Shanghai. And our bandleader cleto and his family in the valley. Formal friday has even become a thing in new zealand. A tv host over there named hilary barry posted this, asking too much . No, hilary, not at all. Here is a kiwi named abbey looking dapper. And shawn gets half credit. But were doing our best. So welcome new zealand to formal friday. Next up, the International Space station weve been getting some funny videos too, like this guy who dressed up for work today. Ah, morning. Fresh coffee . Thanks, baby. Im off to work. Ill see you later. Have a good day jimmy and then the pants came right off, im sure. Lets keep it going. Post your photos and videos tomorrow night. With the hashtag formal friday. Well share our favorites again here next week. Tonights big event is thirsty thursday. I found out this morning that a bunch of my coworkers have been doing a group chat happy hour on thursdays. I was not invited to be a part of this. So now those people are fired. Now they have a reason to drink but i dont need them because i have my own group chat with my friend guillermo. Hi guillermo. Guillermo how you doin, jimmy . Im doing all right, hows it going a Chez Rodriguez right now . Guillermo its going fantastic. Jimmy i understand you have a special thursday thirsty cocktail recipe to share with us. Guillermo yes, jimmy. Jimmy all right, take it away. Guillermo take one bottle of tequila. And add one straw. And then you drink it. Jimmy thats it . Guillermo thats it. Jimmy is there anything left in that bottle . Lets do a toast. To good health, and may we be allowed outside our houses by labor day. All right . Guillermo cheers to you. Jimmy to you. Shouldnt be a surprise, sales of alcohol since we got all got put under house arrest have skyrocketed. For the week ending march 21st, which was the first full week of quarantine, spirits sales were up 55 . Beer was up 42 , wine was up 66 , and hard alcohol and premixed cocktails were up 75 . Experts attribute this spike in sales to the fact that everyone is now drinking all the time. We all used to think kathie lee and hoda were nuts drinking at 10 00 a. M. Everyday. Now we are kathie lee and we are hoda. So drink up, america, and remember, they cant smell gin on your breath on a Video Conference call. Not only are americans drinking more, were drinking in creative new ways. Like this couple who attached beers to the inside of their garage door to earn a spot as stars of our quarantime killer of the night garage door chuggin challenge [ bleep ] [ bleep ] jimmy who says spring break was canceled . In england right now, and most everywhere, people are rushing to get whatever supplies they can. This is from the bbc where they caught up with a woman who managed to narrow her shopping down to the three most important things a human being needs to survive. Down the road i spoke to locals gathering essential supplies. This is all i need, so this is all i bought. And what have you got . Toilet roll, sausage rolls. Jimmy no tootsie rolls . Well, just dont mix them up. Speaking of toilet paper, heres another fascinating invention. Last night, i showed you a machine that separates one roll of twoply into two rolls of oneply with the idea that it will go farther. But if you dont even have a roll of toilet paper to split, heres another solution. Take a roll of paper towels, and cut it in half with a power saw. It works the other way too if youre out of paper towels, just glue two rolls of tp together and voila. The president may have another perfect call in the works. Donald trump and joe biden are reportedly planning to chat about the coronavirus. Thats going to be some call, thats gonna be tense. Like joe exotic carol baskin tense. I actually suggested this to joe biden on the show last week as a joke. And now, its real. The president said hed love to speak to biden. You know trumps running out of things to do if hed love to take a call from biden. He might even have to break down and call eric. Maybe at this point, joe should just offer to take the presidency off his hands. Trump might appreciate it. This pandemic would be a tough challenge for any president , but with a Massive Public Health Crisis on his hands, trump is keeping his eye on the ball by focusing on the things that really matter. Do you think tweeting about it will help prevent it from happening . Its social media. It gets out. I have hundreds of millions of people on facebook. Number one on facebook. Did you know im number one on facebook . I just found out im number one on facebook. I thought that was very nice. Jimmy it is nice. It would be even nicer if it were true, which it isnt. But the timing is perfect too. With great power comes great narcissism. Heres another good one. Trump was asked about an increase in Domestic Violence with everyone staying at home, but the question he was asked was not the same question he heard. Police have reported a surge in calls about Domestic Violence. A number of groups have raised concerns. Mexican violence . Domestic violence. Jimmy he got so excited for a minute. He got confused because mexican violence is the name of his cologne. These press conferences are ridiculous. Its as if he just needs someone to talk at. And a lot of what he says, he seems to be reading for the first time. Moments ago i directed secretary azar and secretary wolf to ensure that domestic manufacturers have the supplies they need to produce ventilators for patients with severe cases of covid 19. You know what that is, right . Become a very famous term, covid, covid. Jimmy bingo, bingo and bingo was his nameo. Trump has also been desperate to show the Silver Lining of this disaster. He tweeted about this and was excited enough to talk about it too. Gas is going to be 99 cents a gallon. Thats popping up. Thats like giving a massive tax cut to people of our country. Jimmy wow, that would be such great news. If any of us were going anywhere. And guess what else . Tickets to see the lakers are now only 5 a seat meanwhile, one of trumps top advisors on this, dr. Anthony fauci, has had to be assigned security because hes been getting so many threats. Who would threaten the one guy holding this country together right now . This is like if you were on a crosscountry flight and said, where is the pilot . I am going to beat his ass. You know, originally, the experts thought the virus was being spread primarily from sneezes or coughs, but now, theyre saying it could be transmitted from talking or breathing. Which is unfortunate, because those are my only remaining leisure activities. The droplets can reportedly hang out in the air, which theyre not supposed to be doing right now. So mayor bill de blasio announced that citizens of new york should be wearing face masks in public. And here in los angeles, mayor garcetti wore a mask while announcing that we should be wearing masks. That ea thats either a mask or bekeen ey bottom. This is the instrument of your liberation. Shouldnt the sign language guy be wearing a mask on his hands . You know batman wears the worst kind of mask. The only thing that isnt covered is his mouth. Over the past few weeks, a number of governors have stepped up, whereas others have not. The award for covidiot of the week goes to georgia governor brian kemp, whose brain has apparently been in quarantine for a few weeks because yesterday, he suddenly had this very delayed revelation. Finding out that this virus is now transmitting before people see signs, so the, what weve been telling people from direct from the cdc for weeks now, if you start feeling bad, stay home. Those individuals could have been feinfecting people before they ever felt bad. We didnt know that until the last 24 hours. And as dr. Toomey told me, this is a game changer. Jimmy wait until he finds out were cigarettes. He may never smoke again is it possible that this man doesnt own a Television Set . This is interesting. This is a map based on gps from cell phones that shows who in this country has been social distancing and who has not. The red is the not. And this is a map of americans with mullets. You can see, theres a lot of crossover there. The other thing spreading like a virus is that Netflix Documentary tiger king. Everyone seems to be watching it, including someone who has been the subject of a documentary of his own. I watch about six episodes of this show, and i couldnt brief wh believe what i was looking at. White people whats with you and wild animals . Leave the animals alone. The show is so crazy, but its so crazy you kind of keep watching. One thing i will say, theres not a shred of doubt in my mind that that ladys husband is tiger sashimi right now. Im just sayon. Jimmy well, you know, if there are two things hes an expert on, its football and killing a spouse. Imagine the lack of self awareness it takes to be o. J. Simpson and go i think ill put on a pair gloves and talk about murder. By the way, what golf course is he playing . Arent they all supposed to be closed . Probably the biggest daytoday challenge for parents who are in isolation is spending every waking moment with our children. If theres anything ive learned from this quarantine, its that all teachers need a raise. Even the bad ones. You cant take your kids to the beach or the park. Theres nowhere to go. So some moms and dads are getting inventive. Remember when it was fun to ride a bike . Those kids never will. And one more item before i sit down, i broke the tragic news the other night that our network, abc has decided to put the brakes on the bachelor summer games. Which sucks for us, but is also a shame for the great athletes whove been training to have sex with strangers now for four years. But the good news is that we have a new bachelor spinoff, and this one is dr. Fauci approved the bachelor summer games may be canceled, but the only pandemic you cant stop is love. Introducing bachelor in quarantine. The most dramatic season ever. Youre the only woman i love, victoria. Im kelsey. Who will he choose to repopulate the earth. Hannah ann, will you accept this role . Of course. I can never social distance my heart. Bachelor in quarantine. This time its love in rubber gloves, followed by a special women purell all. Jimmy all right, weve got a very special show tonight. 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And when this is over, we will all, continue, to thrive. Jimmy kimmel live his house jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Tonight on the show, we have a great performance from a very unique band. Their new album is called healer. Grouplove, theyre going to perform via group chat, so that will be fun. And now, through the worldwide web, you know her from apple tv. She had a show about friends a long time ago. Live from her bunker, 500 feet below the surface of the earth, say hello to Jennifer Aniston, hello. Hello jimmy i like the glasses. Im going to wear mine, too, just to to keep up . I could take them off, but id be squinting the entire time. Jimmy looks good. Thanks for with being us. Im so happy to be with you. This isnt the only communication ive been having with human beings. Jimmy when you talk to people, are you typically using video chat or the oldfashioned way of just the voice phone . Theres both. Ive been doing both a lot. But ive actually discovered a lot of other options. You know, theres face time, theres all sorts of other ways we can access each other through the interweb. Jimmy how long has it been since you have left your house . It has been, todays thursday, todays three weeks. Three weeks. Jimmy three weeks. You like to be in the house by yourself. Im an its not been much of a challenge. The most challenging thing is watching news and, and whats, you know, trying to digest that thats going on out there, you know. Jimmy are you doing that . Or are you keeping that away . Are you watching a lot of news . I, i allow a checkin in the morning, and then ill do a checkin, in the evening, and that is it, because basically its rekwurgurgitating the same stuff. Jimmy from you reorganizing and going through your house right now . I might have a new ocd situation. Not only do i clean constantly, dishes is now my new favorite, favorite thing in the world, because not only are you doing your dishes but youre washing your hands like a lot. Organizing, i was a crazy person the first week and then i realizedly realized i had to pull back because im going to run out of closets. 30 more days. Ive got to pace myself. Jimmy did you find anything fun you forgot you who or meant something along the way . Endless. Tons, my treasure, the treasure that i found. One was, um, it was a, it was beta max, an old, like from the old vcr days, and it was my first audition from back in, i was 13, for search for tomorrow, which is a soap opera my dad was on back then. Jimmy wow. Im dying to see it, but i was 13 years old, and i thought id lost it forever, but it was sort of just cleaning out old boxes. Jimmy im dying to see that. Ill get it transferred and ill show you. Actually, i lost the part. I did not get the part if i remember correctly. Jimmy really . Jane krakowski got the part. Jimmy wow, what was the part . It was for the character t. R. , and she was a 13yearold run away, and i had been visiting my dad at the set. It was shot in new york back then. And i heard, theyre on the bulletin board, it was an audition for t. R. , a 13yearold run away, and im like, thats me. Jimmy was your dad supportive of that . Did he want you to be on the show . Oh, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. Thats why i kind of went around his back, and i called his agent. Bobby berry. Jimmy wow. I was very, i was a real, you know, i know how to, i know how to make things happen. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. And i auditioned. I thought i did great. I was sure i was going to get, and i was also like, my dads on the show, come on jimmy i wonder two things. I wonder if your dad kept you from getting that part, and i also wonder if Jane Krakowski has her audition tape for that as well. Wouldnt that be something . Well, let me tell you something, that would be incredible, if we could dig that up, that would be awesome. You know what else i found . This is the other gem. So then i pulled out an old film reel, like oldie timey film reel, and it was my mom and my dad, the first year of marriage, and they were on the dating game. Jimmy wow. Thats crazy. So that is a jewel for me. And if i remember, i remember this correctly, they won, they actually won. Doesnt mean winning on the dating game will make marriage last. Jimmy was it the dating game or the newlywed game. Let me go back. Sorry, my bad. Jimmy oh, thats so great. Oh, my god. Dating game. It was the newlywed game. Jimmy do you have hobbies . I know you like to do artwork. You have a pottery wheel. Are you doing anything like that . Of course theres, theres puzzle. Ellen got me wanting to do puzzles. So i definitely ordered some puzzles. I guess those were selling out like crazy. So i got pretty much the worst puzzle to do. And then my, oh, my girlfriend sin sent, we have a chain, a couple girlfriends of mine, and she sent this very closeup shot of what looked like a paint brush and a paint by numbers. And she said im going to send you a little video installation every day, and as i get further along with the painting, i want you to guess what it is. So i thought of course i want to play that game. I want to do that. So i go to my amazon, or the amazone as we call it, and i type in adult paint by numbers. And then i kind of must have done something completely wrong. And now, because when i, so last night actually, i hadnt even gotten this ordered, because i ordered an easel and then three of these paint by number sets. And then last week the easel comes. And then i got one of those, the notification from amazon saying your packages will not be arriving until mid may. Like gradeat, i have an easel a no art to put on it. Then last night it showed up, this huge box from amazon, and i got really excited, what could be in here . Its so big. And i open td, aed it, and it t out, jimmy, i did not buy, i ordered Something Different than i thought. I thought i ordered paint by numbers. What i in fact ordered was the painting of what i thought i ordered which was a paint by number, and now you see this, i swear this happened last night. I dont understand whats going on. But, so when you see this painting, it was more about i wanted to make it as hard as possible for them to guess what it was. So dont think this is the, although its lovely. Jimmy okay. So here we go. [ laughter ] jimmy wow whoa that is here we go. Jimmy wow, that is a beautiful piece. Huh . Jimmy so, are you going to hang that . Is that going up in the house . I have now three more of these coming, and i dont remember what i ordered, but. Jimmy just to be clear, that is the painting you ordered and were planning to paint . Yes, it was. But look at all the colors. Because all i thought was if i could start really small, theres no way theyre going to guess, its a frog with a bow tie playing golf. Jimmy it is, yeah. You know what i mean. See the golf club down there . Jimmy yeah, it hearkens back to a simpler time when frogs could play golf, when the golf course was open. I know. Jimmy were going to do Something Special in a moment. Because theres a nurse, a very special nurse in particular who were going to surprise with something fun. Oh. Jimmy i want to mention that each night my guest gets to choose the charity, and ill be making donations to that charity and encourage others to do so. What is the charity you have chosen . The charity ive chosen is Opportunity Fund Small Business relief fund that is Small Businesses that have most been affected by covid19. Jimmy yes, that is excellent. A lot of Small Businesses have been hit very hard. 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Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Its like were having a sleepover. I think everyone in the world can agree that no one deserves our support right now more than the medical workers who are putting their lives on the line for ours. And i would like to introduce you to a person we heard about this week. She is a nurse from st. George, utah, her name is kimball fairbanks. Hello kimball. How are you . Hi, im good, how are you doing . Jimmy tell us what happened so people understand is the situation youre in right now. Well, a little bit earlier this week i found out that i tested positive for covid19. So ive had to be furloughed from work and away from my family for two weeks. Jimmy you have two children . I do. I have a 4yearold and a 18 month old, both little girls. Jimmy so you cant be with them and cant go to work right now. Did you contract this you think from one of the patients at the hospital . Its hard to say. We have lots of people come in right now and lots of people that are testing positive. So probably. Jimmy how long have you been a nurse . Ive been a nurse for two years. Jimmy and what area of nursing do you specialize in . I specialize on a cardiovascular floor, so we do a lot of openheart surgeries and a lot of things pertaining to the heart. As of right now, though, were p focussing on covid19 patients and prepping for all that fun stuff. Jimmy now you posted something on facebook recently and tell us what happened here. Theres an x ray here. Is this your son . Thats my daughter. Jimmy oh, your daughter. Okay. She, you know, it was like a momoftheyear moment. She may or may not have swallowed a magnetic marble. Luckily, there was only one, but she did end up swallowing it. It was a few weeks before i tested positive. And, you know, you had to wait and see if it would pass or they might have to go get it, surgically. So it was definitely the grossest thing that ive ever done as a mom and a nurse. Ever had to monitor all of that, and the marble did come out and she was very thrilled. Jimmy so, in the middle of taking care of everyone else, when did you start to feel sick . Um, probably two, three days after my shift last tuesday. Yeah. Jimmy uhhuh. And how are you feeling . I mean, how bad has it been . I know that the symptoms vary. You look great, by the way. How, how are you feeling on the inside . Um, you know, i kind of felt like i got hit by a train, but i think i have just really mild symptoms, you know. Feel like a head cold combined with the flu. But overall something thats, it feels decently manageable, so thats good. Jimmy that is good. We wanted to cheer you up a little bit. So id like you to meet somebody. Her name is jennifer. Jennifer, if youre joining us here, please say hello to kimball. Hi, kimball hi hi, honey, its so good to meet you. Wow its so good to meet you i just have to say, god bless you and all of you that are out there doing what youre doing. I just do, i dont even know how to express my gratitude to everything that you guys are doing and putting your healtris. Youre just phenomenal, phenomenal. Well, thank you. I really appreciate that. Are you filieeling better . What does today feel like . Today feels better. I woke up today and decided im not going to be sick any longer. So im feeling better. Wow, good for you. Jimmy jen, i dont know if you can see, but how much more excited kimball was to see you than she was to see me. Its remarkable. She was expecting to see you. I i was not expecting to see her. Jimmy so kimball, what are you, are you cooking for yourself . What are you doing . Oh, man. I wish that i could cook for myself, but mainly, ive been having food delivered to me. Oh, well thats good. Thats good, because you know what jimmy cooked up is, is that were going, youre going to be getting 10,000 Gift Certificate from post mates. Jimmy yes, from post mates. But you have to use it all in one shot. One gift. You get one delivery. Jimmy one huge meal. For 10,000. Jimmy no, you will get as many deliveries as you like, of ur. P p we have gift cards for the nurses. You will go back to work when . Will you go back to work soon, you think . I think i can go back to work on the 8th. So im when do you get to see your kids . The 8th as well. Jimmy the moment you get to see your kids begagain youre gg to have to go back to work. Probably, yeah. Jimmy like jen said, were very, very grateful to what you and all these Health Care Workers are doing. It is so far and beyond. It is unbelievable. Thank you so much, kimball, for this, and we hope you feel better very soon. Thank you guys so much. Mwa jimmy jen painted a picture for you, too. Yeah. Listen. I could sign this, not painted by me jimmy wouldnt that look beautiful in your home . Yeah. A long story, kimball. I cant wait. I could easily give it to you, if would you like it. Its beautiful. Thank you. Jimmy thank you, kimball, and please thank each and every one of the people you work with. Doctors, nurses, respiratory therapists, everyone who is there at the hospital. Everyone. Jimmy we appreciate everything youre doing. Thanks again and take care. I hope you feel better very, very soon. Okay . Thank you guys so much. Thank you. Jimmy thanks to Jennifer Aniston, thank you very much. Jimmy thank you, jen. And most of all, thank you kimball. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by Johnnie Walker black labeling. Hey allergy muddlers. Achoo do your sneezes turn heads . Try zyrtec. Zyrtec starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Zyrtec. Muddle no more. 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They have a new album called healer and here now with a social distance performance of the song deleter from los angeles and atlanta gr ready one, two, three, four yeah the carwash and the airplanes and the highways weve been here for too long for too long for too long am i anxious or just martyred all this darkness be too long for too long ye yeah ah all this time i thought you were a leader it turns out youre only a deleter tell your friends that youre okay youre never gonna see them anyway all this time i thought you were a leader it turns out youre only a deleter no no no no na na na na na na na na na no no no yeah yeah its the future and im braindead yeah im destitute yeah i feel no roots anymore anymore take another picture show em what youre doing doing and how we built a lighthouse out of all these godforsaken ruins we know its coming none of this can live the world will recover once you put us in the past yeah all this time i thought you were a leader it turns out youre only a deleter tell your friends that youre okay youre never gonna see them anyway all this time i thought you were a leader it turns out youre only a deleter no no no no na na na na na na na na na no no no i dont know where to go bring the pain bring the pain im braindead i just know i know youre gonna let me out so bring the pain nothing really matters anymore my baby all this time were burning with the fever it turns out ive always been a hear no no no no na na na na na na na na na all this time i thought you were a leader it turns out youre only a deleter no no no no na na na na na na na na na no no no yeah yeah dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes beps, the best or nothing. And i live in san francisco, california. I have been a sales and Sales Management professional my whole career. Typical day during a work week is im working but first always going for a run or going to the gym. I love reading. I love cooking healthy. Its super important to me. I was noticing that i was just having some memory loss. It was really bothering me. So i tried prevagen and it started to work for me. I wish i had taken prevagen five or ten years ago. Prevagen. Healthier brain. Better life. Nissan has been with you through thick and thin. And now is no different. Were offering Payment Options for current owners our Service Departments were are here to help. Options and for future owners, were offering no payments for 90 days this is help when you need it. Jimmy well, that is our program for this evening. I would like to thank Jennifer Aniston, our friend, she was there for us. I also want to thank our new friend, kimball, and all the doctors and nurses and medical professionals who are working so hard. Thanks to grouplove. I do want to apologize to matt damon. We easily could have made time for him tonight. Like right now, i could have easily made time for him right here, and i decided i didnt want him. Thank you for watching, i hope it was more fun than color coding your bookshelves. And buenos noches. Who honorably serve, but are so much more. Heres to the moms and dads, the grandmas and grandpas. Heres to the athletes, the adventurous, the determined. Heres to those who have Better Things to do than worry about their benefits. Because now theres ebenefits, where you can easily access and track all your va and dod benefits online, all in one place. Register for your free account today at ebenefits. Va. Gov. Then get back out there
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