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KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live July 13, 2024

Gordon sonde land, th gordon sondland. He was the gentleman in the mid of the ukraine negotiation. He initially said he was not involved, he didnt know anything about any quid pro quo. But then two of his colleagues testified that he did, they said he did know trump was withholding military aid in exchange for dirt on the bidens. So sondland did something highly unusual. He revised his testimony. He now says he did know that stuff he said i didnt know last week. He claims his memory was refreshed, and he now recalls telling a top adviser to the president of ukraine that they would not get military aid unless they launched an investigation into the bidens. Gee, i wonder what jogged his memory . Maybe he started taking those yoe mega supplements or something in they say those are very effective against perjury. Which means our president might not be telling the truth. I know, im disappointed in him, too. I really am. And i have more bad news for the president. According to a New Washington abc poll, all Democratic Candidates are polling ahead of him. [cheers and applause] joe biden, 56 . Elizabeth warren, bernie sanders, pete buttigieg, Kamala Harris all lead trump, as do bedbugs, r. Kelly, slow wifi, the late eddie money, honey boo boo, dr. William cosby. Dinner parties where you dont know anyone, matt damon, and mama june all lead trump. Trump isnt worried. The last time he came in second it all worked out fine. To cheer himself up, the president held himself a peppy little rally in kentucky in which he managed to lie about his position on health care and come up with a brandnew slogan all in one sentence. We will always protect patients with preexisting conditions. And we will also protect you with preistiexisting physiciaw about that . Preexisting physicians. First time ive ever said that. Just thought of that. Jimmy well, i believe it. It makes almost no sense at all. But that little detour paled in comparison to this. This is really so embarrassing. This man is so insecure, even though hes standing in front of thousands of people wearing his hats and chanting his name, he still cant resist showering himself with loving praise from an angry old lady named lou dobbs. The great lou dobbs. And he said, when trump took over, president trump, he used to say, trump is a great president. Then he said trump is the greatest president since ronald reagan. Then he said, then he said, no, no. Trump is an even better president than ronald reagan. [cheers and applause] and now hes got me down as the greatest president in the history of our country, including George Washington and abraham lincoln. [ laughter ] jimmy can you imagine, like anyone else in the world talking like that . Stroking themselves so vigorously in front of other people . Its crazy. We have a crazy person running our country, and not only that, hes also still demanding more credit for the military strike on the leader of isis. They can take what we did two weeks ago with the number one terrorist in the world. And they make it look as bad as possible. In fact, i love dogs, but they gave the dog full credit. They didnt give me any, thats okay. The dog got the credit. Jimmy well, it took three years, but our president is finally feuding with a dog. [cheers and applause] you know, donald trump doesnt have a dog, but he claims he likes dogs because it would be unpopular not to like dogs, but he doesnt have a whole lot of good things to say about dogs. Beto quit like a dog. Its hot as hell in this room. Im sweating like a dog. Theyd throw you the hell out like a dog. Im watching marco sweating like a dog, and i see her barking like a dog. Because honestly, he cheated like a dog, just like a dog. He choked, like a dog he choked. He choked, he choked like a dog. Got thrown out of the navy like a dog. He died like a dog. She lied like a dog. No, none other than my friend snoop dogg. Jimmy thats an entirely different dog. But this was not only a scary day for the president , it was a bigly day for his third favorite son, donald jur. Who released hs first book triggered. Everything he tries to do, joe roggin did a year ago. The liberal media, basically, for 18 you get to read his fathers twitter account. One of the more interesting personal tidbits in the book is his defense of accusations that his father is a racist. He wrote, oh, by the way, given all the things my fathers been sold, it seems odd that his son would be allowed to vacation with a black man or hang out with michael jackson, doesnt it . Yes, it does, thats very odd. Nothing says i love my son more than leaving him alone in a room with michael jackson. Your fathers not racist, hes insane. Meanwhile, while all this tumult is tumulting p whe, where in thd is sean spicer . Everybody dance now jimmy look at that. Is that a dance . Hes just as good at dancing as he was at handling the press. Give me a little more of that, will you . Jump, jump, jimmy yeah, and after that dynamic perform arrange se dynamic performance, sean spicer survived and is still on dancing with the stars. No one was more surprised by this stay of execution than his dance partner, jenna. The first couple who is safe is sean and jenna. Jimmy what . Another thats the same face melania made on election night. The judges have now had enough of this sean spicer. Carrie ann and alba openly expressed dismay as to why he was still in this, and they werent at all subtle when they gave the scores. Carrie ann. Its a seven. Jimmy bruno went a little too far, but i guess, sean spicer has become the sanjaya of dancing with the stars. People are voting for him just out of spite. His former boss tweeted for him, you know today is a real election day, last night, trump wrote, vote for sean spicer on dancing with the stars. Hes a great and loyal guy whos working very hard. I hope all these redhatted people remember how passionate they were about this televised chacha contest when one of their sons tells them they want to try out for cabaret. We shared the halloween candy youtube challenge. Parents pretend theyve eaten their kids candy, and the kids lose their minds. Theres one i particularly enjoyed starring a brother and sister duo. Last night we showed part of the video. This is the full video. I want you to pay special attention to the sister. Because the brother is in the foreground, yelling, but the sisters just storming around the house, busting things up. While you guys were at school, i ate all your halloween candy. Why . I was really hungry. Okay, mama. I have a prize for you. Can we have a trickortreat bucket . Heres your buckets. I ate all your candy. Im sorry. You, you, you have a cavity now. You have a cavity now . I ate it all. Mommy, you have a cavity now . No. Im telling on you, really. Thats not fair julianna. Not so good are you. Tomorrow im going to eat your stuff, for real. And im not going to give you any goodies, just papi. Thats so rude of you. I was really hungry. You got to eat some vegetables, not go now go where do i go . Go eat some vegetables. Go, now i hate trick or treating whats wrong with you, julianna . One go now go eat vegetables, now now that was all your fault go smash my trick or treating bucket see, youre making her sad, say sorry. Im sorry. Good jimmy well, thats quite a performance. And i really, i love these kids so much, i wanted to know more about their family, so we tracked them down, and joining us now, please say hello to jana, raoul, and their children. Hi, guys. Hello. Jimmy how are you feeling today, kids . Are you happier . Yes. Jimmy do you know who i am . Yes, we know, jimmy kimmel. Jimmy yes, im the guy who told your parents to pretend they ate all your candy. Were you really mad yesterday . Yeah, we told mommy to eat all her vegetables, and i smashed my trick or treating bucket. Jimmy i saw. You really smashed that bucket up. And now you dont have a bucket for next year, do how much candy did you get for trick or treating this year . Did you get a lot . A hundred thousand. I told mommy, im going to call the police on you. Candy police. Jimmy raoul, why did you ti tell your mom to eat her vegetables . Its healthy. Jimmy oh, its healthy . Its not healthy no, its not. Jimmy raoul, why did you take your shoe off . Because i can hit my mom. Jimmy but you didnt, you werent really, you werent really going to hit your mom with the shoe, were you . You were . Whats your favorite candy . Gum eye wormy jimmy how about you, julianna, what candy. Mommys butt. Jimmy mommys butt. I havent had that. And dad, is your favorite candy also mommys butt . [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] jimmy joanna, are you starting to realize thissa b is bad idea . I think so, yes. I dont care. Jimmy hey, raoul, what did you think when you saw the video of yourself yelling at your mom on tv . You know, julianna, you didnt say one word in that video, now you wont stop talking. All right, kids. Im sorry that you got upset, but it was very funny. Do you think it was funny . Yes. Jimmy raoul says its not funny. Guys, will you do this again next year and see if you can remember it . No, no, no. Jimmy but next year, really eat their halloween candy, okay . Okay. Jimmy thank you. Theres the vai family. Jimmy all right. See, you know candy gets the kids crazy. This is why you should eat it all. We have a great show for you tonight. We have music from hootie and the blowfish josh lucas is here. And well be right back with mandy moore. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. Mm, uh, what do you . Not this. Oh, what am i into . Mostly progressives name your price tool. Helps people find Coverage Options based on their budget. 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Our first guest tonight is a emmynominated actress and popular singer whos worked with everyone from eddie murphy to joey fatone. Next, she finds herself in the middle of world war ii in the new Roland Emmerich movie midway. It opens in theaters friday. Please welcome mandy moore. [cheers and jimmy very good to see you. Great to see you, too. Hi. Jimmy so mandy, the last time you were here, you were talking about climbing mt. Everest. Yes. Jimmy and i advised against that. You did. Im happier to report an i did not climb mt. Everest. That is like a twomonth excursion, but i did trek into everest base camp. I did about a quarter of the trip. Jimmy its a quarter of the way up . 177,600 feet. Jimmy thats pretty high. Pretty high, but everest is the tallest peak in the word, 29,000some feet. Jimmy so you wint a quarter of the way up and then down. I did. Jimmy did you fieel triumphant . That was our goal, just to do the base camp trek. Jimmy i like that, a nice, reasonable goal. It takes a week. You stay at these teahouses along the way. I climbed mt. Kilimanjaro, and you tend to stay in tents along the way up to the summit. But for environmental reasons you stay at these teahouses which are essentially like peoples homes and quasi bed and breakfasts. Its very charming. Jimmy they serve you meals and have beds and stuff like that . Its kind of rustic. You sleep on your sleeping bag, they have yak milk tea, which i became obsessed with and wanted to open a yak farm when i came back home. Im obsessed with yak milk. Jimmy are you sure you werent just starving or malnourished . Probably, yes. Jimmy its good, huh . Its delicious. Jimmy why is it better than cows milk . Cows milk hurts my stomach, but yak milk was fine. Jimmy maybe you have a yak in the yard. A yak in the back yard. Jimmy this is when you got to base camp. Absolutely. Jimmy are you full yak milk in this . Belly full of yak milk. Jimmy your husband didnt come on this trip. He didnt come. Jimmy does he want to do it again . I think he would. Hes so lovely to indulge me in these hiking trips, he had no idea what he was marrying into. Jimmy he stayed home for this one. He did. Jimmy if you do go back with him, the whole way up, youd be we saw this last time. Thats why you never go anywhere with someone when its their second time. Can you go their fifth time, but the second time is no good at all. How long has it been since you recorded an album . Its been ten years since ive released music. Jimmy and now are you currently recording or have you finished recording . I am nearly done with a record, and i released two singles already. Jimmy two singles already . Yes. Jimmy used to be you finished the record and then released the singles. I know. Jimmy how many singles will be on the record . There will be probably ten songs on the record. Jimmy these were the things back ten years ago. Ten years ago you had a compact disc. I dont even have one in my car anymore. The music landscape has changed exponentially sense i la exponentially since i last released music and when i started. Jimmy are your husband is a part of the band dawes. Hes playing on the album. Were going to go on tour together. Its pretty cute. Jimmy is that the excuse he used for not going on the trip . Im working on your record, mandy. Jimmy i have a photograph, and you posted this on instagram recently. This is from when . 1998. It was my high school, freshman homecoming dance. I dont know who told the hairstylist who did my hair it was a good idea to curl those little bits into my mouth. Jimmy its like a bighorned sheep that became depressed or something. Was that like a style at the time . I believe it was. And you can even see the little hairs here are crisscrossed, too. Like it was happenin for 98. Jimmy is that problematic when youre eating or whatever . It seems like that might be. I think it want i think i tucked them behind my ears at some point in the evening. Jimmy how long after this did you start making music professionally . Six months after that. Jimmy six months after that. You were just a baby. Just a little baby, yeah, i know. Ive been doing this for 20 years now. I feel like an old woman. [ applause ] jimmy must be the yak milk thats really brought you back to life. Its fortified me, yes. Jimmy you toured with backstreet boys. And n sync. Jimmy and n sync. I went from watching those guys on trl to like six months later opening up for them. It was completely bizarre. Jimmy did you love them . I loved them. Jimmy which of the bands did y you really love. Backstreet boys. I oscillated between nick carter and a. J. When i wanted the bad boy rocker, a. J. Was my dude. But when i wanted the sensitive, floppyhaired cute one, it was nick. Jimmy and in a way, theyve reversed roles now, havent they . They kind of have, yeah. Jimmy thats pretty crazy. 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Click, call or visit a store today. Thank you. Youre welcome. How long have you been married . Long enough to know my husbands talents. Why isnt he commanding a squadron . Well, i dont make those decisions. I understand before the war when it was about politics. But now . I told you she was a firecracker. I have to say i often wondered what kind of woman would marry dick best. Well, you have not disappointed. Jimmy that is mandy moore in midway. It opens in theaters, friday. The movie opens on pearl harbor, the attack on pearl harbor and ends with the attack on midway. Where did you shoot the movie . We shot the movie in hawaii . Jimmy the whole movie . Most of the movie. I was sadly on the set for five days, i was in the final filming of this is us. And they let me out to be a part of this incredible film and incredible ensemble. Jimmy how old are you in this is us right now . Last season i played 1685 and everything in between. Im not even joking, i wish i was. This year we focussed a lot more on present day. I played a 70yearold. Its less time in the makeup chair, but it means i get to work with my adult children, with sterling and jessie. Jimmy you are friendly with mayor pete buttigieg. I am. Jimmy how did that happen . How did you become friendly with him . And how long has this been going on . I am a massive fan and supporter of pete buttigieg. Hes my boy. I went to a Campaign Event before he actually announced, when he was and i happened to meet his husband. Jimmy his what . And we split into each others dms and became good friends, and anytime he comes to los angeles we try to make time for each other. Hes wonderful. Ive ubered him around, im his chaperone when hes in town, great. Jimmy to your point of entry was through chastin. I was like, how does it go, h e heres my phone number. Not with a candidate. But the spouse absolutely has more time. Although their lives have changed exponentially. Jimmy are you super interested in the election . Yes, its top of mind. I think its essential. We all have an incredible responsibility coming up in the next year. So its, yeah. Its something i think about all the time. Jimmy is it one of those things bec

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