Jimmy here i come franny, dont let daddy beat you [ screams franny jimmy ill get you next time lets start the show steve tonight join jimmy and his guests Queen Latifah, Pete Davidson and judd apatow, musical guest james taylor and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now heres jimmy jimmy hey, everybody welcome to tonight show at home edition. I want to thank alexpresley on tiktok for that back slide race weve been doing it and its really fun at the house. All right, lets do tonights monologue. Wind me up, barber. Its time for the monologue jimmy hey, guys. This weekend is mothers day but because of the pandemic, hooters isnt offering their annual free meal for mom im sorry, honey, kids and i are going to try to make it up to you well make your day special still, dont worry well, its our eighth week of quarantine and i heard that some people are trying to relax by turning their homes into spas. Yep, you just lie facedown, turn on some soothing music, then your kids jump on your back until you turn on a movie for them listen to this, disney is now offering the disney bundle gary gary, get out of there thats what were you doing in there looking for something to roll in again. Jimmy yeah gary might have caught some fox disease or something gary, what are you even doing . Maybe youre just an inside dog. Gary gary you seem concerned listen to this disney is now offering the disney bundle which includes hulu, espn and disney for 12. 99 a month and this is cool for an extra 5, you can own disney well, this isnt good. I read that hawaii authorities have been arresting rogue tourists who are not abiding to the states quarantine orders. Also im 99 sure that rogue tourist is a straighttodvd movie starring liam neeson im the rogue tourist ive got one grass skirt, two bowls of poi, race you to the gift shop. Check this out, the first sample of kanyes yeezy 451 sneakers have been released take a look at these things. Huh. They look like theyre whispering, water. Its the only shoe where they ask if you want it in a cup or a cone i saw a new study that says raptors may have hunted solo and not in packs like in jurassic park. So i guess the 1993 movie about a totally safe dinosaur theme park isnt historically accurate gotcha ha ha and finally, this is incredible a 14yearold High School Graduate has been accepted into eight california universities. When i heard that, my first thought was, damn, i got to transfer my kids into that homeschool. Guys, that is our monologue right there. Thank you very much. What a show we have for you tonight. Queen latifah is here. Judd apatow, Pete Davidson are here and weve got great music from james taylor the one and only james taylor. Oh, my gosh, hes doing close your eyes with his wife and his son. I know i was thinking about jumping in, and seeing if i could get maybe well do a song close your thats going to be just its just going to be beautiful i love him so much i love the whole fam im so happy theyre here. Guys, its time for hashtags. Hashtags jimmy hey, guys, its time for hashtags. The hashtags today are quarantinemomquotes these are quotes from your mom made during the quarantine, because mothers day is coming up so here we go. Our first one here is from trixsyoyoforreal. They say, when my mom goes on her daily walk, she always says, if something happens to me, call me. this ones from quarantineq14 she says, mom aunt cheryl wants to vroom you have to show me how to do it me mom, do you mean zoom . Mom no, vroom. Vroom should be the next level thats 15. 99 if you want the full if you want to vroom right now youre zooming i want to vroom. Yeah this one is from hannahzylstra zylstra. My mom now ends our conversations with, love you, drive safe and dont lick anything. thanks, mom thanks, mom. I wont lick anything. Thank you. This ones from amandathinks13. Her mom said, i heard gigi and hadid are going to be parents. Good for them. [ laughter ] gigi and hadid this one is from mbodyspirit. They say, yes, you can keep using the ipad please keep using the ipad. Thats a mom that needs a break. These are quarantinemomquotes this ones from teachnwolves. She says, we are rationing the cool whip. Hey [ laughter ] hey were rationing the cool whip, okay one dollop, one flop on each dessert. This ones from thechap9. They say mom said, your dad is your parent now. Your dad is your parent now, okay i had enough, okay had enough of you, so your dad is your parent now, okay . These are quarantinemomquotes this ones from countbasic2 he says his mom said [ laughter ] ive been watching that amazon show with the funny british lady, scumball. you mean fleabag . yeah its not scumball. this ones from lckcvmj. She says her mom said, im not an angry person. You guys just make me angry. Simple as that, im not an angry person this last ones from herndongearis he says his mom says, dinner is poured. There you guys have it those are our hashtags happy mothers day, everybody. Well be right back with more tonight show. Queen latifah, judd apatow, Pete Davidson, james taylor, come on back, everybody. I want to pitch yeah yes jimmy oh what are you doing powerhouse. [ laughter ] jimmy winnie, youre so good begun. Tmobile and sprint are joining forces. By bringing together our two networks, tmobile will build americas largest and most reliable 5g network. With more towers, more engineers, and more coverage. Youll get the best 5g network, and the best prices. Welcome to tmobile. Americas largest 5g network. Works out for all of us stay in stay active enjoy Michelob Ultra superior light beer [ grunting ] jimmy hey, guys. Since mothers day is coming up, we wanted to do Something Special for moms out there, especially moms working on the front lines in health care so weve teamed up with our pals at samsung to talk to some of these moms and im gonna record them on this s20. Can you see right there . S20 ultra 5g and what they dont know is that im going to surprise them with some other things, too. They think theyre just doing a video documentary saying what its like to be working on the front lines. Check out what happened. Hi, thanks so much for helping us make this video this is super exciting, thank you for having me. Thank you for having me are you ready im ready okay. Go ahead and tell me your name, where youre from, and what you do for a living so my name is jean. Im from temple city, california and i am an e. R. Nurse. If you can just hold on a a second, my boss just want is to pop in and ask a few more questions. Okay. Jimmy hi, jean holy cow holy cow my name is denea carter, im from severn, maryland and i am a registered nurse jimmy hi, denea. Hi oh, my god my names marti miller and i am from springfield, missouri, and im a trauma nurse jimmy marti jimmy hi oh, my gosh hi, my name is kathy jones, i am from rochester, massachusetts, and im a a physician assistant. Jimmy hello . Hi [ laughter ] my name is denise deberry, im from new jersey, and i am a registered nurse jimmy hi oh its a party im jen moncata, i live in carle place, new york and i am a nurse. Jimmy hi, jen whoa wait a minute this is not real this is not real holy [ bleep ] what jimmy you want me to tell you a little bit about what i know about you that you used up all your Vacation Days to come to new york city to for three weeks to work in one of our hospitals. That youre a mother of four youre also putting yourself through grad school. Yes, i am jimmy and you work fulltime as a nurse overseeing four assisted living homes yes, i am jimmy i heard youre about to have your second child. I am. A couple more weeks. Im so excited jimmy i know that you have three teenagers. I do. Jimmy youre trying to save money for college for them and you and your husband both work on the front lines right now, right we do so im an e. R. Nurse, my husband does hospice, and were both working a lot with Covid Patients right now jimmy your daughter told some stuff about you, that you you raised her as a a single mom yes jimmy and then you put yourself and then her through Nursing School yes jimmy and now youre both working on the front line. Thats correct. Yep jimmy i know that you were working at hospitals, then your husband got coronavirus. Is that correct . Yes, he did jimmy and you had to take care of him and your two kids . I did, yes. Jimmy well, i wanted you to have a happy mothers day so i teamed up with our friends at samsung and we got you a a mothers day bundle. This is the newest of the new. Stop it jimmy two brandnew s20 ultra 5g phones. Insanely beautiful, look at these giant phones oh jimmy brandnew tab s6 earbuds. Shut up jimmy these headphones are crusher. Everythings insane. Youre going to freak out. This is just to say thank you to you and just for being an awesome mom and just and everything youre doing on the front lines. We just we love what youre doing. Thank you, jimmy. It was very nice to meet you jimmy oh, marti, i have one more thing yes jimmy our friends at samsung would like to give you a check for 25,000. Oh, my gosh oh, my gosh. Jimmy happy mothers day dee, i forgot one more thing yes jimmy samsung would like to give you 25,000 no are you serious . Oh, my god, are you serious . Jimmy yeah is it for real . Let me see [ laughter ] jimmy 25,000. Oh, my god, oh, my god. Cry. Jimmy 25,000. Stop it right now stop jimmy so my friends at samsung, theyd like to give you 25,000. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Im going to cry. Jimmy 25,000. Oh, my god. Are you kidding me right now jimmy, this is insane. I think im having some kind of irregular heartbeat right now. [ laughter ] i am crying jimmy your daughter loves you so much. Oh, thank you jimmy and we love you, too i am shaking. Thank you so much. I wish i could hug you jimmy when this is over you can hug me were so thankful and we love you, and keep doing what youre doing, and happy, happy, happy mothers day that was so much fun thank you to all the moms. Thank you for everyone on the front lines. And thank you to our friends at samsung. Happy mothers day, everyone thank you. Life is too far to walk alone. You cant do it on your own but time will show and dont you know how bad we need each other . You know what im saying . Hmmm. Mmm. Mmmm. Mmmm dry spray dries in an instant. Leaving these men with nothing to do in this ad. 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Anyways, heres my interview with the great Queen Latifah here we go all right. Oh, man jimmy all right. Hey, nice to see you [ talking over each other nice to see you. Wow thats quite thats quite some posture you have, jimmy jimmy what are you talking about . Im so dont be are you jealous . I kind of am. Jimmy i mean, if i just [ laughter ] oh my god. Howd you get that photo mama. Jimmy no spoilers, no spoilers [ laughter ] no spoilers. Thats all you got any questions for me [ laughter ] mama jimmy i mean, mama mama quack mama woo i love that you have that. Im going to every question you ask me im going to answer you with mama. [ laughter ] jimmy i feel like i look better i love this book. Jimmy you do well done jimmy thank you, bud i appreciate it. Yeah, man jimmy i dont know if you can tell, im wearing a posture type of thing to help me out, make me look better. Is it cause you been slumping, watching computer . Or like whats going on with the posture thing . Jimmy i dont know i just saw it on, like, amazon and, like, on one of the things i was ordering, and so i go, oh, maybe i need that. So i feel good i think i saw that thing. Does it work jimmy no [ laughter ] its like a bra jimmy its like a brassiere. I was about to say, you look like youre wearing a bra. Jimmy this is how smooth i was in high school by the way. Snap. Jimmy whoo we would have been friends in high school i would have been there to help you get that off [ laughter ] mama jimmy i love you, bud. You look good. Are you doing okay where are you, los angeles yeah, im in l. A. Jimmy is this like a music room for you is this like this is my living room. This is my living room, and theres a theres a certain person around this house who i realized liked drums so i had my drum set, which was in my attic, because it took up so much space jimmy oh, yeah set up here in the living room and this is like the jam session every day. But let me just clarify, im not a drummer. Jimmy you dont play you must play a little bit i have a piano, but im not a piano player i have a drummer drum set, but im not a drummer. I have at least five to eight guitars and basses, but im not a guitarist or a bassist but i do jimmy oh no, but you have the moves, though. You know, thats half the battle [ laughter ] jimmy dude, thats it. [ talking over each other that guitar. You feel me like [ applause ] come on. Guitar you know what i mean bass jimmy guitar, bass oh yeah. And then i spin mine around. Questlove gave me i said you know, he has his own line of drum sets for kids. And i go, great, my girls would love it. You know, theyre 5, 5yearsold. Dude, he sent me a drum set looks exactly like the one you have, like a professional, real it took me like four weeks to set up im waiting on that drum set. Jimmy no, dude [ talking over each other tightening stuff, it was a a nightmare, dude. It was a total nightmare sounds great, but it was just i was making up curse words at one point. Just making up making up new ones i want to hear a new curse word because we dont have to clear that through anybody because its not a real word yet. Jimmy shabulfutz shabulfutz [ laughter ] man, if somebody dont give me my shabulfutz water [ laughter ] jimmy oh my gosh with all that musical stuff there, are you working on something that we might hear later on or no well, i been known to sprinkle the keys a bit. I dont really play, i just talk like a player you know [ laughter ] oh jimm oh jimmy my friend i wonder when thi quarantine is going to end [ applause ] okay, thats all i have for you. Jimmy yeah, good i dont know what the hell im doing. Can i just give a shoutout to my cousin sheronda reeves whos out there, my cousin sheronda barber, shes out there supplying oxygen, making sure people get their cpaps and their oxygen tanks a shoutout to my aunt cineta feliciano whos worked at beth israel in new york for 45 plus years. Jimmy wow. Thank you for serving our taking care of our community and our whole family shoutout to all my cousins. A couple of them who did get the covid19, and theyre recovering well. And blessings to my cousin demetrius, who did not survive he worked in a nursing home. God bless my cousin and his family rest in peace. And, you know, we going to keep our heads up and keep pushing pushing forward but its a real thing. Jimmy yeah its definitely a real thing and we ask everyone who comes on the show if they have a a charity that they work closely with or something they want to spotlight. And you chose directrelief. Org because it goes right to the front line, you know yeah. I mean, the concept that the people who we need the most, you know i dont know, for some reason, like this this is this could be an amazing reset, like for to us really actually, you know, take care of people who really do mean not not really do mean something, everybody means something. But you know, for years weve been complaining, oh, teachers dont make enough money. Cops dont get paid enough. Were fighting over a minimum wage of 15 for someone to work in a Grocery Store or at a fast food restaurant. Lets rethink that now jimmy oh, yeah right now jimmy yeah you know, the Grocery Store cashier is as front line as a person in the e. R. , okay jimmy thats what i said, too. Theyre risking their life to pack my groceries. And then they go thats right. Theyre in plants cutting our meat up. Theyre in there, theyre in the fields, you know, the people you cuss about all the time immigrants, theyre taking our no, guess whos out in those fields picking your vegetables every day, making sure you got fresh produce, you know what i mean jimmy yep. Like we have to really rethink how we how we been taught to think about things, you know jimmy yeah, lets take this as a learning thing, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy and lets really, really learn if we dont learn something from this, then i think we misplayed it. We will definitely have misplayed. But its such a great opportunity. Im kind of scared that everybody is just going to want to like just go back. Just go, you know what i mean . Like this has been for me, i mean, i can speak only for myself its been a pleasure for me to spend this kind of time with my family i know i dont talk about my personal life that much. But i am here with the core of my family. And very special people in this house. You know what i mean [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah and you have never stopped, so thank you so much for providing entertainment for everybody every night, you know but weve got to go back to work and do what we do jimmy yeah you know . So lets treasure this time while i have it. Jimmy hey, pal, i was wondering if you want to play a game with me when we come back is that okay its a brandnew game. Anything with you jimmy i love you Queen Latifah. Well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. More with Queen Latifah. When we come back, were playing a fun game come on back unilever, the makers of dove, hellmanns, vaseline, and more, is donating millions of products to frontline aid organizations like feeding america and direct relief. To get help or give help, join us at weareunitedforamerica. Com. Confident financial plans, calming financial plans, complete financial plans. Theyre all possible with a cfp® professional. Find yours at letsmakeaplan. Org. Or is it . 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