Shoot our show people dont realize we shoot the show at 8 00 in the morning. We try to get a jump on [ laughter ] kelly and ryan. But we do know that someone won and we also know we have an american treasure from oakland with us tonight. The great tom hanks is here on our show. You may have heard its toy story 4. I saw its other night, and its great, which is no surprise. I like every tom hanks movie. I like every tom hanks movie except the one where he saves matt damon at the end. [ laughter ] but other than that. Tomorrow as you may know is flag day, and its also our president s birthday. Donald trump turns 73 years old tomorrow. Hes the oldest president ever. Ill send him your best. [ laughter ] how is donald trump only 73 . It feels like hes been president since 73. [ laughter ] anyway, theyre having a fun shindig for him at the white house. Melanias planning to hide inside a cake. Shes not going to jump out, though. Shes going to stay in there a couple years until the coast is clear. But the sprnt on a hell of a roll right now. Did you see his interview with George Stephanopoulos . George stephanopoulos spent 30 hours with trump over two days, which a lot i dont think ive spent that much time with my father over two days time. Youre not going to believe this. He said some crazy stuff. Trump weighed in on a variety of subjects including, and this is unbelievable. The whole last two years hes been saying no collusion with foreign agents. No collusion. No collusion. Well, heres hae said when george presented him with a hypothetical about collusion. Your campaign this time around, if foreigners, if russia, if china, if someone else offers you information on opponents, should they accept it or should they call the fbi . I think maybe you do both. I think you might want to listen. I dont know. Theres nothing wrong with listening. If somebody called from a country, norway, we have information on your opponent, oh. I think id want to hear it. You want that kind of interference in our election . Its not an interference. They have information. I think id take it. Jimmy nope. Wrong answer. The correct answer is no. So give it another shot. Lets put yourself in a position. Youre a congressman. Somebody comes up and says, hey, i have information on your opponent. Do you call the fbi . If its coming from russia you do. Ive seen a lot of things in my life. I dont think in my whole life ive called the fbi. In my whole life. You dont call the fbi. Life doesnt work that way. The fbi director says thats what should happen. Fbi director is wrong. [ laughter ] jimmy hes incredible. He honestly doesnt seem to know what collusion is. All he knows is he didnt do it. But he would do it because why not . Who cares what the guy he hired to be the head of the fbi thinks about it . And heres another question. Why doesnt George Stephanopoulos have a chair . [ laughter ] the president is sitting. Hes standing over the desk like the i. T. Guy or something. The president s comments about collusion didnt go over well with democrats or even a few republicans. There were more calls for impeachment hearings today. He basically invited the russians to interfere with our election again. Even trump seemed to know this was bad. He was playing defense this morning trying to make adjustments to what he said. He wrote i meet and talk to foreign governments every day. I just met with the queen of england, the prince of wales, the p. M. Of the united kingdom, president of france, president ial of poland we talk about everything. And yes, he spelled wales with an h. Which means the president may be in contact with aquaman. [ laughter ] today was one of the worst days prwise. [ cheers and applause ] in quite some time for team trump. Which makes me wonder about the timing of this announcement. This afternoon he tweeted after 3 1 2 years our wonderful Sarah Huckabee sanders will be leaving the white house at the end of the month. [ cheers and applause ] shes going tome to become a professional skateboarder. Which is true. Or as true as anything she said while she was working at the white house. Sarah sanders hasnt held a press conference in more than three months. Im not sure what job it is shes leaving. She did appear with reporters today to allow the president the chance to say goodbye. Shes going to be leaving the service of her country and shes going to be going i guess you could say private sector but i hope shes going to she comes from a great state. Look at her. Have you ever seen that face so happy before . She is literally huckabeaming with joy at the thought of leaving at the end of is there anyone even left working at the white house . Its starting to feel like one of those empty Blockbuster Video stores, that maybe theyll put in a temporary costume shop for halloween. But Sarah Applebee sanders has been the White House Press secretary for two wonderful years and now as she gets ready to take her leave we stop to reflect and pay tribute to all the huckab. S. She gave us. I let you rudely interrupt me and your colleague. Im going to ask you that allow me to finish my answer. I also think its ironic im trying to answer your question. I politely wait sxid even called on you despite the fact you interrupted me while calling on your colleague. Guys. Settle down. Seriously. Im trying to be serious but im not going to have you yell out of turn. Its not what i said and i know its hard for you to understand. Even short sentences i guess when youre taking my words out of context. Will you explain i was trying to before you interrupted me. We should be celebrating knows people. I gave you a chance to answer. Im going to finish your statement. Im trying to answer if youd stop talking. Ill finish my statement. The president s going to continue to lay out the contrast between democrats and republicans. And if youll let me finish ill answer it for you. I would be happy to answer it if you would stop talking long enough to let me do that. Jimmy shes a special lady. Special lady. Nothing official has been announced yet but sources inside the white house believe she will be replaced by a box of tgi fridays loaded ched sxr bacon potato skins. So best of luck to sarah. This was another good moment from George Stephanopouloss interview with donald. The president shared a surprise glimpse at his new design for air force one. At the white house a surprise from the president. A new look for air force one that he designed himself. Theres your new air force one. We added things. Is the frame still a 747 . Its a 747. So there it is if you want. Jimmy i like it. Thats going right on the white house fridge. [ applause ] i love that this is what hes spending time on. Hes designing a new plane. Its probably what he should be doing. Now, i dont know what ivanka and djtj have planned for fathers day on sunday, but fathers day is sunday. And fathers, for those who are unfamiliar, are the people who fall asleep on the couch after dinner while your mother lists which of your cousins gained the most weight. But being a dad, its not easy. The thing they dont tell you about fatherhood is that for like an hour a day you have to get on the floor and pretend to be a horse. But we came up with something fun in honor of this special day. We want to put some dads to the test. So we went out on the street and we asked them to answer basic questions about their children in our first ever pop quiz. Are you and your son close . Yeah, i think so. Yeah . And would you consider yourself a pretty involved parent . Yeah, yeah. Im just going to ask you some questions about your son. Just answer them to the best of your ability. I will. What is your sons birthday . Thats a good one. Thats a good one because i dont know. You really dont know his birthday . No. Do you consider you guys pretty close . Yeah. What is your daughters favorite subject in school . Social study. Is that true . No. What grade is your daughter going into . Ninth grade. [ buzzer ] whats the name of your Daughters School . Ash creek Elementary School. No. River creek . No. Something creek. No. What color are your daughters eyes . Brown. All right. Lets look. That is incorrect. Theyre blue. I have a browneyed daughter, though. What is your daughters birthday . May 17th. [ buzzer ] oh, no. Its the 14th. And i dont know what year. Can you name your daughters teachers . Mrs. Jones. No. Mrs. Moore. Its not moore . No. That was my Elementary School teacher. Can you name their teachers . Of course i cannot. [ buzzer ] what are your daughters birthdays . Why do you do this to me . I give up. Any guesses . Yesterday. Oh, yeah, yesterday. Horrible. Her birthday was yesterday and you forgot it. Yes. Can you name the best friend of each of your daughters . Marie carmen lopez. Jimena lopez. Ella marie lopez. Christina. Can you give us the name of their doctor . Fabbi torres. The name of their dentist . Gabes dental land. What are your daughters birthdays . Yes. May 28th, 2009. April 8th, 2013. April 24th, 2006 [ cheers and applause ] jimmy better luck next year. All right. One more thing before we forge ahead. Its thursday night, which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] so apparently Justin Bieber wants to [ bleep ] tom cruise. Seriously. No one really knows why. Its all about hot sweaty [ bleep ] on the boulevard right now, brandy. Oh, boy, we like hot sweaty [ bleep ]. You know it takes eight guys to [ bleep ] bryan cranston. How is that fair . The initial injury was a [ bleep ] injury. This is not a [ bleep ] injury. To what . Like sex. I thought you said you want to [ bleep ]. I was like all right. Especially now that shafts going back out there its my duty to [ bleep ] the booty. Now is not the time for small [ bleep ]. Now is the time to [ bleep ] like hell biden, sleepy joe. Sleepy joe. Is [ bleep ] my [ bleep ] so many times people couldnt stand it anymore. No, dont keep [ bleep ] it. Only i can fix it [ bleep ] yourself first, donald trump. Heres what i believe. We should dream big. [ bleep ] hard. And win. Andhappy national [ bleep ] sucker day. That explains it. It is. We love it. Jimmy music from koffee. Pamela adlonn is here. And well be right back with tom hanks dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by mercedesbenz. There are roadside attractions. And then theres our worldfamous onroad attraction. The 2019 glc. 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Tonight, she has a excellent and very funny show on fx called Better Things. Pamela adlon is here with us. Then later, she is apple musics up next artist, her ep is called rapture. Koffee from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] thats koffee with a k. Next week, we have new shows all week. Our guests include christina applegate, joel mchale, miles teller, kumail nanjiani, anthony jeselnik, betty gilpin, ayesha curry, jim acosta, himesh patel, plus music from rob thomas, hollywood vampires, and santana. And this weekend in las vegas we are opening, i have a comedy club now in las vegas, its humbly called Jimmy Kimmels comedy club. It is across the street from Caesars Palace at the linq promenade. This is our grand opening this weekend. Are you going to come along with me to vegas tomorrow night . Guillermo yes. Of course. Ill be with you. Jimmy it will be a lot of fun. If are you in las vegas or going there, go check it out. Our first guest tonight is a backtoback oscarwinning actor who has played many men of note, including an astronaut and a gump but none as beloved as sheriff woody, whom he brings to life again in toy story 4. It opens in theaters a week from friday. Please welcome tom hanks [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Hey jimmy very good to see you. Vampire weekend next week wp. Jimmy Vampire Weekend. The band. Jimmy no, not Vampire Weekend. Hollywood vampire. The Vampire Weekend was here two weeks ago. Did you not say Vampire Weekend . Jimmy i said hollywood vampires, which is alice cooper, joe perry, johnny depp. There you go. Guys all with day jobs that are jimmy yeah, guys with other things coming in and horning in on your Musician Union dues. Jimmy theyre very open. They are able to share. And they still get paid the same. And you came up with this comedy club how . Jimmy my parents actually came up with it. I love that you said you gave the only true Important Information about how to find it in las vegas. Across the street from Caesars Palace. We all know how to get there. What, you couldnt get catty corner to the trop . Did they tear down the dunes . Jimmy they did tear down the dunes i remember back when you were doing your comedy skits in the lounge at the aladdin. That was some good stuff. [ cheers and applause ] that was me smokin a nat sherman. It wasnt the other thing. Jimmy how are you doing . I saw you the other night. Yeah, we were right next door. Jimmy you were next door for the premiere of toy story 4. I was there with my 2yearold son and my 4yearold daughter. Now, the 2yearold, its not a horror movie but there are some toys that maybe are a little bit creepy. Jimmy he wasnt bothered by it at all. I think hes too young to be scared of that stuff. Was he even looking at the screen . Jimmy he was looking at the screen the whole time and he kept saying woody, woody, woody, woody, to the point where someone behind us went shh. That wasnt me. Jimmy that was you. [ laughter ] we love it. It was so good. It might be the best toy story. We dont know what they look like. We start going into a Recording Studio like, i say three and a half years ago and we record for five hour sessions every six or eight months. We dont know what its going to come out like. Jimmy you must have been delighted when you saw it. It sounds ridiculous because im in it. But its [ laughter ] its one of the best movies ive ever seen in my life. Jimmy it is. [ cheers and applause ] it truly is. And with the fact, the voices, the added voices. The fabulous tony hale. Jimmy tony hale is great in this movie. Christina hendricks. The fabulous keanu reeves. Jimmy yes. Hello. There is some new talent in there. Jimmy Carl Weathers. Carl weathers is a voice of combat carl. How about that . Carl weathers, apollo creed, ladies and gentlemen. Jimmy of course. I didnt realize i didnt know he was in it. Because we never see each other. Jimmy right. We maybe will run into each other when somebodys session finishes and the other person is waiting to go on. But at the premiere i saw Carl Weathers, and i had to go and shake the mans hand, because not only was he apollo creed, he was action jackson. Jimmy totally was. Combat carl got his name when we were in one of the very first recording sessions of the first toy story. Because they would explain to me a bunch of the toys, this, that. And they said there will be a g. I. Joe figure, but we cant call him g. I. Joe. And i said how about combat carl . Jimmy you said it. I said it. Jimmy and then they found a guy named carl to be carl. Exactly. Jimmy you could have thrown a buddy i said how about combat Carl Weathers . And they didnt go for the weathers. Jimmy they didnt go for the weathers. But it was Something Else to me. Its a great, amazing cast. Jimmy i dont want to ruin anything by talking about it. I think maybe youve revealed some things you shouldnt have revealed. Its funny you mentioned that because i think i did. Jimmy okay. All right. Because everybody i have these talking points that disney gives you at the beginning of the jimmy oh, really . The beginning of the press junket thing. And these things are like gutenberg bible stuff. Look how many times ive studied them. Theyve come across i spilled some tomato juice on it at one point at breakfast the other day. Jimmy these are things youre not supposed to say or things youre supposed to say. Both. For example, heres one thing that were not supposed to say. Spoilers what to avoid. Dont discuss woody, hmm hmm hmm hmm. Please dont share that hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. And we shouldnt theres just all sorts of rules. They also give you sample questions. Which you have yet to ask, my friend. Jimmy oh, im sorry. Which you have yet to ask, my friend. Jimmy im sorry. They didnt give them to me. When doing kimmel show please dont mention Academy Awards. Jimmy i feel like we should mention the Academy Awards no, not mine. Yours jimmy oh, me on the Academy Awards . Why, did something happen . You got bounced, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] and you work for the network. But they do give you this. Its actually a much more thicker packet than what i carried around. Jimmy i wanted to ask because youre from oakland if youre following the series and if youre into it. The golden state warriors, i was there i was there during the ric barry years. I saw Kareem Abduljabbar play. I actually saw the buffalo braves and the baltimore bullets play. Isnt that a great name for a Basketball Team . The bullets. Jimmy then there was the washington bullets which is even worse. I guess the term baltimore handguns, that wasnt really that wouldnt really sell you. But no, theyre leaving what i grew up knowing