Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, guillermo at the oscars. Owen wilson, and Academy Award winner Guillermo Del Toro with cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Very nice. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us on i might be a little slow. This is probably the most hung over day of the year in hollywood. [ laughter ] oscar monday. Last night i hosted the oscars right across the street. [ cheering ] i was fishing, ill admit it. [ laughter ] its weird to see an audience not in tuxedos and gowns. Its gross, actually, disgusting. [ laughter ] you look terrible. Its an interesting setup at the oscars. Everyones crowded together in basically an abandoned shopping mall. They clear out the mall over there, and everyone is there wearing donated clothes. Most of them havent eaten in days. Its like a very upscale hurricane shelter. [ laughter ] but what a night. No slaps, no mixedup envelopes, no matt damon. It was absolutely perfect. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] Everything Everywhere all at once won best picture, becoming [ cheering ] the first movie featuring a buttplug fight to win best picture since gandhi, back in 1983. [ laughter ] thats right. In the acting category, it was a clean sweep for the cast of encino man. [ laughter ] actor and supporting actor. Avatar won best visual effects after James Cameron turned Sigourney Weaver and zoe saldana into cgi sea monkeys. [ laughter ] the award for best documentary went to navalny. Youve got to see this. This is a terrifying true story of the price that one man, one brave man is paying for speaking out against putin and russian totalitarianism. Or, as Tucker Carlson calls it, the feelgood comedy of the year [ laughter ] at the beginning of the show, i parachuted down from the ceiling. Which sounded like a fun idea until i was actually up in the ceiling, lolling around 50 feet in the air with my testicles tucked up to my nipples. [ laughter ] but it was worth it because even though you dont get paid much to host the oscars, even though you get criticized for every little thing, what makes it worth it is the people that are watching the show specifically to see you. Now the oscars show is ever evolving, and we cant wait to see all of the surprises that jimmy fallon has for later tonight. [ audience moaning ] jimmy i tell you one surprise is that he was at home in new york last night. [ laughter ] but then, an eagleeared producer chimed in and they got it all straightened out. Someone just yelled to me that its jimmy kimmel tonight and not jimmy fallon. Back to you, naz. Jimmy naz looks a little nervous. [ laughter ] dont worry naz, its not your fault. Hey, just in case my head got too big on oscar sunday, in came the guy from e to put a pin right in it. [ laughter ] the big story from the preshow had nothing to do with me. It was a conversation Ashley Graham had on the red carpet with hugh grant. What are you most excited to see tonight . To see . Yeah. Well, i know you probably watched a few of the movies. Are you excited to see anybody win . Do you have your hopes up for anyone . Um, not not no one in particular. Okay. Well, what are you wearing tonight, then . Just my suit. Your suit . Who made your you didnt make it. I cant remember. My tailor. Thats okay. Shoutout to the tailor. So tell me, what does it feel like to be in glass onion . How fun is it to shoot Something Like that . Well, im barely in it. Im in it for like three seconds. But still, you showed up and had fun, right . Almost. All right, okay, all right. Thank you so much. It was nice to talk to you. Yeah. Back to you guys. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy he knows hes on tv, right . I can watch an exchange like that for hours and hours on end. Has hugh ever been on a red carpet before . Thats what they ask. Maybe they were shooting a movie where things get off to a bad start on the red carpet, then he and ashley wind up getting married on another red carpet. [ laughter ] that would be very hugh grant, wouldnt it . [ applause ] this was another interesting red Carpet Exchange involving emily blunt and dwayne johnson, who was absolutely bursting out of his tux. Valley pink. Yes, the rock. Yes, emily blunt. Ate up so much of your time with his masculinity. Its all good. Its all good. Its my grandmothers favorite color. She just passed away last night. No, she didnt. Wow. Weve got to go. Jimmy it turns out his grandmother passed away 14 years ago or something. [ laughter ] if hugh grant had gone with the dead grandmother routine, hed be fine right now nobody would be mad. One of the more delightful moments from yesterday involved a young man named Jason Grosboll who works at a Movie Theater in corpus christi, texas. His popcorning skills went viral. We had him on the show last month, and i invited him to come out to hollywood to pop corn for the stars on oscar sunday. Great popcorn like great performances must be layered. And no one knows that better than Jason Grosboll, aka, tiktoks favorite popcorn guy. Jason, you work in a Movie Theater. What was your Favorite Movie from last year . Everything everywhere all at once. Me too. Thank you very much. Also, can i have a soda as well . I dont do drinks. Fair enough. Jimmy what a natural conversation that was. Hey, dont ask the popcorn guy for a soda. What dont you understand about the name, popcorn guy . [ laughter ] that was the preshow. Then, after the show, we had this. Hello, everyone, and welcome to the official oscars after party, the governors ball. [ laughter ] im coming to you live from hollywood. This is the place where the winners, the nominees, the presenters, the performers, and special invited guests come to continue the celebration and the host the host after the oscars are handed out. [ applause ] jimmy after doing this whole big show broadcast around the world, i was most excited to be on the local news. [ laughter ] as for what happened during the show. Youre in a bit of a bubble when youre hosting Something Like this. For better or worse, you dont know what people are saying online. One of the things the rld was focused on was this lady and her headdress. [ laughter ] her name is tems. She was nominated for cowriting the song, lift me up from wakanda forever. Lift me up is also what the people sitting behind her kept saying all night. [ laughter ] because they could not see anything that was going on. [ cheers and applause ] and then we had a donkey. A live donkey, jenny the donkey from the banshees of inisherin. That was our emotional support donkey last night. Everybody was super excited to see her, but then that stirred up some controversy. The l. A. Times said, no, that wasnt really jenny, the donkey from the banshees of inisherin. the new york post, banshees of inisherin, jenny the donkey oscars cameo was a fraud. [ laughter ] vulture, jenny the donkeys oscar cameo was all a fraud. I have to say, i think its true. It wasnt jenny. It wasnt even a female donkey. That donkeys name is dominick. It was a male donkey. We didnt think it was a good idea to fly a donkey over from ireland. [ laughter ] so we hired an l. A. Donkey. Maybe you noticed the lip fillers and the implants. [ laughter ] but to anyone who was upset they didnt get to see the bona fide donkey, were very sorry. I want to apologize on the behalf of the academy. [ laughter ] it will never happen again, i promise you. The big animal mystery last night was who played cocaine bear . Who was the individual dressed as cocaine bear presenting with Elizabeth Banks . Turned into kind of an episode of the masked presenter. People were posting their guesses about who was in the costume. Gary oldman in that bear costume, just absolutely killing it. [ laughter ] thats Jessica Chastain in the cocaine bear costume. Fun fact, thats Timothee Chalamet in the cocaine bear suit. [ laughter ] well, i have to say wrong, wrong, and wrong. It was none of those people. Everyone wants to know who was in the cocaine bear costume. It was a celebrity. That is correct. And that celebrity was [ drumroll ] thank you. Dj jazzy jeff was the cocaine bear. Laugh [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] and thats not a lie. Thats absolutely true. And i would like everyone to report that, okay . [ laughter ] all of the acting awards last night went to firsttimers, including ke huy quan from Everything Everywhere all at once. [ cheers and applause ] a big star of the show. He gave one of the most memorable speeches probably in oscar history. My mom is 84 years old, and she is at home watching. Mom, i just won an oscar [ applause ] jimmy this great full circle moment. 39 years ago, ke huy quan played short round in Indiana Jones and the temple of doom. And last night, Harrison Ford presented his movie, the award for best picture. Even hollywood couldnt come up with a better ending than that. [ cheers and applause ] oh my goodness wow how you . [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. Its ke huy quan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you jimmy great to have you. I didnt know youre coming. What are you doing here . Im looking for my car. [ laughter ] jimmy wait, are you still up from the oscars last night . Arent you . Jimmy no [ laughter ] arent you tired . I will never go to sleep, jimmy. I cant let the best day of my life end. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. What were you doing . Also, i was out all night with cocaine bear. [ laughter ] jimmy so where are you headed right now . Jayzs after party. Jimmy oh, yeah, no i think thats over now, i think thats done. Not for me, jimmy. Not for me. [ applause ] oh, wait. I almost forgot. Jimmy what . Can i get one last selfie for this awards season . Jimmy of course, absolutely, why not . [ cheers and applause ] okay, everybody is in the selfie [ cheering ] thank you, jimmy. Jimmy congratulations ke huy quan, everybody. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was fun. But i have to say, nobody had more fun last night than guillermo, who was drinking Everything Everywhere all at once, right . Guillermo yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you feeling all right . Guillermo im [ bleep ], jimmy. [ laughter ] Jimmy Guillermo came backstage after he was doing shots. On the red carpet. You were on fire. You turned into a little don rickles or something. He was ripping everybody apart. Not only did guillermo keep me safe on stage last night, he brought out the old gold tux to file his annual starstudded event from the oscars champagne carpet. Guillermo yes guillermo they love me. Can you teach me any more dirty words . I dont know if you can say it on air, but im going to go ahead. This means come here [ bleep ]. Guillermo i learned one you got it. Guillermo my wife love you very much. Does she . Guillermo yeah. Her name is sarah. Sarah. Guillermo can you look into the camera . Sarah, sarah, you have the best husband. No . Guillermo can you do me a favor . Whats that . Guillermo can you keep my wife name out of your [ bleep ] mouth . [ laughter ] i will do that. Guillermo thank you so much. Look what i make you. I make you some vegemite, in case you get hungry. Need toast. Guillermo i got the toast. Hold on. Hold on. Where is the toast . You dont have the toast. Where is the toast . Guillermo these guys forgot the bread for nicole kidman. What the [ bleep ] . Salma, salma, hola. Oh, wow, there is salma hayek right there. She is in my Favorite Movie, puss and boobs puss in boots. Puss in boots . Jimmy what is your favorite one this year . Thats a hard one, thats a really hard one. Jimmy puss in boots. Salma play one cat and i play the dog. Oh, yeah. Jimmy so many cats in the movie. And when the cat has only one life left. Its a wonderful story. They know how to make them. Guillermo its amazing about the cat. You have nine life. And now you only have one. So what he does to survive . He only has one life. What did he do to survive . Guillermo he lost his mojo, right . Yeah, he lost it. But i help him too. Im his therapy dog. Parrito helps him along the way. Jimmy its like how stella got her groove back. Yeah, stella got her groove back, thats exactly how it is. At the end we dance all together. Guillermo do you like tequila . I love tequila. Would you like to have a shot . Would you power me a tequila now . Jimmy yeah. 1942 . Guillermo yeah. When did it get this cool . Cheers. Guillermo cheers opa guillermo were going get all shook up. All shook up. Guillermo to the king to the king, to you. Guillermo to you. How many times are you taking a shot . With everybody . Guillermo oh, with everybody. Salud. Guillermo salud. Im a machine. Ooh, thats strong. Guillermo im telling you, its so good. Woo guillermo how come you didnt finish yours . Youre a good actress not good enough. Wow. Is he doing this with everyone . Guillermo oh, no. Only you. You lying rat bastard guillermo the problem is when she starts drinking tequila, she starts saying a lot of bad words. Oh, god. Guillermo so how are you feeling . [ bleep ] thats good. Guillermo i call you, all right . Salud. Guillermo salud. For puss and boots. This night has finally arrived guillermo i know, so excited. Everything bagel. Everything bagel. So good. Guillermo have you ever drinken from a jet before . Ive never drinken from a jet before. No. Guillermo hold on. Ill put fuel on this thing. Look at you with the expert pour. Guillermo, were you a bartender in another life . Guillermo yeah. Yeah . Oh, yeah, yeah, thats don julio. Turn and burn. Turn and burn. How did they get the liquor inside of it . What do you mean . There is a hole and you pour it in there. Jimmy with the funnel, its mexican technology. Guillermo, ive seen you on the red carpet for many years, interviewing all the wonderful people i enjoy and aspire to. I cannot believe im talking to you at the oscars. This is really special to me. Guillermo good luck tonight. Thank you, thank you. Guillermo yeah [ cheering and applause ] jimmy thanks. Good work as always, guillermo. Guillermo, everybody. We have a good show for you tonight. We have two guillermos tonight. Guillermo del toro will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and well be right back with owen wilson. So stick around. [ sighs ] cant sleep . Just a lot on my mind. I cant sleep either. It only gets tougher with age. Mom, what . Well, knowing progressive can protect your home, auto, and business should help you relax. Good, because i could use a good nights sleep me too. Dyknow how early the Chimney Sweep gets up every day . Wait, is this all a dream . Why would jamie be in my dream . I am americas biggest spokesperson debatable. I said biggest well, hes got you there. [clicking] when occasional heartburn wont let you sleep. [clicking] get fast relief with new tums heartburn sleep support. Love food back and fall asleep faster. Tum, tum tum tum, tums when targets good and gather groceries, bring joy to the and table for less. Ter. When sharing, the love starts with quality ingredients. And when great taste meets low prices. Thats totally target. Together or separate . Uhh. If you get this wrong, there will be no second date. No second date, you end up alone. [gasp] just like the psycic said together cool. Yep jimmy hi there. Welcome back to the show. Tonight, his movie pinocchio won the oscar for best animated feature last night. Guillermo del toro is with us. [ cheering and applause ] weve got new shows with seth rogen, andy samberg, and for the first time visiting us at our studio here in l. A. , David Letterman will be here with us. [ cheering and applause ] plus music from sunny war and raye. Please join us for all of that. Our first guest tonight is an oscarnominated screenwriter and a great actor you know from many films. In his latest, he plays the number one painter on Public Television in vermont. The new movie is called paint. It opens in theater april 7th. Please welcome owen wilson. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Im good. Jimmy were you a part of the oscar festivities last night in any way . Yeah, i was watching. Jimmy oh. Yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you were nominated for an oscar. What year was, that 2002 . I think so, yes. Wes and i got nominated for the royal tenenbaums. Jimmy right. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. You know, that was very exciting to be nominated. We knew we werent going to win because we had lost every single award going up to it with gosford park. Jimmy oh, yeah, gosford park. That one the best screenplay in all the leadup awards. It was strange. Right before they announced our category, i just got hit with this certainty like, were going win this. [ laughter ] i just felt it in my bones. And i even leaned over to wes, who i told dont bother writing a speech the week before. And now i said get ready. [ laughter ] and then gwyneth paltrow, she announced our category. And we knew her from tenenbaums. And right when she opened the envelope, you know, when she looked down, but before she said it, i could im a good poker player. And i could just read her face. And i said, its happening. [ laughter ] shes going to say our name. And then she said julian fellows from gosford park. [ laughter ] so i went back to saying, its an honor to be nominated. Jimmy right, yeah. [ laughter ] its an honor to be nominated, yes. Jimmy you do not have psychic abilities. I still say when times get tough, i still say its an honor to be nominated. Jimmy thats right, yes. Looking back, which one is the movie people remember more . I think youre going to have to go with the royal tenenbaums. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Its true. Jimmy when did you get back from japan . You were just on vacation there . Thats right. I was in tokyo last week. And have you ever been . Jimmy ive not. You havent. Jimmy i want to go very much. Its at the top of my list. Its an amazing city. The first thing, or one of the things that i notice is kind of its 14 million people. But its very quiet. You dont hear people honking horns. You dont hear you know how sometimes in los angeles it can seem like, you know, the state bird of california is the leaf blower. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] youre not hearing leaf blowers. Youre not hearing the cars that have the mufflers kind of modified so it sounds like an f16. Its just quiet. And its al