They had to put in the backup quarterback for the final snap. And of course people were very upset about this. Former redskins quarterback Joe Theismann wrote, how do you miss the last snap of a game because youre taking selfies . Thats unprofessional and wrong. Unprofessional and wrong. Both of those things. [ laughter ] the guys 22 years old. He heard it was time for the snap. He probably thought they meant snapchat and he went [ laughter ] elsewhere in washington it was a busy few days for our dear misleader. On friday trump plasd a call to fox friends and talked almost nonstop for 53 minutes straight. He didnt even pause for a chicken leg. He just went on and on. [ laughter ] he had a nice long chat with his friends. And then later in the day smoked a peace pipe with perhaps his fiercest republican opponent. We got almost 6 million kids addicted to nicotine. And theyre getting addicted to nicotine because of flavors. Putting out cotton candy flavor and what is it, unicorn poop flavor. This is kid product. That we have to put the kids first. Jimmy that was ranch dressing flavor. He couldnt resist. Ait has been a tumultuous month but the president tried hard to change the focus today by welcoming conan the dog, who took part in the raid that killed the leader of isis. This is conan. Right now probably the worlds most famous dog. I dont think i have to use the word probably. And conan is a incredible its an incredible story. I learned a lot about this particular type of dog. And its its trained that if you open your mouth you will be attacked. [ laughter ] jimmy all of a sudden hes the khaleesi with his attack dog conan. [ laughter ] although its funny trump didnt touch conan during the visit he just kept his arms at his sides. But the Vice President mike pence is giving him a friendly pet. The whole thing. It was nice to see trumps dogs playing together. It really was. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the president gave conan the dog a plaque, which im sure he will treasure, and presented cone wynn a medal. You know what kind of medal the president gives a dog . The medal of fleadom. [ laughter ] [ rimshot ] thank you. Thanks, everybody. I never even graduated college. So today trump hosted a dog and tomorrow hell preside over the annual pardoning of the turkeys. Trump will pardon two turkeys tomorrow. Their names are bread and butter. Bread and butter arrived in washington, d. C. Yesterday. Theyre staying at a hotel. The Willard Hotel near the white house. When the president finds out they didnt stay at the trump hotel he might not give them the pardons. We might be about to see a couple of turkeys get sent to guantanamo bay. But there they are on the bed. Is there any sadder person than the maid who has to clean the room after turkeys sleep over . [ laughter ] their big day is tomorrow. And then the next turkey to get pardoned will probably be Rudy Giuliani, the president s lawyer. [ laughter ] [ applause ] who after a brief period in hiding is back out there talking to fox news and continuing with these vague threats of insurance in the event that hes betrayed by his orange friend. All of these comments, which are totally insulting, i mean, ive seen things written like hes going to throw me under the bus. When they say that i say he isnt but i have insurance. Jimmy thats not the first time hes said that, by the way, that he has insurance against the president. Of course thats got people going online. Then giuliani had to tweet to clarify that he was kidding. He wrote, truth alert. Never good when you have to alert people youre about to tell the truth. But the statement i made several times of having an insurance policy if thrown under bus is sarcastic and relates to the files in my safe about the biden familys fourdecade monday tiges of his office. If i disappear it will appear immediately along with my rico chart. Thats a mafia reference because of course it is. And the message from Rudy Giuliani is please do not kill me because if you do my ghost will embarrass you i guess . I dont know. [ laughter ] all i know is this is our president s lawyer. This is also not a good weekend for one of team trumps most devoted disciples, congressman devin nunes, who you know, watching these impeachment hearings i keep wondering why this guy, who clearly knows hes on the wrong side, would defend the president so fiercely. It now appears that devin nunes, whos the ranking republican on the house intelligence committee, which is investigating whether trump tried to dig up dirt on joe bide nen ukraine, may have flown on the taxpayers dime last year to dig up dirt on joe biden in ukraine. I dont even think the word hypocrisy covers it anymore. This is the hipocalypse were living through. Lfr the lawyer for one of his goons, lev parnas, said his client can testify that nunes met with a former ukrainian prosecutor named Viktor Shokin to try to get something on biden which is pretty much what the president was trying to do. This must be a touchy subject because yesterday devin nunes wouldnt even answer questions about it on fox news. Were you in vienna with shokin . Yeah, so look, maria, i really want to answer all of these questions. And i promise you i absolutely will come back on the show and answer these questions. I cant compete by trying to trying to debate this out with the public media when 90 of the media are totally corrupt. Jimmy so the answer, in other words, is yes, he did. Yeah. [ laughter ] nunes is now threatening to sue cnn and the daily beast for reporting on this. What a snowflake. What an oily little snowflake he is. And just to put a cherry on top, you know the big Conspiracy Theory nunes is pushing that the democrats used a Company Called crowdstrike to hide a server with hillarys emails . Guess who the Republican Congressional Campaign committee currently employs to handle their cybersecurity. You dont have to guess because its crowdstrike. Thats right. We dont need the show succession on hbo. This thing is succession, the sopranos, breaking bad, and borat all rolled into one. [ laughter ] and with all this happening, with all the plot twists, all the interesting new characters are being introduced, yesterday we got a visit from an old favorite. Former White House Press secretary sarah huckabeyonce uncorked what might be her most brazen lie yet. Idea that he can only take in one or two bullets is absurd. Ive watched him consume massive amounts of information, process it quickly, make a decision they go on about he doesnt read briefings and whatever. How does he he reads more than anybody i know. [ laughter ] jimmy you must know some really dumb people, then. [ laughter ] she doesnt know that flipping through a menu from the Cheesecake Factory doesnt count as reeding, right . She doesnt even work for him anymore. Now shes just lying for free. Donald trump doesnt read. And it has nothing to do with being president or being too busy. You remember years ago when he was asked about his favorite authors . Who are your favorite authors . Well, i have a number of favorite authors. I think tom wolfe is excellent. Did you read vanity of the bonfires . I did not. Its a phenomenal book. What book are you reading now . Bonfire of the vanities. Im reading my own book again because i think its so fantastic. Whats the best book youve read beside art of the deal . I really like tom wolfes last book. And i think hes a great author. Hes done a beautiful job. Which book . His current book. His current book thats just out. Bonfire of the vanities. Yes. The man has done a very, very good job. I really cant hear with this earphone, by the way. Jimmy right, right. Now, if youll excuse me, im late for my imaginary book club. [ laughter ] meanwhile, another democrat, former new york mayor michael bloomberg, has officially launched a president ial campaign. Bloomberg is spending more than 30 million on tv ads, which is a small part of his 53 billion fortune. Michael bloomberg believes that the best person to beat a fake billionaire from new york is a real billionaire from new york. And this is from his website. Hes even got a website. A new choice for democrats. Just what the democrats need. Another choice. [ laughter ] democrats need another choice like starbucks needs another location. [ laughter ] but you know theyre serious because bloomberg, they already have tote bags with mike on them for 22. 40. All the items on his website have weird prices. I like mike onesie for 22. 25. A hoodie for 50. 95. A yard sign for 9. 05. He priced these like hes a contestant on the price is right or something. [ laughter ] and even though hes getting into the game late dont underestimate mike moomberg. This guy was a popular mayor and hes gotties pla in spades. Pete wants to know whats my favorite pizza. Thin crust, very well done, even burnt, with pepperoni on it. Isnt even close. Jimmy i think we might need to take instagram away from old people. [ laughter ] so mike bloomberg, he eats pepperoni, hes not kosher at all. Its got to get somebodys vote. Weve got a great show for you tonight. From the new movie a Beautiful Day in the neighborhood, tom hanks is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] it doesnt get any better than that. And tom is the best. He plays mr. Rogers in a movie every decent american wants to see. And whenever theres a movie Everyone Wants to see we run it by our inhouse movie critic yehya. No one loves the stars more than yehya and here he is again tonight talking about the movie a Beautiful Day in the neighborhood. Action hi, its me yehya. I talk about the movie mr. Roger. Its a Beautiful Day in this neighborhood a Beautiful Day for a neighbor i think mr. Roger hes like tv its called very old. Its called simpson street. Simpson street for the kids, you know all the the big one is named big duck. You know. The red one is named brad. And the blue one, cookie man. Okay. Mr. Roger, hes tom hanks. He do that movie. Hes big star and you do a lot a lot of movie with steven skeelbirg. He live in airport. He shave his hair sit in the chair too. Also tv show buddy for the boob. And they dot movie in the seattle and he cannot sleep. Hes in the movie also with the dog love him a lot. Hes in the boif bad with the young guy. He play the shoes with his bad. And the piano on the floor. Boom. Mr. Roger, he sound is Beautiful Day for the neighborhood, its Beautiful Day for the neighborhood, its Beautiful Day for my all my neighbor around the city, around the area. Around the freeway around the ground too, the people die its beautiful. Please wont you be my neighbor go see the movie mr. Roger. Its good movie good luck what i say . Thats it or more . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, yehya. All right. Tonight on the show we have music from Brittany Howard. Jameela jamil is here. Well be right back with tom hanks dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by sprint. , i turned my iphone 6s into the new iphone 11. Its true, trade in an iphone 6s or newer in any condition and youll get the powerful new iphone 11 for just 0 a month when you switch to sprint. Yeah, an iphone 6s for an iphone 11. Or trade in your beloved iphone 7, trusty iphone 8, amazing iphone x. Take them all to 11. See, i told you, magic. Repeat after me. Hi am grateful. Audience i am grateful. 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This is the you might still be in the phase of its really itchy. And its kind of like bugs you. Is this a voluntary length of your beard . I keep it trimmed back, yeah. I did this for a gig. It gets to a point where there is its just a pain in the ass but then it reaches this Critical Mass and its okay. One of the things that happens you find it itches so much, you could be at a fancy dinner Party Without even knowing it, your hand has found the salad fork and starts going like this. [ laughter ] jimmy not really, no. No, no, ive done it a million times. And im sitting there going like, this thats interesting, mr. President. And my wife will say you are sticking a fork into your beard. I say i am not. Oh, my god and put it down. But you cant it just gets you. But then it goes ah. And now youre either youre either ulysses s. Grant or youre brewing craft beer. [ laughter ] jimmy this is a good time to have a nice white beard. Christmas time. A little kringley. Im going to cut it. This is for a gig i have, one day of shooting i have to dpop and then by fiat and family vote it has to come off. Jimmy your family doesnt like it . Rita doesnt care for . Rita divides our marriage into eras of beard or no beard. Dont even mention castaway. [ laughter ] even just like the sully mustache, she goes, ew. Jimmy the sully mustache was a little weird, but i think the beard works very well. Okay. Thank you. I am going to take it down. When i grow a beard i will try to do various looks and just get a picture of it. Like i want to do the guy just out of prison. You know, just do a thing like that. Ill do that. Then ill do the elvis impersonator. That kind of thing. But i want to get a burt reynolds, you know, bow mustache, the one that comes down. Get a picture of that. Jimmy just be careful because the final stage of that, of course, is a little hitler mustache. [ laughter ] i would call that the charlie chaplin, you idiot. Im not going to say, you nknow [ applause ]. Ill put a little top hat on. Have you seen the little mustache . You are such a jaded talk show host. Jimmy glass half empty. I get it. Jimmy i dont know if you know this. Where were you shooting this movie . Oh, we were in new mexico. Vast stretches of new mexico. Jimmy out in the field, the desert. So far away there was no cell phone service. You had to go climb a thing called lone butte to get two bars. Jimmy really . Yeah. Climb lone butte, you see some producer up there going like this. Looks like rain, were going to have to shoot on saturday. But we were out on these theres a vast movie history to new mexico. Jimmy to that area. Ames ranch and bonanza creek. All these places where really famous movies have jimmy you love that stuff, right . Okay. So we were shooting a scene and all the grips. You know, all the crew knows. And they will say you know, this is the ranch where bruce dern killed john wayne in the cowboys. And just like that it becomes like holy grail time. Jimmy that was a big thing, right . Wasnt it bad for bruce derns career . He killed john wayne. I couldnt get a job for like five years after i killed john wayne. [ laughter ] no, no, im serious, it was a real problem for me. I was working with mare winningham. She and i made turner hooch 8 million years ago. [ applause ] mare was in this movie. And i had to tell mare, you know, mare, you shot here in bonanza creek. She said i did . Yeah, you made a movie with Kevin Costner with wyatt earp that shot right here. I did . I said mare, what is wrong with you . She said, well, actually, none of these buildings were here when we shot that. I said but actually you spent about seven weeks of your life right here shooting that movie. Jimmy well, the des editorial looks the same. It does. And you can change the angle. Just by changing you get a whole new shot. Jimmy so lone butte is where you get the wireless signal. Actually, we asked just lightly, i dont think youve seen this before. But this was on jeopardy last week. Id like to get your reaction. 200, please. In a Beautiful Day in the neighborhood beloved childrens tv show host mr. Rogers is played by this beloved actor. The film opens friday. Thats tom hanks. You are kidding me [ cheers and applause ] you are kidding me. They didnt they didnt even have any wrong bing, Woody Harrelson . No. Jimmy they were stunned. Bing, mahershala ali. No. What was the name of the character . Washed up career choices [ laughter ] bad casting for 1,000, alex. Jimmy i look at it as you inhabited that character so beautifully that even they were absorbed instantaneously. Ill take that. Thank you. I think actually they were blinded by the red sweater. Couldnt make anything out. Jimmy did you do anything weird in the red sweater . [ laughter ] ill tell you first of all, you put on that red sweater and those blue shoes, you might as well be putting on batmans cape and cowl. You feel powerful. Jimmy do you . Yeah, you do. Because we shot this, actually, in pittsburgh at wqed, the channel the television station where they actually made