He bought part of wyoming, and its way more responsibility than he thought it would be. Hes currently on horseback in a dumb hat like an extra on that show yellowstone. Jimmy, stop trying to impress kevin costner. Its embarrassing. But fear not, jimmy will be back in a couple of months, probably sporting his look from the early 2000s. Oh, my lord. Did you have an apartment above a Hometown Buffet . This whole situation is very weird but im not the only person in l. A. Performing for absolutely no one. Last night the dodgers played the diamondbacks in a completely empty stadium. But for some reason they still had creepy, disembodied cheering. 22. Bellinger turns on it. Down the line to right. Back towards the pole. Calhoun to the wall, a grand slam the lights turn on, another team comes in, and the mvp launches a grand slam. Terrifying. Those are the ghosts from way back in 1962. They all died from eating tainted dodger dogs. Id like to now go live to my courtordered sidekick, live from his pool in chatsworth, where they used to shoot a bunch of porn, its guillermo. Hey, everybody hey, bud, hows it going. I havent seen your nipples in a long time. Yeah, a long time. Are you in the deep end . Just kidding, i know youre on the first step. Since theres no audience here, im going to need you to give me feedback. How do you think my jokes are going so far . Well, listen. Just try your best and keep it cute. [ laughter ] so guillermo gets a laugh track and i dont . I see who youre loyal to. At least he thinks im cute. Id like to take a moment to wish a happy 24th wedding anniversary to my wife sarah. For real. I always had the feeling id spend our 24th wedding anniversary in a questionable pool in West Hollywood being filmed by two adult men in plastic helmets. Sarah and i have learned a lot. And its important to keep up intimacy after 24 years of marriage. If anything, just to gross out our kids. Oh, we dont know why the doors locked. Come back later. Quarantine has been a time of selfdiscovery for us all. Like this man, who decided to try his hand at making limoncello at home. Im about to sample for the first time my homemade limoncello. Now, i havent tried this yet. Im a little nervous. Never made it before. But i figured it was as good a time as ever to try it. So [ bleep ]. So how was it . Shocker that a british person made something that tastes terrible. I blame his dentist. The coronavirus has impacted many areas of our lives, and now families are being forced to cancel their Family Reunion plans. So, see . Theres a Silver Lining to everything. But despite warnings that people should not be gathering in large groups, lots of families are doing it anyway. There are Even Companies that are selling custom Family Reunion face masks. You see that . Thats real. Its the perfect way to say hi to grandma, and also cause her death. Come for the reunion, stay for the funeral. Which i think is also the slogan of olive garden. Jimmy would know. Last night, kanye west held his First Campaign rally in south carolina, because, you know, [ bleep ] it. Kanye felt less like the president and more like a frazzled substitute teacher who couldnt control his class. Heres him yelling at them for talking. If you guys want to whisper, go outside and talk. We need absolute silence, we need absolute order. Somebody is talking right now. If you see someone next to you that nudges you or tries to whisper, hold your hand and say this person is distracting me from what someone is saying right now, and well have them escorted out. This person is distracting me. They want to know what is going on with your haircut, kanye. I would love to see footage of kanye telling kim he wanted to run for president and kim going, okay, honey. Thats fine. Now put your pants on and come back inside the house. Kanye also used the rally to talk about the issue that matters most to him, how smart he is. I understand everyone is excited. Its a new world. You have someone who is not afraid of anyone and only afraid of god and will honor god. Someone not afraid of anyone, and in honor of god, and is a 132 iq genius, who went to the hospital because his brain was too big for his skull. Welcome to the hospital, mr. West. Would you like to try the size 13 skull . Its a wide. To end this incredible monologue, i bring you this from the fox affiliate in baltimore. Its that tender moment when a news anchor utters the thing that his coworkers will remind him about every day until he retires. The first question, when you talk about that and compare it with lyme disease, how long does a dick, a tick, have to be biting you in order to transmit that . Hey, guillermo, remember when you got bitten by that dick . Oh, yeah, it was a long time ago. It was. You had quite a reaction. 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Im joel mchale. In a little bit, his album is called home. Making his network tv debut, Billy Strings will perform from nashville. And tune in for the rest of the week with guest hosts nikki glaser, george lopez, and magical forest sprite sean hayes. My guest tonight is the greatest thing to happen to the Pacific Northwest since fir trees. Hes a super bowl champion, seventime pro bowler, and my favorite russell ever. Joining us now, the quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks, number 3, russell wilson. Joel, good to see you. I see were doing something very similar. Youre in the suit and tie, im out here getting the rays, while youre sipping on, i guess thats coffee. This is pool water, russell. Its very nice. Sure it is. Its too bad youre not staying in shape during covid. Im sorry that you let yourself go. Hey, listen, i see youre covering yourself up, is what i see. Thats very true. I thought you were guillermo for a second. I joke. Russell, first of all, thank you for bringing a super bowl to seattle. It was greater than the birth of my children. And my children are watching. So thank you, thank you, thank you and i have to ask you, now that Patrick Mahomes is going to make half a billion dollars, hes the highest paid player in the nfl. Are you pissed off . Am i pissed off . No, im celebrating hes making this much money. Its a good thing. Sounds like the money is going up, the stock is rising, you know . So with you making so little money now, and youre about to be a father of three, can you afford them . The more kids you have, the less you have to spend. So i think that its, this is why im trying to get as much relaxing time before the baby comes, whenever that happens. Im trying to get as much relaxing time, i know im going to have to be doing baby duties soon while trying to play football. Its going to be an interesting balance. You dont look relaxed at all. You look really stressed out. How is ciara feeling . Shes doing well. Shes excited, and has a lot of Amazing Things going on. Its crazy how hard she works. Were not too far away, every day shes working, working, working, getting things ready. Its pretty amazing. Shes got some new things coming up. Were excited about that. Does she ever yell, bring me four pickles and a milkshake . She doesnt yell at me, no. But when she doesnt talk to me, thats not a good thing. Im not sure which one your wife does. Im sure she probably yells at you because you talk too much. My wife is yelling at me right now, because its our anniversary and im in jimmys abandoned house. Will you be able to go to the hospital when shes giving birth . We dont know. Thats kind of the crazy part of it. I hope so. Obviously covid has been such a crazy thing, and the pandemic and everything else. Do you think she wants you in a hospital room . I think she needs me. Last time, she grabbed my hand, almost broke it. She was squeed squeezing the right hand, i said, baby, use the left. Did the general manager burst in and say unhand him . No, it was you dressed as the general manager. I need to ask you an important question, pete carroll turned 102. He looks like hes 52. Ive met pete carroll a couple of times. An important question, what is going on with his hands . Have you seen his fingers before . Hes got dinosaur fingers. Theyre all crossed up. He looks like a gargoyle in a church. Thats a great example. Is the medical term super [ bleep ] up . [ laughter ] russell, i know Training Camp starts in a week, right . Something like that. Are you going to go . Ill go if you go. If youre there, ill be there. You know. Its been kind of crazy with the nfl season coming up, and the nba, what those guys have gone through and everything else. Its been an interesting time for sure. I hope that, you know, i hope we can figure it out. You think a helmet with a mask will work . That will be crazy if we have to do that. Ive been practicing with it every day so i can get used to it if we have to. But were already out there. So maybe its a little bit late for that. Yeah. So we cant take this time for granted. Health and safety, its such an important time. Its really important that we do it the right way at the highest level. I think thats what the concern is. Especially for families. And like i said the other day, shes pregnant, were going to have a new baby in the world at some point. I know so many others have family and loved ones and everything else. At the end of the day, we want to play and us seahawks want to go to the super bowl and win it all. Thats our focus. But we want to do it in a safe way. I think you should try it with no helmets. That said, what do you think of no fans in the stadium . Do you think that will help with away games . Well, that will be crazy, just to see it. I know some teams are doing no fans at all. Were doing a smaller amount, i believe. And its just going to be kind of a crazy time. You know what will be interesting . Being under center, calling plays where they can hear everything, and theres no real effect. So there will have to be some interesting learning there and it becomes just like practice in a way. Yeah. That is going to be very interesting. And i think at the end of the day, we want to play, we want to score touchdowns and make plays. And you have a brandnew pair of shoes. Im wearing your shoes right now. Youre wearing them, huh . Youre rocking them . They got me a pair. Can you tell me about these . Theyre cleats . They just dropped, man. Its cool. When youre a young kid, you always have dreams of having your own cleats and everything else. So the new cleat just dropped today, actually. I was pretty excited and fired up. We have some other cool gear on nike. Com. Its a blessing to be a part of it and enjoy the journey. I remember looking up to guys like Michael Jordan and so many others. I think as a young athlete you always hope kids can wear your gear. So its pretty cool. Sadly, were out of time. Russells new alpha menace cleats from nike are available now. Well be right back with music from Billy Strings. Thanks, russell. Joel, see you. Go hawks, baby. Go hawks. This. Watch. Tells. Time and takes phone calls. And communicates with satellites thousands of miles above the earth and tracks your distance underwater and tracks your activity and tells you which direction youre going and has an app that measures the electrical waves traveling through your heart otherwise known as an electrocardiogram. So just to reiterate this. Watch. Tells. Time among other things . vo jack was one of six million pein need of a home. Ers he found it in a boy with special needs, who also needed him. 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