Jimmy did you have fun . Guillermo a lot of fun. Jimmy what are you actually watching . Guillermo im watching a game on the computer. Jimmy not on tv . Guillermo no. Jimmy i dont like the virtual crowd thing. I would rather hear what the players are saying to each other. Lebron dunks on jimmy butler and all you hear is canned applause thats probably lifted out of wrestlemania nine or something. You be you were great, guillermo. Guillermo thank you, jimmy. Jimmy this was one of the more talked about moments from game three. Tyler herro made a nice play to help the team seal the deal and then he did this, which i think was supposed to be intimidating, really looked more like a third grader with behavioral problems on picture day. Thats a look that says, just because im in a boy band doesnt mean i aint a bad ass, too. A lot of experts counted miami out, but doctors came in, they dosed them up with regeneron, remdesivir, and they came right back. Now its time to visit a ghost of game night past. Because we are handcuffed by covid, we dug into the video vault to a time before hair had overtaken my fashion. We took a plastic bottle, filled it with pickle brine and we told children we were auditioning spokeskids for an exciting new sports drink called basketball juice. And we asked them to endorse it enthusiastically. Have you ever done a commercial before . No. Jimmy okay, youre perfect for this then. Youre untarnished. This is called basketball juice. Its a new drink, okay . Uhhuh. Jimmy so, hold this up to the camera and pretend youre doing a commercial and talk about how good it is. It makes you stronger and it makes really good energy for you, i think. And it really helps you run really faster. Jimmy i want you to take a drink of that and tell everybody what it tastes like. Its kind of good. Jimmy what does it taste like . Tastes like a pickle. Jimmy kind of tastes like a pickle, huh . You know why it does . Because it has a pickle inside it. Jimmy yeah, thats why. That would be a good thing for you to say. Hold up a bottle up to the camera and goes, basketball juice, it comes with a pickle inside. Basketball juice it comes with a pickle inside jimmy action. My name is sarah. My name is jacob. And these are basketball this is a basketball juice. Jimmy what does it make you do . It makes me shoot baskets. Jimmy does it make your teeth fall out . Sometimes it makes your teeth fall out. Basketball juice sometimes it makes your teeth fall out. Im benjamin and im here for basketball juice. Its so good. Jimmy if you drink it, youll learn to speak spanish . Yes. Jimmy go ahead and say that. If you drink it, you learn to speak spanish. Jimmy open it up and take a drink and just really smile and say how much you love it. I love love it. Jimmy were going to send this tape to the basketball juice people and hopefully theyll like it. Hopefully. Jimmy were going to have to cut the part where you almost threw up out. But otherwise, it was really good. Welcome to the basketball juice family. Thank you. Basketball juice i love i love it. Jimmy all right. Those kids are all 40 now. We have to take a timeout. But well be back with bill murray, so stick around. Jimmy welcome back. We have a new show later tonight at our regular time with armie. Thats why were launching our most Ambitious Program ever. To help close the homework gap by offering School DistrictsFree Internet access and mobile hotspots for 10 million eligible households over the next five years. Tmobile. Working to connect every student. Cue rachael ray. Hey friends today were whipping up some delicious recipes. So . Whos hungry . Pets love rachael ray nutrish® and its kitcheninspired recipes. With real meat, poultry or fish. Rachael ray nutrish®. Real recipes. Real ingredients. Real good. ® goldwe believe intriana good we can all afford. Sing it, yeah, yeah from make believe made for everyone. All gold to e to a tshirt that means the world. Yeah, good to me hi jen hi. So youre the scientist here. Does my aveeno® daily moisturizer really make my dry skin healthier in one day . Its true jen. Really . this prebiotic oat formula moisturizes to help prevent dry skin. Impressive aveeno® healthy. Its our nature. fisherman vo ce how do i register to vote . Ential election. Impressive hmm . Hmm . Hmm . woman on porch vo can we vote by mail here . grandma vo youll be safe, right . daughter vo yes four girls vo the polls voted grandma vo go out and vote its so important man at poll vo woo grandma vo its the most important thing you can do jimmy welcome back. We have a new show later tonight at our regular time with armie hammer, Marlon Wayans and music from jalen smith. Regardless of how the nba finals turns out, our guest tonight taught us that it just doesnt matter. It just doesnt matter. And it really doesnt, if you think about it. His latest film with Sofia Coppola is called on the rocks. You can see it in theaters now and apple tv plus starting october 23rd. Please welcome bill murray. Hello, bill. Hello, jim. Hi, jimmy. Jimmy hi. Sorry we have a little bit of a delay so you are using the snoopy phone to help us out here. Yes, it covers the world and it comes right back here. Jimmy you look great, by the way. Jimmy have you been working out . You look really good. Thank you. I was working out a lot until july. Jimmy what happened . God, i wish we had done this months ago. [ laughter ] jimmy about two weeks ago, you turned 70 years old. Did you ever imagine yourself as a 70yearold human being . No, i dont think anyone would or should. I dont think you should do that. Its not its its not the way we i dont even think of that anyway, i think i still think id be tried as a juvenile if i got into any trouble. Jimmy you had a Birthday Party at your son homers new rockefeller center. You were careful, we have photographs from that event. Oh, yeah. Jimmy you wore a mask to put your head in the cake. And everybody was wearing masks. Was it fun with all the safety precautions in place . Yes. I think you can have fun with safety. I mean, i really do. You know, there are those people who say, safety first, last and always. Jimmy uhhuh. I usually hide from those people but now im looking for them, because and we had the place to ourselves. Rockefeller center was strangely quiet, quieter than ive ever seen it. So, there were only, you know, a couple dozen people spread out over the entire ice skating rink area. And you could make all the noise you wanted and no one in the buildings was going to complain. Its nice. And i felt at home because i worked in that building. Jimmy bill, what is the closest you feel like youve ever come to not making it to 70 years old . Was there an incident during which you felt you might lose your life . Oh, yeah, there have been a lot. [ laughter ] i couldnt i really couldnt pick just one. I mean, i think just saying this on your show, people are going to be saying, yeah, there was a time i almost killed you, remember . [ laughter ] jimmy you spent your 20th birthday in jail, is that correct . Something like that. It was either 20 or 21. Way back there, jimmy, i dont know. Its somebody wrote a song about it, im sure. But it was so long ago that i dont i dont i was cleared. Jimmy bill, as a man of great accomplishment and genuine wisdom, just seriously, what what can you tell us, now that you have the benefit of 70 years of life . Is there something you could tell us that will help guide us through ours . Well, i dont want to say anything that, you know, that anyone else has said before, but i would say that if you i read something today that said, youth is a gift and Something Like that, and age age is a work of art. And i think if you if you last long enough, that youve been smart enough and clever enough to get there and theres something that someone has been watching you, someone is watching you all the time, anyway, but i think someone watching you will pick up something, so you have to be careful that if youre going to live a long time, you better know that people are going to be watching you and making notes, taking notes. Jimmy when you say someone is watching you, do you mean god, do you mean, relatives, do you mean angels, what do you think when you say that . Well, i think first and foremost, i think, if you have children, your children are watching you, and they will haunt yo stories that you can no longer remember, which is a real problem, too. But i think you base i also think that theres a real jimmy kimmel inside of jimmy kimmel thats watching jimmy kimmel all the time and so when he reminds theres its that jimmy that taps you on the shoulder that goes, hey, yeah, remember . Jimmy yeah. Strange, too, because im going, like, jimmy, what are you doing inside of me . Get lost. [ laughter ] jimmy i asked permission to get inside of you, i want to make that very clear. Bill, do you have you been watching these nba finals . Yes. And its really heartbreaking, because i just everyones a great player and its quite an accomplishment to live without your loved ones for so long and to live in a, you know, almost like a prison. Jimmy yeah. Atmosphere for so long in the name of achieving this goal of a championship, but the real thing is to watch jimmy butler, who was a chicago bull, my team, and to watch him just be so great and it just i get down on one knee and say, michael, scottie, talk to somebody about this, can you do something . Jimmy yeah. Well, bill, when we come back, bill murray is with us, hes got a new movie, its called on the rocks. Well be right back with bill. Hmms and ahhs heard incall. Now any order can be rewarding when you use the app. No matter how you pay, youll be closer to earning rewards and getting more of your favorites for free. More ways to pay, more ways to get rewarded. Starbucks rewards. Because she loves me so this i know fo sho cmon hey ya hey ya shake it like a polaroid picture you know what to do hey ya hey ya hey. Todays the day to get to your toyota dealer. But hurry, theyre going fast. Toyota. Lets go places but hurry, theyre going fast. 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The stage mothers were removed from the set and the county so we could work and then we just tried to stay close to the camera. Thats all it was crowd control more than acting or performing. Jimmy did you ever show movies or Television Shows to your own children that you later realized were not appropriate for kids their age . Well, i took my one son to see kingpin when it came out and i hadnt seen most of the movie, i had only seen the scenes that i was in. And i was he was 10. And i thought it was a bowling movie. So i when i saw it, we walked out in total silence and we walked a long ways to a parking garage that was, like, 2 1 2, 3 blocks away and we finally got in the car, without a word, without any speech, he just said, you were good, dad. Jimmy you sing in this movie. Onces goofing around in the car and i mean, i think everyone will agree when they see this, you sing in mexico and its its beautiful. It actually your voice is beautiful and the song itself is beautiful. Yes, its beautiful. The guitarist, john, one of the greatest guitarists in the world, so, it helped a lot to have him playing. And its such its a very beautiful place and ive got rashida coming out of the ocean, sort of, you know, coming out of a shell in the ocean, so, it wasnt that hard to do, but its a beautiful scene, its fun. Jimmy you did it it really was impressive, because ive seen you mostly joking when you sing and this in this particular performance, it seemed like you really you really meant it. I did. I really did mean it. Jimmy our producer josh went to see this movie at the drivein theater. Really . Jimmy yeah. I saw it in a drivein, too, it was the opening of the new york Film Festival and they had it out right next to the arthur ashe tennis court and i watched it in a car with sofia and rashida and sofias husband and it was fun. I rolled down the windows to get some air and when it was over, people all honked their horns, like they liked it. Jimmy when was the last time you were at a drivein before that . Its probably, you know, just after the arrest, i guess. I dont know. Way back then. Jimmy bill, thats your house, i presume, and my daughter has been doing show and tell on zoom school, they go to school over the internet now and i was thinking maybe it might be fun if you showed us some of the stuff from your house. Yeah, i heard that. Jimmy you want to do that . Yes. I have this. Here it is. Jimmy what is that . Thats a statue that my son won for most improved english achievement award. [ laughter ] and i guess his brothers resented it so much, i mean, he was born speaking english and they just hated that he won a trophy for it so they broke whatever the hell was on the top of this thing. All we got is the eagles down below anymore. Thats jimmy thats a beautiful item, yeah. Well, i also was not in a prominent place and going to be from now on. Jimmy the headless trophy. Yeah, yeah. The last thing i got is this thing, which i havent really figured out, but i was its knives, jimmy. Its a knife thing that i havent really used since i bought it. I bought it at a yard sale and its a handsome thing and you set it on the table. Jimmy its beautiful, yeah. And then you insult someone and you pull out a knife real quick. But its a set of steak knifes. This is the first day i pulled all six out and this is almost like a magic act, i pulled them out earlier. Jimmy it is, with hepatitis involved, yeah. It was a twohanded job before, but now im going to work on juggling them. Jimmy what did you pay for those . I you know, i im surprised that the price isnt still on it to be honest. I would guess someone just stared at that, stared at me, i tried to dress as poorly as possible when i go to yard sales and try to just say, oh, geez, i need a knife like that. I think i might have paid ten bucks for it. Jimmy well, looks like you got every pennys worth out of that one. Just pulling it out. This is now a business expense. Jimmy it is now. For sure. Thank you so much for phoning in with us. We appreciate it. The movie is called on the rocks. It is in theaters now and will be on apple tv plus starting october 23rd. Bill murray, thanks, bill. I heard you got Marlon Wayans on the show tonight. Hes now my favorite wayans brother. Jimmy im going to tell him and keenen will be not be happy to hear it. But thanks. Take care. Bill murray. Well be right back. When i was in high sch the support weve had over the last few months has been amazing. Its not just a work environment. Everyone here is family. If you are ready to open your heart and your home, check us out. We thought for sure that we were done. And this town said not today. A diagnosis of Metastatic Breast Cancer can bring up questions that make you feel like shutting down. Go here findyourmbcvoice. Com that make you feel like shutting down. Goldwe believe intriana good we can all afford. 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This is from 2011. Obama was in his first term as president , lmfao topped the charts and the great Shaquille Oneal had Just Announced his retirement from basketball, so, we sent our intrepid reporter guillermo to file this. Guillermo Shaquille Oneal, one of the greatest centers in basketball history. He just retired. He invited me to his Beautiful House here in orlando for exclusive interview, one and one, to find out whats next for Shaquille Oneal. They call him shaq. The diesel. The big banana. The big shamrock. Shaqfu. The big aristotle. The big daddy. Superman. The big agave. The big cactus. The big oh, thats enough with the names. Geez, they get it. Guillermo so, whats next for shaquille . [ laughter ] arent you a little too close, guillermo . I just want to know whats next okay, sit down, youre making me uncomfortable. Sit down, man. Ahh. Guillermo okay. Making me uncomfortable. Guillermo all right. You have very good breath. Thank you. Guillermo youre welcome. Whats next . Probably some movies, some tv. I dont know, just right now, im just hanging out. Guillermo what about cd . The rap cd, no, no more rap. Guillermo oh, thank god. Are you making fun of me . Guillermo no, its okay. Trying to be funny . Guillermo no, i dont want no problem. Can i go to the kitchen and check out your fridge . You can have whatever you like. Guillermo you want to do a cereal eating contest . You sure you want some of that . Guillermo yes. Im the serial cereal eating champ. Im gonna kill you. Guillermo you want to put money on this . If you beat me, im walk around my house in my underwear. Guillermo if you beat me, ill walk around your house in your underwear pants. Lets go to the kitchen. Do you feel like crying now . Like what . Crying . I never cry, brother. Guillermo no . Lets go. Go i quit. Uno, dos, tres, go. I quit. You win. Guillermo all right. I quit. Guillermo im be over here. Oh, my god, i quit. Guillermo hey, youre here. Smack it, smack