President trump. And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump this morning denied reports that he withheld military aid from ukraine in order to pressure of the country to investigate former Vice President joe biden and his family he denied it and thats how you know he did it [ light laughter ] not because he always lies because that story is too weird and confusing to just deny [ laughter ] if someone told you, hey, people are saying you withheld military aid from ukraine to force an investigation into joe biden, you wouldnt say, no, i didnt. [ laughter ] youd say, wait, what . [ laughter ] second lady karen pence joined twitter over the weekend while First Lady Melania Trump joined bumble [ laughter ] a [ cheers and applause a Police Officer in michigan has been fired after officials found a framed kkk application and multiple confederate flags in his home which he claims are memorabilia from the tv show the dukes of hazzard. [ laughter ] right, because who can forget the third duke brother, david . [ laughter and applause new york [ cheers and applause new york mayor bill de blasio yesterday voiced support for a new regulation that would permanently ban people from riding the subway if theyre caught exposing themselves or masturbating said perverts, honestly, at this point the subway is so unreliable i would rather [ laughter and applause i would rather just masturbate at home. [ cheers and applause you have made it prohibitively hard to masterbate. A walrus attacked and sank a Russian Navy Landing boat in the arctic last week so [ light laughter ] its official. Walruses are doing more to combat russia than we are. [ laughter and applause and finally, a painting of actor Channing Tatums scrotum recently sold ebay for nearly 7,000 [ light laughter ] said the painter, what . That was a painting of my nana. [ laughter ] maybe a little overconfident with our closer. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is an grammy awardwinning musician and coach on nbcs the voice. Gwen stefani is back, everybody. [ cheers and applause he is the star of perfect harmony premiering this thursday right here on nbc. Bradley whitford is here [ cheers and applause and she is the creator and executive producer of foxs very funny new animated series bless the harts. Emily spivey joins us tonight. [ cheers and applause so youre here on a good night today very exciting, you guys, today is National Voter registration day to update your Voter Registration or register for the first time with a Nonpartisan Organization head count text voter to 40649 it takes less than two minutes just text voter to 40649 and make your voice heard. So, moving on. I was scrolling through reddit earlier today. And i saw this really interesting post about migrating tree frogs and wait, im sorry. I could be wrong here. But i think i smell smoke. And that could only mean one thing. Its time for ya burnt. [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the burn zone, everybody. Weve got a lot of topics to sizzle through but not a lot of time over here is the burner. Lets turn on the gas and load her up woo joanie loves chachi [ laughter ] first up, vaping vaping, congrats you took something cool and dangerous like smoking and made it lame and potentially more dangerous. [ laughter and applause vaping was supposed to be the safe option. Finding out vaping can kill you is like finding out seatbelts give you syphilis. [ laughter ] but on the plus side, sucking on an ecig is still the best way i know of to make it look like youre giving oral sex to r2d2. [ laughter ] side burn, robot genitals. Side burn seth vaping, puff, puff, pass ya burnt rental cars, your locations are too creepy nothing like picking up a ford taurus in an abandoned parking lot to make me feel like im in the first two minutes of an episode of svu. [ laughter ] im always shocked when i open truck and there isnt a dead body in there. Not yet, at least [ light laughter ] seth and why does the car i picked up at the miami airport have kansas plates i want to look like a local not some yahoo seeing the beach for the first time [ laughter ] and rental car places, for the last time, no, i dont want to pay extra for the gps unit i have a phone we all have phones [ laughter ] we also dont need a calculator, a compass or a stack of porno magazines. [ laughter ] rental cars, sorry if this hurts. But you can kiss my avis because ya burnt [ applause ] Jeremy Renners music. Wow, we are truly in the middle of the jeremyrennerssance. [ laughter ] this is just like the real renaissance if instead of painting the sistine chapel, michelangelo started a creed cover band [ laughter ] hey, jeremy, great idea starting a band i mean, just look how well it looked for russell crowe, johnny depp and bruce willis [ laughter ] as we all know, every successful rock n roll career starts at age 48 [ light laughter ] and also, jeremy, congrats on becoming the new face of jeep. That is huge hats off, my friend. And when i say hats off, im referring to this fedora [ laughter ] jeremy renner, youre a great actor but stay in your lane. Because ya burnt primary debates, why are we reys the election isnt until 2020. Youre like a white girl who celebrates her birthday year the year of diva. [ laughter ] seth most of these people arent going to be president i havent seen this many losers together since la la land thought it won best picture. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause face it, face it nobody cares what any of you have to say until you go against trump. And the only question i want to hear cory booker answer is howd you get rosario dawson, dude [ laughter ] primary debates, time on get off the stage. Because ya burnt cauliflower, its got to hurt to be the worst vegetable i mean, thats like being [ laughter ] the most anonymous member of maroon 5 [ laughter ] also, cauliflower, your name is misleading if you have flower in your name, you should smell nice and not like, say, a basket of farts [ laughter ] also, why you so white you look like broccoli that celebrates its birthday year double burn, kayla [ laughter ] 19s not even a big birthday. [ laughter ] seth cauliflower, like the terrible pizza crust made out of you, ya burnt. Dancing with the stars, why the hell would you cast sean spicer . If i wanted to see sean spicer awkwardly dancing around, id just ask him a direct question [ laughter ] also, sean spicer [ cheers and applause lets be clear sean spicer is not a star. Tom cruise is a star sean spicer is somebody you would pay 200 to show up to your weird kids birthday party. [ laughter ] why does that kid wear a bow tie . Seth also, sean, you tweeted that people who voted for you would be standing with god as if god is paying attention to dancing with the stars. [ light laughter ] of course, if he is, that would explain Global Warming [ laughter ] get off the couch, jesus. The world is on fire [ laughter ] seth dancing with the stars, chacha on out of here, ya burnt wedding announcements, the perfect combo of my two favorite dying institutions, marriage and newspapers no one ever wants to read these unless the bride and groom have last names that sound funny together congatulations to the whole stankywank clan [ laughter ] seth and no offense people who post wedding announcements your stories are boring. The story of how you met your spouse is never interesting unless youre, you know, woody allen. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] pretty interesting story [ laughter ] if you havent heard it, google it its pretty interesting. [ laughter ] wedding announcements, go into the chapel and youre going to get burnt. [ siren whats that noise . Oh, right. That sound means things are really cooking up which means its time for our speed round, the blaze, fall fashion edition. Turtle necks, are you a sweater or an uncircumcised penis that made a wish to be a real boy [ light laughter ] ya blazed. Plaid, you cant sell plaid without laid. And you cant get laid wearing plaid. [ laughter ] ya blazed. Camouflage, oh, we can see you were just ignoring you. [ laughter ] ya blazed. Cardigans, well, its faster than telling people youre a virgin [ laughter ] ya blazed. Wind breakers, if i really wanted to break wind, id eat a bunch of cauliflower ya blazed. [ laughter ] corduroys, why you so loud you make more noise than white girls at a lizzo concert ya blazed. [ laughter ] elbow patches. Hey, professor, if youre so smart, why didnt you wait for them to finish sewing your [ bleep ] sleeves before you put the jacket on . [ laughter ] ya blazed. [ buzzer ] oh [ cheers and applause that buzzer means weve run out of time. This has been ya burnt. Well be right back with gwen stefani. [ cheers and applause with ai we can protect what we cant see. 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And rebound strong. Dove men care sportcare rehydrates and strengthens skin. [upbeat action music] pilot were going to be on the tarmac for another 45 minutes or so. Well, if youre celebratingt by eating reeses. Ween . Then no, youre actually late. Not sorry, reeses. Delivered to your door try tso you can do more. Very. Feels so good feels so good feels so good target run and done. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause also tonight, so happy to have him with us. Give it up for fred armisen over on the drums [ cheers and applause and, fred, its actually been a wonderful week not only were you here but i got to see you out in los angeles this past weekend. We were at the emmys together. And i love catching up with you because and i hope you know im not just blowing smoke here. Youre the most fascinating man i know fred aw, thank you seth youre welcome. Youre a renaissance man youre a comedian. Youre a musician. Youre a writer. And one thing that people dont know about you that weve been talking about this week is that you are an art connoisseur fred yes, i love all art seth and youre okay with the term connoisseur that doesnt offend you . Fred i like it seth okay, great [ light laughter ] and backstage you were saying that you have what you would describe as an art historians knowledge about every painting ever painted fred every painting. Seth and in that [ laughter ] when i heard that everything up until that point i signed on off on but i was like, man, every painting. So this is a true thing. You know everything about every painting fred yes seth an art historians level . Fred more. Yes. Seth okay. [ laughter ] lets test it once again in our segment, fred armisen, art aficionado. [ cheers and applause seth all right, so there you go this is fred, this is Vincent Van Goghs 1885 masterpiece, the potato eaters. Fred, tell us about this classic painting fred he had a lot of help with this one. This was painted by his parents. [ laughter ] so he assigned them he sort of gave them an assignment hes like, you guys are my parents. You know, im this Famous Artist and, for once, lets have you do something. Why dont you depict our family . [ light laughter ] and they were like, were not really painters. Hes like, i think you could do it. So he gave them some coffee grounds. [ laughter ] and at the breakfast table, he just had them do it. And they came up with this now the problem is, how do you move a painting from a table on to a wall . Onto to canvas fascinating. So they used gravity for this. Theres a sort of [ laughter ] theres a method in which seth to move wait, they what sorry . Fred so they painted it they painted on seth they painted it on the table . Fred on the table. So they only seth so they didnt paint it on a canvas. Fred no theyre what did they know . [ laughter ] so hes like, okay. You guys are rookies lets get to this. So what they seth so did he basically walk back into the kitchen and go, no did he realize right away . Fred he had this relationship with them where he was very gentle with them. Seth okay. [ laughter ] fred so he had that reaction where hes like [ gasping and then he was like, okay. [ laughter ] what were going to do is sort of just you know, he just slowed it all down hes like, what were going to do is were going to try to move this onto a canvas. And they did it with gravity its amazing with magnets, theres a weight and kind of have it, like, stay on the table and then move the entire table onto the wall. [ laughter ] seth so, wait. So youre basically im sorry. You make this sound scientific they just hung the table on the wall fred they hung the table on the wall seth wait, with magnets . Fred if thats the term you want to use. This look, as an art historian [ laughter ] there is like theres some technical words that we use for hanging things up on the wall. [ laughter ] seth what is an example of one of those technical words that you just used fred theres like a wall metal which means like, where you would use nail we use like wall [ laughter ] seth also, im not an art historian. But the first thing fred right, im forgiving you for it seth the first thing you said was, you know, he was very famous. Fred yeah. Seth but i think, famously, van gogh wasnt famous till after his death. [ laughter ] fred thats what his publicist his publicist at the time was like, we need to make this thing [ laughter ] they were like [ applause ] you know, youre penniless but, no, that wasnt not the case seth got you and what im sorry. Again. I want you to know i am apologizing for my ignorance in even asking. What were his parents names fred maria and mariao. [ laughter ] seth sorry so not mario fred no, no. Mariao seth give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause mariao van gogh. Frees seth mariao van gogh fred yes [ laughter ] seth our first guest tonight is a grammy winning musician and coach on the voice. New episodes air mondays and tuesdays at 8 p. M. On nbc. Lets take a look. [ cheers and applause i was just saying what i want next is a Little Princess girl that sings that just sings an angel beautiful that will be my little girl. [ cheers and applause thats what i wanted i just said that no joke you got to be are you kidding me she just said that. She did say that. I heard it are you guys kidding me i was just saying that to john wasnt i, john seth please welcome back to the show, gwen stefani, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Hi seth you look amazing as always aw, thank you seth this a very busy time for you. This yes seth youve got the voice. Youve got a residency in vegas. And you were in singapore recently preforming. Just yesterday, or something. Seth really . A few days ago. Seth oh, my god. Yeah, so. Seth its probably i think its still tomorrow there with the time difference it is so weird. Because its like 17 hours from l. A. In a tube like seth yeah. What am i doing in the air this long . But it was a really good show. Seth have you done shows there before have you i did that actual festival it was, like, 45,000 people. Seth oh, my god. It was a sea of people. Its just incredible because youre traveling to a different culture. Seth yes and theyre singing your songs. And youre just and it had been, like, i think a seven or tenyear gap so it was really magical yeah seth and someone came up on stage and i guess this is something that has happened to you before he asked that he asked to you sign his arm well, people are really people like tattoos. Theyre really carefree about it now seth yeah. I noticed that. Post malone did the thing. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth you know what i looked at him. And i noticed that, too. Yeah, do you notice that . [ laughter ] seth i did i thought it was good though. Always tired that was a good idea seth yeah. I was this girl i think yeah. Seth oh, it was a girl im sorry. I dont actually i dont know because i it was she was way down in the audience and she had a sign and it said, please sign my arm so i can get a tattoo tonight. And i was like, okay. I would like seth so the idea is you would sign the arm and then they would go straight to a tattoo artist and have them basically just do their signature in ink yeah. Yeah so i was like in singapore, it was like, its strict because its so many people. Its a festival. And i was like, get up here on stage. And also security is like and they let her, like, come, like, a little bit on stage, just enough that i could reach her arm and sign it. And she did it she seth we have a we have a clip and i would like to point out, this would be the way id feel, too. That actually puts more pressure on your signature than anything else because now oh, my gosh i was like sweaty. Seth lets take a look it was not good if it turns out bad, promise you wont get it dont get it youre so sweaty [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause love you seth thats fantastic i cant believe you have the clip of that [ cheers and applause seth we got the clip thats crazy. Seth do you have i will say, i compliment your penmanship it was a thank you seth seemed like you have very nice signature. Thank you i always i mean, this is not the first time that ive done that and im always like, is your mom going to get mad at you if i do this . You know and, you know, basically, i say, if its not good, promise me youre not going to go get it. Seth right the voice are you weve talked about this before a couple years ago you were here. Are you competitive . I know theres been talks about i think we said last time that on particularly on competitive nights, between and you blake, he sleeps on the couch . Is that still happening . This season, we a