Shanghai. And our bandleader cleto and his family in the valley. Formal friday has even become a thing in new zealand. A tv host over there named hilary barry posted this, asking too much . No, hilary, not at all. Here is a kiwi named abbey looking dapper. And shawn gets half credit. But were doing our best. So welcome new zealand to formal friday. Next up, the International Space station weve been getting some funny videos too, like this guy who dressed up for work today. Ah, morning. Fresh coffee . Thanks, baby. Im off to work. Ill see you later. Have a good day jimmy and then the pants came right off, im sure. Lets keep it going. Post your photos and videos tomorrow night. With the hashtag formal friday. Well share our favorites again here next week. Tonights big event is thirsty thursday. I found out this morning that a bunch of my coworkers have been doing a group chat happy hour on thursdays. I was not invited to be a part of this. So now those people are fired. Now they have a reason to drink but i dont need them because i have my own group chat with my friend guillermo. Hi guillermo. Guillermo how you doin, jimmy . Im doing all right, hows it going a Chez Rodriguez right now . Guillermo its going fantastic. Jimmy i understand you have a special thursday thirsty cocktail recipe to share with us. Guillermo yes, jimmy. Jimmy all right, take it away. Guillermo take one bottle of tequila. And add one straw. And then you drink it. Jimmy thats it . Guillermo thats it. Jimmy is there anything left in that bottle . Lets do a toast. To good health, and may we be allowed outside our houses by labor day. All right . Guillermo cheers to you. Jimmy to you. Shouldnt be a surprise, sales of alcohol since we got all got put under house arrest have skyrocketed. For the week ending march 21st, which was the first full week of quarantine, spirits sales were up 55 . Beer was up 42 , wine was up 66 , and hard alcohol and premixed cocktails were up 75 . Experts attribute this spike in sales to the fact that everyone is now drinking all the time. We all used to think kathie lee and hoda were nuts drinking at 10 00 a. M. Everyday. Now we are kathie lee and we are hoda. So drink up, america, and remember, they cant smell gin on your breath on a Video Conference call. Not only are americans drinking more, were drinking in creative new ways. Like this couple who attached beers to the inside of their garage door to earn a spot as stars of our quarantime killer of the night garage door chuggin challenge [ bleep ] [ bleep ] jimmy who says spring break was canceled . In england right now, and most everywhere, people are rushing to get whatever supplies they can. This is from the bbc where they caught up with a woman who managed to narrow her shopping down to the three most important things a human being needs to survive. Down the road i spoke to locals gathering essential supplies. This is all i need, so this is all i bought. And what have you got . Toilet roll, sausage rolls. Jimmy no tootsie rolls . Well, just dont mix them up. Speaking of toilet paper, heres another fascinating invention. Last night, i showed you a machine that separates one roll of twoply into two rolls of oneply with the idea that it will go farther. But if you dont even have a roll of toilet paper to split, heres another solution. Take a roll of paper towels, and cut it in half with a power saw. It works the other way too if youre out of paper towels, just glue two rolls of tp together and voila. The president may have another perfect call in the works. Donald trump and joe biden are reportedly planning to chat about the coronavirus. Thats going to be some call, thats gonna be tense. Like joe exotic carol baskin tense. I actually suggested this to joe biden on the show last week as a joke. And now, its real. The president said hed love to speak to biden. You know trumps running out of things to do if hed love to take a call from biden. He might even have to break down and call eric. Maybe at this point, joe should just offer to take the presidency off his hands. Trump might appreciate it. This pandemic would be a tough challenge for any president , but with a Massive PublicHealth Crisis on his hands, trump is keeping his eye on the ball by focusing on the things that really matter. Do you think tweeting about it will help prevent it from happening . Its social media. It gets out. I have hundreds of millions of people on facebook. Number one on facebook. Did you know im number one on facebook . I just found out im number one on facebook. I thought that was very nice. Jimmy it is nice. It would be even nicer if it were true, which it isnt. But the timing is perfect too. With great power comes great narcissism. Heres another good one. Trump was asked about an increase in Domestic Violence with everyone staying at home, but the question he was asked was not the same question he heard. Police have reported a surge in calls about Domestic Violence. A number of groups have raised concerns. Mexican violence . Domestic violence. Jimmy he got so excited for a minute. He got confused because mexican violence is the name of his cologne. These press conferences are ridiculous. Its as if he just needs someone to talk at. And a lot of what he says, he seems to be reading for the first time. Moments ago i directed secretary azar and secretary wolf to ensure that domestic manufacturers have the supplies they need to produce ventilators for patients with severe cases of covid 19. You know what that is, right . Become a very famous term, covid, covid. Jimmy bingo, bingo and bingo was his nameo. Trump has also been desperate to show the Silver Lining of this disaster. He tweeted about this and was excited enough to talk about it too. Gas is going to be 99 cents a gallon. Thats popping up. Thats like giving a massive tax cut to people of our country. Jimmy wow, that would be such great news. If any of us were going anywhere. And guess what else . Tickets to see the lakers are now only 5 a seat meanwhile, one of trumps top advisors on this, dr. Anthony fauci, has had to be assigned security because hes been getting so many threats. Who would threaten the one guy holding this country together right now . This is like if you were on a crosscountry flight and said, where is the pilot . I am going to beat his ass. You know, originally, the experts thought the virus was being spread primarily from sneezes or coughs, but now, theyre saying it could be transmitted from talking or breathing. Which is unfortunate, because those are my only remaining leisure activities. The droplets can reportedly hang out in the air, which theyre not supposed to be doing right now. So mayor bill de blasio announced that citizens of new york should be wearing face masks in public. And here in los angeles, mayor garcetti wore a mask while announcing that we should be wearing masks. That ea thats either a mask or bekeen ey bottom. This is the instrument of your liberation. Shouldnt the sign language guy be wearing a mask on his hands . You know batman wears the worst kind of mask. The only thing that isnt covered is his mouth. Over the past few weeks, a number of governors have stepped up, whereas others have not. The award for covidiot of the week goes to georgia governor brian kemp, whose brain has apparently been in quarantine for a few weeks because yesterday, he suddenly had this very delayed revelation. Finding out that this virus is now transmitting before people see signs, so the, what weve been telling people from direct from the cdc for weeks now, if you start feeling bad, stay home. Those individuals could have been feinfecting people before they ever felt bad. We didnt know that until the last 24 hours. And as dr. Toomey told me, this is a game changer. Jimmy wait until he finds out were cigarettes. He may never smoke again is it possible that this man doesnt own a Television Set . This is interesting. This is a map based on gps from cell phones that shows who in this country has been social distancing and who has not. The red is the not. And this is a map of americans with mullets. You can see, theres a lot of crossover there. The other thing spreading like a virus is that Netflix Documentary tiger king. Everyone seems to be watching it, including someone who has been the subject of a documentary of his own. I watch about six episodes of this show, and i couldnt brief wh believe what i was looking at. White people whats with you and wild animals . Leave the animals alone. The show is so crazy, but its so crazy you kind of keep watching. One thing i will say, theres not a shred of doubt in my mind that that ladys husband is tiger sashimi right now. Im just sayon. Jimmy well, you know, if there are two things hes an expert on, its football and killing a spouse. Imagine the lack of self awareness it takes to be o. J. Simpson and go i think ill put on a pair gloves and talk about murder. By the way, what golf course is he playing . Arent they all supposed to be closed . Probably the biggest daytoday challenge for parents who are in isolation is spending every waking moment with our children. If theres anything ive learned from this quarantine, its that all teachers need a raise. Even the bad ones. You cant take your kids to the beach or the park. Theres nowhere to go. So some moms and dads are getting inventive. Remember when it was fun to ride a bike . Those kids never will. And one more item before i sit down, i broke the tragic news the other night that our network, abc has decided to put the brakes on the bachelor summer games. Which sucks for us, but is also a shame for the great athletes whove been training to have sex with strangers now for four years. But the good news is that we have a new bachelor spinoff, and this one is dr. Fauci approved the bachelor summer games may be canceled, but the only pandemic you cant stop is love. Introducing bachelor in quarantine. The most dramatic season ever. Youre the only woman i love, victoria. Im kelsey. Who will he choose to repopulate the earth. Hannah ann, will you accept this role . Of course. I can never social distance my heart. Bachelor in quarantine. This time its love in rubber gloves, followed by a special women purell all. Jimmy all right, weve got a very special show tonight. We have a special performance from grouplove. And when we come back, well check in at home with Jennifer Aniston. Jimmy kimmel live from his house dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by sprint e Great Service you expect without leaving the safety of your home. Sprint. Com makes shopping easier by offering free next day shipping and no activation fees on our best new phone deals, like the amazing iphone 11 for just 15 a month when you switch. For now sprint. Com is the best way to learn about our plans, buy new phones and get the services you need. Stay healthy and go to sprint. Com today. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com whaso lets do the rightver chanthing, today. Ow. Lets stay at home. Lets wash up. Lets always keep our distance please, six feet apart at least. Lets look after ourselves, as well as others. It will all be worth it. We can all do our part. So those on the front line can do their part. And when this is over, we will all, continue, to thrive. Jimmy kimmel live his house jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Tonight on the show, we have a great performance from a very unique band. Their new album is called healer. Grouplove, theyre going to perform via group chat, so that will be fun. And now, through the worldwide web, you know her from apple tv. She had a show about friends a long time ago. Live from her bunker, 500 feet below the surface of the earth, say hello to Jennifer Aniston, hello. Hello jimmy i like the glasses. Im going to wear mine, too, just to to keep up . I could take them off, but id be squinting the entire time. Jimmy looks good. Thanks for with being us. Im so happy to be with you. This isnt the only communication ive been having with human beings. Jimmy when you talk to people, are you typically using video chat or the oldfashioned way of just the voice phone . Theres both. Ive been doing both a lot. But ive actually discovered a lot of other options. You know, theres face time, theres all sorts of other ways we can access each other through the interweb. Jimmy how long has it been since you have left your house . It has been, todays thursday, todays three weeks. Three weeks. Jimmy three weeks. You like to be in the house by yourself. Im an its not been much of a challenge. The most challenging thing is watching news and, and whats, you know, trying to digest that thats going on out there, you know. Jimmy are you doing that . Or are you keeping that away . Are you watching a lot of news . I, i allow a checkin in the morning, and then ill do a checkin, in the evening, and that is it, because basically its rekwurgurgitating the same stuff. Jimmy from you reorganizing and going through your house right now . I might have a new ocd situation. Not only do i clean constantly, dishes is now my new favorite, favorite thing in the world, because not only are you doing your dishes but youre washing your hands like a lot. Organizing, i was a crazy person the first week and then i realizedly realized i had to pull back because im going to run out of closets. 30 more days. Ive got to pace myself. Jimmy did you find anything fun you forgot you who or meant something along the way . Endless. Tons, my treasure, the treasure that i found. One was, um, it was a, it was beta max, an old, like from the old vcr days, and it was my first audition from back in, i was 13, for search for tomorrow, which is a soap opera my dad was on back then. Jimmy wow. Im dying to see it, but i was 13 years old, and i thought id lost it forever, but it was sort of just cleaning out old boxes. Jimmy im dying to see that. Ill get it transferred and ill show you. Actually, i lost the part. I did not get the part if i remember correctly. Jimmy really . Jane krakowski got the part. Jimmy wow, what was the part . It was for the character t. R. , and she was a 13yearold run away, and i had been visiting my dad at the set. It was shot in new york back then. And i heard, theyre on the bulletin board, it was an audition for t. R. , a 13yearold run away, and im like, thats me. Jimmy was your dad supportive of that . Did he want you to be on the show . Oh, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. Thats why i kind of went around his back, and i called his agent. Bobby berry. Jimmy wow. I was very, i was a real, you know, i know how to, i know how to make things happen. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. And i auditioned. I thought i did great. I was sure i was going to get, and i was also like, my dads on the show, come on jimmy i wonder two things. I wonder if your dad kept you from getting that part, and i also wonder if Jane Krakowski has her audition tape for that as well. Wouldnt that be something . Well, let me tell you something, that would be incredible, if we could dig that up, that would be awesome. You know what else i found . This is the other gem. So then i pulled out an old film reel, like oldie timey film reel, and it was my mom and my dad, the first year of marriage, and they were on the dating game. Jimmy wow. Thats crazy. So that is a jewel for me. And if i remember, i remember this correctly, they won, they actually won. Doesnt mean winning on the dating game will make marriage last. Jimmy was it the dating game or the newlywed game. Let me go back. Sorry, my bad. Jimmy oh, thats so great. Oh, my god. Dating game. It was the newlywed game. Jimmy do you have hobbies . I know you like to do artwork. You have a pottery wheel. Are you doing anything like that . Of course theres, theres puzzle. Ellen got me wanting to do puzzles. So i definitely ordered some puzzles. I guess those were selling out like crazy. So i got pretty much the worst puzzle to do. And then my, oh, my girlfriend sin sent, we have a chain, a couple girlfriends of mine, and she sent this very closeup shot of what looked like a paint brush and a paint by numbers. And she said im going to send you a little video installation every day, and as i get further along with the painting, i want you to guess what it is. So i thought of course i want to play that game. I want to do that. So i go to my amazon, or the amazone as we call it, and i type in adult paint by numbers. And then i kind of must have done something completely wrong. And now, because when i, so last night actually, i hadnt even gotten this ordered, because i ordered an easel and then three of these paint by number sets. And then last week the easel comes. And then i got one of those, the notification from amazon saying your packages will not be arriving until mid may. Like gradeat, i have an easel a no art to put on it. Then last night it showed up, this huge box from amazon, and i got really excited, what could be in here . Its so big. And i open td, aed it, and it t out, jimmy, i did not buy, i ordered Something Different than i thought. I thought i ordered paint by numbers. What i in fact ordered was the painting of what i thought i ordered which was a paint by number, and now you see this, i swear this happened last night. I dont understand whats going on. But, so when you see this painting, it was more about i wanted to make it as hard as possible for them to guess what it was. So dont think this is the, although its lovely. Jimmy okay. So here we go. [ laughter ] jimmy wow whoa that is here we go. Jimmy wow, that is a beautiful piece. Huh . Jimmy so, are you going to hang that . Is that going up in the house . I have now three more of these coming, and i dont remember what i ordered, but. Jimmy just to be clear, that is the painting you ordered and were planning to paint . Yes, it was. But look at all the colors. Because all i thought was if i could start really small, theres no way theyre going to guess, its a frog with a bow tie playing golf. Jimmy it is, yeah. You know what i mean. See the golf club down there . Jimmy yeah, it hearkens back to a simpler time when frogs could play golf, when the golf course was open. I know. Jimmy were going to do Something Special in a moment. Because theres a nurse, a very special nurse in particular who were going to surprise with something fun. Oh. Jimmy i want to mention that each night my guest gets to choose the charity, and ill be making donations to that charity and encourage others to do so. What is the charity you have chosen . The charity ive chosen is Opportunity FundSmall Business relief fund that is Small Businesses that have most been affected by covid19. Jimmy yes, that is excellent.