They swooped in and gave him his own hour opposite joe biden. And while many are wondering why nbc would schedule this at the same time as bidens town hall, instead of on another night or even just in another time slot, so we could see what both candidates have to say, the answer to the question is, nbc sucks. [ laughter ] thats why. You should never watch that channel. [ cheers and applause ] its a real peacock block is what it was. Joe biden took questions from voters in philadelphia. Trump again was in florida. Even though they were 1,000 miles apart, i kept fantasizing about a surprise wrestle mania moment where biden runs behind trump and bangs him in the head with a folding chair. Savannah guthrie as moderator tonight, which is a role she also played in 2016 when then candidate trump did his first town hall with nbc. This is what donald trump told savannah and matt lauer four very long years ago. Its easier for me to be president ial than for me to be doing what ive been doing for the last, really, nine months. But at the right time i will be so president ial, you will be so bored. You will say, can he have a little bit more energy . But i know when to be president ial. Jimmy oh, okay. [ laughter ] when . Maybe we could get a little bit of that before you leave . Even though trump spent a lot of this afternoon cryptically claiming nbc was setting him up with this town hall, it was a beautiful reunion. Like taking a time machine back to 2004 when he was just a blowhard reality tv host, nothing more. Not only did we get a trip back to the past, we also got a glimpse of what trump and nbc have planned for their future together. This february on nbc, the prodigal don returns. That was terrible. Donald trump is out of the white house and back in the chair. Shes nothing, got no talent. And hes the toughest judge yet. He did such a gross, horrible job on that. Youre fired, get out youre fired, out trump is back only on the greatest, most fantastic network there is, nbc. Nbc is just absolutely atrocious. Jimmy well, you know, theres a job he could do. [ applause ] the president has been trying to rally himself back into the race. He was in greenville, north carolina, this afternoon. I have to say, i dont know if it had something to do with getting the virus or the fact that hes way behind in the polls, but it would appear that the past couple of weeks have humbled this president. Somebody said to me the other day, youre the most famous person in the world by far. I said, no, im not. No, im not. They say, yes, you are. Nope. Whos more famous . I said, jesus christ. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jesus christ indeed. [ laughter ] thats just what i would say in that situation. Jesus. Jesus healed the sick, he didnt infect them with the coronavirus. Last night trump was in des moines where he delighted the iowa crowd by letting them know just how thrilled he was to visit their state. Get the hell out to vote, because if i dont get iowa, i wont believe that one. I may never have to come back here again if i dont get iowa. Ill never be back, you understand that, kim . Jimmy thats kim jongun, the kim hes referring to. [ laughter ] theyre doing some Campaign Events together. This guy. I know we know hes nuts. But he is nuts. Nobody, no one in my lifetime, has done more to separate us, to drive us apart, than donald trump. And yet he genuinely believes he deserved to win the nobel prize for peace. Told our first lady, darling, were going to have the greatest publicity ive ever had tonight. I got nominated for the nobel prize. Do you know what that is, darling . Lets go home. So i leave for the first time in a long time, early. I get home, i turn on the television. They talked about your floods in iowa. They talked about hows iowa doing, the crops, hows this happening, how are they doing in florida . Three, four stories, one after another. Wheres my Nobel Peace Prize . They dont talk about it. Jimmy thats right. Fu, iowa, with your floods and your crops. I told melania i was going to win a nobel prize you know all you need to get nominated for a nobel prize is to have a College Professor write a letter on your behalf. Thats it. If you get that youre nominated. The reason i know this is because i once had a friend nominate me for the nobel prize. [ laughter ] no, melania, we didnt win. Today showing off the progress hes made with his collection of Rosetta Stone tapes. Im here for one reason and one reason only. And that is that florida and america need four more years of President Donald Trump in the white house quattro panyomas. Jimmy panyomas. Guillermo no way, jose. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do white guys think that makes them seem less white . I can assure you, you never seem whiter than when you hab la espanol in florida. This is a twist. No one has been more criminally river determine to donald trump than his loyal attorney general, william barr. Shed himself of all credibility in service of this president , but trumps mad at him now because he isnt arresting the people trump wants him to arrest, and that could potentially cost him his job. How do you feel about bill barr in a term two, second trump term, if in fact you get elected, which i think will happen . Bill barr, will he be around in the second term . I have no comment. Cant comment on that. Too early. Too early . Im not happy with all of the evidence they had, i can tell you that. Im not happy. Jimmy be careful, mr. President , you may be talking about your future cellmate there, youre going to have to get along. [ laughter ] bill barr was supposed to deliver trumps big october surprise. The surprise was that there was no surprise at all. Who knows what trump will try to get out there. My big fear is we havent even reached the part of this presidency theyre going to teach our kids about in school in 30 years. Trump is so desperate for attention, hes doing every show. Hes doing shows i never heard of. He somehow found time today to call into stewart varnys show on fox business where he continued to attack joe bidens mental acuity. Hes shot, mentally shot. So what happens is hes not calling the shots. You know, theres a lot of people, mr. President , who dont like it when you say that kind of thing. Hes mentally shot. I have to tell the truth. We cant have a president who obviously isnt very sharp. [ laughter ] jimmy well. Finally, something we agree on crazy thing is, trump keeps insinuating that biden is too old. Theres only three years difference between trump and biden. Hes 74, bidens 77. Whats next, attack Wesley Snipes for tax evasion . Joe biden is three years older than donald trump and has been medevacd one less time this month. [ laughter ] with trump on nbc tonight, biden on abc, it made me wonder, who was having a town hall on cbs . Could there be a way that we can deliver your message without the controversial rhetoric and efforts to reunite this country during these divisive times . When someone comes up and says Something Like, i am a god, everybody says, who does he think he is . I just told you who i thought i was, a god. I just told you, thats who i think i am. Versace, versace, versace, ver after chee. We love versace from all of us here at cbs news, im nora odonnell, good night. Good night. Jimmy good night. They got one too. [ applause ] the socalled second wave of covid is upon us. Dr. Fauci is recommending that because of the pandemic, americans think twice about doing a big family thanksgiving, which ive been saying that to my family for years. [ laughter ] fauci says his children, who live in three different states, will not be visiting him over the holidays out of concern for how the virus could affect a man his age. His kids say theyre not visiting because he makes a terrible spring bean casserole. I was thinking about this, imagine growing up with dr. Fauci as your dad. You only washed your hands for 28 seconds, get back in there now thats my dr. Fauci impersonation. Guillermo good job. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] its also my impression nation of every male relative in my family. Were not even close to being out of the woods with this virus. A lot of businesses have been hit hard. But heres a funny thing. Cannabis sales are booming. According to marijuana business daily, which is published monthly [ laughter ] jimmy they say based on tax revenues, pot is very hot during the quarantine, which makes this the perfect time to play one of our favorite games which is titled whos high . You know how we do this, guillermo. We are going to meet three pedestrians on hollywood boulevard. Lets meet them now. Hello, pedestrians. Hey, there. Hey jimmy one of these people is high, the other two are not high, as far as im told. I will have to use my weed ar to see who is who. We built boxes for them to be in for safety reasons. Crystal, how are you . Where are you from . Im doing great. Im from new brunswick, new jersey. Jimmy are you here on vacation rightnow . No, i live here. Jimmy you moved here for what reason . Just to live the big city life. Jimmy hows it going so far . Its a lot of work. Jimmy yeah, okay. A lot of work. Jimmy all right, all right. Crystal, we got the sense your eyes perhaps look a little moist, and we will now meet our next contestant who is hi, im andrew. Jimmy hi, andrew, how are you . Fantastic. Jimmy now you are the obvious choice, andrew. [ laughter ] what . What are you talking about . Jimmy andrew, is this hair covid hair or does it always look like that . Its covidish. Jimmy covidish. What do you do for work, andrew . I have a lot of different jobs but mostly writing. Jimmy how is it going so far . Its good. Since covid started ive been playing with a lot of puppets because i think thats the future of entertainment, so thats good. Jimmy yeah, yes, thats what they say. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, andrew. And now our third contestant is dwell, hey, jimmy. Jimmy i would have said dueal. People say that, but its like dueal. Jimmy do you have any siblings . Im the youngest of five. Jimmy what are their names . Shoutout to trinny, ranell, valerie, dale. We here, yo, yeah. Jimmy okay, i just really i wanted to know if you could remember your siblings names. You know, its part of the game, all right . Okay, dueal, welcome. Lets see, okay. So im going to make a snap judgment here. I think andrews the obvious choice, but i know the staff tries to keep things mixed up. Im going to say that crystal, crystal, are you high . Jimmy jimmy yes . Im high as giraffe booty on mars right now. Jimmy there we go. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy pretty good, right . Not bad at all. All right. Well, we have gifts for you. What gifts do we have for the gang here . Weve got oh, look at that, a tambourine. And weve got another tambourine. And then weve got another tambourine. All right, thank you all for playing are you high . Should we do another round . Its fun. By the way, crystals probably wondering what that creature who handed her the tambourine was, whether that really happened or not. All right, hello there, contestants. How are you . Lets start on the left side again and meet horace. Hi, horace. Hi, jimmy. Jimmy not a lot of guys named history mass nowadays. Ive only met a couple in my life. Jimmy does everybody call you horace or there is a nickname . Everybody calls me horace. Jimmy what do you do for work, horace . Im a software engineer. Jimmy okay, horace. Can we zoom real quick into i like to get a look at everyones eyes. Okay, all right. Thank you, horace. Pretty clear. No redness there, all right. Lets meet our next player. Our next player is cant see your nametag, what is your name . Alis alisa. Hi, jimmy. Jimmy are those prescription sunglasses . No yes, they are. Jimmy they are prescription sunglasses, okay. And do they get light where you go indoors . They do. Jimmy oh, theyre those kind. Actually, they get darker when i go outside. Jimmy they get dark where you go outside, yeah. That would go along with [ laughter ] well, yeah probably does both, though, right, huh . Yeah. [ laughter ] i used to wear those things. What happens is they dont get light fast enough. So when you come indoors, you bump right into things. Isnt that correct . Oh jimmy maybe they made advances since them. What do you do for work . Im a teacher. Jimmy what grade do you teach . Sixth grade. Jimmy im ruling you out right now. No, i jimmy lets see, lets see. Lets meet our third player. It is marlon. Hi, marlon. Whats up, buddy . Jimmy how are you . Im good, man. Jimmy im doing well. Tell us a little bit about yourself, marlon. Um [ bleep ], man. Jimmy all right. I know my answer. Marlon, i have a question for you. Yeah . Jimmy are you high. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ applause ] all right, there you go, see that . All right, thanks. We have some prizes for you guys too. We what is that prize . What the heck is that . Oh, bubble wrap, have fun with that, marlon. Share that with your students. And yes, thats for horace too. Thanks to all of you for risking your lives to play our stupid game tonight. All right. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right, weve got a great show for you tonight. Whos on the show tonight, guillermo . Guillermo tonight we have josh gad. And we have governor john jimmy ill do it. John kasich is with us. Guillermo yes. Jimmy and you can do this one. Guillermo and music from foo fighters jimmy thats right, foo fighters. 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And on monday, a special International Guest all the way from kazakhstan. Borat, live in studio. [ cheers and applause ] it will be very nice. And this is nice too. On sunday night, the return of who wants to be a millionaire. I am the host, Tiffany Haddish is in the hot seat. This season, we have celebrities playing for charity and some very deserving essential workers playing for the chance to win lifechanging amounts of money. Thats sunday night here on abc at 9 00 8 00 central, should you care to spend a bit of the weekend with me. Our first guest tonight packs a remarkable array of talents into a little pile of snow. October 23rd, he returns to the role that launched a million halloween costumes, olaf, in once upon a snowman, a short film on disney plus. Please welcome josh gad hi, josh. Hello hello, my friend, how are you . Jimmy im doing well. Hey, i want to first say thank you. You filled in for me as host of the show last month. It seems like it was a long time ago but it was just last month. Yeah, no, i never want to do it again. [ laughter ] no it was actually great. You know, i dont know if youre able to, but i was wearing pretty much this kind of thing under it. Jimmy yeah. And it felt really like i fleeced your audience. It felt empowering. Jimmy well, you did a great job. I missed you, buddy. Thank you. Jimmy you made news when you did that show, with daisy ridley, you uncovered a star wars factoid that nobody knew about. Yes. I made news, and i maiden hes at our parent company, disney. Jimmy oh that was fun doing all that in one night. Jimmy i see. That was good. Jimmy daisy revealed she was yodas grandma or Something Like that . What was it . Yeah. I dont remember it being that, per se. Jimmy youve been busier than most during this lockdown. Is that just my perception or is that true . No, its true. Jimmy yeah. You started i dont know why i got so aggressive with you when i said that. I just wanted to correct you, make sure you understood. Jimmy a lot of people are doing these reunions where they bring together the casts of various things. You started that. That was your thing. Does that anger you when you now see everybody else trying to jump in on your territory here . It [ bleep ] enrages me. [ laughter ] im not going to lie. Its really im not usually a bitter guy, you know. Like im olaf, im supposed to be like, oh, everybody should steal my concept no, shame on you [ laughter ] jimmy you hinted on twitter theres another one coming. Was that a hint . There is another one coming . That is a hint. I wasnt going to do this tonight, but i love you so much, jimmy, im going to reveal to you that the next episode of reunited apart is waynes world with mike myers. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] thats a good one. Im very excited. Jimmy thats a really good one. Cats out of the bag. Cats out of the bag. Jimmy that is exciting. Oh, boy. Its exciting, right . Jimmy yeah, its really good, wow. Will queen be there . Uh i hope a queen will be there. I dont know if the band will be there. Jimmy yeah. Hoping some royalty will be there for sure. Were trying to get everybody. Its always really tough, but you know, trying to get as many people as we can. Its going to be pretty amazing. Jimmy yeah, thats going to be fantastic. You really embraced zoom. Zoom is like my vision of hell. You, i see you on it, you seem to be having fun. Where does the family go while youre zooming . You know whats so funny, right now, out of my eyeline, my dog is trying to get into the glass doors and its enraging me. Because i specifically said, im about to do jimmy kimmel. But my kids, what will happen is my kids will oftentimes, when im on a zoom call or reunion or anything like that, will be standing right out of frame trying to get my attention. And ill be like nodding my head, but as you see, this is whats actually happening outside of the