Is . [ laughter ] its freezing in a lot of the country. It is colder than melanias side of the bed on the east coast right now. [ laughter ] there is a winter storm the likes of which have not been seen since the last episode of game of thrones happening right now. Thousands of flights were canceled today. Thousands of homes are without power. All because of a phenomenon called bombogenesis, which happens to be my favorite phil collins cover laband. [ laughter ] must be some misunderstanding, they really kill it. I dont know how weve gone all this time without hearing bombogenesis, i think meteorologists are making words up to see if we notice. Parts of new england are said for colder than materials the planet. Boston is expected to get 18 inches of snow. The schools there were closed today. But football practice wasnt. This is what the new England Patriots, for real, had to endure this afternoon. Thats new England Patriots practice today. No days off no days off no days off jimmy no days off . How about one day off . I mean, come on. [ laughter ] theyre not even playing sunday, they have a bye week. If they went people would be like, thats why they won. Really its like, thats why damarius got pneumonia, no days off. The worst job to have this time of year is local news reporter. Because unless youre in the studio they stick you in a blizzard to show everybody how cold it is. In new york Tracy Strahan was none too happy about it. A lot of places decided to close up. County courts closed today. A lot of the usual Convenience Stores and restaurants where people would be right now for their morning commute, they are shut down as well. Not a soul to be seen. We do see somebody in front of our favorite coffee store that i wont name. Are you going to open today or what . Weve been waiting since 5 00 in the morning you dont . Well, get somebody that does. He doesnt work there but he says hes going to be on it for us. Jimmy all right, all right, get tracy a cup of coffee and a sandwich. [ cheers and applause ] one of the things that happens in that kind of weather is people go outside with a cup of water and throw the water in the air and watch it freeze. Like this. Oh ho ho, wow jimmy that ones in slow motion. Its fun and its kind of beautiful, really. But we dont get to do that here ever because it isnt freezing. It was 72 degrees here in l. A. Today. And i was starting to feel kind of cheated. So this afternoon i sent my cousin sal out to the front of our building to throw some cups of water. Wouldnt you know it, while he was throwing the water, members of our staff happened, just happened to be walking out the door. Sal come on, freeze come on freeze, water its not freezing, i know, its upsetting to me too. And, freeze [ bleep ]. Sal im sorry. What the [ bleep ] . Sorry, i didnt mean to cuss. Sal its not freezing. This water sucks. And, freeze oh, its not freezing. Oh, sorry, garrick. Sorry, stop, this is your bank freeze, water. Thats not how its supposed to play. Jimmy well done, sal, and sarah too. [ cheers and applause ] we have a topnotch show. The great lake of kobe bryant is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and boos ] jimmy like most of the lakers, kobe isnt playing this season. [ laughter ] but both his jersey numbers retired. 8 and 24. Which is also the lakers record right now. [ laughter ] also tonight, Khloe Kardashian is here. [ cheers and applause ] she is the third installment in the kardashian trilogy. Music from prophets of rage. Whose rage cannot match that of donald trump right now. Thanks to i dont know if you know about this new book. Its called fire and fury. It is highlighted by serious accusations made by his former Senior Adviser steve bannon. In the book bannon says trumps son don jr. Was treasonous and unpatriotic, he implies trumps soninlaw jared is a money launderer, and says his daughter ivanka is dumb as a brick. Which of course displeased the president. So yesterday he fired back and then his lawyers sent bannon a cease and desist letter. Bannon tried to do some damage control on his radio show. He called the president a great man. Heres how that went over this morning. Thank you all very much. Thank you. [ shouted questions from reporterepor reporters ] thank you very much. I dont know, he called me a great man last night, he obviously changed his tune pretty quick. Thank you all very much. Thank you. I dont talk to him. I dont talk to him. Thats just a misnomer. Thank you. Jimmy look at that face. He is like an orangutan sucking on a lemon. [ laughter ] but this is quite a battle, bannon versus trump. Its bringing back some of the ghosts of trumps mispast. None other than Anthony Scaramucci has been making the rounds to try unsuccessfully to kind of draw a happy face on this whole thing. There are many different factions inside the republican party. Some of us have different philosophical views, different personal views towards each other. But lets subordinate all that nonsense and work for the president and knock it off. Anthony, you said six months ago that you think steve bannon tries to suck his own penis. Now youre saying he should get on board, get on the team . So lets talk about that. Because you want to bring that up. Its nbc, my Favorite Network jimmy well, dont take it personally, she asks every guest that question. [ laughter ] hes the gift that keeps on mooching. Trumps lawyers also sent a cease and desist to the author and publisher of the book. The letter that accuses Michael Wolff of defamation by libel, defamation by libel per se, false light invasion of privacy, to toretious interference, breach of contract, which are legal terms for wah, wah, stop saying mean things about me. Trump was angry alevel stars didnt come to his inauguration. He repeats the same stories over and over, sometime in the span of ten minutes. He had three tv screens installed in his bedroom so he could sit there and eat cheeseburgers in bed and watch tv. It says jarred and ivanka made a deal she would run for president after his father. Almost everyone trump hired called him stupid. Rex tillerson called him a mo n moron. H. R. Mcmaster called him a hopeless idiot. This was posted by katy tour from nbc. This is from the book. Trump liked to say one of the things that made life living was getting your friends wives into bed. In pursuing a friends wife hed try to persuade the wife her husband was not what he thought, ask the secretary to ask the friend in his office, once the friend would arrive he would engage in what was for him more or less constant sexual banter. Do you like having sex with your wife . How often . You must have a better f than your wife, tell me about it, i have girls coming in from l. A. At 3 00. All the while trump would have his friends wife on the speakerphone listening in to this, like fifty shades of orange or something. These are his friends. No wonder his only friends fox and friends. Who does that to their friends . The white house is saying none of this is true, its a fabrication by a tabloid writer. Heres the thing, they let this writer, Michael Wolff, into the white house, he was there all the time. He claims he conducted over 200 interviews. One of the last things he wrote, Rupert Murdoch ripped to shreds. Why did these idiots let him in the white house in the first place . That alone indicates poor decisionmaking. The publisher is moving the publication date up to tomorrow because of the cease and detest. If you dont want people to read a book about you, why would you take legal action to try to stop people from reading the book about you . I wasnt going to buy the book, i was just going to read the excerpts in magazines and move on. But now that trumps lawyers are going allout to try to stop it from being published, im buying 20 copies. [ laughter ] i cant buy enough of the books. [ cheers and applause ] ill buy for my parents, my inlaws, my cousins. Im going to walk up and down my block stuffing books into my neighbors mail boxes. Threatening the writer with legal action is literally the dumbest move you can make if you want to keep on it the downlow. The book went from 48,000 on amazon straight to number one. [ laughter ] which is crazy. Unless, stay with me on this, unless, maybe, donald trump really is the great businessman he says he is and hes getting a cut of the book. Maybe hes the ghost. Maybe he helped write fire and fury. Or more likely hes just dumb and everyone around him is dumb. [ laughter ] this book claims trump is losing it and a group of lawmakers brought a psychiatrist in to discuss his mental capacity. They say he cant even recognize old friends. I have to say i have noticed that trump does sometimes have trouble finding his friends. Wheres harry . Wheres harry . Harry wheres richard . Wheres kip . Wheres brock . Theres nick . Wheres ben . Wheres chris . Wheres jack . Wheres mike . Wheres ray . Wheres pat . Wheres dan . Wheres mickey . Wheres chris . Wheres matt . Wheres lou . Wheres susie . Wheres jessica . Wheres steve . Wheres aaron . Wheres john . Wheres billy . Vice president , great job. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy heres another coincidence i find interesting. Its girl scout cookie season. Every year three days after we resolve to lose weight, girl scout cookie season comes. Stay with me on this. The attorney general Jeff Sessions today announced he has rescinded something called the cole memo, policy from the Obama Administration that discouraged federal prosecutors from pursuing charges against the sale of marijuana in states where the stale of marijuana is legal. The states make it legal, the fbi leaves them alone. Jeff sessions is getting rid of that now. So the feds will be prosecuting in states where marijuana is legal again. And no one can figure out why hes doing this. With all thats going on, this is like locking someone up for retransmitting baseball games without the consent of major league baseball. Its very minor. But something about it seemed fishy and i want to connect the dots for you to tell you whats really going on here. Okay . Follow me over here. All right. Now up on the wall. Fact. Jeff sessions, the attorney general, wants to jail marijuana users. What do people get when they smoke marijuana . The munchies. What is the best snack when you have the munchies . Cookies. Now, who makes the best cookies . The girl scouts. And when does girl scout cookie season start . January. Which based on my research is the same month were in right now. So Jeff Sessions wants to stop people from smoking pot in january. Which would result in fewer people eating thin mints, tagalongs, dosidos, which hurts profits and who profits from hurting the girl scouts . Big Cookie Companies like keebler. Why would Jeff Sessions want to hurt the girl scouts and help keebler . Because Jeff Sessions is a dirty little keebler elf thats why. [ cheers and applause ] jeff, if youre listening with those pointy little ears from that hollowedout free you live in, know this. We are on to you and we will smoke you out of that tree if we have to. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. We have a good show tonight. Tonight on the show music from prophets of rage, Khloe Kardashian is here. And well be right back with kobe bryant. [ cheers and applause ] hi, im paul, the guy who switched to sprint. Guess what . They Just Announced that their unlimited plan now comes with hulu. I get unlimited access to hulu originals, thousands of hit shows, movies, next day tv, its crazy i get hulu included in my unlimited plan and streaming in hd. 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Then, this is their selftitled album, prophets of rage from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night we have a new show with armie hammer, jason clarke and music from they. So please join us then. Last month at staples center, our first guest was honored by his team with not one but two retired numbers. He is a playmaker turned filmmaker with a new animated short called dear basketball. From your los angeles lakers, please welcome fivetime nba champion, 8 and 24, kobe bryant. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . All right. Jimmy wow. Well. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, i have to say, i dont know whats going on but youve really let yourself go, i mean, youre a mess. Look at you. How are you doing . Hows retirement going . Its good, im enjoying it. Jimmy you dont get bored or anything like that . No, i dont get bored at all. Its fun now to be able to control your own schedule in a sense. Jimmy yeah, right. Be home for christmas. Jimmy you dont miss showering with the other guys . [ laughter ] yeah, no. Not so much. Would you . Jimmy i dont know, never really had that experience. [ laughter ] guillermo, we should try it sometime after the show. Guillermo sure, yeah, whatever you say. Jimmy are you still i remember you used to fly your helicopter from home to the staple centers. I still fly it, yeah, yeah. Jimmy are you flying it by yourself now . Dude, no. [ laughter ] no, i dont trust myself behind the wheel of a car let alone a helicopter. Thats hollywood as i get. I dont come to l. A. If i dont have the mamba chopper. 405 and me dont get along. Jimmy thats interesting. Do you take the kids to school in the helicopter . Yeah, no. [ laughter ] no, yeah i drop them at school every morning, though. Jimmy did you enjoy your Retirement Ceremony or was it weird for you . It was awesome. You know, i got a chance to see a bunch of the players that i played with before. Jimmy guys came out. Guys came out. Jimmy said some very nice things also. It was pretty cool, man. Having my kids there, having my wife there, baby bianca, who was asleep when we first got there, pushing her in the stroller. For her to be in that environment, not that shell ever remember any of it. But the fact that she got a chance to kind of participate in that is pretty sweet. Jimmy it would be a little bit strange if you looked back on that stuff and she wasnt in it, as a teenager. How about your older daughters . Are they impressed were they impressed by all the love and admiration that rained down on you there . I think so. Theyll never let me know it. Jimmy they dont ac knowled acknowledge it, yeah. Thinking about what im going to say. Jimmy right. I figured at this moment in time is when i have their undivided attention, speaking of my two daughters, 14 and 11. If im at home and talking to them, theyre not going to listen to a word i have to say. Now in front of thousands of people, they have to pay attention. Jimmy sure. So therefore im going to talk to them about hard work. And they cant just roll their eyes at me, right . So i have their undivided attention. So i stole that moment to teach them something. But they could care less. Adam levine, kendrick lamar, theyre like, this night is awesome. Jimmy do they love that when celebrities they admire come up to you and speak to you . God, yeah. Jimmy whos the best one, the one that was most impressive to them . Taylor swift. Jimmy oh, yeah, right. Vin diesel. Jimmy really, the kids like vin diesel . The fast and the furious. Jimmy really, wow. So that was pretty awesome. Jimmy yeah, thats pretty good. I got major cool points for a good two months off of that. Beyonce is the best one. Jimmy beyonce . Hands down. Jimmy did she say anything to the kids . Yeah, well like im always trying to teach lessons to the kids. Again, they never listen to me. Jimmy yeah, right. We went to go see beyonce in concert, went backstage, said hello to her in stuff. I said, amazing, still killing it. She said, yeah, i learned from you. I looked at the kids like, dude. Mamba mentality, dude, come on. Jimmy if that doesnt make an impression, whats going to . Like now you have to listen to me. Jimmy your idol growing up was magic johnson, a guy you admired greatly. [ cheers and applause ] then you get to know magic as an owner of the team. Magic said, and Shaquille Oneal with whom youve had an up and down relationship said, that you are the greatest laker of alltime. Do you agree with that . And what does that mean to you . Well, ill never disagree with my elders. [ laughter ] no, im kidding. Kidding. I grew up watching magic. Ive had, you know ive learned so much from him. I cant sit her and be like, im the greatest laker ever. To me he is. Jimmy youre the greatest laker. To keep it real with you, ive stolen so much from him that my game wouldnt be complete without him. Jimmy i was thinking about this today. Your numbers, 8 and 24, which first of all i wonder, i know in basketball, no single team has ever retired two numbers. But i wonder if its happened in any sport at all. Do you have any idea . I have no idea. Jimmy i dont think it has. I looked it up and tried to figure it out. It also adds up to magics number, 32, is that a coincidence . Wow. [ laughter ] jimmy