I know whats happening. We got a lot of horny women for jamie dornan here tonight [ cheers and applause ] i was like i dont usually get this, i dont know whats going on. [ laughter ] well its a strange and mystical day in the universe. Last night into early this morning had a blue moon, blood moon, super moon and full lunar eclipse, the moon pulled out all of the stops to get us to look up from our phones. This is something ive been excited about for a few days, i wrote it down super blood blue moon 5 20 a. M. Should have been the ideal time. It hasnt happened for like 150 years. Its a rare thing. I set my alarm 5 25 giving me four minutes to get to the balcony. Alarm went off. I go to the bathroom and come back and get right back in the bed and go to sleep [ cheers and applause ] in between the time i was in the bathroom it totally left my mind. I have to say im glad i didnt see it. If you think about it the moon is a little bitd of a show off. Every month its another thing we have to watch. You dont see the sun pulling this kind of crap just hangs out, im up, im down, see you tomorrow. The moons like look at me put on your safety glasses. Im blocking the sun. In ancient time the conflict of ancient blue moon and eclipse meant a leader had risen to torment his people [ cheers and applause ] did you see the state of the union last night, President Trump had his state of the union speech went on for hour and 35 minutes mostly for applausing. One of my greatest priorities is to reduce the price of prescription drugs. [ applause ] [ laughter ] he knows youre not supposed to applause yourself. Every ten seconds hes clapping for himself like a seal begging for a sardine. I bet he claps after sex. [ laughter ] i bet he does. In a lot of ways it was a typical trump speech, four fact check hz to be hospitalized for nervous break downs, one sadly not going to pull through. He bragged about creating 2. 5 million new jobs, mostly defense lawyers for himself. Said he will invest in job training, good idea, he could use that. He called open hand for both parties to Work Together in a bipartisan way. Donald trump calling for a bipartisanship is about as believable as mike pence calling for bisexuality. I knew he should have fired someone during the speech, mitch youre great youre fired, well, i was elected, well now youre unelected. Hit the elevator turtle man that would be fun to see. The Minority Party in this case the democrats delivered the rebuttal. Which is fun to watch because something always goes wrong. The person they choose to speech is either completely dehydrated or in this case foaming at the mouth. This year the democrats found Congress Joe Kennedy iii to give the speech but whatever goop he had on his mouth during it wasnt. Rolling back civil rights by the day. Hatred. Supremacy proudly marching in our streets. You know i know youre saying important stuff but all i see is spit. After the speech said it was chap stick. You probably know the super bowl is on sunday. Defending champion new England Patriots are playing the philadelphia eagles. Super bowl l super bowl 52 they are using roman numerals super bowl lii, those are confusing, its like using a sun dial to tell time. Its like the myspace ofofofofof numbers. What is this . How dare you speak about any numberals. Who are you. It is i julius cesar em perror of rome. Oh, its julius cesar. [ cheers and applause ] heed my warning if you dare to abandon the roman numerales it will bring nur civilization to doom. Think were heading that way already. Rome has been numerals since i what year did you invent them. It was i. But now were in the year mxviii and its confusing. Its confusing to all. Its confusing to me, its confusing to all of us. [ cheers and applause ] thanks guys. Kp were going to say oh, good i can read that now. No they will not say oh, good, they will say oh, bad. You will prkserish, you leave mo choice but to stab you l iii times. I. I v. Thats not doing anything because youre a ghost. Momma mia guess i will go to the little seesz ares if cesars next to hooters. Very sorry about the roman n numerals i know they were important to you. But thank you for stopping by. Okay. Pizza pizza. Okay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how about that. Guillermo was in minnesota this week for the super bowl meeting. This is a big event all reporters converge to get a word with the players. Did you have fun in minnesota. A lot of fun. Jimmy you were very cold right . Yeah very cold. Jimmy he control duducted a interviews but also part of this gem. Good luck eagles. Do you know the fight song. No can you sing it to me. Its eagles. Ea. I will do it and then you. Eagles, eagles now you. Want to try again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay. 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Tonight on the show, music from Russell Dickerson, danai gurira is here and well be right back with jamie dornan. Only on the way. But first. You know super bowl is on the way. Im celebrating with a big six pack of beer and tide pods. Every year media gets to talk to both teams. Every year since my cousin sal was banned from this event for dressing up as a kicker from one of the teams we sent guillermo to cover it, in year is no exception heres guillermo at the super bowl [ cheers and applause ] surprise its me guillermo in minnesota for super bowl lii. And im going to talk to some Football Players. Lets go. [ laughter ] im okay. Lets go. [ laughter ] here it is. Thats the coach right there. His name is bell ballacheck. Hey coach, why did the coach went to the bank. I dont know. To go get his collar back. Better be on tv. You have one of the greatest smiles sir, you should smile more often. [ laughter ] hey coach why you not so grumpy like the other coach . I dont know. You stumped me on that one. Can you say three nice things about the other team . Uh, no. When it comes to football its more about the xs or the os. Ha, ha, both. Hey danny you guys win every year. You dont think you should give chance to somebody else. Were trying to win it every year, bro. Well, why. I dont know its like a crazy twitch we have. Hey tom, tom, how do you youre back, youre back another year. Yeah how are you. Good whats up. Nice to talk to you again. Thank you. Hey how do you get your teeth so white. I need to get them whiter, how do i do that . I dont know maybe drinking soda or tequila. I love tequila. Me too. One more question. Heads or tails. Heads, always. Me too, yeah. High five. Yeah. How you say . Jay ajayi. Jay say it together jay ajayi. Jay ajayi. Jay ajayi. Ayoo. Is it guillermo . Guillermo. Ajay. Hey my friend. Your name is cool. When people tackle you, are they hitandrunning the blocks. I dont know what that mean. No youre not feeling me . Hes not feeling me at all. [ laughter ] it is true that jezel is going to be in the new movie sex in the city 3. Ha, ha, ha. Everybody wants to know. Shes pretty sexy, though. Yeah shes beautiful and nice. Thats my wife man watch who you talking about. Hey brendan, your name is cook and is greatest cookbook. Can you sign it for me. You want me to sign it . Got good meals in this book. Hey are you on continutinder . No. I just got this tom brady cookbook can you sign it for me. No. Hey james why are you so angry. Can i give you a hug for good luck. No. You guys want to win on sunday. Okay. Can you sign tom bradys cookbook. Can you sign it for me. Absolutely for you, of course. Whats your favorite recipe. You know i havent read through it yet. Oh, my god hes going to be so mad at you. Cant tell you my favorite one. Everybody sign it. Except coach belichick. About to say dont know if he is going to sign it. Coach belichick will you sign my tom brady cookbook. When i get done i will. No right now. Just be patient when im done ill sign it, this is interview session not a autograph session. I got to go to the restroom. Go ahead an god. No i just go to do this. This is an interview session. Not autograph session. Okay. Next. Tom can you sign my cookbook. You bought that . Yeah. Le can you sign it. Of course i can. Can you pass it. Its going to take me like ten minutes to write. Will you can write it yourself. All right thank you tom. Hey nick have you read tom bradys new are cookbook. Im sure its good book havent read it yet. They say youre not a Great Quarterback until you come with a quarterback. I dont have a quarterback so i guess i dont know. The media session has concluded. Remember you said you were going to sign my book. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guilermo. Thank you coach. Can i give you a hug for good luck. Im good. High five. Thank you coach. Good luck. So thats it from minnesota. Everybody signed my book. Tom. Bill belichick. Until the next time bye. What the [ bleep ] man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very well done guillermo. Guillermo, everybody. Tonight on the show. , music from Russell Dickerson, danai gurira is here and well be right back with jamie dornan. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by febreze 60 of women are wearing the wrong size pad and can experience leaks discover always my fit. Find the number thats right for your flow and panty size on the top of any always pack. The better the fit, the better it protects. Always. Oh, bababy hey babababy oh, babybaby look, look so good oh hey oh, bababy hey babababy oh, babybaby look, look so good oh, bababy look so good im scared for jamie right now. To be honest. The only line of defense between him and all of you is guillermo. But what i see here never ceases to amaze me change. I see it in their eyes. It happens when people connect with nature, with culture, with each other. 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Wait. Oh. Oh. Im so sorry. Not funny. Oh, god its dripping, look at it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Fifty Shades Freed opens a week from friday. Please welcome jamie dornan. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey calm down, you animals [ cheers and applause ] really, i want to tell you something, i dont think you realize, youre in a lot of danger right now. I feel it. Feels clear. Jimmy this is like a cage full of starving lions and youre a piece of beef jerky or something of the. To what do we owe this. I just saw don rickels has passed so i thought how about we toast to him. Jimmy absolutely i love that about you and we bonded over our mutual love over don rickels but for you its different because youre much younger than i am and you grew up in the 90s not sure many kids were digging him. I dont think anybody know s about him honestly. My mother loved him. Years later after she died my dad said to me, my wife bought us tickets to go see him in atlanta city and i told my dad and he told me my mom loved him. It was passed on to me. Jimmy wow your mother loved insult comedy as well. Its the best. Jimmy well lets have a toast to don shall we. Danke. Very nice. He would love the fact were talking about him right now. Loves it. Yeah. Jimmy do you think he saw any of the fifty shades movies. He told me he didnt. Was quite pleased with it. Jimmy i can only imagine if he had. You got to know him a little bit right. I did, yeah, very privileged to say that ive had couple great dinners guys him. And barbara. Yeah very special. Jimmy great people. Great people. Jimmy this is the third 50 shades movie, is this to the point with you two lets just do it. Are you like a married couple in these sex is scenes. This is going to sound bad but its almost like brother sister. I know what you mean. Because you know i am married and shes had quite a lot of relationships. [ laughter ] in the time that weve known each other. And you know. So thats happening in our own lives and you just have this mutual love and respect for each other. I feel we know each other so well intimately. Jimmy what about the crew . Is it the same group of people standing around while you guys are naked and does it make it more or less weird. Almost. There are some that carried over from the old crew. They try to keep it a closed set for the sex stuff. Jimmy i see. Only whoever really needs to be in there, like me. Jimmy like you. [ laughter ] they try to minimize how many people are in there. Jimmy do you wear any covering or anything . Yeah. I wear like a wee bag. Jimmy what is it called . Well, thats the expression i say, wee bag doesnt mean its actually we e in size. I wear quite a big bag. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a wee bag. Like a huge travel kit everything stuffed in there. Jimmy a potato sack. Yeah, a potato sack. Jimmy do you own one. I love to get to the stage where you own one. Like you carry it around. Jimmy yeah like a baseball glove. I think i have a right to think this way on the first movie there was a selection of them for me. Jimmy how nice. I thought ill take them out of the packet, theyll have that brand new smell and i sort of picked one that i liked, in the shape of and i picked it up. And in the seam it said inmate number 3. [ laughter ] jimmy really . It was liked sewed in. I was like [ bleep ] this has been used. And you picture the guy playing inmate number three in the movie in your head. I dont know its not sexy. Jimmy something left over from the shawshank redemption, yeah. Inmate number one. Jimmy did you pick that one. Yeah. Jimmy you did. Wow. You boiled it i hope before hand. You know i sort of mind over matter closed my eyes and you tie it in a wee bow. Jimmy how long ago was it, i i know you shot number two and three at the same time how long ago did you finish shooting. Like a while ago. Jimmy do you even remember whats in this movie. No i dont remember a lot. It was nearly two years ago when we finished. Jimmy two years ago. Have you seen the whole movie. Yeah i saw it, they make you see it make you see it. [ laughter ] jimmy wow this snm stuff i dont understand. You know unique for this situation because we shot it so long ago you did need a bit of refresher what happened. So i went to universal offices in london and you go into like a wee theater, like a sin emma. But they wont let you watch it alone in case you film or something. Jimmy even you they are worried about. I dont know what i would do with that footage. So went with a security guard. Jimmy really a guy . Yeah this big guy. Jimmy just the two of you. Yeah. Jimmy wow what was his name. So i had gone in with quite a lot of beer and needed the toilet the entire time. I missed half the movie just peeing. By the end i was literally watching like this. I cant bear it. I got on the end and hes like that was great man like high five. Just watched me simulate sex for last two hours. Jimmy did you go to the bathroom together or separately. No he offered. Jimmy couple time we talk about your dad hes has delivered how many babies now. Over 6,000. Jimmy then he in vented like a threeman soccer game. Like soccer, if you only have three its hard to have a match unless you have this version. Jimmy and its become very popular all around the world. And whats he up to now your father . He turns 70 this week. Hes about to turn 70 and hes worked very hard his whole life. He enjoys himself a lot. Jimmy yeah 6,000 is a lot of babies. Thats enough life to bring into the world. He still does a little private practice stuff. We had the whole family at christmas, they came and stayed with us for christmas, he just picks the comfiest chair in our home, arrived five minutes past 1 11 in the morning with his gin and tonic. He will quietly say can i help. Can i do anything. Were all stuffing turkeys and. Jimmy you probably dont want him to really help. No. Jimmy but stuffing turkey seems he would be good at pulling the stuffing out of the turkey. That would be really his thing. Thats true. [ laughter ] jimmy well tell your dad we said hello. And congratulations on yet another fifty shades movie. I know the audience is [ cheers and applause ] very fired up. Fifty shades freed opens in theaters a week from friday. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] my move to charlotte just really opened up an entirely different world. And through my employment with dress for success i can almost touch home ownership. Have you ever had a dream and then your dream comes true . 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