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KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live July 14, 2024

And not only is the summer over, today also marks the end of emmy season here in los angeles. The emmys were handed out last night. Americans were glued to their televisions watching football, not the emmys. Watching the rams beat the browns. [ laughter ] this was the lowestrated emmys ever by a lot. They say if things get any worse they may have to add themselves to the in memoriam reel. [ laughter ] i was at the emmys last night. Guillermo and i were there. Guillermo yeah. Jimmy and for me more than anything the emmys is a xhachan to learn what shows my wife has been secretly watching out me. Shes like oh, hes great. Im like really . How do you know that . [ laughter ] what time did you get home last night, guillermo . Guillermo 1 00. Jimmy its even later. Guillermo, by the way, has some exclusive interviews with the winners from the emmys moments from now. [ cheers and applause ] i always look forward to that. You know, game of thrones won the most emmys of any show this year. They won 12. Including the big one, best drama. So many of the awards last night went to foreigners. There were so many british people on stage i didnt know if i was watching the emmys or the Downton Abbey movie. [ laughter ] Phoebe Wallerbridge was the big movie. She won for acting, writing, and best comedy. She is something else. She created two shows, fleabag, killing eve. Shes writing the next james bond movie. She must really type fast is all i can figure. [ laughter ] the emmys rotate from network to Network Every year. This year they were on fox. And next year theyll be on abc. And fox tried to do things differently. They didnt have a host. And instead of a red carpet they had a purple carpet. Which looked like theyd skinned barney and made a rug out of him. [ laughter ] as far as the ratings go, they definitely missed some chances to make the show more interesting. I mean, you had three game of thrones cast members nominated in the same category. Why not have them fight it out on stage . Thats a nobrainer to me. [ laughter ] the reward for most interesting performance on the preshow last night went to one of the stars of empire, terrence howard, who apparently has a lot more on his mind than just doing tv shows. You made huge headlines when you said after you complete these 15 episodes of empire youre going to walk away for a while or forever . For good. I mean, everyone keeps trying to tell me dont say its forever. But i spent 37 years pretending to be people so that people can pretend to watch and enjoy what im doing when ive made some discoveries in my own personal life with the science that, you know, pythagoras was searching for. I was able to open up the flower of life properly and find the real wave con jugations that we have been looking for for 10,000 years. Why would i continue, you know, walking on water for tips when ive got an entire generation to teach a whole new world . Jimmy you know, i was thinking that same thing myself last night. Im spinninging inmy wheels he. I could be helping pythagoras open the flower of life. [ laughter ] heres more from terrence howard. Thats a big remark. What do you intend to do . Well, let me put it this way. All energy in the universe is expressed in motion. All motion is expressed in waves. All waves are curves. So where does the Straight Lines come from to make the platonic solids . There are no Straight Lines. On tuesday when i receive my star im going to be able to prove that gravity is only an effect and not a force. Im putting something on youtube. Really . Where i will build the planet saturn without gravity and build the Milky Way Galaxy without gravity. Did you also say youre getting your star . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy also getting a star. On the walk of fame. Hes going to be hes building an actual star. [ laughter ] i have to believe somewhere out there Jussie Smolletts like well, well, well, maybe im not the craziest guy on empire. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is kind of unbelievable. There was a mixup during the in memoriam montage last night. Look at this. So that man is not andre preffin. That is another conductor, a gentleman named Leonard Slatkin whos the music director laureate for the detroit Symphony Orchestra and is alive. [ laughter ] i said sympathy Symphony Orchestra. Apparently he was just as surprised as anyone to find out hed passed away. We tracked him down. Hes in ireland right now. And joining us live, i think, please welcome the newly resurrected Leonard Slatkin. Hello, leonard. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Im very happy to be here. Jimmy now, i guess my first question is are you dead right now . Some people might wish that. Especially my conductor colleagues. But no. I was really quite stumped to learn that in giving their best to andre preff iprechb they wou have giving their worst to me. Jimmy where were you when you found out youd passed away . I woke up about 4 00 in the morning in ireland and i got up to follow the baseball scores because thats one of my passions and i turned on the computer and all of a sudden i see oh, i know andre was gone a few months ago and apparently now me too. [ laughter ] jimmy was anyone worried when they saw this, when they saw you in the montage . There were a flood of messages that had come in. And i kept wondering why are they sending me messages if they think im gone . [ laughter ] jimmy youre like tom sawyer and huck finn. You knew andre previn, correct . I knew him very well. My whole family has been involved in the music business in hollywood in particular, and andre, great jazz pianist, fantastic film composer, conductor. He did it all. He was a great gentleman. And i was just so sad that he couldnt be remembered the way he should be. What do you think he would think about this mixup . They talk about people spinning in their graves. Andres not spinning. Hes laughing all the way. Thats andre. Jimmy well, you might be the only person whos ever seen his own in memoriam. [ laughter ] i know. A Memorial Service will be in about 15 years. Jimmy all right. Well, thank you so much. I hope its even longer than that. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Jimmy so thats weird. This is even weirder. So four years ago a comedian in ukraine, a guy named volodymyr zelensky, create a show called servant of the people in which he played the president of ukraine. And in april he was elected president of ukraine, the actual president of ukraine. And now hes costarring with our president in a new show which has been going on and is just this is just nuts. So if you havent heard, a whistleblower filed a complaint after listening in on a phone call as intelligence officials do in which our president urged zelensky, urged him a reported eight times, to look into activities related to joe bidens son, who had business in that country, which a crazy thing to do. Maybe even crazier is the fact that trump did this on july 25th, the day after the mueller testimony. A day after the conclusion of a Major Investigation into whether he got help in an election from a foreign leader he gets on the phone and asks for help from another foreign leader. Its like the only thing i can compare it to is when mike tyson bit Evander Holyfields ear and then bit Evander Holyfields other ear. [ laughter ] so the bigly question now is whether trump used financial 5id that we give the ukrainians as a bargaining chip in exchange for investigating his chief political rivals son. Trump says that the subject of joe biden did come up during the call. He says he did not put any pressure on the ukrainian president to launch an investigation. He says he wouldnt do Something Like that but then also said he could have and it probably possibly would have been okay if he had. [ laughter ] did you mention joe biden during the conversation . I dont want to talk about any conversation other than to say other than to say great conversation. Totally appropriate conversation. Couldnt have been better. And keep asking questions and build it up as big as possible so you can have a bigger downfall. Jimmy it was a perfect call. So perfect in fact he does not want anyone to hear it. Joe bidens calling on him to release a transcript of the call. Which im guessing wont happen without a subpoena. And in the meantime at the u. N. Today the president was in a foul mood. Are you willing to clear this up by releasing the whistleblower report, sir . Quiet. [ laughter ] jimmy and of course the president s bumbling attorney hasnt helped much. Rudy giuliani was on cnn where he got into it with chris cuomo and made a startling admission about his role in all this. Did you ask the ukrainian to investigate joe biden . No. Actually, i didnt. I asked the ukraine to investigate the allegations that there was interference in the election of 2016 by the ukrainians for the benefit of Hillary Clinton for which there already you never asked anything about hunter bide snn you never asked anything about joe biden the only thing i asked about joe biden is to get to the bottom of how it was that lutsenko who was apointed dismissed the case against so you did ask ukraine to look into joe biden. Of course i did. You just said you didnt. [ laughter ] jimmy dont worry about what i said. What comes out of my mouth has nothing to do with whats happening in my brain. Theyre totally different parts. This was quite a back and forth. The way it ended i would have been less surprised if giuliani had turned into a bat and flew away. Your network is a creature of the Democratic National committee. Rudy giuliani, i appreciate your take and you should be embarrassed to be on that network. Im 9 one who should be embarrassed . I am embarrassed. Man, cnn im embarrassed. Im embarrassed. For you. Have a good night. You shouldnt be embarrassed for me. Have a good night. Somebody needs to. Im worried about you. Youre not aware of what youre doing. Of course im aware of what im doing. Good night. Have a good night. Well, you shouldnt have a good night because what youre doing is very bad for the country. Rudy, ive got to go. All right . Jimmy i hope you wake up ten times to pee tonight. [ laughter ] the bottom line is it would pear the president used his office to ask a foreign country to dig up dirt on his opponent. And democrats in congress are thinking very seriously about threatening to maybe consider almost doing something about it. [ laughter ] lets get back to the emmys because real life is too depressing. [ laughter ] every year moments after the stars walk off the emmy stage they sit for a while with our own star reporter, none other than guillermo who interviewed the winners last night back to back. Oh, my goodness. Hello, guillermo. Guillermo congratulations on your emmy. Thank you, my friend. Guillermo would you like to have a drink . Buddy, i told you im married. Guillermo okay. Would you like something to eat . What have you got . Look. So look. Right there. This body doesnt have a lot of sugar in it. But do we put it around each other . There you go. Grptd and then we take a bite. And theres a lot of eye contact while we eat this together . Guillermo if you want. I love you so much. Guillermo i love you too. Thanks for the jewelry. Guillermo youre welcome. This is your second emmy, right . It is my second emmy. Guillermo would you like to donate your emmy to a very worthy cause . This is for flipper. He never won an emmy and he was very famous. Sure. Guillermo put it its going to be heavy. Are you ready . Guillermo yeah. Put it right there. There you go, flipper. Guillermo flipper cannot talk. Would you like to give a speech pretending youre flipper . Sure. [ dolphin noises ] guillermo thats a great speech. You didnt know i spoke dolphin. Guillermo no, i didnt know that. Surprise surprise. Guillermo wow, now i understand why you have two emmys. Thats why. Guillermo you want some emmy ms . Did you make an emmy pun there . Guillermo yeah. Emmy ms . Yeah. Thats good. Ill take an m m. Guillermo ready . Youve got to catch is it. Okay. You missed. I got three. I got four. I got at least five of them. Guillermo by the way, good job. Did i win an emmy and eat some emmy ms with you . Guillermo yeah. Thats dope. Guillermo do you want to ask me any questions . How did you become so funny . When did it start . Guillermo u ly gaga sing a song say i was born this way . I was born this way. Thats what it was . Guillermo you hold one corner and take a bite of the other one. Im not going to do that. Guillermo i thought you were hungry. Im hungry but im not eating bread these days. Im off carbs these days. Guillermo you are . Oh, you want a vegetable . Sure. Guillermo i have a vegetable. Ive got a cucumber. Back to back. Guillermo so mr. Bill, what do you have to say to the haters . You know, lay off. Guillermo no, i mean like your family. The haders. Oh. We dont really talk that much anymore, man. Guillermo no . Can we call them . [ bleep ] you, no. Guillermo so listen, theres no host in the show. No hose . Guillermo yeah. In the emmy. There are no hose. I know. Guillermo but i want to host the show. So i wrote some jokes. Okay . You told me if theyre good jokes or not. Bad. Guillermo i havent started yet. It stinks. Guillermo all right. How is bill hader feeling tonight . How am i feeling tonight . Guillermo barry happy. Barry happy. You get it . [ bleep ] you, man. Guillermo you must be tired, right . Do your feet hurt . Oh, my feet. Yeah. You know what . My feet do hurt a little bit because im in platforms. Have you ever worn platforms . Guillermo oh, i have. One time. I know how you feel. Its terrible. But look, i have this slipper for you. Stop. Guillermo yes. Theyre comfortable. Ill help you. Yeah, like cinderella. Okay. Good. Nice, right . Thank you so much. Oh, youre so sweet. Thank you. Darling. Its very mysterious. Guillermo hi. How are you . How are you, guillermo . Guillermo doing great. Congratulations on wing an emmy. Thank you guillermo what does your emmy smell like . What does my emmy smell like . Gold, bitch. Gold. [ laughter ] guillermo would you like to have a drink with me . I would love to have a drink with you. Guillermo cool. I hope you like tequila. Sure. Mm. Guillermo thats very rude. You didnt wait for me. No. But you didnt pour yourself, did you . Guillermo sorry. Cheers. Hows your evening been so far . Guillermo better now that im drinking and talking to you. Okay. Guillermo are you hungry . Are you okay . I have an ice cream. Guillermo here. What the [ bleep ] . Thank you. This is so great. Should we guillermo we eat together . Yeah. Lets do it. Guillermo back to back. All the way. Come on. This guy. Guillermo are you hungry . Im a bit peckish, yeah. Guillermo ive got some fruit salad right here. Oh, thanks. Guillermo but you have to use your emmy to grab the fruit. Anything you want specifically i can get you . Guillermo whatever is easy for you. Do you want some . Guillermo yeah, sure. We nailed that. What is this, ouzo . Guillermo no, this is tequila. [ bleep ]. Im going to end up very naked and in your bed. Guillermo oh, my god. That would be awesome cheers, baby. Mm guillermo do you like tequila . Who doesnt . What do i look like, an alien . From outer space . Guillermo cheers. Cheers. Thank you. Guillermo g right . Oh, my god, thats exactly what i needed. Guillermo cheers. Im planning to get drunk tonight. Can i crash on your couch tonight . I cant hear you. Were breaking up. [ laughter ] call back. Im in a bad service area. Guillermo oh, yeah . Any regrets . This interview. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guillermo, everybody. Hey, weve got a great show. We have music from cage the elephant. Freddie highmore is here. And from charlies angels, kristen stewart, naomi scott, ella balinska, and Elizabeth Banks. [ cheers and applause ] drptd a dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by sprint. sprintern the new iphone 11 or iphone 11 pro with amazing allnew camera systems. And now you can get iphone 11 paul . For zerodollars a month when you trade in your iphone7 or newer in any condition. sprintern seriously, any condition paul and with sprints 100 total satisfaction guarantee you can try out the network and see the savings for yourself. sprintern can i get a. [air horn beep] its iphone season. Hey paul, do you love it . paul yeah. sprintern do you love it . paul i do. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. Delivered to your door try tso you can do more. Very. Feels so good feels so good feels so good target run and done. In a vast desert completely wdevoid of basset hounds. [ back in babys arms by patsy cline ] then, it appeared a beacon of hope. Im back in babys arms more glorious than a billion sunsets. We were found. Im back where i belong found by the hounds. Back in babys arms want to try out my time machine . It runs on doritos. [dog barks] sure. So now what . Gotta put the whole bag in. Okay. Yes its really working, jimmy [humming, thumping] [humming] [thumping] this is the greatest moment of my life get out of my yard [birds chirping] jimmy . Youre so old. [crunch ] its the future for barcelona . We did promise wed go. [dogs] they get the miles. We get a petsitter. Use the card that gets you miles closer to your promise. [dogs] they should do this every year. And start something priceless. When youre over overpaying. Get it on ebay. They took 12. 8 billion from big tobacco. Juul marketed mango, mint, and menthol flavors, addicting kids to nicotine. Five million kids now using ecigarettes. The fda said juul ignored the law with Misleading Health claims. Now juul is pushing prop c, to overturn san franciscos ecigarette protections. Say no to juul, no to big tobacco, no to prop c. Jimmy tonight, from the good doctor, which returned to abc earlier tonight, the good doctor himself, Freddie Highmore is here with us. Then, their album is called social cues. Cage the elephant from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, Billy Bob Thornton and Allison Tolman will be here, with music from morgan wallen. And later this week, cobie smulders, viola davis, christian slater, Vice President joe biden will be with us. Well have music from james blake and gary clark jr. Too. And i have a major announcement to make and i will announce it now. On october 21st we touch down in brooklyn, new york for a week of shows from the Brooklyn Academy of music. If you live in brooklyn or wou

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