Extension worth 85 million. That just is base pay. Hell make more than that from endorsement deals. Its like how waiters make most of their money in tips. Lebron is signed through 2023. Then his son will be eligible for the nba draft and potentially play alongside his dad in the nba. Just what you want when youre a rookie, dad there. [ laughter ] yelling age ining at you to pos. Donald trump did not get a contract extension this year. He says he did but he didnt. [ cheers and applause ] the president and the first lady took part in the annual 98th gaslighting i mean, treelighting tonight. [ laughter ] because of the pandemic, the event wasnt live, it was prerecorded on monday night. But that didnt make it one bit less magical. Please join me from your homes and all over the country, and in fact all over the world, as we light our great tree. Well start with five, four, three, two, one jimmy oh, my well, you know, thats 2020 for you. [ applause ] the good news is the vaccines are on the way. Soon, we hope. The next big challenge might be getting people to take them. In an effort to give that a push, three former president s announced that theyd be willing to get the shot on tv. Obama, bush, and clinton are joining forces for what they promise will be the most boring payperview event of our lives. [ laughter ] on the other end of the responsibility spectrum, secretary of state mike pompeo is moving ahead with plans for not one but two holiday parties at the state department this month. Pompeo has reportedly sent out over 900 invitations for just one of the events which is being held indoors in what they call the Benjamin Franklin room. Benjamin franklin died of lung disease. A state Department Spokesman dead Face Coverings will be mandatory. How long do you think the Face Covering will last in a room full of bigs in a blanket . He could end up eat an n95 face mask. Our future expresident is not happy with his attorney general, bill barr, after barr came out to declare theres no evidence of widespread election fraud. He was called to a meeting with trump that was said to be intense. I would love to have been a fly on the wall trump didnt build for that one, ill tell you that. [ laughter ] the meeting was said to be contentious. When barr left the white house you could see tiny little slap marks all over his face. [ laughter ] theres talk that even though trump has 48 days in office he might give barr the boot. Trump weighed in on that subject and more. Can i ask you to respond to the comments by your attorney general, who indicated he has not seen at this point any evidence of fraud enough to overturn the Election Results . Given that, why is now not the time to concede . Well, he hasnt done anything. So he hasnt looked. When he looks, hell see the kind of evidence that right now youre seeing in the georgia senate, you know. Theyre going through hearings right now in georgia, theyre finding tremendous volumes. So they havent looked very hard. Jimmy right, right. Have they tried opening all the little doors of the Advent Calendar . [ laughter ] maybe the evidence is in there. Do you still have confidence in barr . Uh ask me that in a number of weeks from now. [ laughter ] jimmy thanks, president magic eight ball. [ laughter ] you know trump is so jealous of kim jongun right now. Why scant i feed barr to starving coyotes . Id like to see trump fire him just to find out whos willing to take the title of twomonth attorney general. This is exciting. This is is the part of the movie where we start rooting for predator to be alien. [ laughter ] the vice poodle, mike pence, seems to be distancing himself from trumps claims of election fraud. Usually when mike pence is distancing himself from you, youre a woman whose ankles are showing. [ laughter ] according to one insider, pence does not want to go down with this ship. Thats like the first mate on the lusitania trying to distance himself from the torpedo hole. Its too late, my man, youre about to get wet. Cousin rudy is at it again. Theres some crazy stuff going on right now that most people probably arent even aware of. The nuttiest of the nutty trump nuts are showing up to what theyre calling election hearings. And all the looneys are coming out of the bin. Last night we were introduced to a new character in the trumperverse, a woman named melissa coron, no relation to the virus. I watched this clip 14 times, im still not convinced shes a real person. Ive lost family, ive lost friends, ive been threatened, ive been my kids have been threatened, my ive had to move, ive had to change my phone number, ive had to get rid of social media, ive there nobody wants to come forward. Theyre getting threatened. Jimmy shes been threatened you understand . Shes frightened [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and she doesnt have a boyfriend this woman, it seemed like she was making Rudy Giuliani nervous, believes this nonsense. Even trump doesnt actually believe. She spent most of her time accusing the democrats of stealing the election by attacking republican politician ises. My question is, were not seeing the poll book off by 30,000 votes. Whatd you guys do, take and it do something crazy to it . Im saying the numbers are not off by 30,000 votes. I know what i saw. I know what i saw, and i signed something saying that if im wrong, i can go to prison. Did you . [ laughter ] jimmy what are the odds shes wearing a rose all day tank top under that scarf . [ laughter ] watch your back, judge jeanine then another star witness stepped forward for team trump, and this one somehow managed to bring china into this. You can actually show up and vote without an i. D. Its shocking. How can you allow that to happen . Like a lot of people think all indians look alike, i think all chinese look alike. How would you tell . [ laughter ] jimmy no further racists, your honor, we rest. [ laughter ] it was quite a parade. But the grand marshal of crazy was not to be outdone. Listen here as former Time Magazine person of the year, Rudy Giuliani, passes a little bit of gas. Youre attempting to seek a pardon, so why is this not part of that . I will ask that he be disciplined for that. First of all [ laughter ] jimmy thats why they call him rudy tootie. In case you missed the first one, he did it again. Im hoping to get an answer to the other questions about mr. Barr and others who have i gave you the answer. A point of order the answer i gave you is they didnt bother to interview a single witness. Just like you, they dont want to know the truth. Jimmy the look on that woman now if youll excuse me, i have to go change my bloomers [ laughter ] its shark week on oan. [ laughter ] and its all in service of our dear miss leader. He inspires people. He is a man of no shame. Yesterday he released a video that looked like a Live Press Conference but it was not, it was a badly edited 46minute lieatribe that was so full of foolshoods, three Fact Checkers died during this speech. [ laughter ] it was a lot to take in. We decided to whittle out the misinformation. From 40something minutes of talking, this is what was left. Thank you. This may be the most important speech ive ever made. This election is done. Joe biden is going to be your next president. Its too late to change the outcome. Congratulations. The days of donald trump are coming to an end. And its been like living in hell. What can i say . Im sorry. Im sorry so with the resolve and support of the american people, joe biden will do whats right for our country. And i hope that joe biden will restore trust in our system of government. Thank you. God bless you. And god bless santa claus. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets let him have santa claus, huh . All right. This is something i hope will delight you as much as it did me. I was watching the local news last week. Because of the pandemic, you know, everyone they talk to on the street is in a mask. Their faces are covered. And when they answer questions, i realized that you could really put any words into their mouths you wanted. Like this. Lucas, let me ask you, if you won the lottery, what would you buy . Houses in my favorite cities around the world. If you won the lottery, what would you buy . I would buy 100 dump trucks. Jimmy okay, you get the idea. We ask questions, we swap the answers from the parents with the answers from the kids. With that said, im proud to present the first of what i believe will be many editions of masking questions. Henry, what is your favorite thing to drink . I Love Chocolate milk with marshmallow. What is your favorite thing to drink . Iced coffee macchiato. What would you like for christmas . Ellen wood dollhouse. What do you want for christmas . Playstation 5. What do you like to play . Fifa. What do you like to do for fun . I like to paint. How about you, what do you do for fun . Snowboard. You like to snowboard . Yep. Have you ever gotten in trouble for something . Ive crashed a car before. You did . What kind of car . I think a 2012 kia. Marci, have you ever gotten in trouble . When i was like 2 or 3, i was drawing on my closet door. What were you drawing . I dont know, just scribbly scrabbling. What do you think america could do to become more united . Be happy, be kind, be more nice. Cassie, what are some things america can do to be better . I think we need to legalize marijuana all across the globe. Josiah, if you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you want to go visit . Go to my girlfriends home down. Blair, if you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go . The pumpkin patch. What is your favorite food . Hot wings, barbecue with the ranch to dip in. Blair, what is your favorite food . Mac and cheese [ cheers and applause ] jimmy freaky thursday. All right, one more thing. Before we forge ahead, its thursday night. That means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unsister censorship. The president elect, joe biden, is recovering after reports say he fractured his foot while playing with his [ bleep ]. I didnt [ bleep ] 20 years, he only [ bleep ] three years. Im afraid i might get why nobody [ bleep ] my ass . Of the five press secretaries that have been women, three have been under president trump. He [ bleep ]ed the first working mom in sarah sanders, [ bleep ]ed another working mom, then [ bleep ]ed me. We appoint jared burns, old friend, brilliant thinker, quick wit, a heart as big as his [ bleep ]. I could [ bleep ] a small european village. You and me both. You know, since november of 2015, jared and i [ bleep ]ed every day. It was in our plan, every day. I gave every inch of my [ bleep ] to him. Every inch. His name is linsey. I met him one night in tennessee. He said, i am going to [ bleep ] you. I said, i dont think so. And here we are almost 34 years later. Come on, kids. [ bleep ] a little. Jimmy oh, frost why are. All right, weve got a good show. Diego luna is with us. We have music from Paris Jackson. Well be right back with zendaya, so stick around smooth driving pays off with allstate, the safer you drive the more you save you never been in better hands allstate click or call for a quote today get new charmin ultra strong. Getting clean . You never been in better hands allstate it just cleans better, so your family can use less. Hello clean bottom enjoy the go with charmin. Save mothis weekend. Circle. Get 10 off target giftcards. Instore or at target. Com. Join target circle on the target app. Saturday and sunday only. 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Just a couple of months ago, our first guest tonight became the youngestever winner of the emmy for best actress in a drama. The first of two special new episodes of the show she won it for, euphoria, premieres minutes from now on hbo max. Please say hello to zendaya. [ cheers and applause ] hello, zendaya. Hello. Jimmy i havent seen you since you won the emmy, congratulations on that. Thank you so much. Thank you. Jimmy you know what, i actually went through my calendar and figured it out. You know how long ago that was . How long ago was it . Jimmy 9 1 2 weeks. Wow. Jimmy seems like it was 9 1 2 months ago, doesnt it . Its weird because it all it feels like forever ago, but also feels like it just happened. Jimmy it does, yeah. I guess that sort of thing does feel like it. Youre up against so many established, huge names, huge talents. Did you think that you might like in the back of your head think, hey, i might win this . No. Absolutely not. I mean, it was crazy, i think, just to be like just to be sitting there, on like essentially like a zoom call with these women that im in this category with, you know. It was like insane, like just to be mentioned in the conversation. So i was just like i didnt know what to do. Everybody i was like its like writing a speech, i feel like thats prumt wuls and weird and i shouldnt do that. Like you know, then i was like, but i should write something because everybodys telling me, you cant just wing it, because usually i write it, no, you should write something. I should write something, but i cant. I was very nervous. Jimmy theres got to be nothing sadder than having that acceptance speech after you lose in your pocket, then you look at it in the bathroom later. I mean, thats kind of pathetic, really. You know, the emmys, like the people brought them to everyone. Jimmy right. And they also go away if you dont win. Which is like jimmy can i ask you about that . I was very involved in the planning of that and im still not sure what happened. Because well, you accepted the award. You were at your home with your family. A lot of members of your family and they were very excited. Lets share the clip from that moment, if we could. And the emmy goes to zendaya, euphoria. Jimmy so zendaya, who handed you that emmy . Is that one of your family members, friends . Darnell, my brother and assista assistant, hes with me all the time. Jimmy where did he get it . Who handed it to him . Someone in a hazmat suit. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, okay. I now wonder if there were people i didnt think they were supposed to have im very confused by that. I did think that was a great celebration. It was one of the best moments of the night. Your sister, lets zoom in and take a look at your sister here. Yeah. The fist pump. Jimmy was your sister a cheerleader or a boxer or anything . Right. That is my i think that was the standout for me, because i couldnt see anyone, then watching it back, seeing my sister, like she had just like her team just won, like lets go jimmy yeah. That just sums her up. Jimmy then your mom had almost the opposite reaction. Lets look at your mom. Your mom looked like she saw a ghost. Too funny, her face. Shes just so proud. It was so cute. Jimmy it was great. My dog, have you seen my dog . Jimmy i missed the dog. My dog freaked out, so much noise. He was hiding under the coffee table. Everybody started yelling. He just ran out. Jimmy was he excited about the emmy win . I hope so. I hope hes proud. Jimmy what did you do to celebrate after that . Youre all there in the room. Did you have a party or anything . I was i was so grateful that my whole family was there, you know, just being able to share that moment with them was so special. And we finished the night by one of my friends makes the best pancakes in the world. So she hooked us up with pancakes. We all ate pancakes in my living room. And my parents my mom had just learned a song on the piano that she wanted to share with everyone. Jimmy wow. It was a good time to whip out a little duet. Jimmy really, what did they sing . They were singing easy like sunday morning. Jimmy oh, okay, commodores, yeah. There was there you know, it was a rendition. My mom was still learning. It was a little choppy here and there but they got it right. It was beautiful. Yeah, it was a special little thing. Jimmy you had a pancake party, thats nice. So you were where are you, in atlanta right now shooting spiderman 3, correct . Correct. Jimmy correct. You can say that. I know its very secretive, right . Yes, everything is very secret. Jimmy is it call spiderman 3 because there are three spidermen in the movie . I can neither confirm nor deny. Jimmy interesting. Did you have thanksgiving there in atlanta . Yes, we did. We had a bubble thanksgiving. Jimmy with spidermen . I cant say. [ laughter ] that was good, that was good. That was good. Jimmy yeah, i was wondering what you guys had. Because i know Tobey Mcguire is a vegan and i was wondering if he had a tofurkey or something. [ laughter ] i have no idea. Jimmy you have no idea, really . I really dont, i really dont. Jimmy youve been acting for a longtime. Since you were a little kid, right . Yeah. Jimmy and you went to Online School before it was the thing that everyone was required to do. Yes, i did. And what do you looking back, because now you c