Jimmy welcome back, musica everybody. Performing his new song i [ playing drums on glass jar ] called mama, here is tim mcgraw you did it, babe. Hey, jimmy, thank you for having me, man i wanna just say thank you from myself and my family to all the frontline workers, all the public facing workers out there who are doing so much to keep the heartbeat of this country going. We appreciate you. We love you. [ playing drums on glass jar ] and thank you, again so much heres a song i want to play for you and i hope you guys enjoy it announcer tonight, join jimmy and his guests ben stiller. Hannah gadsby. Musical guest tim mcgraw. And the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. Got a call from a friend about a frien and now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, everybody. And welcome to the tonight show at home edition. With some news no on ever wants to hear my names jimmy fallon thank you so much for watching our show tonight lets get to some jokes. Well guys, everybody is talking it hit me like a punc it took my breat about this. This is insane last night, President Trump he was just gettin claimed that hes been taking into his best years hydroxychloroquine to prevent himself from getting the coronavirus. Yeah, somethin lik when told the drug is for thatll shake you up treating malaria, trump said, if its good enough for the first lady, its good enough for wake you u me. Thats right so i stopped off trump shocked everyone by saying at a texaco that hes taking the drug even though it has not been proven to bought a slim jim an a coke help treat covid19. I parked out by the water right after he said it, dr. Fauci immediately put on a just to watch tha mask so no one could see him river flow grabbed my guita from the back seat wrote a song just for m laughing and i sang it fo thats a little muttly the blue sky and a yeah, after trump made the announcement, a lot of experts couple live oak trees told him what he was doing is dangerous. I thought of home then trump was like, relax, if anything goes wrong, i can just grabbed my phone drink bleach and clean it all from my pocket out. And i called mama im good. If you swallow a uv lightbulb, good as new. It rang a couple time this is going viral. And she picked u an Israeli Company has created a mask that opens for you to eat through. Oh, thats been a problem people i can always hear he smile when i call have been having so i guess when you squeeze this thing, it opens and closes a i just called to tell you mechanical mouth that i loved you i was missing yo and dad and home thats al take a look at this. I got to really thinking yeah, it costs 19. 99, plus your this morning dignity. Its actually made by the same about whats important person who invented so i stopped of Steven Tylers mouth at a texac bought a slim jim an listen to this. A coke i saw that Michael Jordan is selling his chicago mansion for parked out by the water just to watch that almost 15 million dollars. River flow its a great place to live if youve always dreamed of disappointing the hell out of grabbed my guitar from the back sea wrote a song just for me trickortreaters. Hmm. I heard about a priest in detroit who used a squirt gun to and i sung it fo shoot holy water onto his the blue sky and a couple live oak trees churchgoers while they drove by. I thought of hom and after that, he shot wafers grabbed my phone into their mouths from a tshirt from my pocke cannon and i called mama [ shooting sounds this is crazy. Scientists in antarctica say theyve found evidence of a parallel universe where time actually runs backward then they were like, oh wait, were just holding the research and from now on the wrong way. Sorry. I aint gonn wait so long and finally, i saw that researchers are working on a coronavirus test where you sneeze onto your phone. To stop off sounds gross, but id rather at a texaco watch that than someone eat that buy a slim jim and through that mechanical mask a coke that is our monologue everybody. We have a great show tonight park out by the water oh, my goodness. Just to watch ben stiller is on the show. That river flo i love ben stiller grab my guitar ive known him for a while from the back seat you know, that was my big snl, write a song just for m that was my big breakout show, was the ben stiller show. Right sing it fo the blue sky and jimmy because of ben a couple live oak trees i think of home hes done that for a lot of people jimmy he said yeah. He said he goes, have you grab my phon heard this new kid, sandler . From my pocket and everyone was like, yeah, we know we auditioned and then we hired him for the show we know who he is. Instead of sayin tomorrow hes like, you should do sandler. Im like, well see this is brand new. Its only like my third show or Something Like that. And i called mam and its like, so that night i did sandler and celebrity jeopardy and i also did and i called mama weekend update. I did impressions with colin quinn, and that was and then i got all sorts of phone calls and fun stuff. It was super fun ill never forget that that was awesome hey, thanks, guys thank you, ben stiller yall stay safe up there were going to talk about his show escape room. Thats airing this thursday on nbc for red nose day with him and jack black and lisa kudrow and courteney cox. Its like a mini friends reunion. Its gonna be its hilarious. And also were going to talk about his dad, who sadly passed away Jerry Stiller who gosh, was so funny were gonna talk to ben later in the show then Hannah Gadsby, speaking of funny. Well talk about her special douglas, that premieres may 26th on netflix and then were gonna close out the show with one of our favorite musical guests, tim mcgraw will be here tonight, and its super fun. Quickly, i want to thanking forr the webby awards. We won two webbies so thank you very much for voting one was for writing for the amazon alexa thing that we did for tell me a joke. And then the other was for best celebrity or fan social media content. Thats maj, four the webbies thats amazing. Jimmy thats the one you want to win. Thank you, guys for voting i love it, love it, love it. Its awesome hey, speaking of fun things to do with the web and the internet, what a segway this is. Over the weekend, i talk to my pal, steve higgins, my good friend and he showed me some zoom hacks that are really helpful. Check it out jimmy hey, higgins. Hows it going great, how about you . Jimmy you know, hanging in there. Whatve you been up to well, everyones working from home these days. So i came up with some great workfromhome hacks first, i figured out some new ways you can slack off in a virtual meeting, by using zoom backgrounds. Jimmy you can use zoom backgrounds to slack off . How does that work like this. See . That was a zoom video background i made of myself, jimmy. Jimmy you were a zoom background that whole time . I had no idea. Look at him. He has no clue what were talking about, but it seems like he does. I can just plop this into a work zoom, and then i can spend that time doing important things, like bonding with my kids, by screaming at them to reorganize my blurays. Jimmy show me another one. This next hack requires the help of a friend and that friend is yourself. Hey, your cars on fire outside. Jimmy his car is on fire. In fact, he doesnt even have one. Thats a zoom video. And thats a normal excuse to get him out of a cyber meeting jimmy you were a zoom background that whole time . Wow. Wow, never seen two of me and twins . More like and mes. Jimmy what else you got . Okay, for this next one, package. Oh, shoot, i guess the delivery mans here can you hang on a second, jimmy . Yeah, delivery for me . Hey, me, thats my name. But which one of us is the real higgins, jimmy trick question theyre both zoom backgrounds. Im the real higgins jimmy, you dont you dont seem impressed this time thats because jimmy was a zoom background the whole time oh, my wow. Six steve higginses. You know what that means . We can start our own avengers made up of six dads with no superpowers and one of them is deathly allergic to peanuts. [ crunching thank you for the jimmy six steve higginses, everybody. Show tonight well be right back. Thanks, higgins. Thank you for watching hey, weve been in quarantine the show tonight for a while now, and i just keep about where i would want to go if i could go somewhere. And so does our pal, you are the bes james taylor, apparently heres james taylor performing his song carolina or anywhere and so are you else in my mind. James . Byebye in my min bye, everyone jimmy bye, everyone. Im goin to carolin or any place wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Thats outside really anywhere thats outside any ol plac i dont reside would pretty much be fin goin anywhere but my house in my mind im sure there a silver sun im stuck inside announcer tonight on late and i cant see one night with seth meyers just like to watch my issa rae comedian and author tom papa an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen french bread rise and im starting over and now, seth meye with season on of ozark seth welcome to late goin night. Any other plac hows everybody doing . I just finished some squats, a in my mind few days ago still pretty sore. In my min lets get to the news. President trump told reporters yesterday that hes been taking im goin to benihan antimalarial drug hydroxychloroquine despite just to see the shrimp fly just to hear some rice fry just to remembe what mouths look lik would sure fee pretty nice yes im going t benihana in my mind in my min im goin to the home depot dont need tool or house plant just wanna smell human and wear pants find that cashier michae just hear hi compare twine yes im goin t the home depot in my mind with a motherload of puzzles layin around me and a pair of 20pound weights i wont use yes it feels like life could go on lik this forever but just remember there ar no travel restrictions in our minds so in our minds were goin to carolin six feet dont count in your mind gonna shake hands and hug real tight and before we know i itll be all right and well leave this all behin wont have to go to carolina in our minds wont have to g to carolina in our minds jimmy well be right back with ben stiller, everybody. 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Heres my conversation with ben stiller, everybody ben stiller, im so happy that youre here and that youre doing our show i got to be honest, i just heard the news about your dad the other day passing, Jerry Stiller. I go, well, i dont know if well be seeing ben on the show, you know but youre a man of your word and youre on the show i know this must be tough, but thank you so much for coming on yeah, thanks. Its good to he see you, man i mean, i figured it would be good to do it, because it would be a chance to talk about my dad a little bit, and you know its a weird time now, you know and people cant really gather together, and you cant do sort of a you know, i think somewhere down the line well do a a memorial for him when everybody can get together because theres so many people who loved him and who he worked with but i thought it would be nice to be able to, you know, just have a moment to celebrate him a little bit jimmy yeah, because we actually got to Work Together with him and your mom. Yeah, and thats literally one of the first things i thought of when i knew i was going to do the show, was that time that we did the charades game on your show. And its one of the most ridiculous things ever jimmy it was great my dad it was my dad and my mom, and they were such a unit together and they just had this amazing chemistry and were married for 60plus years and worked together their whole lives so to watch them just do their thing together, and of course my dad, you know, its the way that he was always funny, was that he wasnt really trying to be funny i mean, he was aware that he wanted to be funny, but he wouldnt go for a laugh. Hed just be himself and for him, playing charades was such a you know, he was talking through the whole thing, literally explained what he was doing jimmy it was so funny, and the audience, but i think that, you know, and seeing them together in front of a live audience, too, that was like, as a fan of comedy, just going like its just so awesome to watch two professionals just turn it on you know, theyve done it for years. Years i mean they started out in the late 50s, they got married in 1953 and i think they started doing their act around 1960 to try to make money because they were both starving actors and my dad always wanted to do comedy, my mom never really did. She was a serious actress. My dad dragged here it and of course she was brilliant at it but she always it always stressed her out you know, theyd go on the ed sullivan show, which was huge, right . There was 30 Million People watching, and he had to invite you back the next week so there was always that pressure and every time they went on, they did it 35 times, i dont know, Something Like that. Jimmy you know whats interesting is that, when your dad came on, obviously people knew him from, at the time, seinfeld, of George Costanzas dad. And, like, they know him from yelling. And it couldnt be more opposite in real life. No, he was very, very quiet and i think he suppressed a lot. And just did his whole life. And he came up from this upbringing where he was very, very poor. His dad was a bus driver, depression era, new york city. And, you know, he had all this kind of stuff inside of him, but thats where it would come out. Jimmy yeah it would come out, you know, in the characters. Jimmy did you, have you heard any stories, like, or remembered any stories or like, ah, in the past week i mean, theres a lot of people have reached out, which has been really nice i mean, just to feel how, how much he touched people, how much enjoyment he gave people. Cause it really i mean, i know that he would have felt good about all this, you know . Jimmy ah you know, cause he really, if you would ask him, he would say, you know, like you care about kind of all like the show Business Aspect of things, and he really did, but hed always say, but like i really care you know, i really care about my kids and my kids being happy. And he was so happy watching us do our thing that really made, or his grandkids do their thing jimmy yeah, he got to see his grandkids. And yeah, did he get to influence them at all . Are they yeah, i mean, they loved him. They love him, you know . He theres a story thats pretty funny, that he came to ella, my daughters fourth grade play they were doing legend of Sleepy Hollow i think and he came to see it at school, and afterwards i said, dad, whatd you think . And he said, i didnt care for it, i didnt care for it. I said, what are you talking about . Jimmy fourth grade he goes, ella was great, ella had the commitment and she was shining up there, but i didnt feel the rest of the kids were up to it. [ laughter ] and he wasnt kidding, and my mom was like, jerry, what the hell are you talking about its a fourth grade play. Jimmy theyre kids i just didnt feel it. I think, no, no, no. Its so funny cause he would really it really bothered him [ laughter ] but that was how he was. Jimmy would he come see you perform . What . Jimmy would he ever see you perform . Yeah, he came to everything, you know, he was a very, very supportive dad i remember the first job i had was a play in new york, house of blue leaves, and it ran for a while on broadway and i had a small part in it, but he would he would do what they call second acting it. Which is, you know, you come in with the second act, and sort of slip in and dont tell anybody. And he would do that all the time because he just wanted to watch and enjoy it jimmy also, but i mean, the whole family, including you, youre very new york is there any new york city moments that you have that you remember of your dad at all that you can talk about . I mean i have, theres so many, cause it was like, growing up in the 70s with, you know, in new york, first of all was a whole other world. Right, and i mean, i had my bike stolen when i was about 11 years old, 11 or 12 years old in riverside park. You know, a kid like, i was with a friend and then this kid came over and sort of said, hey, can i take a ride on your bike . And my friend said that kid was cool, and the kid took the bike and never came back. Jimmy yeah and so my dad took me to buy another bike, to buy a second hand bike, get a schwinn, like, three speed. And we were at the store on amsterdam avenue, and i saw the kid who took my bike riding on my bike. And i said, dad thats the kid, thats the kid. And he started running after the kid, and i ran after my dad. Jimmy no and he chased him down, the kids riding the bike, and saw that my dad was running after him, and he ran jimmy how long like three, four blocks down amsterdam avenue and turned down 86th street, and i mean, a long run but he used to run at the y all the time, so he had trained for it i guess and the kid went into like this lower level of a walkup on 86th street, and my dad said, all right, wait here, im going to go in. Jimmy get that bike. And he went in, yeah. And ten minutes go by, and he comes out and he doesnt have the bike i said, whats going on . He goes, were going to let him keep the bike. Were going to let him keep it he needs it. Ill go get you another one. And he literally let the kid keep the bike cause he felt bad. Jimmy thats a great story i mean, its just jimmy thats so thoughtful, though thats actually i wasnt happy at the time. I think i wanted my bike back. But jimmy you were friends remember, there was some story that we didnt tell on the show, i dont think, but i remember you telling me or something that, did you try lsd or something once and you called your dad . Yes, and i have talked about this, but i yes its kind of a crazy story, but when i was 16 years old, i had a friend, and, you know, we experimented and tried lsd, which was the first and last time i took it it was not a fun experience for me and my instinct jimmy where w