Weather has the word bomb in it. Temperatures are below zero in new england right now. People are huddling around tom bradys perfect smile to try to stay warm. [ laughter ] schools are closed. Flights are grounded. There was more than a foot of snow on the ground in boston yesterday. And flooding too. They had snow and flooding. The kind of weather no person should ever drive in unless you dont have a choice because its your job. Its just after noon in boston, you can see this right here is floodwaters coming out of the boston harbor. Its not even high tide yet. Weve already had to move our cars twice. At one point the water was as high as the hood of our suv. What are you doing driving in this . Im working for stub hub [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that could be the new im going to disney world. I hope you got a good tip. Its cold in florida. So cold, in fact, and this is not a joke, iguanas are freezing and falling out of trees. Look at this. Frozen iguanas. Now these are not dead, theyre in a state of suspended animation. They freeze up and drop out of the sky. Just as the bible foretold. [ laughter ] the last time a lizard fell out of a palm tree, it turned out to be keith richards. [ laughter ] officials in florida are warning people not to pick them up because when they thaw out, theyll bite you. You have to hand it to florida. With everything going on they find a way to outcrazy everyone every single time. [ cheers and applause ] this is good too. This is from sum testipter, sou carolina, where the Winter Weather did not have any impact on one mans sunny disposition. What did you see . Yes, i was on the 0521. You saw cars in the ditch and sliding. Then me and some other good samaritans, we got out our vehicles and helped them so they could get on some gravel, something that they could grip. And as i was driving what really i saw this elderly woman trapped in the ditch. And she was waving and nobody stopped. Me and my younger brother, ronald mcgee, we was doing that, and we helped her. She was like, thank you so much, i dont know what id do without you. And i drove her to her house. And i want to thank the sumpter community for coming together in these times of need. That is telling you what the city of sumpter is all about. Like i like to say, smile in place in beautiful places. We come together as a community in time of need. Thats why im glad to be a sumpter native. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know were early in the year but he might be my favorite person of 2018. Two big stories, the weather and the president. They managed to come together to earn chris larsen and the team at cbs in charlotte, north carolina, this weeks award for excellence in reporting. Look at that northnorthwesterly wind, at 10, it feels like temperature with windchill is 26 degrees here in the charlotte area. 11 right now in boone. Oh my goodness. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes always watching us. President trump is having maybe the worst week of his presidency so far and thats saying something because of a book that came out called fire and fury. It is a devastating portrait of the trump family as told by people who work with and for him. A reporter named Michael Wolff got great stuff out of steve bannon, who at one time was one of trumps closest advisers. Hes not anymore. But wolff spent a lot of time at the white house. Trump is even taking issue with that assertion. He lashed out at the book, its author, and steve bannon on twitter last night, i authorize zero access to white house, actually turned him down many times for author of phony book, i never spoke to him for book, full of lies, misrepresentations, and sources that dont exist, look at this guys past and watch what happens to him and sloppy steve. [ laughter ] sloppy steve is trumps new nickname for steve bannon. And i have to admit its a good one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in fact, of all the nicknames hes given people. I dont know what to say. Sloppy steve fits. [ laughter ] so hes using it now, he used it twice in two days. This morning he tweeted, the Mercer Family recently dumped the leaker known as sloppy steve bannon, smart. The leaker known as slopty steve. I like when he comes up with a nickname then acts like it was a thing. He wasnt known as sloppy steve bannon, you named him that yesterday. Anyway, the author of the book, Michael Wolff, was on the today show this morning. He thanked the president for calling so much attention to his book by trying to stop it from being published and added more fuel to the fire and fury by saying everyone he spoke to, while writing this book, compared the president to a child. They said he has the temperament of a child, the vocabulary of a child, and also questioned his intellectual capacity. One of the overarching themes is that, according to your reporting, everyone around the president , senior advisers, family members, every single one of them questions his intelligence and fitness for office. Let me put a marker in the sand here. 100 of the people around him. [ laughter ] jimmy thats like almost all of them, right . [ cheers and applause ] i always wondered what happened to the six flags guy, now i know, he was in the white house writing a book. Why they let Michael Wolff in the white house, when you think about it, that might be the craziest part of this book. They just let the guy come in and hang out at meetings . Whos that . Oh, thats mike, the guy who tore Rupert Murdoch a new one, wrote a book about him, really killed him. Oh, great, lets see if he wants to hang out in the situation room. The book is already at number one. People were lined up at midnight waiting for it like it was a new harry potter book. Its a big hit. It will probably be the fastestselling book of the year. Im looking forward to a few weeks from now when trump starts taking credit for how great sales of the book were. [ laughter ] people love my book, its fantastic [ cheers and applause ] this is something. The president is still trying to get that wall of his built. I almost forgot. That was like 187 dumb ideas ago. [ laughter ] trump is asking congress to put up 18 billion for this wall he said mexico was going to pay for. Meanwhile, millions of children are about to lose their Health Insurance because Congress Still hasnt funded the c. H. I. P. Program. I guess the wall is so we dont escape to mexico to find a doctor for our kids. Cant we just i dont know, cant we just tell him its built, photoshop something . Show it to him . Hell never know. [ laughter ] great wall, mr. President , you really did it is it bigger than chinas wall . Yep it is [ cheers and applause ] hey, heres something for those who live in new york and want to get in shape. Early tonight hansen fitness, a gym in manhattan, had their firstever nude workout class. Where men and women, but mostly men, lets be honest. [ laughter ] all men. 100 men. Worked out together without clothes on. And i cant think of a better time to encourage people to work out naked than when its 24 degrees below outside. This seems like a bad idea, for about 12 different reasons, really. The only thing worse than a workout class is a nude workout class. [ laughter ] here in los angeles, the Oklahoma City thunder beat the clippers last night. The highlight from that broadcast came during the postgame interview, Carmelo Anthony got unwelcome surprise from russell westbrook. What was the difference defensively for you all down the stretch . Adjustments. I think we have to figure out exactly what they was doing oh, mother [ bleep ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what else are you going to say . We are wrapping up a very big week in the state of california. As of january 1st, the sale of cannabis for Recreational Use is legal here. [ cheers and applause ] which means, and i know its crazy to think about, but somewhere in california right now, someone is smoking marijuana. American attitudes towards drugs are changing. 64 of americans now support legalization of marijuana. Millennials are now more than twice as likely to support it than they were ten years ago. Which means there will be a lot of money in the drug industry in the future. And i for one would like to be a part of that. So with that said, please stay tuned for a special message from future me. The following is a paid advertisement for Illegal Drugs. 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Have you been playing hq trivia on the phone . A lot of people are. Noon every day, all work at our office stops so people can play. Its a trivia game app you play as a group. They ask 12 questions. The winners, whoever gets all 12 questions right, split a pot of money. People all over the world. People go nuts, its fun. I dont think ive ever got past question four. But this woman did. She won. As youll see here, she was pretty darn happy about that. [ hysterical screaming ] [ dogs barking ] [ hysterical screaming ] [ crying ] jimmy so you know how much she won . 11. 30. [ laughter ] [ applause ] imagine what would have happened if shed won 12, shed probably be dead. Did you see the guy who got the coolie question wrong on jeopardy . Musical literature 1,600. Youve got the knack now. A song by coolio from dangerous minds goes back in time to become a 1667 john milton classic. What is gangsters paradise lost. Yes. Our judges have reevaluated one of your responses a few moments ago. 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It seems like just yesterday that our first guest split himself in two to play the winklevoss twins in the social network but it was many films ago and on sunday, he will vie for his first golden globe for his work in call me by your name its in theaters now, please welcome armie hammer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Im good. Jimmy i heard you almost didnt make it tonight. No, i got stuck in new york in that crazyass blizzard. Jimmy it becomes too cold to fly a plane, which is crazy. It was too cold to fly a plane, it was too cold to do anything, i got stuck in jfk airport for 9 1 2 hours trying to get on one plane and the next plane and the next plane. Jimmy thank you for sticking with it and coming. I assume it was for you had to come anyway for the Golden Globes. Yeah, an afi thing