Of being responsible for saving daylight. Its time for daylight to learn to save itself. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] yes, we got an extra hour of sleep, but we also got an extra hour of donald trump being president of the united states. Id like to set my calendar ahead a year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] as of today were one day short of a year from the next president ial election. Interesting fact. At this point in 2015 a year ahead of the election you know who the republican frontrunner was . For real. Dr. Ben carson. [ laughter ] and then he woke up and it was all just a dream and then he went back to sleep. But at the white house today the president played host to the world series champion washington nationals. It was a little bit confusing. He was under the impression he was hosting white nationalists, not the nationals. [ laughter ] oh, its a baseball team. Thats nice. As players have been known to odo the nationals brought the president a jerzy. But not the usual jersey. The players went with something practical instead. [ laughter ] as you know trump did not throw out a pitch at a world series game. Hes the only president since 1910 whos not thrown out a first pitch while in office. But hes done it before. He did it at a red sox game back in 2006. [ laughter ] thats what you call resting pitch face. [ laughter ] i never really noticed a strong physical resemblance between trump and his older sons. Until i saw this. And now its like [ laughter ] theyre such cute guys. Its as plain as day. As you know, the president got booed at the world series. And he got booed at another sporting event on saturday night. He was at Madison Square garden where he did not get a friendly reception from his home town of new york. There were more boos than cheers at a ufc fight of all places. You think hed do donald trump getting booed at the ufc is like mayor pete getting booed at gap kids. It shouldnt happen. [ laughter ] but after the fight amidst reports of the boos the president s heirs took to twitter to defend daddy. And i guess they were still jacked up on red vines and mountain dew because djtj wrote angrily despite the b. S. From blue checkmark twitter when we walked in the arena it was overwhelmingly positive. Which he tweeted from his account with a blue checkmark on twitter. [ laughter ] is that some new kind of code word for the liberal elite now . The blue checkmarks . Anyway, and then eric trump lashed out at the media. He wrote what a joke. You are the most dishonest people. The audience was chanting donald trump, donald trump followed by usa, usa. Dana white said it was the greatest entrance he has seen into a ufc. I cant wait till we win again in 2020 to further embarrass, spelled wrong, your profession. [ laughter ] hashtag fake news. Nothing sums up eric trump like misspelling the word embarrassed. How does he misspell a word he has seen on every birthday card since he was 5 years old . [ cheers and applause ] the real reason, the reason trump went to ufc is he thought they were going to kfc. The boos were a surprise. Eventually he found a friendly crowd this weekend. He had a pep rally in tupelo where he came one a brand new way to describe his impending impeachment. First they engineered the russia hoax. That was a total hoax. The single greatest lies ever foisted upon the american people. Jimmy like a drunken thesaurus. [ laughter ] trump was whistleblowing off steam this morning. He wrote the whistleblower gave false information and dealt with corrupt politician schiff. He must be brought forward to testify. Written answers not acceptable. Where is the second whistleblower . He disappeared after i released the transcript. Does he even exist . Where is the informant . Con. [ laughter ] written answers are unacceptable. Who would ever try to submit written answers to oh. You. How about that . [ applause ] you know, this idea that trump all joking aside, this idea that hes calling for a whistleblower to be unmasked. He should be impeached just for that. That is unconscionable, probably illegal. This was another good one. False stories are being reported that a few republican senators are saying that President Trump may have done a quid pro quo but it doesnt matter, theres nothing wrong with that, it is not an impeachable event. Perhaps so but read the transcript. There is no quid pro quo. [ laughter ] what . He didnt do it. But if he did do it, which he didnt, it would be okay. And it is okay that he didnt do it because he didnt do it. [ laughter ] i think he might need to get some quid pro prozac in his body. [ laughter ] and you know that big beautiful wall hes been working on . The one no one could ever get sflu. Were building a wall. Its a wall nobodys going through my wall. Trump builds walls. I build walls. People will not be able to get through that wall very easily. This is something you cant cut through, you cant use welders to cut it. You cant cut it down. Its the real deal. An unbreakable barrier. Virtually impenetrable. Its going to be impenetrable. Impenetrable. Jimmy well, apparently smugglers in mexico have been sawing right through the wall. With a 99 saw. [ laughter ] we have a very powerful wall. But no matter how powerful you can cut through anything. In all fairness. But we have a lot of people watching. Cutting is one thing but its easily fixed. One of the reasons we did it the way we did it is its very easily fixed. You put it back in. But we have a very powerful wall. But you can cut through any wall. Jimmy right, right, right. Which is why we shouldnt have built it in the first place. They cut through it using a saw you can find at any hardware store. He spent the last four years saying hes going to build a wall nobody will be able to penetrate it. The minute they cut through it hes like, well, yeah, if you buy a saw. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, its hard to only Donnie Wahlberg would be dumb enough to bet his border strategy on mexicans having never been to a home depot. It really is amazing. [ laughter ] one candidate donald trump will not face in 2020 is beto orourke, who ended his president ial campaign over the weekend. Apparently, his base of adults who still skateboard just wasnt big enough. [ laughter ] and hes polling at 1 in iowa, which isnt really even a poll number. 1 is a hydrocortisone cream. [ laughter ] but while beto may have dropped out of the race, he has vowed to keep sending us hundreds and thousands of emails from his campaign until the year 2038. So thatll be nice. Tomorrow night in primetime tomorrow night, we have a muchanticipated event here on abc. The Little Mermaid live. This is a live musical. The stars include queen latifah, john stamos, shaggy, and none other than our very own guillermo has been offered [ cheers and applause ] a part. For real. In the live Little Mermaid. Which is a great idea because he cant dance, act, or sing. He doesnt even know how to swim. [ laughter ] okay . But hes been rehearsing all day. And lets go to him now. He is on the disney lot in burbank. Oh, my goodness. Look at this. He brought friends along. Guillermo, tell us who is there with you right now. Guillermo shaggy and john stamos, jimmy. Jimmy shaggy and john stamos. John, this has got to be a dream come true for you because john, if you dont know, is one of those adults who loves disney far, far too much. Right . Its like a wet dream really. You go to disneyland. Your son kevin said you went last week. Disneyland stuff. Jimmy listen, i went with a little child, and it wasnt last week, it was about three months ago. But i dont want to fight with you, john. Were here to celebrate this outfit youre in. Shaggy, how did you get mixed up in this . I heard they were looking for a crab. Its a crabby job. Jimmy your crab costume looks a little bit like Eddie Murphys delirious outfit. Dude, youre like the third person that told me that. Jimmy guillermo, what are you dressed as . What is that . Im a blowfish, jimmy. Jimmy guys, let me ask you. You guys know how to do this kind of stuff. If guillermo were to forget his guillermo, do you have lines . Guillermo no. No lines. Jimmy good idea. If he were to forget his choreography live, what should he do . Do like us. Jimmy what will you do, shaggy . Just make it up. Jimmy okay. You hear that, guillermo . Just make it up. Just make it up, man. Youre not going to forget, are you, guillermo . Guillermo its not going to happen, jimmy. Jimmy are hootie and the blowfish here tomorrow . Guillermo, come like that tomorrow also. Guillermo all right. Jimmy good luck to you. Break legs and all that stuff. You can see john stamos, shaggy, and guillermo live tomorrow night at 8 00 here on abc. The Little Mermaid. [ cheers and applause ] theyre going to regret that for 100 sure. Now, this is something i know many people have been looking forward to all year. The results of our annual beloved tradition, the halloween candy youtube challenge. This is the ninth time weve done it. [ cheers and applause ] many im told that many of the disappointed kids from the first time we did it in 2011 have now blossomed to become fully grown disappointed adults. And i want to Say Something to those out there who think i do this bays enjoy being mean to kids. That is not i love kids. Not only do i love kids, i have written and illustrated a Childrens Book called the serious goose. Now, this is not a joke. It comes out december 3rd. Its available for preorder now. And all the money i make from it goes to childrens hospitals here in l. A. And around the united states. [ cheers and applause ] so please buy this. It looks like this. The serious goose. And remember that for the next five minutes as we endure the tears of disappointed children. In this years edition of hey, jimmy kimmel, i told my kids i ate all their halloween candy. We ate all your halloween candy. [ crying ] is it okay . No guess what . Guess what . Were just joking. [ screaming ] because of you dummy stupid parents. Mama was just too hungry. I ate all your candy. [ screaming and crying ] why . We hate you oh, my god. I ate it all. Why i ate it all because i was hungry. Ah, ah, ah im joking. Im joking. Why did you i dont know what youre saying. Mommy and daddy ate all of your halloween candy. Is that okay . [ screaming ] we hate all of your candy. Will you forgive me . Yes. But dont do it again. It will make you very sick. You have to poop all that out. Im telling on you. Really. Its not fair julianna. Thats so rude tomorrow im going to eat your stuff. For real. And im not going to give you no goodies. Just buppy. Thats so rude of you. But we were hungry. Well, youve got to eat some vegetables. Not candy. Go now go eat some vegetables. See . You make us sad. Say sorry. Last night i got hungry and i ate all of your halloween candy. Ow are you happy that your candy is not gone . A little bit. But i love you more than candy. Aw. Can i have the bucket . You just want the empty bucket . Aw. You dont eat peoples candy okay. Im really, really sorry. You made me mad. You made me really mad, mommy. I said im sorry. Its okay. Well, thank you. I love you. I love you too. [ crying ] mckenzie. Jimmy kimmel told me to do it. [ screaming ] jimmy kimmel told me to trick you. Whos that . Dont get mad at mommy. Its just jimmy pickle. If i ever see jimmy kimmel i would punch him in the face. Why . He deserves it. What if i do it again tonight . Ill punch him in the wiener. When you have a mouth full of candy right now. And youre crying about more candy. And stop. Wait. Chew whats in your mouth. I dont understand you. [ laughter ] and now what . I ate all of it. Its all gone. Its all gone . You ate all of it. How does it make you feel . Chocolate. Jimmy he said chocolate. [ applause ] chocolate. Okay . Sorry, kids. And thanks to all the parents who participated. Especially those who recorded their videos horizontally. We really appreciate it here on television. [ laughter ] weve got a good show tonight. Luke combs is here with us, and well be right back with sterling k. Brown. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by sprint. . paul switch and get. sprintern the new iphone 11 or iphone 11 pro with amazing allnew camera systems. And now you can get iphone 11 paul . 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Half stack. Taco pack. Lobster mac. Baby back. Pork chop. Soda pop. Kebab. Soursop. Hot pot. Im hungry now. Noodle soup. Cantaloupe. Ice cream scoop. Whipped cream bloop. Dumpling. Chicken wing. Peking. And those crispy onion rings. We are americas kitchen. Doordash. Every flavor welcome. We are americas kitchen. Dubai awaits taste the finer things in life rise above the ordinary travel through time play in the sand celebrate everyday. Fly emirates to dubai. For a world of good times. Fly emirates. Fly better. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, he is the most popular combs since diddy. His album comes out friday. Its called what you see is what you get. Luke combs is here to chat with us and sing for us on the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, mandy moore and josh lucas will be here with music from hootie and the blowfish. And later this week, shia labeouf, the cast of frozen 2 which means kristen bell, idina menzel, josh gad and Jonathan Groff with music from grace potter and the teskey brothers too. So please join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] of all the sterling browns in the world, with all their many middle initials, our first guest tonight is undoubtedly the best. Hes a twotime emmy winner with a new movie called waves opening november 15th. Please say hello to sterling k. Brown. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Im doing fantastic. Jimmy i like this suit. My y lk sharp. Picked up a little something. Thanks. Jimmy did you dress up for halloween . I did not dress up for halloween. I dress up every day. So i took it easy. Jimmy i like that. My kids, my youngest was a power ranger. Jimmy okay. Because evidently theyre still around. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. They wont go away. They wont go away. My oldest was some kind of harbinger of death. Hes house slytherin. So thats his thing. Jimmy he likes the bad guys . He loves the bad guys. Jimmy isnt it interesting when a kid takes a liking to the bad guys . Interesting. He sees draco malfoye and hes like i understand him. [ laughter ] hes like no, but hes just misunderstood. Jimmy does he do that with superheroes too . He likes the villains . His favorite superhero is actually peter parker. Its spiderman. Between peter parker and miles morales. Because both of those movies were [ applause ] and infinity wars. This is not a spoiler. You guys have seen infinity wars. When peter parker goes away. I had to pick him up and put him on my lap because he was convulsing in tears. Jimmy wow. Then in endgame when peter parker came back, hes like, yes i knew tchld i knew it like blang r black panthers hes fine. But peter parker. Jimmy and Martin Scorsese says those movies dont mean anything. They mean a lot. Jimmy when youre out in public trick or treating with your children or whatever, do people recognize you more from this is us or the o. J. Miniseries . You know, its interesting. Sometimes i fool myself into thinking im still kind of inconnegro. [ laughter ] i can walk through life without anybody noticing anything. And then quickly im reminded like oh, no, people know who you are. Right . So if you happen to be in West Hollywood or Beverly Hills at some sort of upscale eatery thats usually going to be like the o. J. Fans and whatnot. Although theyre all over. This is us can be at the vons. Youre at the cvs like getting something. And people just want a hug. You know what im saying . Like they look at you, their eyes immediately back watery, and theyre like could you hug me . And youre like im just trying to get this pringles. You hug it out. [ applause ] jimmy thats nice of you to do. Yeah, man. Jimmy i feel like youre so good in the o. J. Miniseries as Christopher Darden ive almost forgotten like what christopher who Christopher Darden is and youve replaced him. Like you swallowed him up in a way. Have you ever met him . Did you talk to him . So i reached out during filming and i tried to like facebook friend him. Jimmy oh, really . I was like hi, my name is sterling k. Brown, ive been tasked with portraying you on the new miniseries. I didnt hear anything at all. During the whole time shooting never heard anything. And i met him briefly just within this past year at an event that my wife hosted. He was very kind. Very shy. Very quiet. And we didnt say too much. And that was the extent of our interaction. Jimmy were you disappointed that he didnt say much . You know, it was interesting. Like i think everything happens exactly the way that its supposed to. Because if we had met and we just didnt get along at all then i was like oh, now i have to play you. Thats kind of awkward. Et cetera. No. Im not disappointed. Im cool with it. Jimmy good. Youve been an actor for quite some time before people started to know your name and your face and all that. Yeah. Inconnegro. Thats what im saying. [ laughter ] jimmy you did a play what year was the play you did with al pacino . That was like 2002 or 2003. Jimmy and it was an unbelievable cast. Oh, dude. It had billy crudup, paul giamatti, chaz palminteri, steve buscemi, Charles Durning and like me. Jimmy eight of the greatest actors in the world. Absolutely incredible. We had two months of rehearsal for like a fourweek run. Al and i got to know each other by playing chess together. He brought a chess board, and hes like, do you play . Im like yeah, i play lets go. And were playing. And he like talks crap while youre playing. I wouldnt do that [ laughter ] and i was like, all right. But i beat him five times. And he won three times. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, so you took represented. Yeah, but we had so much fun