Children tranned pped in wells, ten years ago yesterday, the balloon boy hoax. A man in colorado made a bogus 911 call, claiming his 6yearold son climbed into a weather balloon and flew away. My 6yearold boy, he got inside and it took off. Wheres he at . Hes in the air. Hes in the air . Yeah. Hes only, hes only 6. Jimmy turned out, the fact that the kid was only 6 was the only true part of the call. At first everyone was panicked. It made no sense. Theres no way balloon like that could lift a 60pound kid. They closed down airports in denver. The kid was in the attic. Turns out his father told him to hide in the attic so he could play dumb about the balloon stunt, get a ton of coverage and hopefully a reality show out of it. Unfortunately, for richard heeny, his son spilled the beans. Did you hear us calling us didnt . Mmhm. Why didnt you come out . You said that we did this for a show. No. Jimmy so richard heeny held a press conference to say it wasnt a hoax. Could you just say once and for all, was this some sort of publicity stunt . Was it a hoax and will you talk to the police today . Absolutely no hoax. I want your questions in the box, ill get right back to you, okay . Jimmy in the olden times, when the reporters had questions theyd put them in the box. He did some jail time. Here to speak to us on this special occasion, the balloon boy himself, falcon heeny. How are you . Im great. Thanks for asking. Jimmy how old are you . Im 16, jimmy. Jimmy if you dont mind my asking, why do you look funky fresh . This is how teens dress now. Jimmy where he aare you . Im stuck in a balloon. Im over denver. Jimmy i thought your parents made itdid, but this time its real. Here comes a cloud, ah jimmy looked like cotton gluf gl glued to a piece of cardboard. Im sorry, are you a sky scientist . Jimmy no. Its a bird, go, go, scam,sc, scam. Jimmy is that a boom mic . Pay attention. Hoax . It really seems like youre faking this again. Im insulted you would ask that. My life is in danger here. Get the hell out of here. Youre in danger. This balloon cant hold us both. Jimmy falcon, youre quite obviously not in a balloon. Im going to cut this a little short. I want yourstnsn a bo you, okay . Where is my my my my my my my chicken jimmy the president lashed out at nancy pelosi and had what nancy pelosi described as a meltdown. He had a wednesday. Theres nothing left to melt. The white house claims trump was measured and factual and decisive. I dont know who to believe. The best 2003 pressure hway is a strong, bipartisan resolution to undo the damage he has done. What i witnessed on the part of the president was a meltdown. That i can say. Jimmy its right there. The president is, so the president doesnt like this idea that people know he had a meltdown, so he tweeted a photo from the meeting. Thats what he tweeted with the caption, nervous nancys unhinged meltdown. He really should be writing headlines for the inquirer. They walked out of the meeting which was supposed to be about syria. Trump was upset because the house voted on syria. Trump is stuck. Basically he gave turkey a green light to kill the people we promised to protect. He cant reverse the decision because it would be admitting he was wrong, which he doesnt do. Today he tried to do damage control. This is a letter written by trump to his strongman buddy president erdogan. Im not sure what this was supposed to prove other than hes crazy, but this is a real letter from the president of the united states. We did not alter this in any way. Dear mr. President , lets work out a good deal, as if hes running a honda dealership or something. You dont want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people, and i dont want to be responsible for destroying the turkish economy, and i will. And he goes on for a while and says history will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. Dont be a tough guy. Dont be a fool. Ill call you later. Sincerely, donald trump. Call you later. [ applause ] so he sent that letter on october 9th. Erdogan immediately sent his tanks across the border. So it was insane and and which is the art of the deal. 57 years ago the cuban missile crisis started and this letter from trump is eerily similar to a letter jfk sent khrushchev. He wrote at that premier khrushchev, dont be a [ bleep ], okay . Everybody will say, youre the best. Youre really busting my nuts here. Give you a jingle later. So i dont know, maybe trump is one of the greats. [ applause ] his other pen pal, kim jong un, released a new package of glamour shots. There he is, the lonely ranger. Theres another one. And this beauty. You know, this is the first time, ive never thought about getting a tattoo, but im starting to think i might get this one. These photos are a big deal over there, because they show his people, they show the dear leader on the last uneaten horse in north korea. [ laughter ] these photos are not supposed to go public until valentines day until when kim jong uns releasing a romance novel. Its National Boss day. It should be called national asskissing day. We went out on the street and asked people to give their boss a message on television in a special boss day edition of hide and speak. Its National Boss day. Tell us what you really think about your boss. I dont like the guy. Why not . You know, they always think they know more than you, and you got to tell them, hey, listen bud, sorry, its not that way. Uh, i think hes a bag to be honest. Tell me about your boss. I think shes a [ bleep ]. He doesnt pay me extra work for extra work. Do you get free carrots or anything. Not at all, not at all. Im tired of laughing at his unfunny jokes. Im tired of being fake. Hes not a good guy. Ive been waiting to get this off my chest for a while. I think my boss is a [ bleep ] to be honest with you. I [ bleep ] hate my boss. How come . Because hes fat and a bitch. A fat bitch . Yeah. Im tired of staring at [ bleep ] all day. Do you want to take the mask off . I see you staring at my boobs every day, and honestly, in you want to touchem, just ask. Jimmy i wonder if tom will be happy about that or not. Next week were going on the road to brooklyn, new york for five shows at the Brooklyn Academy of music. We have an incredible guest list which includes kelly ripa, alicia keys and many, many more. And we sent guillermo on a road trip, he is making his way across the country. And tonight the guillermomobile is at a sandwich the primanti brothers. Can you hear me . Yes, jimmy jimmy how was the ride . It was good. It was only nine hours. Jimmy whats your favorite thing about the bus . I know youve fallen in love with that bus. Nothing, jimmy, nothing. Jimmy i heard your doctor ou beforewthatng nhitrip. Nt my now terrible. Jimmy wheres tony . Tonys the manager of the restaurant. How long have you been managing the restaurant, tone she in only 45 years. Jimmy is business typically like this . Yes. Were a busy place. Jimmy show us what makes the classic primanti brothers sandwich, which i have enjoyed there myself. Show us what makes it special, toni. Its italian bread. Jimmy guillermo, why are you molesting toni . Im going to have guillermo eat a couple of these sandwiches. Hell lose ten pounds. Jimmy maybe 11. Here we have pastrami. Italian pastrami with provolone cheese. Tomatoes the fries. Jimmy who decided to put the fries on the sandwich. Now hes going to take a big bite. Jimmy yeah, take a big bite. You have a lot of customers and the legendary singer Frankie Capri is there, right, guillermo . Do you have a song to get the crowd going . Yeah, were going to sing the pittsburgh fight song jimmy guillermo, where are you headed next, guillermo, before frankie gets into the song . Ill be there tomorrow in philadelphia. Jimmy philadelphia tomorrow. 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Then, his album is called honeysuckle and lightning bugs. All the kids love it. Blanco brown from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night, join us with paul rudd, lizzy caplan and music from tyler childers. Jimmy yesterday, our first guest joined instagram, and today, she has more than ten million new friends, some of whom are from friends. Next, she returns triumphantly to tv, apple tv, on the new series the morning show, it premieres november 1st on apple tv . Please welcome Jennifer Aniston. [cheers and hello jimmy how are you . Im good. Jimmy you look great, and you smell fantastic, too. [cheers and applause] this instagram thing. Its crazy. Jimmy they measured it. Its a guinness book world record. You beat prince harry and meghan markle. The royals. Gentleman. Jimmy you got to a million in like 12 seconds. Like the most reluctant person to join instagram. Jimmy you dont do that kind of stuff. I do now. Jimmy why are you doing it now . I dont know. Jimmy who talked you into this . I dont know. A lot of people. Just got tired of, you know, what you resist persists. Jimmy its fun to look at the stuff. Well, i havent. Jimmy you havent . No, im just trying to build content, as they say. Jimmy how do you follow that picture . I have the picture right here as a matter of fact. This is, people love this, and, but how do you follow Something Like that . [cheers and applause] its almost impossible. Ill get that framed for you. Jimmy wouldnt it be funny if you only posted reunion photos of you and the group from friends, like here they are again at my house. And you start to lose your followers. Jimmy it doesnt cost anybody anything. So i think theyll stick with you. I hope so. Jimmy you probably gained another 3 million from this conversation. What if the real big foot came out of the forest and started an instagram account, he wouldnt get this many followers. You know . Its crazy. Well, yes. Jimmy you had a fake instagram account, didnt you . It was a stalker account, yes. When i was thinking about doing this, i sort of figured it was time to kind of understand the world and dip my toe into the social media pool. Jimmy you know, the young people will call it a finstigram. Fake instagram. You know when you get a text, and theres nothing here and you realize someone has put a heart or explanation point or a thumbs up or thumbs down on somebodys something and youre like, you really couldnt just write, like a heart, i had to search through and then you have to figure out who left that thumbs up or thumbs down. It takes more time than writing a comment. Jimmy youre right. In trying to save time, were wasting a huge amount of time. Of our time. Jimmy and now youre going to waste a huge amount of time looking at instagram. Because you get sucked into it. Yeah. Jimmy oh, you will get sucked into it. You just put a curse on me, you just said you will be sucked into it. Im going to try to be really good about it. Jimmy how often do you post, have you thought about that . I havent thought about that. Jimmy you know, you have to put up another one. I do. I know that. After, like yesterday, they were like, i have to do more now, i guess. This is a big thing. Jimmy its the law. The law. Joichl and y jimmy you got to do it. I watched your new show, and are you fantastic in the new show. You absolute lly are. Its the morning show. The first big show for apple tv plus. You could bring the Apple Corporation down. Down. Jimmy the subject matter is fantastic. Its the morning news shows. Its very timely. Jimmy these people we feel we know these people. You wake up with them every morning. Your comfort food. They send you off in your day feeling great or not so great. Jimmy did you study, did you go and observe . Yeah. Jimmy and soak it in . I did. Weve been on the other side of it for so many years doing this. Jimmy right. But yes, i went and shadowed gma. Got there at 7 00 in the morning. And it is a fascinating world. Its like an engine that revs up from 5 00 to 7 00 and its like something you theyre like, do you need adderall . I dont need adderall. Jimmy did they say this is my desk. No, but Robin Roberts of course, them wy were all so gracious. And a lot of women were coming up, you got to tell them this, we cant do this, and its almost like theyre in cages going get me out of here. Jimmy do you feed that content to the writer on your show . Not all of it. Most of the stuff i kept for myself. Jimmy you internalized. So diane sawyer, you had dinner with her. Yes. Jimmy she must have told you something good. Oh, she told me something good. Jimmy tell us something. I cant. Youll see the show. See if you can pick out a dianism. I worship her. I think shes, if ci could emulate anyone, its her. Jimmy did you tell her that . Of course. Jimmy did she feel uncomfortable . She loved it. I took instagram picture. Im making content, baby. Jimmy i didnt realize youve been working on this so long. One of the interesting and fun parts of the show, and i dont want to give too much away is youre driving in to work. Yes. Jimmy its night, very early. And you see this huge, digital billboard. Youre on it, your character, steve carell is on it. And you look up at it for a second, and we dont know whats going through your head at that time. Yes. Jimmy but i wonder, the first time you saw a billboard of yourself like that, do you remember . Do you have any memories of that . Was it friends . I would want to say friends. But im not sure. I have one vivid memory of along came polly. I was driving and making a left right by the whole foods, and it was this huge, and that was the first time id seen a big, big like horizontal picture of myself with my characters name in the title. I thought it was pretty cool. Jimmy it is pretty cool, right . It is pretty cool. And i imagine you didnt have a cell phone to take a picture of it. 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Youre emotional about mitch. Im not emotional about mitch, im [ bleep ]. Listen to me whats going on . Are you okay . Im fine. Listen, sarah, im going to handle this. Put on your [ bleep ] and mean it. Honey, listen to me. Sometimes women cant ask for control, so they have to take it. Jimmy that is Jennifer Aniston in the morning show which premieres november 1st. Most of these shows have to fake phonograe graphics. But you are right there. We had a guy who was a technician who was hooked up to our onset phone. Every time we would do this, itt would miraculously appear. You just think it and they type your thoughts. Jimmy amazing. Im glad you brought that up. Now that youre on instagram. By the way, i have an idea for your next reunion shot. Amazing. Jimmy we just talked about along came polly. Just imagine im ben stiller. Do we have somebody with a phone . This is the ferret. Is it the ferret . Jimmy this is the one. Who is this bald man interrupting our show. This has a pass code, what am i supposed to do . Wheres our technician . Jimmy no, well just. There she goes. Jimmy do you want to hold it, jen . I got to get used to this, right . You got to get closer to me. I know that part. Okay, one, jimmy 2k3w5good. [cheers and applause] jimmy you have to know emojis, if youre going to be the number one instagramer. So now it is time to play a game. What is this stupid game emojeopardy. Thats your mode ypodium right. The goal here is, we have turned some of your projects, movies, television, into emojis, yo