In hair and makeup. Ill clean this up later. Alice from hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live with special guest host dave grohl tonight kristen bell, alice cooper and our 12th annual half and half halloween pageant. And now welcome to my nightmare. Heres dave grohl [ cheers and applause ] dave woo [ cheers and applause ] happy halloween, everybody. Tonight, Dave Letterman rules. Yes, im dave grohl dressed as Dave Letterman in for jimmy kimmel. Its confusing, i get it. Especially if youre home right now watching, stoned to the bone. And just like dave, i would like to announce my retirement from late night tv. Yeah. This will be my final show. Its been quite a ride though, you know. You may know me from my role as lobby passerby in the 1996 episode of the xfiles. Or maybe from my vanity okay. [ applause ] its the second one, i guess. Im not the only one in costume tonight. Everyone on the kimmel staff is dressed up as a musician from the 80s. Our announcer, de schneider. sr there you go. Good luck. Our band leader cleto is prince. [ cheers and applause ] a little too soon, cleto. Too soon. Cleto senior is boy george. [ cheers and applause ] our base player is billy givens or dusty hill. And the drummer jonathan is in full divo attire. The key board player jeff is michael jackson. Ladies and gentlemen. [ applause ] our guitar player is madonna thats a good look. And guillermo, who are you dressed as . Cher. [ cheers and applause ] dave what kind of chair . Like a swivel chair . A folding chair . Whatever you want. Youre doing the show. Dave do you care to share a song, i believe . Believe. Dave will you sing for us . Do you believe in life after love dave just like the real thing. Thats pretty good. I like that. Speaking of costumes, this is cool. This morning i received a special honor, a news anchor in charlotte, north carolina, dressed as me for halloween. Good morning and happy halloween, everybody i am bruce, aka the boss, with my cohost whitney dressed as dave grohl. The best, the best he dave what is that . [ cheers and applause ] the opposite of a tribute there. I dont even know. Thats my target demographic right there. Thats what were going for. Were your kids excited to trick or treat . I have three daughters. Theyre 3, 8 and 11. And they dressed up as, in order, a pumpkin, a princess, and leave me alone dad, nobody cares about this stupid holiday. But you know, halloween has changed a lot since i was a kid. Call me owed fashioned but i feel like we keep drifting further and further away from the meaning of halloween. And frankly, ill kind of sick of it. So who wants to meet me in the woods after the show and sacrifice a goat . [ cheers and applause ] since its halloween, we have an angel and a demon on the show tonight. Kristen bell and alice cooper are here. Right there. This will be the first time theyve seen each other since they broke up so that should be awkward. By the way, not only is alice cooper going to chat with us, he is going to perform for us with a little help from me and my foo fighters. One night only. One night only. We shall be known as alice fooper. [ laughter ] with jimmy out this week, people have been wondering, will his show still be making kids cry on halloween . Do you know that one . Thats a good one. The answer is yes, of course. Consider this your official invitation to take part in the seventh annual halloween candy youtube challenge. It is a rite of passage for children. Like learning the truth about santa except what theyre learning is that their parents are sort of [ bleep ]. Its easy to participate. All you have to do is this. While you were at school, i ate all your candy. [ crying ] [ applause ] dave so if you would like to be a part of Something Like that, tell your kids you ate all their candy, record it and post it to youtube with the title, hey, jimmy kimmel i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy. Do it safely and be on the lookout for a message from the show. This is your chance to get back at your kids for making you listen to them with their soundtrack every day to school. We have to take a break. But when we come back. We have a timehonored Jimmy Kimmel Live tradition. Were going to combine Halloween Costumes to make some truly insane creations. Do you have any idea what this is . A snow globe it is a snow globe go ahead and say it. Thats right. Im Curious George takei. Thats right. Its the shows 12th annual half and half halloween pageant when we return. So stick around when youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . 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And you guys in the audience will be a part of it so heads up. I want you to be part of it. Mr. Mustard. For instance, if we combine c 3 po and oprah, what would you get . Oh check out the big brains on you. Perfect. So here it is. Our 12th annual half and half Halloween Costume pageant. Welcome. Lets see who is coming to the door bell. What have we got . Aah, all right. Any guesses . Anyone . Anything . What have you got . Oh lets see. Who are you . Right there. Handmaid snail. He got it. Right on top look at that. We would have also second little red riding slug. Oh, we got another one coming in. Lets see who is here. Anybody . Anybody . Hold on. Whats that . Over here. Benjamin tell us who you are right now. Benja benja benja benja benja right there. That looks comfortable. Sheesh the writers were as high as a kite when they came one that one. Who is next . What have we got . Oh, goodness gracious. Whoa, man anybody . Anything . Youre freaking me out a little bit here. Who are you . Marge gimpson. Did you get that one over there . You got it . All right. Dave her safe word is dont door bell. Here we go. Weve got another one coming through. Here it comes. Here it comes. What have we got . Barney who . Who are you . Barney sanders dave oh we got another one. Barney sanders right there. [ applause ] i dont know if you know there but bernie was actually alive when actual dinosaurs roamed the earth. Oh, we have another one coming through. Okay. Look out. He has no eye holes in that one. He cant see where hes going. Who are you, my man . Im mr. E. T. Dave look at him. He shrunk a lot since rocky. Got another one coming through. Oh anybody . What have you got . Anyone . Who are you . I am eggo batman. Dave eggo batman. Okay. Both of his parents were killed by a toaster oven. Okay. Weve got another one. Coming through. Here it comes. Lets see. Wait a second. Wait a second. You look a lot like americas favorite Game Show Host vana white thats because i am americas favorite Game Show Host vanna white dave im going to say halloween city is really stepping it up over there. Any guesses . Anybody got anything . What . Okay. Dave tell them who you are. Im Vanna White Walker dave Vanna White Walker. Long may you raid. And say hello to the cat from the north for us. Thanks to all of our models, especially vanna white. [ applause ] and thank you very much to the amazing Jimmy Kimmel Live wardrobe department. Well be right back with kristen bell. The all new 2018 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. Verizon and google havits like verizon is the oil and google is the balsamic. Its more like the google pixel 2 is the unlimited storage. And verizon is the best unlimited plan. I like oil and balsamic. vo get the pixel 2 for up to 300 off on googles exclusive wireless partner, verizon. Discover card. I justis this for real . Match, yep. 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Well, actually, i realized a few years ago, i really like facial hair. But not on other people. On me. Because thank you. I feel like i can really pull it off. My friend was at a Boogie Nights Party and i went as burt reynolds. And i did something similar to this. Dave i feel like we have a picture. Thats it. Nailed it [ applause ] these are all pieces of my wardrobe that i wore separately but together created burt reynolds. And i was very happy with it. I stuck eyelash glue to my chest and put some wig hair on there. Dave the facial hair is working this is this is commitment. Thats dedication. I feel yeah. I feel like its going to hurt coming off. Dave next year you could go there. What do you do with there when you sit down . Its so uncomfortable. Dave not all of us stuff our pants the way you have. I beg to differ. Okay . Dave are you trick or treating in this tonight . No. Im not. Im going to, right after this is done, ill going to shave and get right out of this costume. Looking forward to it. Good news and bad news. Last time i was here my daughters did not like frozen. They knew about it but they were like, we dont care. Now they know about it. Theyre super into the other princess. So my daughter wants to be elsa and she likes to match me. We often have matching outfits. She begged me to be elsa and i cant say no to her. Weve been to one Halloween Party dressed as matching elsas. Does she not know that anna of course she knows i was like, heres an idea. What about she was like, mom, mom, no way. I did it. Shes like every other kid. Im used to it. You can cross your legs with this. Dave this is what weve got. That was on saturday. [ applause ] which i did happen to have this costume because my friend ryan hansen, i just guest started on his television show. He solves crimes on television. Its great, if you havent seen it. And they made me like an epic elsa costume. I kind of had it and then she begged me and i couldnt say no. Dave you went and knocked on someones door for like toothpaste. Im disgruntled. To say the least. Dave where does it happen that the person from frozen goes trick or treating as the person from frozen . Anywhere she wants . Dave oh i like that. Everyone is in costume. No one cares. Dave yeah. I go dont you feel like, there is too much stimulus for anyone to recognize you. No one goes, oh thats amazing. Thats what you can get away with other halloween. Dave youve hosted this show. Yeah. I loved it. Dave did you like it . I highly recommend being behind the desk. Tell me if this stressed you out. So the show is divided into all these little segments and everybody has a different segment and they have to meet a certain time. It has to fit into an hour. And you have the job of basically shutting me up. Or trying to figure out how to wrap it up or draw it out. And i feel like, oh, lets do this. Draw it out would be really obvious, right . How do you say it . Get comfortable. 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Now im turning into my dad. I text in full sentences. I refer to every child as chief. This hat was free. What am i supposed to do, not wear it . Next thing you know, im telling strangers defense wins championships. Well, it does. Right . Why is the door open . Are we trying to air condition the whole neighborhood . At least i bundled home and auto on an internet website, progressive. Com. Progressive cant save you from becoming your parents, but we can save you money when you bundle home and auto. I mean, why would i replace this . Its not broken. I mean, why would i replace this . Dude. Yodude. Unchings stheyre just jealous. Kelloggs raisin bran crunch with crunchy clusters and the taste of apples and strawberries. I got one guess were having cereal for dinner. Kelloggs raisin bran crunch apple strawberry. Tell me about your relationship with your daughter. Thats my favorite topic. Well, i had kiki when i was 18 years old of when the nurse placed her on my breast, i looked down at her and i said, youre going to be my best friend forever is that normal, the best friend forever thing . We dont like to use the word normal around here. Dave welcome back welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im your guest host dave grohl here with kristen bell. Youre getting the band back together, huh . Yeah. It was so fast. It came out three months after we shot it. We promoted it. And then she had a baby and we did it all again. We added our moms. It is a really fun experience. I love them so much. Dave should my daughter see this . No, no, no no. Its a very, very no. It is an adult film. Not an adult film. Dave oh its not an adult film. But it is as close as you go get to an adult film without being an adult film, i guess. Dave so they wont see that. No no, no. Dave but theyre huge fans. Thank you. Dave like me being here with you its like, it is the biggest deal to my kids. Really . If i were to jam a song with you, i would become the coolest dad. I would jam with you. I would [ cheers and applause ] i would love to. Dave would you . Yes dave lets go what do you want to do . Do you want to build a snowman . Dave thats my highway to hell. Lets dough snowman. What are your daughters names . Dave violet, harper and fifi. This is for you. Do you want to build a snowman come on lets go and play i never see you anymore come out the door its like youve gone away we used to be best buddies and now were not i wish yo