With foreign leaders, especially the sexy ones. He failed to document meetings with vladimir putin, one with kim jong un and a sunday brunch with oj. Not really, but you can see it happening, right . And while records with these other leaders might be key to impeachment, they may not need records anymore. You remember that thing that trump did when he asked a government to investigate his rival, joe biden . He did it again, this time on tv. What exactly did you hope zelinsky would do about the phone call . I would think if they were honest about it, theyd start a Major Investigation into the bidens. Its a very simple answer. They should investigate the bidens, because how does a company thats newly formed and all these companies, and by the way, likewise, china should start an investigation into the bidens. Jimmy everyone should be investigated. Why isnt, rarely during a witch hunt do you see the witch drown herself. But this is, either that or this is some kind of a strategy. To do this again in public, this is like how dare you say i cheated on my wife with a porn star. Come here, stormy, lets do it in front of everyone. Trumps latest outlandish claim is that china gave joe bidens son a billion and a half dollars. He has paid more attention to joe bidens son than eric and don jr. Their entire lives. But the president was on a roll this morning shouting from the lawn. He called the impeachment a democrat scam. He keeps tweeting and repeating that there wasnt anything wrong with the perfect, beautiful phone call. Mitch mcconnell reached out to tell him how perfectly, totally wonderful it was. He read my phone call with the president of ukraine, mitch mcconnell. He said that is the most innocent phone call. Give me a break. Anybody that reads it says the same thing. Jimmy yes, your phone calls are innocent, your crowds are the biggest, your hands are the largest. Your face is the orangest. You are the best at everything, you, even god is jealous of you, donald trump. Trump is roping everyone into this. This could go all the way to the space force. Today we learned the vice poodle, mike pence, may have gotten his hands dirty, too. Primt is said to have pence met with the president of ukraine last month kiev. Officials close to pence said he likely did not read the transcript of trumps call with the ukrainian president before that trip even though he had it in his briefing book the whole flight to ukraine. The Vice President and his staff really dont want to get mixed up in this. Pence is reportedly preparing to spend a lot of time on the road this month. They say if he distances himself from trump anymore, trump might have to make him first lady of the united states. [cheers and applause] but mike pence, you know, hes a steady guy, calm, treating his dealings with ukraine the same way he handles his sex life, quietly and completely in the dark. Dont worry, mother, its me. But trump isnt letting him off the leash. Trump actually said to reporters. This is not a joke. He said if his calls with ukraine should be questioned, mike pences should be, too. Before he goes down with this ship hes handcuffing himself to his first mate. The other guy who might be in trouble is Rudy Giuliani. Trumps lawyer. In a normal administration, a lawyer would sit the president , his client, down and say admitting to crimes on tv is a bad idea, but rudy has been very busy running around admitting to crimes himself on tv. A surprise meeting was called to share a folder of conspiracy theories. And disinformation targeting the bidens. So last night, giuliani went on cnn and said those documents, they came from me. They came from an investigator who works for him. And the best part of it is, they kept the documents in folders that said trump hotel on them. They got them from like the business center. Thats called hiding in plain sight, folks. And you know whos been consulting rudy, giving him advice on ukraine . Paul manafort, trumps former campaign chairman, whos current in prison for what he did in ukraine. Were like one news cycle away from Rudy Giuliani unhinging his jaw and swallowing a mongoose on fox and friends. Rudy did get a few shouts out in congress. Testimony from curt volker was heard. He resigned from his post on friday. He testified before three committees behind closed doors. During the testimony, volker said he warned giuliani that the information he was getting about biden and his son was untrustworthy, but rudy kept spreading it anyway. The whistleblower says volker was trying to control the damage trump was doing by withholding military aid in exchange for dirt on the bidens, and thats fine. I get that. But heres the thing. All you guys in the Trump Administration who think youre controlling the damage by being there, youre not. The damage is out of control. You might as well try stop a volcano with your thumb at this point. Stop thinking youre the adults in the room. The room is on fire. Run for your lives, okay . Right guillermo . Thats right, jimmy. Jimmy you know about this stuff. Yes. Run for your life. Jimmy how about we do something that has nothing to do with donald trump. Is anyone okay with that . [cheers and applause] every now and then we take some time to pit senior versus junior in a battle of the ages. Its time to play generation gap we went to hollywood boulevard where cousin sal is standing by. Hello, cousin sal. Whats happenin, jimmy . Jimmy sal is part of nfl football on thursday night on fox. So congratulations to you, sal. Let me just say, i ran into our boss, bob iger in the greenroom. He told me the filthiest joke. Jimmy what did he tell you . Hell tell you. Jimmy now that youve not the job you can say whatever you want. Lets meet our contestants. First up, a student, say hello to noah. Hi. Jimmy how are you doing, noah . Pretty good. Jimmy how old are you, noah . 12 years old. Jimmy one of our producers told me your mom calls you grandpa. Yeah, she says im a 40yearold trapped in a kids body. Jimmy thats perfect for this game. Your challenger is a fellow los angelino. And a member of the powerful West Hollywood senior committee. Say hello to pat. I hope im not being rude, may i ask your age . Im one year after 80. Jimmy 81 years old. Weve got a 69yearold gap between our contestants. Thats why we call it generation gap. I am going to ask about something from your opponents generation or close it. Whoever gets the most answers right about the other persons generation wins. Do you understand . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy lets play. Our first question is for pat. Pat, who is this actor playing the joker . Joaquin phoenix. Jimmy oh, thats correct. Pat, youre up on this stuff, too. Pat, you know a lot about pop culture . No jimmy all right. Noah, next question is for you, you can tie it here. Who is this actor playing the joker . Its not heath ledger. Jimmy no. Not jared leto. I can see his mustache, but, uh. Jimmy yeah, they did just cover, he couldnt even shave his mustache for this. They just painted right over it. Give it a guess. Its like caesar something. Jimmy noah, im going to give it to you. Caesar romero. Well done wow, these could be our best contestants yet. Noah, what is the common name for the fake sets of teeth older people put in their mouths. Dentures. Jimmy dentures is correct. Pat, what is the common name for the gold sets of teeth rappers put in their mouths. Crib or grid. Jimmy oh, youre so, so close. Crib, grid. Jimmy lets give it to her. Caesar something. Grill, grill. Thats what i meant. Jimmy no a crib is a house. You would never put a house in your mouth. All right, we have a tie game. Were going to get back to the rules now. Pat, name this cartoon duo. Oh, beavis and butthead. Jimmy oh, very close, pat, that is not correct. Noah . That is rick and morty. Jimmy rick and morty is absolutely correct. Next question is for noah, name this cartoon duo. Tom and jerry. Jimmy oh, wow, noah. You really have been inhabited by the soul of an old man. Havent you . Yeah. Jimmy do you get up a lot to pee in the night . Yes, yes, i do. Jimmy all right. Noah, the next question is, again, for you. Noah, what does hbo stand for . Uh, hairy broadcast orientation . Jimmy you were so, so close. Pat, what does hbo stand for . Home box office. Jimmy Home Box Office is correct. Pat is back, back in the game. Pat, the next question is for you, too. Pat, what does lmao stand for . Laugh my ass off . Jimmy thats correct. A tie game wow, this is exciting. Weve got a tie game. Our next question, its for pat. Okay. Jimmy pat, this singer shares a name with which planet . Oh, my god. Mars . Jimmy mars is correct. That is bruno mars. Very well done. Noah, you thought you were running away with this thing, but no no, no, im not. Jimmy noah, this cartoon dog shares his name with which planet . The one on the screen. Well, pluto, yeah. Jimmy pluto is right. I was thinking snoopy for a second. Jimmy i see what youre saying, noah, there is some discussion as to whether or not pluto is a planet. Yeah, i honestly dont think so. Jimmy very opinionated young man, all right, weve got a tie game. Lets go to our final set of questions. Okay. Jimmy all right, are you ready . Yep. Mmhm. Jimmy all right. The question is going to be on our video screen. Pay attention. Oh jimmy okay. The first question is for noah. Yeah. What is the name of this tv show starring me jimmy ooh, what is the name of that tv show, starring danny devito. Now i know, sonny in philadelphia. Jimmy youve just given pat her next answer. Did you want to take a look at the picture . Taxi. Jimmy you just gave noah the answer i think were going to call this a tie, what do you say, danny . Yeah. Definitely a tie. Jimmy neither one of you are going home empty handed or empty wristed. For you, pat, a new apple watch. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy and noah, for you, we have an old pocket watch. Thanks to danny devito. And thanks for playing generation gap. We have a great show for you tonight. Music from anderson. Paak and Smokey Robinson. Bob iger is here, and well be right back with danny devito. [cheers and applause] Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by walmart. Mhm. Nice whats the score . No idea. Stop dancing around the pain that keeps you up again, and again. Advil pm silences pain, and you sleep the whole night. Advil pm seaonly abreva cany to help sget rid of it in. As little as 2 1 2 days when used at the first sign. Abreva starts to work immediately to block the virus and protect healthy cells. Abreva acts on it. So you can too. But allstate helps you. With drivewise. Feedback that helps you drive safer. And that can lower your cost now that you know the truth. Are you in good hands . Schools are having acrto cut sports. Y, im tony the tiger and im on a mission to fix that. Bring back the tigers. Your mighty, mighty tigers. [cheering sounds] buy a box and help all kids be tigers. Snow leopards are almost impossible to find, with ai we can protect what we cant see. But we need to know where they are, because they are threatened. Our camera traps allow us to have and eye in the mountains, taking thousands of pictures. Microsoft ai scans through all these images, and separates Snow Leopards from everything else, in ten minutes instead of ten days. It gives us time to do better research, and save this threatened species. Jimmy hello there, welcome to the show. Tonight, he is the author of this book. Its called the ride of a lifetime Lessons Learned from 15 years as ceo of the Walt Disney Company. Bob iger is here. Bob iger hired me. He is our boss here. 17 years ago, he watched a tape and said, tony, we want you to be on in the middle of the night, so sober up, guillermo. Then, his album is called ventura. Anderson. Paak with Smokey Robinson from the mercedesbenz stage. Next week we are back at it with charlize theron, tyler perry, regina king, forest whitaker, aaron paul, nat wolff. Well have music from black pumas and jimmy eat world. And a visit from howard stern. Howard loves to travel. He loves to do shows. He just wants to have fun, and thats what were going to have when he gets here. There is nobody quite, like our first guest. Hes a talented actor and a magical being. Last week his show its always sunny in philadelphia, began its 14th season. Watch it wednesday nights on fxx. Please welcome danny devito. [cheers and applause] jimmy yeah. Its very good to see you. Great to see you, jimmy. Jimmy i have to say. That kid was so excited, hes 12 years old, to see you. The kid, he was deep, man. Jimmy that shows too dirty for a 12 year old to know. Its so rank. Jimmy do you get that with kids . No, but weirdly enough, younger and younger kids are watching the show. Its like amazing, man. 9, 10 year old goes, yeah, so you come out of the couch, you naked bastard. I said, what . Little kids, and they also have foul mouths, which i give them license to do. Its terrible. Jimmy so when i was a kid, it still is, taxi was one of my favorites. For those who havent seen taxi, its on hulu. Its so grade. I can only imagine how excited they were when you walked in the room. We had a ball doing it. Can was off the charts great. Always fun. And louie was like, i loved that first show where im yellin at everybody, chewin their asses out big time, and i come up to judd, rrrrrrr. Jimmy louie was up in this cage, and you walk out. Its instantly excellent. Had those cabdrivers in the palm of my hand. You ruled with an iron fist. With an iron fist. There was one episode where you played the violin. Are you, do you really know how to play the violin . No, i learned how to play the violin on a cowboy movie i did with jack nickolson. You know, going south. Jimmy oh, you learned to play the violin. Yeah, i wanted to learn to play the violin as a character thing. It wasnt hardly in the movie. Andy got married to stay in the country. We married him off to a hooker. Married him off to a hooker. And i learned how to play i love you truly on the violin. It took me like forever and it was awful. I tortured everybody there, and like, you know, this is in the very beginning of the show. It was like the early days of the television. It was like 1978 or 79 like that. And all of a sudden, three, four weeks later, there was a piece in the enquirer that says danny devito gives up career as virtuoso violinist to be on television. Jimmy really . It was a piece in the paper with me standing there with a violin. And it had a whole story written by some guy youve never heard of or some woman youve never heard of and how i studied all my life to be a violinist and i wound up on a tv show and all this kind of stuff. And marie and i got a kick out of it. I cut it out and put it on the refrigerator. That was me on the refrigerator in the house. And a couple days later my mother called. Jimmy uhhuh. From new jersey. She says danny, what, ma . Whats going on . She says i didnt know you wanted to play the violin. Jimmy fake news ma, where did you see it . Where did you see . I was in line, i was going to get groceries. Jimmy your mom was on taxi a couple times, right . Yeah. Jimmy who decided that your mom would be louies mom . Jim brooks, wineberger, they met my mom, she came of course to the show. Shes like my size. Tough, new jersey woman, you know. Italian girl, you know. Jimmy did they, when they met her she was in her 70s. Jimmy they decided to write a part for louies mom . They were going to do louies mother, and they said would i, and i said im not going to call her and ask her. You do it. So they did it. And theyre on the phone with her, they had her on the speakerphone, and im sitting around the office and all the producers are there and everything, and they go ms. Devito, and they tell her the story, they want her to play louies mom, right . And they said we wont write a lot of lines for you and everything. Its kind of a sight thing. And she said, i could do dialog jimmy really. All she wanted like in the writer, in the thing, the perks that you get, they were going to pay, she wanted her stories on the television, in her dressing room. She had to see the soap operas. She didnt want to lose track of the soap operas. Jimmy yeah, you get behind. I want that and a bottle of blackberry brandy. Jimmy oh, really . Wow. Yeah. That was her demands. Paramount forked over, you know. Jimmy and here we are in 2019. Youve got a show thats been on for 14 seasons. 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