Guillermo, do you know what day today is . Thursday. Jimmy no, the date. Oh, first. Jimmy yes, august first. Today is that magical day of the year when our nations news people take to the air waves to ask this very important question. Can you believe its already august 1st . Can you believe it . Can you believes august already . I kamt beliecant believe it right . I know. I cant believe its already august 1st. I cant believe its august. I cant believe its already august. Hard to believe it is already august. Hard to believe it already is august. I cant believe but its already august 1st. Can you believe it is august already . We are in the month of august. Can you believe that . I cant believe its already august already. I cant believe its august already. I was just saying the same thing to another colleague. Can you believe its already august . Do you believe its already august already . I said it. Yes. Jimmy kimmels going to be all over you right now. I hope so. Jimmy mission accomplished. [cheers and applause] welcome to august, everyone. I dont know about you, but i cant believe its already here. This actually is hard to believe. Astronomers have discovered a new planet on which it might one day be possible for us to live, as soon as we finish ruining this one. Its called a super earth, its six times the size of our earth, and they say it could have water and oxygen and wifi and some of all the things we need. Planet is called g j357 d, which happens to be my aol password back in the day. But g 3357, thats not a planet name. Thats like a license plate name. They have to do better than that. But their is is very good news. Our new planet is only 31 lightyears away. I think we should send mike pence there and the space force and tell us how it is. Have you heart whatd whats hap in russia right now . There are wildfires in siberia, out of control wildfires. Look at this. Its huge plumes of smoke. And you can see theyre hard at work with a super soaker putting it out. But, if you need anymore evidence that Global Warming is here, siberia, the place that use the to be a reference for the coldest, darkest, snowiest place on earth is on fire. Thats a big deal, smoke coming from russia usually means they just elected a new american president. Thats how they signal. Investigators believe the fire started when Vladimir Putin fell asleep after burning a pile of trumps love letters, and the concern is that the fires could reach some of russias remote nuclear plants, which could lead to up to a dozen more hbo many series. President trump by the way offered to help with the fires. He called his kgbff vladimir yesterday to say hey, if you need any help, were willing to pitch in, but putin said no thanks. Putin out these fires myself. [ applause ] thank you, theres a very corny writer named josh whos very happy right now. [cheers and applause] guillermo, go get josh, will you . Yeah, okay, i can do that. Jimmy how exactly would trump help with the fires anyway in russia . Maybe with great suggestions like the one he gave paris, wherein he wrote so horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in paris, perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out . Must act quickly. Thanks notre dumbass. Its interesting that when russia catches fire, trumps right on the phone offering to help, but when we were burning here in california he stomped around the forest to show off his new hat and then yelled at us for not raking the leaves more. By the way, siberian wildfires sounds like a very tough wnba team, doesnt it . The president is burning it up tonight. He took his show on the road for a pep rally in cincinnati. But first he stopped for a session on the lawn in which he was asked what would happen if his supporters started chanting send her back. I cant tell you whether or not theyre going to do that chant. If they do the chant well see what happens. Will you stop them, sir . I dont know if you can stop people. Jimmy maybe you build a wall around cincinnati. That might stop them. Oh, theres josh, everybody. [cheers and applause] yea take a bow jimmy i wish we had roses, now go back to wherever. [cheers and applause] jimmy you like that guillermo . Yes. Jimmy did you watch the debate last night . I guess more people watched the second debate than the first one. Some of the candidates we saw last night are unlikely to be seen on television again. But senator Michael Bennet from colorado was unfamiliar, but also familiar face, largely because he sounded like, have you seen the movie ferris buehlers day off . You remember cameron, his friend . He sounds like cameron when he pretended to be ferriss girlfriends dad. Rooney, i dont have all day to bark at you, so im going to make this sharp and sweet. The redlining to the mass incarceration that we were talking about a few minutes ago. Jimmy one more time. Michael bennet. 88 of the people in our prisons dropped out of high school. Jimmy and cameron. I want my daughter out in front of the school in ten minutes by herself jimmy sadly for Michael Bennet, cameron has a better shot at being elected president this time around. Today in case you were not aware, i was not aware, this is National Girlfriends day, a day on which women are encouraged to get together and celebrate friendships. Heres the thing about girlfriends. Youre either the oprah or the gayle. If youre confused about which one you are, youre gayle. It also is National Raspberry Cream Pie day. Theres too many days and too much of this too. Theres a petition right now to make the last saturday of object national trickortreat day. This is a real thing. They want 150,000 signatures. And theyre close. They have 130,000 signatures. The people behind it, they had a petition to move halloween to the last saturday of october. Some people didnt like it. They decided to keepi halloween where it is and add another holiday, this is the equivalent of the come in your office who celebrates her birthday all month. Can you find it on change. Org. Theres some good petitions on the site. A lot of causes worth supporting, but theyre lumped in with a huge amount of nonsense. You have legitimate petitions like we want to see trumps tax returns alongside petitions like make a blue skittle. You cant make a blue skittle. People will confuse it with viagra. You wi youll get kicked out of chucky it cheese. Heres another one. Dont eliminate the special olympics, but that was alongside make shrek the national bird, by the way, which almost 75,000 people signed. And theres one other thing i want to mention, stop the insulin price hikes, which is important for diabetics, almost as important as help me convince my mom to buy my a hedge hog. How about proving you can be a responsible pet owner. Im starting a new petition on change. Org called stop using the site to spread dumb petitions. Im very confident that when i am done, no one will ever start a dumb petition again. This is something i cant believe it took me 51 years of my life to find out about. There is a town in newfoundland, which is in canada, that has [cheers and applause] well, maybe you know about this. A man in the town of dildo where you can experience two unique boating experiences. We are here in dildo, and joining me is andrew pretty and karen mcdonald. This land where your business is situated has been in your family for generations. Yes. Since my great, great, great, great, greatgrandfather came in 1775 to dildo, yeah. Thats amazing. That brings me over to you, karen. You havent been in dildo that long. As long as 1775. But tell me a little bit about your story, when you came to dildo and why you came here. I came to dildo because i really love this place. And i still enjoy, i love like dildo. [cheers and applause] jimmy guillermo, pack your things, were taking the show to di dildo. Evytng about this place. I want to go there. I want to buy tee shirts. I want to meet the townspeople, how did we not know about this . I feel like canadas been hiding their dildo from us. Lets get in touch with the mayor. Theres a player mayor of dildo see if we can talk to them next week, okay . On a very different subject, a very different subject, have you seen the trailer for the new mr. Rogers movie . Tom hanks plays mr. Rogers. A lot of people are excited about it. Im excited about it. The trailer was released last week and already has more than 10 million views. Today sony, the Movie Company released a second trail tore give us more an idea of what the film is were. Hello, neighbor. Thats our show, see you tomorrow great show, captain. Unfortunately, rogers is killing us in the ratings. Sorry, were going to have to let you go. All right, wrap it up get this guy out of [ crying ] please, wont you be my my neighbor. Keep your shoes on nobody wants to smell your [ bleep ] feet profiling mr. Rogers. This piece will be for an issue about heroes. Do you consider mr. Rogers a hero . Him . Im a [ bleep ] captain in the australian coast guard. Im the [ bleep ] hero. This interview is please dont ruin my childhood. Im going to ask this one more time. Where, is, his, oops. Sometimes we have to ask for help. Its a Beautiful Day in this neighborhood a Beautiful Day for a neigh r neighbor would you be mine could you [cheers and applause] jimmy whos the captain now . All right, and one more thing before we forge ahead. Its thursday night, which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. I want to remind you. Four years ago, republicans were in the fox theater right here. And guess what they were talking about . [ bleep ]. Weve got to talk about the working class issues. The people who take a [ bleep ] after work and havent had a raise in 30 years. I know how to [ bleep ] and i know how to win. I took on giant [ bleep ]s and i beat them. Youve supported me. Youve loved me. Youve challenged me. Youve [ bleep ]ed me. This tiny, tiny little [ bleep ] is so damn small. My thigh barely fit underneath it. Since the reagan administration, and yet i remember in those days i didnt say diane, im going to [ bleep ] your ear. No, just [ bleep ] your stupid ear. Frankly cim shocked you do. Can you have a big [ bleep ] like the president and still get things done. He says he likes to cut [ bleep ] . Weve got to [ bleep ] that little lamb. Jimmy tonight on the show, music from the head and the heart from glow, alison brie is here, and well be right back with Milo Ventimiglia. Abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live, brought to you by progressive. [ soft piano music playing ] mm, uh, what do you do for fun . Not this. 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Next week, we have new shows, with ben stiller, elisabeth moss, josh gad, sebastian maniscalco, robin thede, michael the miz mizanan, ro ava max, chris janson, monsta x with french montana, and a very special mystery guest whose identity will be revealed on thursday and not a moment sooner dont even try to get it out of me, because i just wont say. Jimmy our first guest is currently nominated for an emmy for the 3rd time for this is us, the show that brings america to tears more than the news. Now hes in a movie about a dog and those never end sadly. The art of racing in the rain opens august 9th. Please welcome Milo Ventimiglia. Jimmy welcome. Thanks, man. Jimmy you know, the streets closed for your movie. Sorry about that. Jimmy thats okay. Were used to it. Tonight i can apologize for it. Jimmy because you are somewhat responsible. Its my fault. Jimmy thats the big thing. When you have a big movie, you close down hollywood boulevard, everybody comes. Whos coming . My whole family, my sisters in the back, mom and dad. Jimmy hi, mom and dad. The famous Peter Ventimiglia that you know from his instagram. Jimmy your dad on instagram, when were you nominated for an emmy, was it the first time . Yeah. Jimmy what did he put on instagram . It was National French fry day, and he talked about National French fry day and caught hell for posting about National French fry day. Jimmy and not your emmy nomination. It came a little later. I get it. Im his son. I understand these things. Jimmy hes had a relationship with french fries probably for longer than with you, right . Yeah. Jimmy it starts very young. So anyway, because of that, we looked at his instagram. Did you know he posted something tonight on instagram . He did. Jimmy he did. Lets take a look at what dad posted tonight. Now look at the words here at the bottom. Its from our dressing room. First leg of a long night tonight. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dads excited. Jimmy dads already ready to go home. But the best part is, he walks in the dressing room. Were all getting settled. Im going to get everybody a bottle of water, and he goes, wheres the snacks . You got a thumbs up on the little crudites. Jimmy will they come to the emmies with you . Yes, this is the first year. The first time i got nominated i said hey, guys, id love you guys to come to the emmies with me, and my mom said no, no, i dont want to be in the big crowd, and my dad said he was holding out for the oscars. Second year, do you want to go to the emmies this year . Second year, moms like, no, thats okay. Dad says im holding out for the oscars. This is like the oscars of tv. And then the fourth year, hey, guys. I was so ready to be like, id really, really like it if you came to the emmies with me this year. And before i got that out, theyre both like oh, were going, were going. Jimmy what happened . What changed . What happened . Its you, you, jimmy. You embarrassed us. Jimmy oh, so yr coming reluctantly. You know i think its one of those things where like, they birthed me. Theyve seen every stage performance. Jimmy well, one of them did. The other was celebrating National Tater tots day that day. [ applause ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy that will be fun. How are they with celebrities . At the emmies, theyll be surrounded. Theyre the coolest. Anybody theyve ever met that ive ever worked with, theyre the coolest. Jimmy whos most famous person youve ever introduced them to . Maybe sylvester stallone. Jimmy and that went well . That went well. Jimmy you didnt mind meeting him . Didnt take time out of your night . No. Yeah. No, but also, sly, i was excited. Hey, your parents, did they come as well . I was like yeah. Id love to meet them. But thats just sly. He, you know, and of course, you know, he and my dad are about the same age and kind of game up in the same time of the world, and so he was as excited to meet my folks as my folks were to meet him. And i was off to the side watching. Jimmy your dad was in the military, right . Mmhm. Jimmy fought in the war, right . Yeah. [cheers and applause] jimmy and silylvester stalle was rambo, so thats close. Yeah, very similar to the vietnam era. Jimmy and you go on uso tours. Yeah, i do a few. Jimmy when was the last time . This past holiday for christmas i went on a uso tour. Jimmy where did you . Iraq on christmas day, afghanistan on christmas eve. We were on the stennis in the persian gulf. Jimmy what do you do, a show while youre there . This one was actually a show. My buddy was kind of an emcee, and then we had, we had, you know, everybody kind of played their role. We had jesse may comedy, and a fourtime olympian, and Kellie Pickler was singing. Everybody looks at me. Theyre like, youre an actor. Youre going to act . Jimmy yeah, what do you do . I leaned into it and said yes, im going to act. So i got up on stage when this was my turn in front of, you know, the troops, and i said, you know, you folks are always so great about showing me what it is that you do, i thought it might be fun if one of you guys or gals saw what it is that i do. Is there anyone on the stage that wants to come up and perform a scene from this is us with me. Jimmy okay. And so hands are getting thrown in the air. Guys and gals are running to the front of the stage. Theyd line up and id get the troops to vote on who they wanted and id always get them to go for the biggest dude, and id bring him up on stage, hey, man, im milo, nice to meet you. Youre playing bre pregnant, its my birthday and shes going to do a sexy dance. I had a couple marines going for it with a high voice. Take one of the bdus and stuff it under there, theyd be pregnant. Uso bandanas . Jimmy and then you make love . Or how does it end . The water breaks and we are on the bay way to the hospital. 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