They should call this one the end of the world series. Its hard to focus on sports with this election coming up. The elections two weeks from today, which means we are only six months away from knowing who our next president will be. In l. A. County, if you vote in person on election day, you will not be required to wear a mask. Voters who refuse to wear a mask will not be turned away. Instead, theyll be escorted to an outdoor area to fill out their ballots there. Youve heard of the smoking section . This is a karen corral. [ laughter and applause ] i get it, you cant deny you a right to vote. They wouldnt let you vote if you showed up not wearing pants, right . Huh . I dont know, maybe its word a try. Thursday night voters will get one more chance to see the candidates facetoface. Details for the second and final debate in nashville are being released because the last one went so far off the rails, the commission on president ial debates has come up with a way to cut down on all the potus bankruptus. Theyve come up with a mute button. Biden and trump will be muted during the twominute answer period so this doesnt turn into another Senior Citizen bum fights video. [ laughter ] this is the same muting the mics is the same strategy my daughters teacher uses for zoom kindergarten. Would a mute button even work on donald trump . I feel if you turn off his microphone, hell just pull another one out of his hair or something. [ laughter ] emperor popitan is hot about the mics. He phoned into fox friends to lash out about the Debate Commission. He announces that theyre the plotting against him. In this case, even the guys running the sound system are plotting against him. The whole thing is crazy. This commission, i have problems with them four years ago where they stifled out my mic during my conversation with crooked hillary. And, you know, they muted my mic. They did a whole thing. They did this to me already. They modulated it at the time. They actually had to write me a letter of apology. Jimmy yeah they modulated his mic, interesting, because earlier this month he told sean hannity they oscillated it. They oscillated my mic, three debates with hillary. The first debate, they excuse me, on the first debate, they oscillated the mic. And they oscillated it very, very seriously. Jimmy yes. So seriously. Really, really seriously. [ laughter ] they oscillated it, modulated it, constipated it. [ laughter ] these microphones are out to get the president. Its a told pitch hunt. [ laughter ] how many months after he loses do you think fox friends stops taking his calls live on the show . The Debate Commission says six topics will be covered on thursday night. Its cute that they think topics will be covered on thursday night. But trumps strategy for the debate is they say hes going to try to be nicer. They want him to try to be funny. And hes hoping a fly lands on joe bidens head. Will you take some time to answer the previous question like mike pence did and then answer their question . Well, look, i do my own debating. I do fine. And i do my own debating. A lot of people said i won there are many who suggested if you just let joe biden share his ideas, america might not be too keen on those ideas. Well, i may do that. The interesting thing they said, if you let him talk, hell lose his train of thought because hes gonzo. Jimmy his chain of thought. I believe the phrase is train of thought but im not the president. President trump Trumps Campaign is a chain wreck right now. [ laughter and applause ] a poll on a subject of covid and credibility, 16 of the Americans Trust the coronavirus information they get from president trump, down from 23 in april. That is interesting because if that numbers accurate, 16 , that means more than half of his supporters dont trust him to give hut information about the virus. Why would you support someone you cant trust to warn you that something might kill you . The president was in erie, pennsylvania. Melania was supposed to gin him there, expected to make her first appearance since orange face gave her covid. She canceled because three weeks after she tested positive, she stilt isnt feeling her be best, shes sick. [ laughter ] you know who did come out to support donald trump . Second daughter, tiffany trump, who summoned all her trump family tried to help dadly win over lgbtq voters in tampa. Jimmy wow. What an entrance. [ laughter ] the blackeyed peas, too. The one time it would be appropriate to use ymca and they blew it. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy the one time. And it only got better from there. Such an honor to be able to be here and speak truthfully, honestly, and from my heart. I know what my father believes in. Prior to politics, he supported gays, lesbians, the lgbtqia community, okay . Jimmy you forgot the t. The woman named after a Jewelry Store forgot the t. Donald trump is not a friend to the lgbtq community. Donald trump, he fought to give employers the right to discriminate based on sexual orientation. He proudly imposed a transgender military ban. He sided against trans students in the School Bathroom lawsuit. He supported but all this must be news to tiffany. I have friends of mine who reach out and they say, they make up stories, how would you support your father . We know you, we know your best friends are gay, we know your best friends are this, this, this. I say, its because my father has always supported all of you. Jimmy how would she know that . She has no idea what her father supports. Her father even took her to dq. People can say whatever they want to say, but im here because my support my father, he supports all of you, and we are here to fight for equality, democracy, to keep america and make it better. Yes whoo jimmy look at that group, maybe two of those people are gay. [ laughter ] wait till these trump kids find out theres no money in the will. Thats a show i would watch. [ laughter ] enough on politics for tonight. On abc the gods of love have gifted us with a new episode of the bachelorette. The activity was a game of strip dodgeball. The winners of the game got a group date with clare, the losers got swollen testicles. [ laughter ] it was a weird show. The guys this season dont seem terribly eager to spend time with the bachelorette. It actually got her upset and the awkward moment of the night, that award went to a real estate agent, brandon, who had trouble closing the deal. I never thought i would do anything like this before. When i found out that you were the bachelorette, i just knew, i knew i had to be here. So what made you want to be on here for me . First of all, youre obviously absolutely gorgeous. Oh, thank you. But other than that to be honest, i dont know really anything about you. I know that youre, you know, from sacramento. Were you born and raised . Or [ laughter ] jimmy should i just send myself home now . Or how does it work . I typically know more about my uber driver by the end of the ride than brandon knew about clare. Brandon did not get a rose, which is fine. I know were only on the second episode, but this is a done dale. Clare and dale are practically dry humping in front of the other guys. Its obvious. I know how important they are to you, but it doesnt matter, you shouldnt feel like that, and like the fact that like i feel like knowing that you felt like that, id never want you to feel like that. To say like i have strong feelings for you, like hell yeah like, like, like, this whole like everything, like, like, like, like, like like like like like like like like like and like like and like like that bothered me. Jimmy thats a lot, that is a lot of likes. Thats more likes than that guy skateboarding with the ocean spray. Its hard to find love, whether youre the oldest bachelorette, like clare, or an Elementary School student. This is something we shot before the pandemic closed everything down. We created an app to help kids make love connections. As youll see, we were having a lot of success. Jimmy do you know what tinder is . No. Jimmy tinder is an app that pairs eligible singles. And it finds friends for you. Do you understand . Now what i would like you to do is to look at some of these girls. Okay. Jimmy if you like them, you swipe right. If youre not interested, you swipe left. I want right. Jimmy all right. Here you go. Look at that guy. No . Okay. No . No . Wow. Very, very decisive. How about this little girl . Carrie . I dont cry even when i get a shot, she says. What is her favorite color . Jimmy it doesnt say. Okay. Jimmy is that important . No, no, no. Jimmy swiping eleventh on all these guys, huh . You dont like any of these guys . Wait, wait, wait. What about this guy . He seems like a nice kid, right . All right. So lets swipe right on him. Okay. Jimmy amiyah, 5 years old. Im going to build houses when i grow up. Nope. Jimmy im going to swipe right on her. You know what that means . What . Jimmy were going to set you up on a date with her. No jimmy you dont have to commit to anything, okay . Okay. Jimmy just see how it goes. Okay. Jimmy all right. Look at that. Its a match. It means amiyah likes you also. I cant look. Jimmy well, i see you two are really hitting it off, huh . My name is bill. Im your waiter. Can i get you anything . I will have coffee. Jimmy you want some coffee . And i will have some diet coke. Jimmy did you introduce yourselv to each other . No. Jimmy oh. Well, why dont you go ahead and do that . Uh my names atticus. Jimmy my name as amiyah. Jimmy atticus, amiyah, amiyah, atticus. Fall in love. Ill be back. Jimmy ask him what he likes to do for fun. What do you like to do for fun . Pretty much draw. Jimmy ask her what her favorite color is. Whats her favorite color . Pink and purple. Jimmy ask him what his favorite animal is. What is your favorite animal . Uh gorilla . Okay. Jimmy ask her if she has any kids. Do you have any oh. That do you have any kids . No. I cant look. Jimmy all right. A coffee for you. And a diet coke for you. Hows it going so far . Do you know, amiyah that atticus swiped right on now . Which means he thought you were beautiful. Oh, he swiped right on you. Jimmy are you embarrassed . Uh not a lot. Jimmy a little bit . Okay, a lot. Jimmy youre a lot embarrassed, yeah. Heres what were going to do. Im going to leave. Were going to draw a heart around the two of you. And were going to tell everyone youre in love, okay . No no jimmy yes, yes, here we go. Just look at the camera for a second. What . Jimmy theyre in love no [ applause ] jimmy aww, isnt that sweet this we have a good show for you tonight. We have music from blackpink. Well be right back with Michael Keaton could put cookies creme in twix. Twix this is a right twix. Excuse me. [screams into pillow] twix cookies creme. Hey allergy muddlers. Achoo . Do your sneezes turn heads . Try zyrtec. It starts working hard at hour one. And works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Zyrtec muddle no more. Leggo a big mac medium fries. And an oreo mcflurry. There you go. The j balvin meal. 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The stanford rapist could afford bail. Got out the same day. The Senior Citizen could not. Forced to wait in jail nearly a year. Vote yes on prop 25 to end money bail. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Tonight on the show, their new album is called the album. Music and conversation with blackpink. [ cheers and applause ] blackpink, if you dont know, if youre not in the know like i am, is an allfemale kpop group. Blackpink is also the color of my aunt chippys lungs did you know that . Guillermo yeah, i know that. Jimmy more the former than the latter. Tonight, Tracee Ellis Ross and marcandre, music from tate mccray. My first guest is one of my favorite actors, from batman to birdman. From bill place blasjowski. The trial of the chicago 7 is in theaters and on netflix right now. Please welcome Michael Keaton. [ cheers and applause ] hi, michael, how are you . Very good. Whats going on with the blackpink show . Thats not pink, though, is it . Jimmy no, pink is a different person. Okay, i thought maybe pink had another like andy kaufman when he was jimmy no, pink doesnt have an alter ego, as far as i know, other than her actual personal identity. How are you doing . Are you in montana at your ranch or here in l. A. . Im back in l. A. I just got back a little while ago, couple of days ago, yeah. I was up there primarily through the whole i dont know how to refer to it anymore. People say the thing, or the virus. I avoid saying the china virus. Jimmy yes. Thats a good i think thats a good policy. Dont say that. Unless youre the president of the united states. Right. Right, right. Jimmy you so im back, yeah. Jimmy you have a trailer, an airstream or Something Like that . I live in a trirl. Jimmy you live in a trailer . A nice trailer youre living in. Yeah. Good. Wait a minute. Im getting potential spam. I swear to god, just came up on my phone. Jimmy you just froze on the screen, its a great shot of you smiling. [ applause ] hows that . Jimmy thats better. We can see you. Youre moving now. [ cheers and applause ] oh, wait a minute. Its door dash, hold on a sec. Jimmy are you getting a good delivery . No, no, i swear to god it was potential spam just came up. Jimmy i believe it, you did freeze. I went up in my airstream. I think you have one, right . Jimmy no. I have a winnebago. I am not driving a trailer, im driving a full rectangle. [ laughter ] probably a whole band would do. Yeah, im not that cool. Jimmy yeah, i have the kids and my wife with me, and you know, snacks. We had a lot of fun. It is fun. Jimmy how do your neighbors up in montana react to your political leanings . You do a lot of posting. I know you made a bunch of videos supporting the democratic candidate for president. Particularly focusing on your home state of pennsylvania. Is that yeah. Jimmy does that ever get you in arguments up there . You know, thats a really good thats a very good question. I actually havent been asked that question. No. Things have been pretty cool. You know, you have to know how to navigate that stuff. In some rural states. And, you know, look. You know, for me, i understood to some degree why many people wanted a change. They arent evil people because they voted for trump. We have very reasonable conversations. It never really comes up. Theyre pretty respectful. You have to watch what your Bumper Sticker says. But i really key in on pennsylvania, you know. Jimmy yeah. I had to key in on pennsylvania. If biden doesnt win pennsylvania, he doesnt win. If he doesnt win western pennsylvania, where im from, he really doesnt win. Youre right, ive done i keep a pretty low profile. In the past, ive introduced back in pittsburgh years ago, al gore. In montana i introduced obama. Its not like ive never done anything. But i keep a real low profile. This time i just thought, you know, youve got to pull the trigger. Jimmy you made a video that i would like to show just a bit of. Because its good. Here we go. Hi, im Michael Keaton. Michael keaton douglas, from just outside of pittsburgh, western pennsylvania. And you can act like you dont want to listen to me and i wouldnt blame you. But lets be honest. Im a pretty good batman. [ laughter ] jimmy its hard to argue with that. [ cheers and applause ] im glad you brought this up. The first time ive played that card. Jimmy im glad you brought this up, because i read in i think august in vanity fair, the director of the flash movie said that you will be playing batman in the flash movie. Can you confirm that . I cant confirm anything. I can only say this, though. Youre like a comic book guy . Jimmy yeah, i like them. Yeah, yeah. Still are. But if i recall, youre like a spiderman guy, right . Jimmy yeah, im going to be in the spiderman. Youre going to be in the next spiderman . Im playing craven the hunter in the next spiderman movie. Thats where everybodys supposed to applaud. [ cheers and applause ] that wouldnt surprise me. That wouldnt surprise me. Jimmy yeah. It shouldnt. Were having discussions, as they say, were talking, well see what happens. Jimmy let me talk about the other batmen. Ben affleck is playing batman in this movie. Does that mean val kilmer, george clooney, if not adam west, maybe kanye west filling in . [ laughter ] will there be a conclave of batmans, men . All 127 of them. Jimmy michael, who was the best batman . Me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and do you still do you keep the suit at home for like sex play or whatever, or anything . No. Jimmy no, you do not . No, but i will slip into it now and then. You know, if im feeling insecure, i slip into the suit, makes me feel a whole lot better. Ill walk around the neighborhood a little bit. You know, when things anyway. When things around here get a little nervous, maybe, i put the suit on, and boy, things lighten the [ bleep ] up. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, can i jimmy yes. Share something with you . Jimmy what have you got . We were having technical difficulties. Jimmy yeah. You know, you have to position yourself and make sure the audios on and everything. So they made me like i was 10 sit on pillows. Oh, really . Yeah. I ran out of pillows because i didnt have enough. Ill show you one of the things im sitting on. Jimmy okay. Hold on a minute. Im sitting on the mueller report. [ applause ] which, by the way, he kind of did too. Jimmy like Robert Mueller himself, youre sitting on the mueller report. Yes. Jimmy all right, were going to take a break. When we come back, were going to see part of this movie, the trial of the chicago seven. Yes. Jimmy Michael Keaton is with us, well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by wendys. Download the app to get a free breakfast croissant sandwich with any purchase. And