For example, me, im on a diet also me, ketchup is a vegetable, right oh, right so like, me, my tv show carnival row is out now. Also me, my movie the outpost is coming out soon jimmy no, no, no more like me, uh the summer is too hot. Also me, uh the winter is too cold ah, right so me, i played the sexy elf in lord of the rings. Also me, i played the sexy pirate in pirates of the caribbean right jimmy no me, im a sophisticated, mature adult. Also me, i wish they showed saturday morning cartoons all of the other days and times too. Me, im engaged to katy perry also me, katy perry is beautiful, and i love her. Jimmy me, i hate it when people are inconsiderate at the workplace. Also me, does anybody mind if i reheat my fish in the microwave . Me, im a goodwill ambassador for the Charity Organization unicef. Also me, unicef does important work in over 190 countries to save the lives of children jimmy no, no, no, no, no look its me, im trying to look at my phone less. Also me, oh look, i just got a a new follower on instagram. I get it. Me, i like pizza also me, pizza tastes good [ laughter ] did i do it right . Jimmy sure [ cheers and applause steve from 30 Rockefeller Plaza here in new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. And now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh thank you very much. Hello. Welcome, thank you please, have a seat, have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Youre here, you made it here. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause guys, this is exciting, tomorrow is the official start of the 2019 nfl season yeah [ cheers and applause it kicks off right here on nbc with the Chicago Bears hosting the green bay packers, which makes sense cause legally anything in chicago has to be on nbc [ laughter ] and heres what happened on last weeks chicago football. [ laughter ] thats right, for the next six months, 31 teams will battle for a chance to lose to the patriots [ laughter ] no, i love nfl its that special time of year when everyone finds out which of the family members have a a serious gambling problem and [ laughter ] its true though, americans love gambling on football. Listen to this, a new survey finds that 15 of the country will bet on football this year while the other 85 are completely broke from betting football last year [ laughter ] this is a special year, because its the 100th anniversary of the nfl. [ cheers and applause even more even more impressive, tom brady has played quarterback in all of them steve really [ laughter ] wow. Jimmy check this out, a youth Football Game in texas got off to a bit of a rocky start when one team had some trouble breaking through the banner lets take a look. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] jimmy that coach was like, banner, youre on defense. [ laughter ] we should make the wall out of the banner. [ laughter ] jimmy longshot candidate Marianne Williamson had to delete a tweet that said, the power of the mind could turn away hurricane dorian. [ light laughter ] i cant tell whats worse, marianne tweeted that or trump retweeted that hes like, shes good [ laughter ] we should consider it. Call france and get me all the mimes. [ laughter ] no, sir, they said, power of the mind. [ laughter ] close the windows, build the wall, get it. [ laughter ] some more 2020 news, democratic candidate andrew yang said today that electing joe biden would take america backwards in time right after yang said electing Bernie Sanders would take america back to the future [ laughter ] and i thought that was well, this made me laugh i heard that people have given Mitch Mcconnell the nickname moscow mitch, and he doesnt really like it and now hes asking people to not to call him that any more. In fact, his office just released a list of other nicknames that mcconnell doesnt want people to call him. Watch this senator mcconnel kindly asks that you do not refer to him as moscow mitch, kentucky fried chins, mitch mcmelted, neck nolte, droop dog, blobfish mitch, lil no chin, yertle mcturle, lil turtle boy, big turtle boy. Jimmy alright, thats enough stop [ cheers and applause and did you see this ivanka trump was recently in colombia and a lot of people were talking about her dress. Check this out yeah [ laughter ] it looks like a veterinarian tried to help her stop licking her arms can we see that again . [ laughter ] let it heal. Can we see the picture again yeah [ laughter ] a second later, kermit hopped on her and sang rainbow connection. [ laughter ] steve really someday well find it [ laughter ] jimmy some entertainment news, i saw that netflix is releasing episodes of tv shows weekly, rather than all at once yeah, netflix said theyre really excited about completely defeating the purpose of netflix. [ laughter ] thats right, netflix is releasing shows week by week instead of all at once they looked at their viewers and said, we thought you animals could control yourselves, but we were wrong. [ laughter ] this is cool, i saw that a new miniseries about the wu tang clan just debuted on hulu tarik wait, im sorry jimmy. Whatd you say jimmy the wu tang clan is on hulu. Tarikit tarik on hulu . [ light laughter ] jimmy true [ laughter ] tarik wu on the hu jimmy who . [ laughter ] whos hu tarik no, no, no, hulu jimmy whos lou . [ laughter ] tarik no, lu hulu did you guys say, wu. Jimmy hey, oh, my god [ cheers and applause constance wu tarik woah, its constance wu jimmy wu is on hu, and you are wu, too. [ laughter ] wu is on the hu jimmy no, you are not. You arent the wu. Tarik the other wu is on the hu let me review for you two. [ light laughter ] wu is on the hu. But wu is not wu jimmy yoohoo. [ laughter ] tarik yoohoo. Yoohoo [ cheers and applause jimmy constance wu, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you. And then finally, listen to this, classes will begin this month at a school in wisconsin and this year theyre moving to a brand new building take a look at what the building was before. The Ozaukee Christian school will start classes in the building that once housed the spearmint rhino Gentlemens Club [ laughter ] the stripper pole is gone, but the stage, the bar, and the leopard print rug are still in place. Jimmy now, turn your attention to the stage and meet your new english teacher, cinnamon [ air horn ] [ cheers and applause weve got a great show tonight Orlando Bloom is here. [ cheers and applause constance wu is here [ cheers and applause jack white and Brendan Benson are here [ cheers and applause we have music from the raconteurs stick around, well be right back with Orlando Bloom, everybody. [ cheers and applause this is the nimble chevy trax. The versatile chevy equinox. 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Welcome, welcome to the show hey, hello, everybody [ cheers and applause jimmy what a great year for you. A lot of projects coming up. Also, congratulations on the engagement to katy perry we all love katy [ cheers and applause we all love katy. Jimmy i want to ask you about this your dog yeah. Oh, my dog jimmy you have a little dog. My very small, little 3yearold poodle. That rescued. I just need some contact, so its not like im just a little dog guy. Yeah, for some reason i feel insecure abohaogs. I love every dog. This dog was a gift. And i love him even more for that jimmy well, he travels with you. Thats him there [ audience aws ] what is his what is his name his name is mighty. [ light laughter ] because hes small but mighty. My son nearly named him tiny and i was like, well, hes got the mighty you know, hes mighty. Mighty by nam mighty by nature not cause i hate ya jimmy oh thats nice heres mighty also riding a motorcycle tough for mighty [ laughter ] is he scared at all . No, not scared, no. Hes okay with that. Ive got little goggles for him now as well. But i go slowly with him there but, you know what youre noticing on the back there, is the wings from carnival row, because i was actually bringing those to my son. I was going over to his house to see him jimmy you rode a motorcycle with fairy wings and a tiny dog . [ laughter ] kind of [ talking over each other jimmy i like seeing him get dressed up too, because i follow you, and i see these on the social this is him wearing a little jersey, like a track suit jersey little adidas number. Jimmy and then do you dress him up id like to take credit but, you know, i think my fiancee has a bit more flair for these sort of things she loves a theme. Especially a dog in her theme. Jimmy this is you and katys dog yes, it is. Jimmy this is you and katys dog [ audience aws ] hawaii. You know, when in hawaii look at her little look at her little grass skirt [ light laughter ] and the little the little coconut thing. Jimmy i mean, oh my gosh ridiculous oh, you know what i wanted to started this thing im really into it, Apple Cider Vinegar. Oh, yes jimmy do you guys know what im talking about . You drink this every day is anyone familiar with braggs Apple Cider Vinegar and the Health Benefits . [ cheers ] jimmy i started this yesterday, and i stopped it today. [ laughter ] im about to look, im about to restart it again. 20 years deep, bro. 20 years deep. Jimmy once you talk me back into it. Youve done it for 20 years . Yeah, so interesting. Somebody had told me about it and im like, if thats going to work, ill try it. System i take a liter of water, i pour a thumb shot like a shot glass full of it and i drink it throughout my day, or how much water, what im drinking jimmy so you dont do the hot Apple Cider Vinegar in the water. In the morning you can bathe in it you can clean your counter with it its crazy [ light laughter ] jimmy it does everything it does everything. And it makes you look like this it was its very, very good for your system, its very alkalining jimmy it is, right someone told me yesterday its good for my vocal flaps. True. Really, yeah, its true for that, too. Jimmy i never heard of the word vocal flaps. Well you need your vocal flaps i havent either jimmy shes like an opera singer, and she goes, yeah, i drink it every day, its good for my vocal flaps. Tariq, do you take care of your vocal tariq absolutely Apple Cider Vinegar, baby jimmy quest, youve done Apple Cider Vinegar, right you do it every day . Questlove every day, yeah. Crazy story, so i when i met katy one of our first dates, she had b water, when you pour it in the water it makes it go, kind of, slightly offcolor Apple Cider Vinegar. I said, wait, what have you go it your water . And shes like, Apple Cider Vinegar. I was like, no jimmy were made for each other this is it the really crazy part is that her mother had actually been part of a church group in Santa Barbara when she was growing up, and katy got her first guitar from patricia bragg, whos now 90, who runs that company. And then, the crazy part is that her mom said, you know, patricias getting up there, and she wants to offload the company and she was about to sell it and we were like, no, let us get in there. Let us help. Let us find somebody. So we brought some people in it was a lot of money. We brought some fruit people in to help put the money forward and then were going to kind of take it through to the next chapter of its life, because we believe in it thucimmy is th . Crazy, right . The universe sometimes goes, hey, try this. Jimmy they love you. Youve been doing it for 20 years save this brand. Seen it jimmy i love it. Thats my favorite thing, when good things happen to good t. Ople and it, like, all works and thats all about carnival row. Jimmy yeah, lets talk about carnival row. No, no. Jimmy lets do it. Thats a good segue. Yeah. Jimmy please, talk me through it, tell me about this its beautiful, its like a fantasy type of world. Yeah. Jimmy Cara Delevingne was here she was here last night, yeah jimmy last night delevingney jimmy yeah, delevingney. She probably said bloomy. I was like, who . Shes never called me bloomy jimmy i said, Orlando Blooms great in this too. She goes, aw, bloomy. [ light laughter ] and then she goes, i dont know why i said that i never call him bloomy. Hes going to kill me. Delevingney jimmy im like, hell laugh. Hell love it. Shes great shes great in the show. The show is a sort of 18th century dickensian, so its a period fantasy epic drama. It takes place in the burgue, which could be any big european city i play a detective investigating the murder of a fairy, a fae showgirl. So we have the fae folk, cara plays, as yo stonemoss, who is a fae. Theyre basically fleeing their war torn homelands theyre like the refugee migrants fleeing its not based on a book or any original i. P. , so thats kind of cool because were sort of liberated. The creator, travis beacham, kind of he even drew murals on his dormitory walls he wrote this 20 years ago and he had murals, he had a vision of the city jimmy its beautiful its very detailed. So its a sort of noir thriller, drama with a a beautiful love story between me and cara. Its really a wonderful social commentary, as well, which i love as an actor, if you get to do that a little bit in something is, you know, fear, really, and fear of life with the other and what that means. When the migrant refug coming in they all get sequestered to the row and then kind of the burguish people are very sort of suspicious about them so its a nice social commentary jimmy its gotten great reviews. It actually got picked up for season two so congratulations on that, buddy. [ cheers and applause i want to show a clip. Heres Orlando Bloom in carnival row. Take a look at this. [ grunting ] jimmy yeah come on [ cheers and applause Orlando Bloom, everybody [ cheers and applause carnival row is streg orlando and i are playing water war when we come back. Stick around, itsna the pink . Lets go mets go time daddy [ giggling ] ohhhh man. Took my hat off. [ to love somebody by bee gees playing ] thats crazy [ crowd cheering ] [ screaming ] lets go mets [ cheering ] tthe new Samsung Galaxy note 10 with the powerful s pen has arrived at sprint. And you get it for 50 off when you switch. Yup. That means less than 20 per month. So what are you waiting for . For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com when crabe stronger. Strong, with new nicorette coated ice mint. Layered with flavor. Its the first and only coated nicotine lozenge. For an amazing taste. That outlasts your craving. 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