Im jimmy. Thank you for coming. [cheers and applause] i appreciate that. Thank you. Please, relax, relax. Im glad, thank you very much. Im very happy youre here. Im happy im here. Its great to be back in las vegas. [cheers and applause] let me ask a quick question. How many of you in our audience tonight, how many of you actually live in las vegas . [cheers and applause] jimmy i lived, i lived in las vegas at one time. Now im trying not to die in las vegas, because this is our fourth night here. You know youve been in vegas too long when you see someone stepped off an elevator, and youre surprised theyre not holding a yardlong plastic bong full of purple margarita liquid or whatever the hell that is. Las vegas is the city that answers the question, how many times a day can a man stop you on the street and ask you if you want to go to a strip club. The answer is a lot of times. Last night i saw a college kid, although he probably wasnt in college. He was riding a jazzy scooter through the casino, beeping for people to get out of his way while drinking a halfgallon of jack daniels through a crazy straw. So its good to be home. Theres a lot going on in vegas, a lot. [cheers and applause] this is a weird place. Even the buddhists here are up to no good. A Meditative Zen Center may be an illegal swingers club. It does have a license to operate as a place of worship and advertises itself online and in person as zen temple las vegas, but, an undercover investigation led to allegations the property is operating illegally as a swingers club. Jimmy but ill tell you something. They may be operating illegally as a swinger club, but you cant beat their prices on mammograms. We have a heavy weight caliber show for you. Seth rogen is here, mike tyson is here. Music from iggy azalea, and let me tell you something. All the hours you spent waiting in line will be worth it ten times over when you get to hear mike tyson say iggy azalea, okay . And not only are those luminaries in the house, id also like to you say hello to my long time Security Guard guillermo. Say hello to guillermo, everyone. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jimmy wow, look at that. Guillermo and the cast of the Cirque Du Soleil show. Thank you everyone. Guillermo. Yeah. Jimmy you didnt have to wear any padding under that suit. Its really. Just a little bit. Jimmy just a little bit. Yeah. Jimmy i took guillermo on an adventure here in las vegas. If you watch our show, you know that we like to mess with my aunt chippy who lives here. On monday for april fools we put a car in her living room. Its still there by the way, the cars still in the living room, which is great, but theres more work to be done. Theres a zip line at the link. The zip line, its 12 stories high, and im opening a comedy club right under it next month, called Jimmy Kimmels comedy club. [cheers and applause] we worked on the name for a very long time. So i cooked up a scheme to get my aunt chippy on the zip line. Cousin sal told guillermo, who is very afraid of heights, he said we arent really getting on the zip line, only aunt chippys getting on it, and when guillermo got to the top you say what . I say oh, [ bleep ]. Jimmy so in a way, this prank was a two for one. Heres me and some very unhappy companions in las vegas at the link. So this is the link as you know. Theyve got the Brooklyn Bowl and all sorts of great stores and whatnot. But most significantly, they have this. Oh, look, i know that guy. Jimmy thats right. Jimmy kimmels comedy club. Thats me, and its coming soon. And it is coming soon. Very nice. Jimmy so its not finished, but i thought maybe youd like to take a look inside. Yes, i would love to. Yes. Jimmy lets go. Holy smoke. Jimmy so this over here is the stage. Work faster thank you, guys. Jimmy keep working at your regular speed. Theres a great spot where you can see into the comedy club from the outside. Ill show you guys. All right. Lets go. Yeah, i want to see it. Jimmy so you see, you watch the basketball games over here before we get to the observation area. You know, jimmy, you just got to look on your face that just tells me i should run like a son of a bitch out of here. Jimmy hi, guys, how are you. Hi. Jimmy were just here for the observation deck. Yeah, come right this way. Jimmy, im going to tell you something. Jimmy yes. If i wet myself or if i crap in my pants. Jimmy that would be great actually for the show. Welcome, right this way. Oh, no, i dont like heights. Jimmy dont worry, well be down soon enough. Look at the beautiful view. Nice view. Jimmy isnt that nice . Should we put on safety re we d . Yes, we should have Safety Equipment on all of you. Yeah. Safety equipment . Yeah, Safety Equipment. They dont have Safety Equipment on everybody else. Were up pretty high. Jimmy wait, wait, wait, wait. Dont wait, wait, wait, wait me. I know something bads going to happen. I know it. Why are you so negative all the time . I hate that laugh. I love you, but i hate that laugh. Jimmy its going to be okay. You stop laughing, too. Jimmy look how nice these people look. Look at this guy, would he be up to any shenanigans . I dont like this whole thing, im telling you. Stop telling knees going to be fun. Fun my ass. Fun is when im laughing, not when youre laughing. Youre prey. Jimmy youve lived in vegas for how long, aunt chippy . 43 years. Jimmy 43 years youve been here, have you ever been suspend in midair . Answer the question. Hes talking to you. Jimmy have you ever been suspended in midair . No, jimmy, i was always very careful. You son of a you know, you have other aunts. Why dont you pick on them . Jimmy theyre not as funny as you are. I tell you what. Why dont the three of you guys go, and ill like, you know, applaud for you. Jimmy the problem is, the elevators only go up. What do you mean the elevators only go up . Jimmy these are up elevators. This is the only way down. [ laughter ] all right, well just follow this gentleman. All right, good. There you go. All right, you guys, bye, good luck. Oh, youre coming too. Youre right here on number five. Right here, my friend. If my eyelashes fall off, ill know were in trouble. Jimmy how you feeling guillermo . No, this is terrible. I thought this was only going to be aunt chippy. Jimmy who told you that . Cousin sal told me that. Where do you want me . Oh, my god. Oh, no. Can i quit the show . Hey, jimmy, i dont want to do this [ bleep ]. Can you take it off . I dont want to do this [ bleep ]. Jimmy no, youre doing it. Aunt chippys doing it. You got to do it. Jimmy, hes unbuckling something oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, [ bleep ] jimmy, i cant even look down from here. Im going to throw up. People pay to do this . Jimmy look at guillermo, hes not nervous at all. [ bleep ] im nervous, jimmy. My ass is sticking out. I dont want to go like this. I want dignity. Jimmy, you better bring me [ bleep ] flowers, you son of a bitch. Aunt chippy for the first time, i agree [ bleep ] with [ bleep ] jimmy. Jimmy look at sal, hes fine. Shut up jimmy sal, how you doing . Nobodys happy. I dont understand this. Wheres the comedy club . I cant see it . Jimmy its just down this path. Are you ready . We are launching you in three, two, one. Enjoy your ride. Jimmy here we go jimmy what do you think . Aunt chippy, look. I aunt looking at [ bleep ]. Jimmy guillermo, open your guillermo youre missing the whole thing oh, [ bleep ] im not opening my eyes. Oh, god always [ bleep ] ah you son of a bitch jimmy oh, man. Holy [ bleep ] are you kidding me . Jimmy hands free. I dont care you do, just get me out of here. Jimmy all right. We have to go back up . Were now going backwards. Oh, no, youre not. This ass aint going no backwards. And sal together. Jimmy well, there we go. Finally, weve learned a lesson. 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And that can lower your cost now that you know the truth. Are you in good hands . Its not unusual jimmy were in las vegas, nevada. Tonight, the former heavyweight champion of the world, mike tyson is here. And then, her song is called sally walker. Iggy azalea. Tomorrow night, we close out the week tomorrow night with celine dion, chris tucker and perhaps even a mystery guest or two. Please join us. Our first guest tonight is the hardestworking stoner in the whole world, responsible for some of the funniest movies ever. You can see him alongside charlise theron. Please say hello to seth rogen [cheers and applause] jimmy how you doin . Im good. How are you . [cheers and applause] jimmy may i just begin our interview by saying you look very handsome. Thank you. You look very handsome as well. Were going to cross over. Jimmy this seems like a town youd be very comfortable in. I do like las vegas a lot. I spend a lot of time in las vegas. Appreciate las vegas. And at times las vegas appreciates me. I filmed here almost ten years ago. I was here for a while. We shot our movie knocked up here a long time ago. [cheers and applause] jimmy yeah. How long were you here in town . I was here for like a week, but it, so in the movie, like the scene is that were supposed to do hallucinogenic mushrooms and go to a Cirque Du Soleil show. Jimmy i remember. I was sent to las vegas to scout all the Cirque Du Soleil shows over the course of a weekend to pick which one would be the best for the movie. Jimmy mmhm. And as responsible producers, we thought the only appropriate way to really know which one would be the best would be to do shrooms for two days straight and see every single Cirque Du Soleil show that was on the strip at the time, which we did. And it was amazing. Jimmy did judd apatow know that his two location scouts were on mushrooms . No. We went to oh, the water one, which was terrifying on shooms. I kept trying to get them to stop. I was like, this is too dangerous, guys. You are going to hurt yourselves. And then there was the sexy one, which was cah. And on mushrooms, sex is not right. Sex becomes very medical on mushrooms. And then we saw mystere which had a big funky baby dude and i motioned to guillermo. I was like, this is a comedic gift from god. And that was the one. And i had to ask the Cirque Du Soleil people, can we use your show . And we were nervous because were like, were going to be on mushrooms in it. Are you comfortable with that . And we talked to the guy who owns and runs Cirque Du Soleil, and he was like, how do you think we come up with this stuff . And he was like good, thats exactly how it was intended to be viewed. Which was fantastic, yeah. Jimmy whats the best time you ever had here in las vegas . Ive come here many, many times, and i made like a small list of like good times ive had in vegas. Jimmy oh. I can quickly run through. Jimmy okay. [cheers and applause] some of these are short. Theyre just like, i once did steal a gondola at the Venetian Hotel in the middle of the night. It was shockingly easy. Im not saying you should do it, but im saying if that was a goal of yours, it is far more within your reach than would you ever expect it to be. Jimmy oh, thats good to know. Im not saying you should do it. But if you wanted to do it you could do it. I tried to release Siegfried Roys tigers. Jimmy you were unsuccessful . I was very unsuccessful. I have a lot more. I dont know how many of these i have to go through. In retrospect, it would have been jimmy you wreaked havoc here. Eddie griffin in this hotel once yelled an antisemitic tirade at me in the hotel. Jimmy thats fun. Were you going up . I was going down. This is a tall building, thats what i will say. Youre able to get a lot of thoughts out. Ill stop. Jimmy thats it . Thats pretty good. I had more. Jimmy those were very solid. [cheers and applause] jimmy did you, i know you and your partner have been working on this cannabis company. Yes. Jimmy for quite some time. [cheers and applause] how old were you when you met . Me and evan met when we were 13 years old. Jimmy when were you 13 years old, did you ever imagine that one day you would become a marijuana magnate . I wanted to, honestly. I mean, ive had a lifelong love of weed and, you know, the idea that we were able to make a company that could, you know, were only in canada right now, but provide people with highquality cannabis, was just a thrilling prospect. [cheers and applause] and im proud to be the owner of this company. Jimmy had you had any experience selling pot . Yes, during prohibition, i would say i had some, some pre, yeah, a little bit, when i was younger, you know, but you got to do what you got to do. Jimmy it was a side job . Or was that your primary source of income . I did standup comedy and shrooms. They sold for a little more. Jimmy you really are a pioneer in this field. Im just trying. Jimmy congratulations. An exciting time. Jimmy whats it called . House plant. Jimmy i see you did a thing where you release the Vinyl Records with each strain of weed. We did. We released Vinyl Records with a mix of songs to match different strains of weed. Theres a hybrid mix. Each one with songs that match the vibe of those. Jimmy and are you selling record players, too . We talked about it, honestly. Jimmy you probably should think of that. Were going to take a look when we come back at your new movie. Seth rogen is here. Well see that after this. Well be right back. That i write you about your amazing employees. Eric volunteered to come to my rescue that evening. To a mom, these things really matter. From this day forward, im a lexus customer for life. Thank you. Sincerely. Ivy, kim, david, greg. Crafting every experience for our guests with the same level of care we craft our vehicles. Thats what makes lexus, lexus. 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For sharp lines every time, frog it i had some jokes i was going to run by you maybe if you have a second. What are you, what are you looking at . Ah why would you just barge in here while im sleeping. You were sleeping . Yes i was micro napping. Thats what you call it . Yes. Sorry, i didnt know you were sleeping. You why were standing and you had your eyes open. That was actually a really good nap. Jimmy that was seth rogen and charlise theron. Did you fall in love with her during the course of this movie . It as, it is hard. Jimmy shes beautiful. Shes cool and beautiful and outrageously talented and it feels like shes been given an unfair amount of attributes. Jimmy maybe she circled around in the line a few times. I have some things, but come on. Jimmy you have a lovemaking scene with charlene. I do. Jimmy can i say that its a realistic, it seems realistic. Its a brief lovemaking scene. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. And the joke of the scene is that we both orgasm in a very short amount of time. Jimmy uhhuh. Which, for me is very believable, i think. And for her, like she kept claiming it was possible. And you dont want to bring too much to these arguments, because who am i to tell her, her thing, you know what i mean . Jimmy no. And we were trying to block the scene, everything you say is just bringing your own personal stuff, so its humiliating to suggest anything. But i was like, i would maybe be on the bottom first situation like this and she was like no im on the bottom. Youre on top thats how this goes down. And i was just like, whatever the hell you say. Jimmy yeah. Im sure you know better than i do. But i will do what you like. And yes. And you let charlize take control. Jimmy i hate to bring, i know you guys are getting the cinemacon comedy duo of the year. Jimmy youre already getting awards for it. Were already getting awards. The movie hasnt been released. It shows theyre super reputable. Jimmy you have been, on twitter, you have been blocked by major, a comedy star has blocked you. Yes, it hurt. Jimmy your colleagues. Larry the cable guy. Jimmy larry the cable guy. Blocked me on twitter. Jimmy why did he do this . I dont know why he did it. I wish i did, obviously. I still have cable. Im adding weight to his name. Jimmy t