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George floyd, the mood in our country is a bit brighter. Protests continue nationwide but Common Ground is being reached. In lincoln, nebraska, police and protesters even had an impromptu dance party. Was that a protest or tom sellecks wedding reception . Are we sure those were real cops and not strippers . Ive been fooled before. That was the scene in lincoln. In washington, where Law Enforcement has taken a much more forceful approach, including teargassing peaceful protestors things are not as amicable. Authorities there are busy erecting another fence around the existing white house fence. Two fences. Wasnt that a spin doctors song . So it looks like trump is finally getting his wall built after all. How long before we find out don junior invested in a Fence Company . Yesterday, trumps former secretary of defense, four star general james mad dog mattis, gave the president a one star yelp review. He lambasted his former boss, saying, we are witnessing the consequences of three years without mature leadership. And that trump is a threat to the constitution. Of the united states. The president , of course, fired back right away. Tweeting, probably the only thing barack obama and i have in common is that we both had the honor of firing jim mattis, the worlds most overrated general. Didnt he call meryl streep overrated too . I asked for his letter of resignation, and felt great about it. His nickname was chaos, which i didnt like, and changed to mad dog. Which, not only is that not true, he had that nickname for years. Its what a strange thing to lie about. So easily disproved remember that movie romy and Micheles High School Reunion where they lie and say they invented postit notes . Its like that, but from the president. And this is interesting, someone came up with a very clever way to debunk the president s claim that his free speech is being targeted for censorship on twitter. A guy started posting the president s tweets last week, verbatim, on his own account. He just cut and pasted the president s tweets and guess what happened . He got suspended for violating twitters rules against glorifying violence. Maybe twitter has a way of determining who is and isnt a threat based on how tiny the person who tweeteds thumbs are. I dont know. Meanwhile, snapchat has announced they will no longer promote the president s account because they believe his comments could incite violence. Raise your hand if youre just now learning the president is on snapchat . I didnt know either. And since the president refuses to filter himself, snapchat is also now adding a filter for him. Ive seen you and the first lady interact. Shes such an important part of your life. How much do you rely on her . So, shes treated unfairly, but the people love her. The people love her. When i make a speech, they have sign, we love our first youve seen hundreds of signs, we love our first lady. We sometimes have pictures of high heels, its beautiful. Jimmy i knew he wore diapers. So twitter and snapchat have taken action to temper the president s lies. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg is up in his penthouse office, masturbating to the balance of his checking account. Donny boo boo sat for a 22minute interview yesterday on something called newsmax tv. It was a favor to his secondfavorite sean, former press secretary sean spicer. Don and sean covered the whole spectrum of hard hitting topics from why trump is awesome to why he is great. And they had a chat about trumps illadvised walk to church. We walked from the white house, and i think everything was handled very well. I will tell you, religious leaders loved it. Religious leaders thought it was great. They loved it. Jimmy i even got a thank you note from god. He loved it too. People werent yelling, jesus christ because they loved it. Spicer also lobbed trump a question about his faith, and listen very carefully to how he doesnt answer this. Since youve been president , have you grown in your faith . Do you pray . Do you pray often . You talk a lot about religion this week, what does it mean to you . So i think maybe i have, from the standpoint that i see so much that i can do. Ive done so much for religion. Jimmy so the answer is no. Hes done so much for religion. You know, technically, satan has done a lot for religion too. This was some interview. Youve got to watch the whole thing. Maybe my favorite part, after all that has gone on in minneapolis this week, it seems the president still doesnt know how to pronounce it. Look, i stopped it in minnesota, minnyinapolis. Jimmy minnyinapolis. But maybe that was just a slip of the tongue. Maybe that was the hydroxy kicking in. Im sure he got it right the next time. The mayor of minnyinapolis. Jimmy nope. Mini annapolis. Its a tiny naval base in maryland and as if that wasnt enough, it was the return of the president s favorite vampire bat. Rudy giuliani was on Good Morning Britain with piers morgan. Piers used to be the president s pal, but i guess that doesnt suit him anymore so now hes a critic and rudy g doesnt like that at all. The interview was over as far as im concerned. You sound completely barking mad, do you know that . No, a big liar. Youve lost the plot, and its sad to see. Youre the one who got thrown off of television here, because you had ratings that were about two. Yeah. So dont tell me ive lost anything you keep going, rudy. I remember the mistakes you made and how you [ bleep ]ed up. Dont give me that stuff, i know who you are. Jimmy welcome back rudy. We missed you. I hope the rabies shots dont hurt as much as i hear they do. So thats what the former mayor of new york is up to. The current mayor is getting hammered from all sides, including his own staff. At a press conference yesterday, with his city in the middle of massive protests and civil unrest, he wanted to remind everyone of the song imagine by john lennon. Which is lame for sure, but somehow, this morning on fox and friends, weatherman brian kilmeade, somehow managed to outlame it. He wants you to hum imagine by john lennon. He wants us to imagine john lennon wouldnt be safe in the city right now. Hed be hiding in his apartment. Jimmy nobody tell brian how john lennon died. Let him google it. The school year is mercifully coming to an end, but many parents are still homeschooling and experiencing senioritis for the second time in their lives. But fear not because help is here in an adorable little package. Its time for homework corner with guillermo. Guillermo hi, welcome to homework corner with guillermo. Today question is, nose is to beak as arm is to . You know, guys . I order uber eats, and i think its outside. Ill be right back, okay . Jimmy and we never saw him again. Jimmy we have a good show for you tonight. We have an otherworldly surprise for our healthcare hero of the week and we will be right back with wanda sykes. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by bank of america. This moment right now. This is our commencement. No, well not get a diploma or a degree of any kind. But we are entering a new chapter in our lives. Our confidence is shaken; our hearts cracked. The kind of a crack that comes from the loss of a job; from life plans falling apart. We didnt ask for it. But we are rising to meet it. And how far weve come isnt even close to how far we can go. We just have to remember how patient we were. How strong we can be. how strong you can be. and remember this; theres a crack in everything for a reason. How else can the light get in . Tomorrow starts today. Tomorrow tomorrow, it can only be better with wendys breakfast. A tomorrow that says baycan. Not baycant. Where fresh eggs rain like. Opportunity. Goodness is spread. And the frosty is ccinoed. Tomorrow brings more. Like buyanyofthese andgetanother forjustadollar kind of more. No matter what, tomorrows lookin good tomorrow also available today. When visible set out to create the future of phone service. We tossed the stuff that wasnt working. Stuff like footlong bills and fees from nowhere. Timewasting stores, misleading ads, unhelpful help centers. And saved the stuff that was working. Like verizons 4g lte network. Plus unlimited data, messages, and minutes. Its a simple system. Trim the bad. Make the good better. And way cheaper. Meet visible. Unlimited data on verizons 4g lte network. Just 25 for your first month. Join us at visible. Com. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. We have some fun guests for you next week, including the black panther, chadwick boseman, the snowman, josh gad, and Pete Davidson too. My guest tonight is one of the funniest people on the planet. I think shes still on the planet. Lets check. Please welcome wanda sykes. Hello, wanda. Hey, jimmy, yeah, im still on the planet, didnt take the rocket ship out of here, yet. Jimmy its great to see you. I wanted to talk to you, because you have been, on social media, i have really enjoyed and learned from watching you. As a matter of fact you posted a video, a long video. You said you had a couple drinks at the beginning of it, and then you spoke very eloquently and very passionately about, i think you said something about like white people need to step up. And you were speaking specifically about your friends, and i thought that was illuminating and pretty great to watch. Thank you. You know, let me just start off by saying that, you know, that george clooney, he makes a mean tequila. [ laughter ] jimmy he crushes the potatoes with his feet. Whatever, i think its agave. He makes a mean tequila. And, you know. Jimmy yeah. It just kind of just got me to the, i was already just so frustrated and angry and, and, you know, were just tired of this man. Its just like weve been in, keep going in this same thing over and over again, and i think this one, it just, it was it. This was, this was the, like it was just enough. And i just had to say something, you know, its like we cant do it alone. If were out there marching and asking for change, we need white people to do it. We need white people to tell white people to stop being racist. Because, when we do it, obviously, its not working. You know, its like the person thats kicking your butt, you cant ask us, hey, why cant you make them stop kicking your butt. It doesnt work like that. Jimmy i saw some footage of a protest today in manhattan beach, and it was interesting, because it was almost all entirely white people marching for black lives matter. And, you know, i hope, it seems like with almost everything that is very serious, it is at the top of our minds for a while. And then we just move on to the next thing. It really is a shame, but i guess thats human nature, but i hope that this is something that really sticks with people. Oh, this is different. You can feel it. Can you feel this is different. Like i say, you can see white people out there, and i guess we just had to tell yall, hey, its okay. Can march. Just because its black lives matter doesnt mean we dont want you involved. We need you involved. And i see that. Just in my neighborhood. I had to go to the grocery store. There was a bunch of white kids on the corner, you know, and some black kids, too. And they were out protesting, and its just beautiful, beautiful to see. So i think we are going to see some, some movement. Jimmy does whats going on make you regret having voted for donald trump . [ laughter ] by the way, i do want to say, i want to change the subject for one second and say if you havent seen wandas standup comedy special on netflix, especially if youre in the house or whatever, it is hysterically funny, wanda sikes, not normal. I know you didnt come on to give a plug, but i want to give a plug. It is so good and so funny. And kind of gets into some of this stuff, and i really enjoyed it. You have been in quarantine with the family now . Yeah, its been since march 15th. Jimmy how old are your twins now . Theyre 11. Theyre 11. Jimmy and you home school them, right . No. Jimmy youre just doing it now. Yeah, were doing it now. Im not crazy, whats wrong with you . Jimmy i know people who do it and they like it. Its not for me, but i can understand how some people would be okay with it. Huhuh. Man, my son had a, they had math the other day, it was about the metric system. Huhuh. Jimmy youve been helping . I had to like really look that stuff up, man. I was like, metric system . We didnt learn that, i dont no. Jimmy we considered it to be unamerican to learn the metric system. Remember that . It was like, let them have that. We have inches and feet. Inches and feet, and the doctors, when you get a tumor or something, dont tell me this is centimeters. Tell me what fruit it is. What, i got a lemon . Is it a grape . Jimmy when youre helping the kids with homework, do you curse . Im sure i do. Im sure i do. Jimmy wanda, every night, ive been making donation to charity, and you chose the Ruth Ellis Center. Tell us about the Ruth Ellis Center. The Ruth Ellis Center is based in detroit and they take care of lgbtq youth whove been kicked out of their homes or, you know, just all kind of problems just for being who they are. So not only do they provide shelter and clothing and food, but training and education, and now they have health care there. So theyre just doing amazing things. Transforming lives for our community. So i love them, and theyre doing great work. Jimmy if you want to be a part of that and donate, weve put the website right up on the screen, thank you, wanda sikes. I appreciate it. Give my best to your family. When we come back, we have a big celebrity surprise for our healthcare hero of the week. Wanda sikes, everybody. Thanks, jimmy. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by ruffles. To join ruffles and Anthony Davis in raising money for feeding america go to feeding america. Org. With this one little nexgard chew comes the confidence, youre doing whats right, to protect your dog from fleas and ticks for a full month. And its the only chew, fda approved to prevent infections that cause lyme disease. Nexgard. What one little chew can do. So heres to the strong, who trust in our performance and comfortable, longlasting protection. Because your strength is supported by ours. Depend. The only thing stronger than us, is you. Because your strength is supported by ours. There are times when our need to connect really matters. To keep customers and employees in the know. To keep business moving. Comcast business is prepared for times like these. Powered by the nations largest gigspeed network. To help give you the speed, reliability, and security you need. Tools to manage your business from any device, anywhere. And a team of experts here for you 24 7. Weve always believed in the power of working together. Thats why, when every connection counts. You can count on us. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Our healthcare hero this week is chloe ducose. She is a nurse from san diego, california. Helloe chloe how are you . Hi jimmy hello. So, chloe, i heard you work in a tent giving covid tests. I have to be honest, that sounds terrible. Yeah, ive been picking boogers for a while. So its great. Jimmy oh, i never thought of the booger factor. I guess that would happen, huh . It really helps with the patients, they think you want to pick your brain, no, its just the boogers. Jimmy is it hot in the tent . Are there a lot of people in there . Is it miserable . Now that its heating up, its been boiling, its been 90 degree weather, so its not great, but were managing. Jimmy i heard you were a big star wars fan, is that true . Yes, sir. Jimmy how many times have you watched the star wars movies, all of them, from beginning to end . A lot. The lets just put it that way. Jimmy more than ten . Yes. Jimmy yeah. I thought it might be fun to introduce you to somebody to say hello who would like to thank you for all the work that youre doing. And, if what the heck . Jimmy id like to direct your attention to mr. Mark hamill. Oh, my god hi chloe chloe nice to meet you. The force is strong with you. I applaud you for having seen the star wars movies more than i have. Oh, my god, hi. Hi. I used to life in san diego. Did you really . I went to fourth through seventh grade in clairemont. Oh, my gosh, ive been working out of there, too, doing some office work. Ive been reading about all youve done, six years a nurse, teaching at night. Youre in the tents. I mean, thats so great. I mean, to me, im the pretend hero, youre the reallife hero. So thank you for your service. Oh, my god. Jimmy chloe, are you hallucinating now . Im having palpitations. Jimmy thank you for your work on the front lines. Paypal is sending you 10,000. To spend however you like through the paypal it forward program. They have been sending gifts of thanks and they will be sending paypal vouchers to your coworkers at the clinic there in san diego, too. Oh, my gosh. I have something for you, chloe. I am going to sign this lightsaber and have it delivered to you. I want you to use it wisely. If you go to any protests, please leave it, please leave it at home. Jimmy yes, for sure. All right . Yes, sir. Thank you so much. Thank you for your support. Thank you for being a fan to me. Star wars fans are more than just fans. Theyre more like family, so thank you for that. And may the force be with you always. May the force be with you, too. Jimmy may the force be with both of you. Viewers at home, you can pay it forward to heroes in your communities with the paypal app. Thank you, chloe, thank you, mark, that was so nice of you to do that. My pleasure. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by ruffles. To join ruffles and Anthony Davis in raising money for feeding america go to feeding america. Org. Ese are extraordina, and we want to thank the Extraordinary People in the healthcare community, working to care for all of us. At novartis, we promise to do our part. As always, were doing everything we can to help keep cosentyx accessible and affordable. If you have any questions at all, call us, email us, visit us online. Were here to help support you when you need us. Take care, and be well. 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We tossed the stuff that wasnt working. Stuff like footlong bills and fees from nowhere. Timewasting stores, misleading ads, unhelpful help centers. And saved the stuff that was working. Like verizons 4g lte network. Plus unlimited data, messages, and minutes. Its a simple system. Trim the bad. Make the good better. And way cheaper. Meet visible. Unlimited data on verizons 4g lte network. Just 25 for your first month. Join us at visible. Com. Jimmy well, thats our show, i want to thank wanda sikes, mark hamill, our new friend chloe, you can take off your 3d glasses, also i never told you to put them on. Increasing winds. Ill have latest coming up. That breaking news in the south bay. Multiple fires believd to be set intentionally sent people running from their homes. Fire crews are on the scene. Flames came dangerously close to homes. Police detained one person looking for other suspects tonight. The fires broke out in the foothills in south san jose. Were in the news room with the latest. What sa night it has been. The mandatory evacuations were dropped within the last 90 minutes. It doesnt appear any homes burned. Flames came close. And were at 20 containment. Fire crews battle flames into the night near the foothills of san jose. Crews doing what they can to save home frs the ground and air. We have a

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