Been watching a lot of baseball. Im a huge dodger fan. Have you seen this . Because there are no fans, theyre letting people pay have cardboard cutouts in the stands. I noticed the other day our cardboard cut outs had vanished. We thought through every possibility. Were they stolen . Maybe the dodgers had to cover them up, because Clayton Kershaw was getting lost in my eyes. No. Turns out the dodgers had moved us, like garbage. And you know who they replaced us with . And this is, by the way, 100 real. We did not make this up. I turn on yesterdays game and in my seat was none other than guillermo dude, what the hell guillermo i didnt know rob oh, im sure you didnt know. So you get my seat. Let me ask you a question. Have you been on a Network Television show every year since 1999 . Guillermo i dont think so. Rob thats what im saying. This just isnt cool. In fact, i think this is mlbs. I dont want to be all political, but sometimes you have to take a stand, which is why im going to call on everyone within the sound of my voice to right this wrong and tweet at the dodgers, okay . With the , lowewasrobbed. Yes, there are many other serious things happening in the world right now, and i agree, this isnt one of them. To be clear, i dont want the dodgers to remove guillermo. Its not his fault. In fact, i would like to be placed next to him. Because call me dmnaive. But i dont want to live in a paper world where cardboard cutouts of me and guillermo cannot sit side by side. So please join me, and together we can finally prove that the greatest game of all is democracy. Isnt that right, guillermo . Guillermo thats right. Rob good lowewasrobbed. Anyway, enough about my hobbies. Lets talk about my acting. In 1983, i got my first big break when Francis Ford Coppola cast me in the outsiders. That was a ditfferent time. People were allowed to go outside. In so many things ive done in my career, some have been very, very good and some were dr. Vegas. So i wanted to have a little fun with that and i came up with a game that combines three of my favorite things, movies, trivia and talking about myself. Its time for title recall all right, the way it works sghair mows going to describe the plot of one of my movies in his own words and i will try to guess the title. What is the first plot . Guillermo okay, the first one is, you are on a boat, and its cool. Rob i am on a boat in a school. Guillermo yeah. Rob boat, school. I know i didnt do a movie called boat school. They didnt pay me enough. Guillermo im going to give you another clue. Rob please. Guillermo its not a star wars movie. Rob boat and i was in a school. Group boat and were you in a school, you know where the kids go to school. Rob i understand what a school is, guillermo, but how big is the school on this boat . How big could it have been . Guillermo listen, im going to repeat. You were on a boat and a school. Rob at the same time . Guillermo yeah, at the same time. Its okay, i dont remember yesterday, dont worry. Rob i did a movie where i was on a boat for a lot of the movie and it was called masquerade, and it didnt have a school in it, but im going to go with masquerade. What is happening . Guillermo its called oxford blues. Im going to give you another one, all right . Concentrate, all right . Rob i am. Guillermo in this movie, you scream what the hell is that rob yeah, okay, i scream, what the hells that thats right . Gi guillermo you want me to give you a clue . Rob please. Guillermo it did not win an oscar. Rob that narrows it down. What the hell is that . What, im going to go with austin powers. No. What . Guillermo whats wrong with you today . Rob a lot. Guillermo look, the name of the movie is called hostile intent. Rob okay. Listen. Everybody does good movies, and everybody does bad movies. It is really unfair, guillermo, and i am so disappointed in you that you would only go to my bad movies. Would it kill ya to go to some of the hits . Would it kill ya . Guillermo okay heres a hit. A group of sexy white people complains about their problems. Rob all my movies in the 80s. Every movie i did in the 80s was sexy white people complaining about problems. That was a whole genre, sexy white people complaining movies. John hughes would be a nobody if that genre didnt exist. Im going to go with st. Elmos fire. Guillermo yes, you got it, woohoo thats good, congratulations. Rob thank you. Guillermo because you got one right you got a prize. You won the guillermo mask, okay . Rob oh, i love, im actually going to wear, and im not kidding. This is going to be my mask of record from now on, folks, when you see me at starbucks, this is going to be great. Congratulations to me, i knew i could do did. We have to take a break. 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Danny thank you, rob, how are you, baby . Lookin good. Rob thank you, you too. I was thinking about the first time we ever met. Do you remember the first time we ever met . I do remember. I remember it, and i cant wait for you to tell the story. Rob first of all, im relieved you remember the story. It doesnt make you seem as crazy as the version im about to tell. Yeah. Rob you had just come off directing hoffa, which is one of my favorite movies of all time. Danny is not only a comedic genius but an alist director. There is nobody i more wanted to impress than danny devito. I went to a restaurant to meet some lowlevel flunky writer, and theres danny in the window, and he looks at me, and he waves me in, like, come in, come in. Im so excited that im going to get a chance meeting with danny devito. Hes like sit down, sit down, you want to order something . Im like, wow, this is turning into something. All of a sudden, were you looking over my shoulder, and the color drains from your face, and youre looking at somebody walk down the street, and i turn around, and it was matt dillon. And you had mistaken me for matt dillon, and you were like, get out of here punk. I remember that like yesterday. It was really, i hope i didnt, you know, youre okay. Rob thank you. How are you surviving quarantine . Are you holding up okay . Its terrible. Now were, i mean, im holding up okay. But you know, its like, you know the thing, you just like locked in a room. Youre in a, wherever youre locked. Its not fun. But, you know, friends and this kind of thing, promote, got the movie coming out, the one and only ivan. Its on the, you know, im very excited about it, so im doing a lot of press for it. Rob are you doing anything to stay in shape . Yeah, i do what, you know, pilates and yoga and stuff like that. And i try to cut down on the booze, you know. So i do like, today im doing a fast, im doing a juice fast. Back on the gin tomorrow, dont worry about it. I know you dont drink. No, i dont drink, but i drink a lot of juices. I heard somewhere that you were a big trampoline workout fan. Trampoline, yeah. I started, taxi,ly to maly t e an entrance one time, and i put the trampoline out so i could make a dive on to the bed. Okay, louie, if thats how you feel. How was that . Rob i love that. I did the whole thing, and then from then on, you know, i heard it was good for your lymph system, so if you bounce up and down, even if you dont do tricks on it, i got a little one that i keep around all the time like, for before i go on stage or whatever. And it keeps you, it gets your motor going, its really cool. Rob i learned something, that trampolines are good for your lymph system. Dont think this show is not educational, because it is. Dr. Devito says so. Thank you, thank you very much. Rob again, your career is the kind of career that anybody aspires to. And i mean it. Youre truly one of my heroes. Youve done anything and everything. I first saw you in one flew over the cuckoos nest, and i watched that movie 15 times and carried, snuck my tape recorder into the Movie Theater and recorded that movie so i could watch it back. Ooh, ooh, very dangerous these days. Rob when you were working with Jack Nicholson as a young actor, would you ever dream that you would grow up to direct him in Something Like hoffa . No, were from the same hood in jersey, down the shore. And hes from a neighboring town, im from asbury, and i always heard about jack, because he was like a shining star and went to california. And then, you know, got to work with him in cuckoos nest, and, you know, a really lasting friendship, still my buddy, really good man. Rob you could go from alist director and then pivot so beautifully into flaying a fullynaked man, emerging from the birth canal of a couch full of aim knee otic fluid. Can you imagine Steven Spielburg doing that . I cannot. You are truly my hero. Whats coming up next, thats all i got to say. Rob your movie on disney plus next friday. Youre the best for coming by. Truly, when i get to kiss the ring, thanks. Great talking to you, thank you. Stay safe. Rob you bet. And we will be right back with our Health Care Hero of the week. dad vo life doesnt give you many secobut a subaru can. dad you guys ok . vo eyesight with precollision braking. Standard on the subaru ascent. The threerow subaru ascent. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get 0 apr financing for 63 months on select models during the subaru a lot to love event. We took the fullsize bar, and cut it. In half. So, the next time its 3 oclock and you want some delicious dark chocolate, grab a dark chocolate nuts sea salt mini. 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Im rob lowe, and ive taken the show hostage. Our healthcare hero tonight had a busy summer fighting fires and fighting covid19. Please welcome, all the way from station 133 in brownsburg, indiana firefighter kevin byron. Welcome to the show. Hey, its really good to be here, its good to see you. Rob kevin has a wonderful family, his wife becky, and aden who has special needs, ive heard wonderful things about aden, give him my best. I will. Rob youve been fighting fires and covid, how did you come up with covid . I was feeling off one shift, and we had been monitoring it. I was fairly asymptomatic until then. Came home, ended up going to the er. My wife drove me down to the er. And about a week, about a weeks time after going to that er visit that initial time, i was in the icu and on a ventilator. Rob whoa that also means youre in a medicallyinduced coma, doesnt it . Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. Rob what, what is that like . What is, what is being in a coma like . Do you have any memories from it . How was that . I dont really remember a whole lot. Bits and pieces, you know, that whole week before going back to the hospital is a blur. I remember dreaming that i was in a, you know, that there was a, i was kind of in a jason bourne kind of thing where i was being chased by bad guys. Rob ive dreamed that i was jason bourne a ton, and ive never gotten that phone call. We have a lot in common. Sure. I actually woke up in the icu not really knowing where i was at. There was a rebroadcast of the 2004 world series, the final game, and i was with it enough to know that the last thing i remember was march. And the world series is played in october. And im sitting there thinking, good lord, how long have i been out. Rob oh. So you literally thought you might have been out for months and months and months. I did. Rob so what else do you watch . What are your shows that entertain you . If you had to pick your two favorite tv shows, what would they be . You know, i really enjoy Nathan Fillions work. Firefly is a huge one. Unfortunately, they only did 12 episodes and a movie, but im really enjoying and really grooving on the rookie nowadays. Rob little factoid, the creators of firefly created my show. When talking about a firefighter, youre the real hero. Im a fake hero. Youre the real hero, and all heroes have fans, and you, sir, have fans, i have one here tonight who wants to say hello to you. Nathan fillion, are you around . As a matter of fact, i am. Can you hear me . Can you see me . I can see you. Thats fantastic. Im a huge fan. Kevin, i just heard that youre a huge fan. Not only have you suffered through covid, now i understand you suffer from excellent taste. I am not a First Responder by any means, but i do play one on tv, and i feel that we have to stick together in some way, shape or form. Absolutely. Very done the i have set you up with some swag. For some of the guys did at the. And i even got extra copies for ebay, and a lot of celebrities wont go that extra mile. Im going to do that for you. Appreciate that, thank you. Rob our friends at hims and hers want to send you 10,000 to spend however you like. They are a Telehealth Company that connects people to licensed medical providers, and offers a variety of personal Care Products online. In addition to your gift, theyll also be sending gift packages filled with these products to each of your fellow firefighters at station 133 in brownsburg. So a big, big thank you, to nathan, to you, too. Im speechless, i wish i could Say Something erudite. I would like to match that donation of 10,000 and give that to you as well, kevin, if thats all right with you . Yeah, im not going to say no. I really, thats a lot, and im amazed. Rob nathan fillion, my hero. Yours is a fantastic story, kevin, and we need a little inspiration right now. Thank you for being that for us. Thank you for being there for the rest of us. We appreciate that. Rob we really do. Give your brothers and sisters in the firehouse our love, please. I will, i absolutely will. Thank you, thank you. Rob a big thank you to nathan fillion, kevin byron, and hims and hers. Well be right back. Given my unique lifestyle, thatd be perfect let me grab a pen and some paper. Know what . Im gonna switch now. Just need my desk. My chair. And my phone. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Sprinting past every leak in our softest, smoothest fabric. Shes confident, protected, her strength respected. Depend. The only thing stronger than us, is you. New school year, whatever that means from the sporty chic to the stem star go show off your fit, lets raise the bar whatever this year looks like, get fresh looks at old navy and oldnavy. Com. Brushing only reaches 25 of your mouth. Listerine® cleans virtually 100 . Helping to prevent gum disease and bad breath. Never settle for 25 . Always go for 100. Bring out the bold™ when you order a hotandjuicy quarter pounder. A normal amount of napkins, just wont do. Ba da ba ba ba rob thats all the time weve got for tonight. Id like to thank danny devito, kevin, nathan fillion, and my muse jimmy kimmel. If you even remotely enjoyed me hosting tonight, check out my podcast literally with rob lowe. Nightline is next. Ill see you tomorrow, same rob time, same rob channel. This is nightline. Tonight, thats the ticket. The democratic president ial running mates uniting on stage for the first time. I am incredibly honored by this respon