Way. We have moved past watergate into floodgate. This was an incredible day. We heard live testimony today from the key man in the middle of all this. Trumps ambassador to the eu, Gordon Sondland. This is not a never trumper. This is not a civil servant. This is not a democrat. This is one of trumps wealthiest donors, a wealthy hotel magnate, who was given the position after he donated a Million Dollars to Trumps Campaign fund. He was the quid pro quo in the quo. So today sondland took the stand and said this. I know that members of this committee frequently frame these complicated issues in the form of a simple question. Was there a quid pro quo . As i testified previously, with regard to the requested white house call and the white house meeting, the answer is yes. Jimmy and just like that, Donald Trumps defense disappeared faster than he downs a bucket of kfc. It was [cheers and applause] i mean, it doesnt make sense. Its, this doesnt make sense. He tweeted so many times, there was no quid pro quo. Look at all these tweets theyre all right there and not only, did he tweet it, he said it, too. There was no quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. Jimmy im impressed that he can say it. [cheers and applause] i will say that. Doesnt it sound like hes yelling through a broken burger king drive through window. It would appear our president has been caught orangehanded. And i dont think i tell you something. I dont think gordon sopd landl getting his Million Dollars back. I really dont. Its poetic watching donald trump get taken down by a bald man. He said i pressed ukraine for an investigation at the express direction of the president. Sondland screwed the president so thoroughly today. Trump to shut up. Somebodys going to pay for this and it may be americas mayor. Mr. Giuliani conveyed that President Trump wanted a Public Statement from president zelinsky, committing to investigations of burisma and the 2016 election. Mr. Giuliani expressed those requests directly to the ukrainians, and mr. Giuliani also expressed those requests directly to us. We all understood that these prerequisites for the white house call and the white house meeting reflected President Trumps desires and requirements. Jimmy thats big. That could be the nail in giulianis coffin, which is especially problematic, because thats where he sleeps. And sondland said he and others did not want to work with giuliani, but they had to play the hand they were dealt by the president , and this is maybe the President Trumpiest part of the whole deal. Sondland testified the president wanted ukrainian, the ukrainians to announce an investigation into the bidens, but they didnt actually to do the investigation, kind of like if you announce youre going to build a wall, and, you know . Sondland said trump didnt seem to care if the investigations actually took place. Which is how you, which is how you know he really cares about corruption in the ukraine, but he just wanted people to know that these guys were looking at joe biden. Like signing up for a marathon. You just want to post about it on instagram. Giuliani wasnt the only one in the loop. Guess who else was in the loop, too. Everyone was in the loop. Jimmy everyone. Everyone was in the loop. The president. The vice president. Secretary of state, chief of staff. Rick perry, john bolton, quite a list. And today they all went under the bus. There wasnt even room for all of them. They had to go under in shifts. Poor mike pence. The one time they let mike pence in the loop, its a federal crime. This kind of tells you all you need to know about how things went today. Look at these headlines. Vice president pence left d. C. Area minutes after sondland started testifying. Mike pompeo seeking for a safe exit from state after senate run. If they are currently in the trump administration, it was a damning day. Where does their leais leave th ranking republican in the house . Devin nunes had to dig extra deep. In fact he had to go all the way back to the revolutionary war. Finally, the democrats fake outrage that President Trump used his own channel to communicate with ukraine. Remind my friends on the other side of the aisle that our first president , george washington, directed his own diplomatic channels to secure a treaty with great britain. If my democratic colleagues were around in 1794, theyd probably want to impeach him, too. [ laughter ] jimmy you know, i think devin nunes may have studied history at trump university. Hes an imbecile. Watch his face when they break for recess after sondland blew the whole place up. That concludes our 45 minutes. I now recognize mr. Why dont we take a five or ten minute break. Thank you. All right, so that was explosive testimony there. Jimmy thats the same face trump made the day don jr. Was born. Its a sad face. Its a very sad face. [cheers and applause] i have to say, this Gordon Sondland is an interesting character. One of the lighter moments today was when he weighed in on what he said during a call with trump. You confirmed to President Trump that you were in ukraine at the time and that president zelinsky, quote, loves your ass, unquote. Do you recall saying that . Yeah, it sounds like something i would say. [ laughter ] jimmy thats about as gordie as it gets. It was a historic day. Not only was there a chat about the president s bottom. It set a record for most impeachment mentions of the hiphop star. A ap rocky. A ap rocky. A ap rocky. A ap rocky. A ap rocky. Jimmy more rockies than sylvester stallone. I dont think we can overstate how unusual that is. That would be if the large portion of watergate hearings revolved around sly and the family stone. President trump was in his office eating cans of diet coke. He charged out to the white house lawn to try to shome how claim a victory. Im going to have a quick comment on whats going on in terms of testimony with ambassador sondland, and i just noticed one thing, and i would say that means its all over. Jimmy well, i hope youre right about that. [cheers and applause] from your greasy lips to gods ears. Im sure youre surprised to learn that trump now claims he doesnt really know Gordon Sondland. I dont know him very well. I havent spoken to him much. This is not a man i know well, seems like a nice guy, though. But i dont know him well. He was with other candidates. He actually supported other candidates, not me. Came in late. Jimmy why do i get the feeling when this presidency ends trump will claim hes never heard of donald trump. His big defense now is the new defense is that he told sondland, no quid pro quo. But, of course, he said that after the whistleblower blew, when he was desperately trying to cover his tracks. But heres my response. Now, if you werent fake news, youd cover it properly. I said to the ambassador in response, i want nothing. I want nothing. I want no quid pro quo. Tell zelinsky, president zelinsky to do the right thing. So heres my answer. I want nothing. I want nothing. I want no quid pro quo. Tell zelinsky to do the right thing. Then he says, this is the final word from the president of the united states. I want nothing. Thank you, folks, have a good time. Jimmy you know usually when trump screams i want nothing is when the white house orders salad for lunch. But he doesnt seem okay. Has anyone considered the possibility that that unscheduled visit he made to walter reed over the weekend was to get his doctor to implant a cyanide tooth . In the meantime, as if that all wasnt enough political theater, there was a democratic debate tonight, this is the first debate ever to begin with a round of tequila shots. Why are they even having a debate today . The white house is imemployeding. Just take a knee and run out the clock. The previous debate had 12 candidates on the stage. Tonight it was narrowed down to ten. Next time it will be widened back up to 12. The debate was held at tyler perrys studios in atlanta. That was from interesting, because if were you to take cory booker, elizabeth warren, Bernie Sanders and Kamala Harris and mash them all together, you would get madea. [cheers and applause] but no one cares about the debate tonight. The big story of the day was Gordon Sondland and his testimony. He gave several hours on the stand. They covered a lot. But i still have questions. So we tracked him down, and hes joining us now from washington, d. C. Thank you for join being us tonight, ambassador. Oh. Ambassador. [cheers and applause] ambassador, are you, are you still at the hearing . Thats correct. Jimmy i thought it ended hours ago. It did, but im afraid to leave. Jimmy why are you afraid to leave . Do you think the president is angry with you. Hes angrier than Greta Thunberg in the guys committed more crimes than Jeffrey Epstein at an American Girl doll store. The president s more redhanded than Robert Krafts masseuse. Who i know personally. Hes more crooked than Michael Jacksons penis. Allegedly. Jimmy i think we get the point. I think we get the point here. About the president. The only thing hes obstructed more than justice are his own arteries. Ive personally seen the president dip his cheeseburgers in mayonnaise. He makes the security guy, guillermo, look like wilber valderrama. Jimmy for those unfamiliar with your history, how did you come to become the ambassador to the eu . Interesting story. Have you heard of money . Jimmy yeah, yes. I gave trump a lot of that. Jimmy okay. And he made meet ambassador. Thats how it works. Its called a quid pro quo, jimmy, google it. Jimmy i will. And i know you have the testimony, but how would you describe your relationship with the president today . Hmm. Uh, id say its a ap rocky. Jimmy because the president is now saying he doesnt really know you. Seriously . Who let the dogs out jo jimmy what is that, your phone . Its probably giuliani butt dialing me again. Jimmy well wait if you want to take the call. [ bleep ] im going to rip out your heart and cover it in arbys horsy sauce. Ill have to get back to you. That was my wife. Jimmy where do you think you will gae from hero from here . Ill be doing what any disgraced member of the administration would do. 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Tonight, his live and soontobe on netflix show is called the new one, Mike Birbiglia is here. You can see the new one live through sunday at the ahmanson theater here in l. A. And on netflix starting tuesday. Tomorrow night, Billie Eilish will be here, Taylor Kitsch will join us, and well have music from jessie reyez. So please. Jimmy us our first guest is already the biggestselling solo artist of all time. And now, hes offering his music in bulk. The legacy collection box set includes seven vinyl albums, seven cds, and a 12pack of premium paper towels too. Please welcome the one and only garth brooks. [cheers and applause] jimmy youre being hailed welcome, garth. Look at you. How you doin . What do you snemean . Listen to that, how do you think im doing. Jimmy i always appreciate you stopping by here. This is fun, thank you. Jimmy the tour is polar opposite. Youre doing these dive bars and huge stadiums simultaneously. Its fantastic. Jimmy does it keep you off balance . Or is it just the same . Everything is a dive bar, just what size is it . Jimmy in a way, those stadiums, the bathrooms are both disgusting. [ laughter ] theres just no difference. Its loud in both of them. Its fun. Dont make me pick one over the other, then were going to get into size matters, were not supposed to think that, but it does. Its pretty cool. Jimmy when you were just starting out, did you play little bars like that . Those little divy . You bet you. A lot different now than then. Jimmy how so . Nobody was there until you had one single. 90 minutes, one single. Youd play three or four times a night. And each time theyd act like it was the first time theyd heard it, and it was so sweet. Now you go in there, thank gods packed and you have a list this long. They know every song. Start it, they finish it. Easiest gig on the planet. Jimmy did you ever, in those early days, feel like, oh, no, this is a bad place for me to be in. I might actually be in danger here . Oh, yeah, its a honky tonk, everybodys in danger. We played this one gig. I kept waiting to get to oklahoma. Of the seven guys that started, five of us are still together. We brought some buddies down from northern oklahoma. Here it comes, two, three songs in, the fight starts. Two band members already in it. The next thing i know, the whole place is burning. The whole place burned down. Jimmy on fire. We didnt get paid that night. That was another day on the tour, man. Jimmy so youre saying the worst gigs are when the venue burns down at the end. No, im saying the best gigs are when the building burns down. Jimmy the best. [cheers and applause] dive bar is also the name of a duet with blake shelton. Yes. Jimmy you mentioned oklahoma, you both are from oklahoma. You both are in relationships with famous female singers. What else . Anything else in common . Youre both, you know, you do the same thing for a living. Yeah, man, if youre texting him, you can always find him in the deer stand. Thats where im at. Jimmy he answers texts from the deer stand . Mmhm. Jimmy i guess texting isnt noisy. That would make sense. We released the video, and i said hey, man are you watching whats going on here . No, is something wrong in where are you . Im in the deer stand. Jimmy you both are huge forces in music come together to do the song. Is it something youve been working on for a while . No, i saw him do gods country and i thought he did great and i called him up. You could tell he was listening to what he was singing. Thats first thing about a performer, entertainer is sincerity. Just loved him. Got with him in the studio. He was great. Jimmy youve won entertainer of the year seven times i think, the most ever. Whos second after you, do you know . I have no idea. Im a George Strait fan. I think george is the only guy whos won it three different decades. Hes like the king. You try not to keep up with the numbers. Just lucky were still in if this long. People for some reason show up. Jimmy i want to ask you about this box set, because its very heavy. What is in this . Vinyl. Jimmy boots in here . Whats going on . Can you believe vinyl is back . [cheers and applause] jimmy because people like, especially now, theyre yearning for a different time. But were your albums, your first album for sure was on vinyl. Mmhm. Jimmy were other albums on vinyl . You can find them in europe mixed together and stuff, the first one was pure vinyl. Jimmy these are not vinyl reissues. This is the first time, when we came out of retirement and came back, the question was, when are you going to release stuff on vinyl. I went [ laughter ] jimmy do you have a record player in your house . Everybody does. Thats kind of the thing now. Jimmy not everybody does. Its one of those things that requires a lot of space. Yeah, but im tellin you right now. Forget garth brooks vinyl. 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Jimmy would you go to the moon if you had the opportunity . My thing is, its not where you play, its whos waiting for you when you get there. [cheers and applause] so wherever theres people who love Country Music or garth brooks stuff, i dont care how many, count me in. Jimmy what about a new garth brooks album . Youve been working on one. It will come out, its got dive bar on it, all day long. Jimmy its done . Yes. Jimmy youre just holding it for the summertime. And its fun. Jimmy what about chris gaines, is he okay . Chris gaines is fine. We dont let him out much. Jimmy if Arnold Schwarzenegger could be the terminator again, you could certainly revisit chris gaines. I got to tell you, man, we can talk about it all day, but never have i been more proud of any music ive done than this project right there, that thing, i love that. Jimmy thats fun for you. Its a lot of fun. Jimmy the first time i met you was a long time ago, really long time ago, maybe 25 years ago, maybe, you were in a hotel lobby, wearing a baseball cap, and i actually called my sister, i just saw garth brooks in a baseball cap, youre known for wearing this cowboy hats. Jimmy black cowboy hat. Now i thought it might be fun, and you dont have to be do this if youre not interested. But i know this is your thing, your hat, but ive got some other hats here. [cheers and applause] jimmy theyre not cowboy hats. Sure, okay. All right. Jimmy i thought it might be fun to see what they look like, all right . Okay. Okay. Jimmy so this, this is a, you know, viking hat, you might i know how to do theiis. Pretty simple. Im going to pass the one im wearing to you, every time, got it . [cheers and applause] jimmy i have a pretty big head. Youve go youve got the biggest head imaginable. My head is being devoured. Let me see this thing. Well gi well just get it good. Now try it on, big man. Jimmy now i look like a pilgrim. There it is [cheers and applause] jimmy this has backfired. You pass that over to me, ill pass that one over to you. How do i look . Jimmy you look ridiculous. I like the cowboy hat better. Okay . Oh, thats [cheers and applause] thats not bad. It matches the gray in your goatee, actually. Its not a bad look for you. Oh, it does, doesnt it . Jimmy all right, we got that. Now, this is classic. Oh, ho, ho, ho, thats sweet. [cheers and applause] jimmy thats not a bad look for you, either. I feel smart. Jimmy its a little bit like a slash kind of, you know what im saying . All right. Sherlock holmes. I like this one. That way you dont know whether youre coming or going in this one. Jimmy ill take that one from you. That actually, thats you. Thats pretty sweet. Jimmy i like this look. Monopoly guy. I know your wife tricia does a lot of cooking. Oh, i thought that was underwear. Jimmy no. All right, lets try this. Does it go this way or this brrrgg, brggg. 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Hes a tough guy to follow. He went nuts, they went nuts when he said he was going to give them the book, ill give you my book [cheers and applause] jimmy you better write a book. Youve been in l. A. How long now . About a month . About four weeks, got six more shows left over. Its been my best. Ive always had a weird relationship with like hollywood, and ive never felt sort of comfortable but recently, my wife and i started going when were here to the beach. And thats nice and weve spent time with you and your family and the beach this winter. And i dont know if you realize this, you got, jimmy got me hooked. People know hes obsessed with family, a lot of your family members work on the show. But youre also obsessed with my family. And im like everyones family. And you got me hooked on ancestry. Com in a way that is really unnerving where were on the beach and youre like, whats your dads middle name. And i go, paul, and you go whats his birthday, and i go july 31st. And youre like, check this out, and then you created, you created an ancestry. Com profile for me. Jimmy yes. In real time. This is not an ad. If anything, its a cautionary tale, because i went home that night, and i was up till 5 00 in the morning. You get completely addicted. Youre like, theres a clue theres a leaf and then my wife got addicted. And then they were like, whos cousin claire . It says shes on the 1920 census, but nobodys heard of her maybe its, its madness. Jimmy who is cousin claire . Did you figure it out . Shes on the census, but no one knows who she is. But its this thing i got totally addicted to. And then jen and i, after about four days of being completely glued to this, we went cold turkey, and then my breother, a few weeks ago who runs my company, he calls me and says hey, you got a really big bill from ancestry. Com. Are you still doing that . Jimmy what, are they charging you by the uncle . Yeah, the auto renewed the thing. So i had to cut myself off. But youre like, youre in the family. Jimmy also im ocd. So its a nice little combination of things. I just wanted to know what was going on in your family, and it wound up there. Its very possible were related. Because were both brooklyn. Jimmy italian. Italians, so yeah. Jimmy but i feel like wed know by now. I do have a cousin claire. Do you know her . How many times, by the way, your show is fantastic. Its so funny. Thanks. Thank you so much. Youve been so supportive. Jimmy how many times have you performed it now . Like, like almost 500 times. And then probably in some form like about a thousand times. Work shopping it. Jimmy a thousand times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy you probably have a lot of big stars come to your show, but i mean, this is pretty big. Brad pitt came to your show. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy your first show. Thats, thats a fission expression i have, called playing it cool. I, i am so embarrassed of that photo. Jimmy by the way. You know, thats my wife. Jimmy yeah, seems to be tucking herself right in there to brad. She is, her face is so close to his chest. Thats my wife jen, and he was so sweet. He came, he came backstage and we talking and they go, mike, you have to go out and sign, jen and i wrote a book together, it comes out mothers day, they preorder ie, preorder, i sign a poster in the lobby. And i said to the stage manager, can you grab jen . Shes supposed to sign too. And the stage manager goes back and shes still talking to brad. Jimmy mmhm. And says, excuse me, mike wants to see you. And then she comes out, and i never thought in my whole life id hear the words from my wife, she said you ruined my conversation with brad pitt. You know, i defend that. Because im just trying to save my marriage here. You know, its like, youre in hollywood. Next thing you know, you have brad pitt hitting on your wife. What about the regular people. Jimmy yeah, what are you going to do . [ bleep ]. Jimmy if brad pitt wants your wife, you just have to give lett her to him. You got a nice review in the l. A. Times, except for one weird part. You want to read that . If the new one is ever adapted into a movie, paul rudd must star. Paul rudd must star do you, this town of los angeles is so celebrity focussed. You show up in this town, and you perform. You get out, you go hey, im an actor. I got a show. I made a movie off one of these shows, and they go, you know what, this would be good if it had johnny depp. But no. Jimmy is paul interested . The project . I instagramed that quote from the los angeles times. And the review is very sweet and charles mcnultys a great critic whom i like. But i instagramed the thing and the next morning, paul rudd emailed me and said do i have to audition. Jimmy of course not, hes ant man. You cant audition ant man. So sunday is the show. Are there other big celebrities planning to show up for the show . Whats going on there . I dont, well. Jimmy what are the audiences in l. A. Like. Whats funny about this, the last time i was here i played the wilshire, this is a prestigious, broadway series. If you get tickets to this its because you also got tickets to book of mormon or whatever. Jimmy you get a package. A lot of people dont know theyre coming to see me. Theyre coming to see whatever. Most of them are great. And some of them are asleep. And thats demoralizing. Jimmy yeah, thats no good. Because youre out there doing your thing. And someones like dreaming. Dreaming of being at sandals resort in the bahamas or something. And then you have to keep going. You cant, you know, you cant, and then i walk out to sign stuff in the lobby afterwards and half the people there are subscribers, so they dont even know who i am. Im just in a different shirt. They dont even know im walking with them. Im hearing them talk about me. Theyre like, i liked it. The guy in front of me was snoring so thats like a thing. Jimmy well, unless youre, if youre under 80 years old, you will have a great time at the new one. Playing at the ahmanson theater in los angeles through sunday and his special of the same name premieres tuesday on netflix. And well return with music from garth brooks. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the amg fourdoor coupe. What are you searching a version of myself who doesnt make decisions based on fear . No, what streaming apps are you searching for . Oh. Because you have xfinity flex. It puts your apps in one place, and it comes with your internet. Try it kung fu panda. Ah. You have kids . Nope. Xfinity flex a personalized streaming dashboard thats simple, easy, awesome. Get started with xfinity internet for 29. 99 a month for 12 months and add a flex 4k streaming device on us. Click, call or visit a store today. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mernz the best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Mike Birbiglia. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first, this is his boxset, the legacy collection. Here with the song aint goin down til the sun comes up, garth brooks [cheers and applause] six oclock on friday evening momma doesnt know shes leaving til she hears the screen door slamming rubber squealing gears ajamming local country station just a b on the radio o the roo mommas on the t heerpo get your red head back in bed before the morning nine oclock the show is ending but the fun is just beginning she knows hes anticipating but shes gonna keep him waiting grab a bite to eat and then theyre heading to the honkytonk but loud crowds and line dancing just aint what they really want drive out to the boondocks and park down by the creek hey where its George Strait til real late dancing cheek to cheek aint going down til the sun comes up aint giving in til they get enough going round the world in a pickup truck aint going down til the sun comes up ten til twelve is wine and dancing midnight starts the hard romancing one oclock that truck is rocking two is coming still no stopping break to check the clock at three theyre right on where goingant to be that roosters crowing yeah they aint going down until the sun comes up aint giving in until they get enough going round the world in a pickup truck aint going down til the sun comes up six oclock on saturday her folks dont know his on his way the stalls are clean the horses fed they say shes grounded til shes dead well here he comes around the bend slowing down shes jumping in hey mom your daughters gone and there they go again hey aint going down until the sun comes up aint giving in until they get enough going round the world in a pickup truck aint going down til the sun comes up [cheers and applause] yeah yeah [cheers and applause] yeah aint going down til the sun comes up aint goin down till the sun comes up aint goin down till the sun give it to me comes up yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah this is nightline. 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