States is lurking just a few miles away from here in his hyperbaric tanning chamber eating all our popeyes chicken sandwiches, but he is. I saw that trump was coming to l. A. And abc was announce beiin new bachelor, for a moment i got my hopes up that they would be the same guy. Trump is at a fundraiser in Beverly Hills and had a meet and greet in palo alto where tickets went up to 100,000. You get a round table discussion, a photo op and what they billed as premiere seating for lunch. What is premiere seating for lunch with donald trump . You get to join him in his booth at carls jr. . Trump is hoping to raise 15 million on this trip. I miss the days when a trump visit to california meant nothing more than a new episode of the fresh prince, you know . He is not popular here, the president. He lost in l. A. By about 50 points. And its gone down from there. If youre wondering who would host a fundraiser for him in this city, well, the answer is this guy. A billionaire, who is accused of ripping off his tenants. Believe it or not, they have a lot in common. The team in our local good day l. A. Headed down to see what was going on and to give angelenos a chance to welcome the president to our city. We asked people if they had the opportunity to speak with the president , what would they say . I think its good hes coming to town. He can actually see whats going on in l. A. We dont need any more congestion, stay out of l. A. , this isnt your town anyway. Can we ask you i hate him. [cheers and applause] jimmy he hates him so much. He was almost hit by a bus. Our traffic cone in chief was in new mexico last night for a rally that celebrated his version of diversity. He happens to be hispanic. He happens to be hispanic, but ive never quite figured it out, because he looks more like a w. A. S. P. Than i do. So i havent figured that one out, but i tell you what, there is no one who loves this country more or hispanic more than steve cortez. Jimmy theres nobody that loves hispanic more. I know he doesnt speak spanish, but now hes not even speaking english. The rally wasnt all celebration and shouts out. There was substance. In fact, trump spoke very passionately about a subject that affects every one of us. Light bulbs, right . They took away our light bulbs. Jimmy yeah, they heard you were going to swallow them. Light bulbs. Meanwhile, in washington, the president s former campaign manager, this character, Corey Lewandowski testified before the House Judiciary Committee today. He refused to answer any questions of substance. The white house instructed him not to disclose any conversation hes had with the president , citing executive privilege, even though hes never actually worked at the white house. And also wrote two books about his work with the president , but still, he dodged and stone walled every relevant question. How these guys get away it, i have no idea. Used to be when you got a subpoena from congress you had to answer their questions. Who knew you could just not do that. Two of the guys they subpoenaed didnt even show up. And this creep lewandowski, watch his tongue here, he may be the only species of reptile who has lips. And unlike hillary clinton, i dont think i ever deleted any of those. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, theyre bringing a mongoose to get him out of there. This is not an impeachment proceeding. It was an impeachment investigation. Which is different. The democrats still arent fully on board with impeachment, because they know no matter what happens in the house trump will be saved by the republican senate. So a lot of them say whats the point. This is the point. A move to impeach donald trump would go on for months. This would be hours and hours of hearings and televised testimony all for our couch potato president to take in. Hell be so busy watching and tweeting about it and just maybe hell forget all the other terrible things he wants to do. Impeachment is a good way to distract donald trump with the subject he cares about most, which is donald trump. Basically, our president is an unruly child throwing a tantrum while we try to eat dinner at a restaurant, and impeachment is an ipad loaded with paw patrol. So i say, send in ryder and his team of pups, and lets see what happens. [cheers and applause] the president , you know, he did watch lewandowski today, and i can only assume that last night he was watching this, too. The bachelorette, hannah brown comedian and actor, hal mitchell. Former White House Press secretary, sean spicer. Jimmy wow. That is a tough look to pull off, and he did it. And he did it. Somehow dancing with the stars found a way to humiliate sean spicer more than the president of the united states. Put that outfit back up there. How does this happen . Its like the assistant manager at margaritaville. I think maybe the producers know hes not going to last long. So they said lets put him in the dumbest costume we have now. And it only got better from there. Spicer did a salsa last night. Every boy and every girl when youre feelin sad and alone we will take you where you gotta go everything is free all you need is positivity jimmy you know, i dont say this lightly, but i think thats the worst thing hes ever done. Im not sure if that technically counts as dancing, but this is how it went over with the ann. Four. Lynn goodman. Four. Bruno. Four. Jimmy thats right, he got 12 out of 30, record ithe history of danszing widans dancing with the stars. Thats what we had on abc last night. Tonight we had the threehour Season Finale of bachelor in paradise. This, the finale started tonight with each couple deciding whether or not they want to spend the night in the fantasy suites, and surprise, surprise, almost all of them did want to spend the night. I think sometimes we forget theres a show on abc thats basically a televised brothel. Its a random hump fest. The big news was the new bachelor. They announced that the new bachelor is peter from the bachelorette last season. Hes best known for doing it in a wind mill a few times. Peter is also a pilot and looking for love. You know, its hard for pilots to find love. But he cant begin this amazing journey until hes been sworn in, and theres only one person licensed by the state of california to do that, and that person happens to be me. So with that said, id like you to please welcome the bachelor elect, peter come oeter . First of, want to say, i think they made a very good choice with you. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy but you know we have to go through a process before it will begin officially. We got to make it official. Lets go. Jimmy please place your right hand on this people magazine. Im ready. Jimmy do you peter agree to date 25 women simultaneously as millions of americans watch and judge your every move. I do. Jimmy do you promise not to give your First Impression rose to a woman dressed at an animal. I do. Jimmy do you promise not to get choked up when you have to make choice between two dental hygienists . I do. Jimmy do you promise to stare wistfully at the sky . I do. Jimmy do you promise to keep the crazy girls on the show for at least four weeks even though you have no intention of marrying her . I do. Jimmy do you promise to make love in a wind mill, should you happen upon one . I do. Jimmy do you promise to make love on a solar panel just to keep that Renewable Energy thing going. I do. Of course. Jimmy do you prom toise to in the middle of episode five or six. I do. Jimmy do you promise to be madly in love with two women three hours before you propose to one of them. I do. Jimmy do you promise to narrow it down to the pretty one and the intelligent one whos also pretty but maybe not as pretty and get everyones hopes up that maybe this time you will pick the interesting one only to pick the pretty one in the end. I do. Jimmy so help you god . So help me god. Jimmy all right, by the power vested in me by the American Broadcasting Company i now pronounce you the bachelor ] seco boor he. Ow makutn and well be right back with chance the rapper. [cheers and applause] Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by sprint. Americas most reliable network. The nations largest and most reliable network. The best network is even better . Best, fastest, best. Enough. Sprints doing things differently. Theyre offering a new 100 total satisfaction guarantee. I mean i think Sprints Network and savings are great, but dont just take my word for it. 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Yeah, that needs mmm. Thats better. Hvr seasoning. You either love it or you really love it. Alright, lets get going hey girl and you want to make sure to aim it. dad im aiming it. everyone awww. girl i ordered it for everyone. dad vo we got the biggest subaru to help bring our family together. girl im just resting my eyes. dad vo even though were generations apart. grandma what a day. I just love those kids. avo the threerow subaru ascent. dad wave to grandma, everybody. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Jimmy hello. Welcome back to the show tonight. He is the junior senator from new jersey and hopes to be elected president of the united states. Cory booker is here. I dont know if anybody knows this, but cory booker dates rosario dawson. He would be the first president ever to date rosario dawson. So. Then, we go outside for music from chance the rapper with en vogue, from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, Zach Galifianakis will be here, lake bell will join us. And well have music from fitz and the tantrums. And on thursday, the former kingslayer, nikolaj costerwaldau, hugh bonneville, plus music from maren morris. Our first guest is so talented. His mixtape won three grammys. Mine didnt even get me a date. His debut studio album the big day featuring collaborations with everyone from nicki minaj to randy newman is available now. Please welcome chance the rapper. [cheers and applause] jimmy thank you for coming. Thank you, man. Jimmy hey, by the way, i want to thank you for something specifically. You mentioned me in one of your songs. Yeah, i did. Jimmy on your newum i found out about it immediately. May i read the line, or do you remember the line . Yeah, i dont really. Jimmy went into the bed, closed the lights and dimmed the drapes. Always matt damon when you come jimmy kimmel late. Yeah, i remember it. Jimmy what does it mean . That means hes a jerk, right . Matt damon gets a bad rap, you need to let him come out here and leave him hanging. Jimmy and cut into your time . I dont think so. Does that mean you kick somebody out . Or what does that mean . I think it means being tired, spending all the time in the studio, wanting to get home. And youre always matt damon when you come home as late as this tv show comes on. Jimmy oh, put me on all of your albums, it makes me cool, i went around and told everybody about it. Everyones like, oh, yeah, great. You were supposed to be on tour right now, right . Yeah. Jimmy but your daughter was born. Yeah. Jimmy and you decided to take paternity leave. Jimmy do you have to put in a request with yourself . How does that go . Yeah, i mean, i guess the fans are kind of my bosses. You got to let them know. Jimmy you let them know, what, four days in advance, right . Yeah, exactly, the monday before the first show i made the decision. But yeah, i already have a daughter, kinsley, she just turned 4 yesterday. Jimmy shes very cute by the way. Thanks, man. Jimmy know i ran into your mom at a shake shack . She only tells me every day. Jimmy she does. You can tell the story again, if you want to. Jimmy we just talked and then your daughter was there, we had a very nice time. My daughter was there. Theyre around the same age. Oh, i didnt, mmhm. She just keeps talking about jimmy kimmel. Jimmy when my daughter gets a tv show then shell be mentioned. So you have a 4yearold daughter. Yeah. Jimmy what made you decide that hey, i need some time off. Its just way harder, honestly, having two kids than having one. Jimmy yeah, yes. Mathematically, it makes sense, but in my mind, it didnt register until i actually had two kids. Jimmy yeah. And being honest, i couldnt leave my wife at home with both erone. M, jimmy and was she appreciative of that . [ applause ] yeah. It was a group decision. So, yeah, she was thrilled when it went down that way. Jimmy i would think so, yeah. Its not just double when you have two kids, its exponential, isnt it . Yeah, its much, much, much harder. Jimmy yeah. You change diapers . Yeah. Jimmy you do feedings . All that stuff . People make the diaper part seem so tough. I would much rather do diapers if i didnt have to wake up in the middle of the night to be honest with you. Jimmy if you could make the choice between those two things. So youre very involved. Its not one of those things like hey, lets bring in the nanny, im headed out on the road. Last time i went to l. A. I brought my daughter. She was super cool. She didnt act a fool. Which is great. Thats sayin a lot. But when we had to fly back home i realized how tough it is traveling with your child. She wasnt even awake, its just like, shes heavy. I was just sitting awake the whole time, just kind of nodding off and having to wake back up, so. Jimmy it is hard. Theres no question about it. Injure brothers here, your brother taylor was on our show a few months ago. By the way, your brother taylor, you guys look a lot alike, first of all. Yeah. Jimmy and your dad is here. As well. Is dad helping with the baby . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy taylors on your album. Yeah. Jimmy your dad cowrote a song on the album. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy whose idea was that . That was on me, my dad, actually, so they say writer when you make music, but just in the music m pys flute, s ty played on one of my records, they say he wrote on it. What is going on right now. Jimmy where is your flute . A travel pick low colo or somet like that. Writing, they mean the music itself, not the lyrics. Exactly. My dad, since i was really young, my dad like helped me start my whole rapping thing. Thats why im not independent now. My dad started my tee shirt business, my dad got like, rented out Reggies Rock Club in chicago, which is [ bleep ]. Its a bad club in chicago. Sorry, live. But its a, he set me up in a lot of ways and just gave me the confidence to do it. So its cool that he was actually on the track when we made the album. [cheers and applause] jimmy maybe thats where you learn the to be a good dad, from your dad. Oh, yeah, definitely. Jimmy will you set up a gig at reggies club for the baby . For the baby . Shes too fresh right now. Jimmy but can you ever be too fresh when youre rapping . Ive found that you cant. Exactly. Jimmy i know youve said in the past that kanye west is your spiritual adviser . Kanye, hes so like devoted right now. Like hes very wellversed in the bible at this point. Jimmy in the bible specifically. Yeah, hes just reading a lot. And like. Jimmy hes memorizing passages from the bible . I think so. The way he talks to me now, it just seems hes had them memorized for years, but to my knowledge, a lot of that stuff hes learned recently. Jimmy but this has been ongoing for a while now. Yeah, this sunday service thing hes doing and the album that comes out next week i think, september 27, i feel like im on kanyes press run right now. Jimmy yeah, you are. Hes talking about what i believe in, and that is that jesus is king. Hes about to drop his album. I know we got some [ applause ] people. So hes spreading the good news, and yeah, i appreciate it. Jimmy yeah, youre a very devout guy. Yeah, totally. Jimmy it seems like you abide, its not just one of those things that for a lot of people it is. Yeah, its a, nobodys perfect. Were all just learnin, you know, but i thinks a crucial time that we all kind of relearn what were supposed to be doing. Jimmy i agree with you. All right, chance the rapper is here. His album is called the big day. More with chance when we come back, chance the rapper [cheers and applause] performance comes in lots of flavors. Theres the ampedup, overtuned, feedingfrenzyof sheetmetalkind. 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Out side of his Legendary Musical career with songs like short people and stuff like that. Jimmy yeah. He also sang youve got a friend in me. Everybody thats my age, toy sto story is the first movie i got to go to. Yeah, im 26. And when you get married, theres a lot of nostalgic feelings and just remembering things, so i felt like trying to pick people from my childhood and that expressed nostalgia, i dont know. Jimmy when you based the album, as you say, on your wedding day, on your wedding day, are you thinking about that, that youre going to write an album and recording things as you go or do you just look back at it . Its more in hindsight thing, but i do remember a specific point at my wedding where, do you know the percolator . Jimmy the percolate sner. Do you know the percolator . Jimmy no. Well, its time for the percolator, and what you do is, the percolator looks like this. Its like this. Jimmy oh, i know what that is, yeah. We got some percolator fans in this building. Jimmy i thought it was an appliance. Yeah, no. We apply it. And at this wedding, my cousin, bmac, he, he hit the percolator, which is the dance i just showed to the whole nation. Jimmy uhhuh. A