Believe apartmeparticipated, ma and washington, d. C. All over the country students walked out of class on the day after Florida State house refused to debate a bill to ban magazine guns it is great to see the americans walking out. This is it. Young people are waking up. So many courageous and passionate and well spoken students many in the school speaking out. These are impressive kid whos should be applauded even if you dont agree with them they should be applauded but unfortunately some are not supporting these children who will live through nightmare they will never forget but some are attacking them calling them criesis actors, the actors to orchestrate tragic events to advance liberal agendaa they are attacking them on twitter this kid is being attacked his father an fbi agent is being attacked by conspiracy theoryists who say he was coached or faking it to cover up for the fbi. Yes theres always crack pots out of the wood work, with pare noid nons sense. The far right thrives on conspir assies. Conspiracieconspiracies. Theres hundreds. Pizza gate. Dsh kvrd in this case we have people like donald trump jr. The president s least favorite son, he took time to like two of the story thats attacked the kid and his father. This is the president s son, liking a story that directly defames a student who survived a student. Ted nugent remember the cargo shorts that came to life. Well hes a member of the board of the nra,he shared this article on facebook. Its all theater. The kid is a puppet show according to ted. Is that okay. No. Should the person who actively spreads this garbage around be a member of your board, i dont think so. I want you to consider this, especially if youre trump supporter or member of the nra, do you really think these kids, these teenager whos ethan pos after a shooting at their school are actors as part of deep conspiracy if the answer is yes you do believe that, i have something for you, youre crazy. Youre a crazy it person. Youre brain is not working properly and im worried about you [ cheers and applause ] heres the thing, if you are not agree, most of you are not, and you agree teenagers being part of government underground scheme is nuts you cant let these guys spread lie s about these kids [ applause ] yeah. This is part of what happens when you call everything fake news. Theres nothing fake about the fact russians try to interfere about the election, special counsel mueller indicted 13 of them on friday. One of the tactics was creating social media groups to recruit american Trump Supporters and americans were unaware they were being manipulated by russians, now that they are aware it doesnt make a difference they still dont believe it because everything that isnt fox news is fake news. This is how a woman in brouwer county reacted to the news that a Political Group called being patriotic that recruited her to participate in protrump flash mob was group of russian strolls. You were accused of being patriotic, thats the group helped to organize some of the activities you posted on your own facebook account. Those were legitimate. Those were russians. They were not russians. I dont go with the russians. [ laughter ] yes you do. You went with the russians [ cheers and applause ] you went with the russians, you just maybe for the better, youre just too dopey to know it. The end. And please, please report that. I dont believe that. Thats bull [ bleep ] i know all the people with me. They were at my meetings. Theyre all Trump Supporters okay. But did you know you were in communication electronically with russians. Not me. Not me. You were posting stuff on facebook. Hillary clinton was and so was all her bandits. Ha,bandits. Hello mr. President there she is your next white house chief of staff. [ laughter ] [ applause ] by the way. Now that President Trump has been forced to admit that the russians did meddle in the elections you want to guess who he blames for it. Lets see what he tweeted why didnt obama do something about the meddling. Why arent de m crimes under investigation. Does jeff sessions. Now trump is complaining his own attorney general isnt doing enough to look into why obama didnt do enough to stop this thing he isnt convinced happens in the first place. This afternoon the president held what he called listening session prepared students who were victims of School Parents to the white house and to hear their thoughts one suggesting Arming Teachers or cafeteria workers or custodians which is an idea trump seemed to like but in 2016 he tweeted crook cro so unfortunatelike him to flip that. Could you imagine if teach es could bring guns to school not peanut butter. [ cheers and applause ] a photographer got shot of the notes one was what would you want me to know most about your experience. 2 through 4 are covered by his tiny fingers. Five is i hear you, and we know trump didnt write that himself because he wrote the word hear correctly. You know you need notes to tell you to listen at a listening section. Mike pence was spoes to have secret meeting with North Carolina b. Na b. Xkorea b. X have you been watching the olympics. [ cheers and applause ] if you have youre not watching it on this network because olympics are on nbc but we have something better,we have stuff from youtube the highlights from the winter youlympics. [ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the ice park where germanys diver about to form second dive. Forms his predive ritual. And wow. Canyon ball with massive impact and the crowd is just eating it up. He holds tough until the very last second and lands right on his tail bone. Better put some ice on that. 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You like it. Yes its beautiful it scares me hes going to hurt me. Jimmy no. Hi how are thank you. Thank you for having us. See how friendly everyone is. This is my sons. Were not really a new age kind of family. There is some belief in the super natural. For years when i was a kid i wore a italian horn which is supposed to ward off the evil eye. So this is how we read the aura. This is how we do it here. With a computer. Yes this is a biofeedback center. Should he smile. Okay. Wow. Do you meditate . No. Pray . I gamble a lot because i pray. Because this is what you look like. Thats about right. Is that good . Yeah. So smile. They dont give a [ bleep ] just sit there. Perfect. So blue, blue, blue communication. Thank, thank, thank you. Hold that smile. Hes the green. Wow im green. Just like his card. [ laughter ] okay. Left hand. All right. You have a lot of green which means processing a lot of change. Okay. You have orange which means new beginnings. Oh. Maybe youve been thinking about doing something different. I have been thinking about trying out for the olympics. Well you should go for it. Smile chippy. Oh, shutout your ass. Now put your left hand on the biofeedback sensor and just relax your hand. Let it play out. Youre lavender. Im lavender. Yeah. Hold on a second can i look at that for a second. Look at that aura. Like devil horns. Yeah. Look at this. You have devil horns. Yeah you do. Wow. That really is true. This is what weve been saying. Maybe its hanging out with my nephews that have made me become, i want to say horny but that doesnt sound nice. Think theres a tail. Ive actually never seen anything like this. I would really like to know about that with the horns. Yeah the horns are interesting. The horns are interesting. Yeah. So what aunt chippy doesnt know is we tampa er with her aura to make it look like shes possessed by the devil. Okay stop the bull [ bleep ] tell me really what it means. Is there anything she can do about this. We do have amazing healer that does energy work in the shop. We need that, we need that. Hi. This is aunt chippy. Hi nice to meet you. I got horns. Oh, my. Ive heard of this before. Need some energy clearing. Were going to cover you in crystals. Going to get you ready. Lets do whatever you got to do. Youre making me nervous just talking about it. So im just going to lay some crystals down on you. You may feet more tingling, more flush. Have you ever had anything done like this before. How do people find out about this stuff. They come in with auras looking like you and come here. Very relaxing. Good for the sinuses. Just a few more there. Few more. Little bit of everything. [ laughter ] just keep you quiet for the session there. Get some plant medicine in here. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Weve got angels coming in. There they are. [ laughter ] very nice. Very nice. You freaking kidding me . Take in that nice energy there. Son of a bitch get this [ bleep ] off me before i start throwing crap at everybody. Get me up. Trying to get the horns off you. Son of a bitch. Feel that energy. Freaking [ bleep ] get this [ bleep ] off me. That was a mistake. One day theyre going to kill me. You know we faked that devil horns thing that wasnt really your aura. Look at this. So i really dont have horns . No. Youre not an awful person. You poured that whole [ bleep ] bucket on me. I know i told them not to. You lying bastard. All right. Coming up next we have music from X Ambassadors, david chang and well be right back with Jason Bateman. [ cheers and applause ] announcer portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by el live brought to you by vo you can pass down a Subaru Forester. But you get to keep the memories. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. avo get 0 apr financing on all new 2018 Subaru Forester models. Now through february 28th. Join tmobile today, and get an unlimited family plan with netflix included. Wow. Plus, when you buy an iphone, get an iphone for your bff on us. I like it. All on americas best unlimited network. You dont understand that . So your husband taught spanish his whole career and you didnt pick up any of it. Si. [ laughter ] its just my eczema again,t. But its fine. Yeah, its fine. You ok . Eczema. Its fine. Hey hi arent you hot . Eczema again . Its fine. I saw something the other day. Eczema exposed. Your eczema could be something called atopic dermatitis, which can be caused by inflammation under your skin. Maybe you should ask your doctor . Go to eczemaexposed. Com to learn more. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonight hes a great chef with many restaurants and a netflix show too. The show is called ugly delicious it will be streamable starting friday, david chang is here. [ cheers and applause ] then their song is called ahead of myself. X ambassadors from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, Oprah Winfrey will be here, Timothee Chalamet will join us, and well have music from andra day and common. And on friday we have a new show with oscar nominee saoirse ronan, kyle chandler, and music from joey dosik. So please join us for that [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a golden globewinning actor you know from little house on the prairie, its your move and silver spoons and other things. His new movie is called game night. It opens in theaters friday. Please welcome Jason Bateman. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im sorry for the introduction but you know how obsessed i am with your early work. I mean, one of us has to be. Jimmy yeah. You rattle off all those guests, this is something you and i never talk about, how you meet like the most famous most current most relevant people night after night. Does it ruin anything for you. Can you still go to the movies and marvel at all of the wonder, the glamor. These are just people you work with every day. Theyre all just guests. Not all of them. Sometimes ill get like you. You know i dont mean that. You know, ive been a fan of yours ever since we were both boys. How long have you been on television now, like how many years . 39. Jimmy and thats all of them. Right. There was no television before that. Yeah there was a monkey on a wheel. Yeah. I feel very fortunate. Jimmy whats the first talk show you everybody did. It was carson i was 11 or 12 Something Like that. Yeah,i was a nervous wreck. Jimmy you knew even then to be nervous about being on Johnny Carson . Yeah i i i completely understood what it was. I would watch the show and i knew it was live or at least live some parts of the country and that i was standing behind that curtain and like, here it comes, im about to be exposed to the world and like, i cant, you know, theres no other take. And he said ladies and gentlemen my first guest, young joseph bateman. Opened the curtains. Big smile. And then i made a foolish guess to call him jack. I thought that would be really funny. Jimmy i see to correct him. It went over okay, thank god. Jimmy really. You dont want to sass johnny. Do you remember the other guests that night . Sammy davis jr. Was on the show. Jimmy huge. He was the lead guest. I did not go out before sammy. Jimmy lets be clear. There was barely enough time for me. Deep third guest. Jimmy did you get to talk to sammy . Yeah i did some story about breaking up with a girl. I was an early dater. And he dedicated a song to me something about more fish in the sea Something Like that. Jimmy oh, really sammy davis jr. Sang a song to you. Yeah it was pretty cool. Jimmy such a remarkable life and has been immortalized for me on my favorite Instagram Account. Im not texting with someone, not being rude just trying to figure out how that damn phone works. You dont have a clip of that show do you . No but i have everything Jason Bateman the Instagram Account that they feature something every day. Is this a gag . Jimmy i text you this every day. Is that where amanda gets it from. Jimmy you didnt know about this. Love it. Jimmy what am i not doing right. Who the hell is that . Jimmy i dont know who this man is. Why is he on the show. Now were going to have twelve people working the cellphone. Is this coming out of my time. Jimmy dont worry well clip it all out. It will be so perfect. You havent been on tv enough in your life. Lets talk about game night. Jimmy well for gods sake. Ken now what are you doing. This is not bring the whole staff up on stage time. This is gonna be great guys. When you see this. Its going to be worth all of it. Jimmy im told were having a technical proclamation. Technical problem. Lets get back to you and your life. Suffice if to say we would have had a great deal of photographs. Whats the name of this . Every day Jason Bateman every day people post photos of you. I dont believe that. But there was a, not a gay porn site a gay hub called jasonbateman. Com from which you could go to multiple gay porn sites. I know this family show so i wont go deeper than that. What i did is i purchased the site. At least the domain name. Did you get to keep all the videos. I got those. Yeah. I got those. I said, somebody told me about this, you know, somebody like yourself said hey i dont know if youre aware. I said is it a gag, they go no its real. So i said i better grab that domain. Jimmy for sure. I dont know why they would pick me. Jimmy i do. As the one you do. When youre thinking gay, youre thinking porn you think Jason Bateman. I get it. Jimmy maybe misspell it. You think gay starts with a g instead of a g dont know. Lets take break. Recalibrate and get back on track. 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