Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause in that case, lets get to the news House Speaker nancy pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at President Trump during part of last nights state of the union when trump tried to denounce division and politics i mean, look at that [ laughter ] thats the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet paper on the roller [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause you learn look at you President Trump today attended a dinner with the host of the National Prayer breakfast. Of course, for trump, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast. [ laughter ] please, lord, let there be pancakes. [ laughter ] officials in boston are saying 12 people were arrested yesterday during the new England Patriots victory parade. So at least it was more exciting than the game. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause new yorks l train connecting manhattan and brooklyn was shut down temporarily yesterday after passengers complained of strong fumes in stations that cause vomiting even worse, one passenger passed out cds [ laughter ] out cds [ laughter ] President Trumps childhood home in queens, new york is currently on sale for almost 3 million, and it still has all the original teeth marks on the leadpainted window sills. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats right President Trumps childhood home in queens is currently up for sale and according to the wall street journal, one of the bedrooms features a sign pointing to the spot where he was likely conceived [ light laughter ] its sort of a map for any time travelers looking to save the world. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause weve got to get this bed out of here. Tech regulators have announced that 59 new emoji characters will be available for use starting in the fall, including a hand pinching its thumb and finger together, which some are calling a tiny penis gesture [ laughter ] while others are calling it a normalsized penis gesture [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats fine [ laughter ] thats right 50 new 59 new emojis will be available this fall, including a wheelchair and a flamingo, which is perfect if you need to tell someone your flamingo has been in an accident [ laughter ] yeah, no. It was the standing leg. [ laughter ] [ audience groans [ applause ] according to a new survey, men tend to wait over six months before passing gas in front of their significant other. Or six minutes, said melania [ laughter and applause this is such a great first date should we get chili . [ laughter ] and finally, a cleveland mom was arrested this week after a child brought marijuanainfused gummy candies to school, and shared them with at least 12 other students [ laughter ] teachers became suspicious when the school band sounded good [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight he is the star of nbcs, law order svu, as well as the host in ice cold blood on oxygen icet is back, everybody [ cheers and applause his screenplay for his excellent film, which he also directed, First Reformed, is Academy Awardnominated. One of the alltime great screen writers, Paul Schrader is here, everyone [ cheers and applause now, some people dont know this about me every now and then, i like to spend an afternoon with a friend, and just do some day drinking i have done this with my family, ive done it with Kelly Clarkson ive done it with retta. And last friday i did some day drinking with the Barefoot Contessa herself. Culinary icon, ina garten [ cheers and applause so, here we go once again, another edition of day drinking. Seth hey, everybody. Were at the corner bistro with ina garten, the Barefoot Contessa. Im so happy to be here seth im so happy to be here with you and we are going to have a refined afternoon of good conversation and some libations, beginning with a pimms cup. So cheers. Ooh, cheers seth cheers to you, ina. How fun is this seth its great. [ laughter ] im in big trouble. [ laughter ] [ coughing ] [ laughter ] seth day drinking with seth and ina all right, now ina and i are going to make drinks from her recipes to prove that i can make them just as well. We both have them on cards, and theres a partition so she cant cheat off me and were going to start with dukes cosmopolitan. Okay. First ingredient is lemon. Seth wait, do you have a measuring cup . I have a measuring cup. I brought my own seth thats the problem with cookbook people. I didnt bring you one, though and a lot of vodka seven ounces of vodka. Seth just going to eyeball it over here youre going to eyeball it . Seth it says to shake it for 30 seconds is that true yep, its true. Seth do you think ive done it 30 seconds yet . No. Its only five seconds seth has it only been five seconds . Yeah. Seth i think i think thats more than enough. Im going to let you try mine. It looks good im going to drink yours seth yes i thought you liked me. Cheers seth cheers. [ laughter ] hows mine . Oh, hes going to drink the whole thing. [ laughter ] seth fair. Fair . [ laughter ] seth all right so now were doing a mai tai one egg white, lightly beaten. Oh, boy. Lightly beaten . [ laughter ] how are you going to beat it without a fork seth how do you just get the white out . I have no where do i put this [ laughter ] okay now i have to put the glass in half a cup of white rum. Seth one, two, three, four, this is how you count a half a cup. [ laughter ] youre putting it in . Seth there okay are you making scrambled eggs over there wait a minute. Youre done already. Okay hold on. Okay hold on. Hold on. [ laughter ] im scared seth you really did a great job, ina how is mine . Oh, its delicious. [ laughter ] seth you know you have a face you make thats a liars face whats a liars face . Seth thank you, ina, that was so nice of you woo [ laughter ] its good, isnt it . Seth is it bad that i think im in hawaii . [ laughter ] its good seth all right, now were moving on to fresh whiskey sours. Now, i have to tell you this is my favorite cocktail. Seth this is your favorite cocktail so you better be doing a really good job over there seth okay, great because otherwise im going to be very unhappy. Are you ruining my favorite drink over there seth no, im garnishing it with half a lemon. [ laughter ] cheers. Seth cheers. This isnt fair [ laughter ] oh, my god i won this one was that good . Seth it was great. So that ones a tie . [ laughter ] from your face its a tie. Its a tie. Seth looks like a tie. All right. Weve had enough of these [ laughter ] oh its for my single hey, weve had enough of these recipes lets [ laughter ] just take a sip, and then seth yeah. [ laughter ] ive had enough of these recipes. Lets go get some [ laughter ] here we go well, thats enough for that [ laughter ] lets go get some food cut [ laughter ] okay. Im going to play a game with you. You ready . Seth wonderful, yeah okay, weve got two dips. Ones the Barefoot Contessa mustard and horseradish dip. Seth okay. And the other one is arbys horsey dip. Seth okay. Im not telling you which ones which, but you have to guess. Seth i have to guess using the dip seth if im wrong if im wrong im going to take a drink. Uhoh okay [ laughter ] seth thats yours. Youre right. Does that mean i have to take a drink . Seth yeah, you have to take a drink. Oh, im going to be very drunk. Seth why arbys . Have you tried it . No. Seth are you too good for arbys no. Ill try arbys. Seth come on [ laughter ] wah okay the second test is barbecue sauce. Seth okay. One of these is Barefoot Contessa barbecue sauce, and the other is mcdonalds barbecue sauce. Seth okay, here we go. Okay. What does that taste like . Seth that tastes like a million mcnuggets ive had in my life [ laughter ] i think thats a dead giveaway seth and the other ones okay [ laughter ] all right. Well both drink well both drink. Are you ready for this seth yeah, i am. Okay. Its homemade gravy. Seth great i have Barefoot Contessa homemade gravy and kfc gravy seth okay. And i dont know if you can tell the difference between the two of them. Seth i feel like you made it easy because you pointed at each of them as you said it [ laughter ] oh yeah i did. I think its a dead giveaway seth yeah. I will say, yours is better, but try it [ laughter ] okay. Tastes like gravy. Seth yeah, tastes like gravy. Yeah, exactly seth what high praise. They have your quote when you walk into kfc on the sign it says tastes like gravy seth tastes like gravy ina garten [ laughter ] it does yeah seth okay. So weve developed, devised a new drinking game, because youre the Barefoot Contessa yeah. Seth were going to see if you can match bare feet to the celebrities they belong to so we got julia roberts. Hold on, yeah seth weve got Scarlett Johansson we got jennifer aniston, and we got three sets of bare feet for you. But you match them up, and then i tell you how you did its the i have no idea. Clueless seth okay. Okay. How about this julia roberts. Seth okay. Im totally wrong im going to get so trashed in this. Seth [ bleep ] you three for three. Are you serious seth yeah. [ laughter ] [ bleep ]. Drink up. [ applause ] seth okay, now were going to do three men that are often mistaken for each other. Oh, really . Seth to make it even harder for you. Okay, okay. Seth Matthew Mcconaughey yeah. Seth Ryan Reynolds yeah. Seth and seth meyers [ laughter ] oh, good. Seth all collectively, equally handsome okay. Seth and here are the feet i hope they have radically different feet this is Matthew Mcconaughey. Ryan reynolds going to try that one seth okay. And yours seth oh, thats so great [ laughter ] these are my feet ah seth oh, my gosh sorry, dummy, youve got the weird feet [ laughter ] im going give you a quote okay. Seth you have to tell me who the chef is who said it. Yeah. Seth and if you get it right, ill do a shot. And if you get it wrong, you have to take a drink okay. Seth bam emeril. Seth emeril. I got that one. Seth you did [ laughter ] i dont know a few a these. Seth yummo rachael ray [ laughter ] im an expert on these seth for what we are about to eat, may the lord make us truly not vomit. Gordon ramsay i dont know seth yeah really . Oh, my god seth dammit [ laughter ] im good yes seth these days, people think a tattoo and a bottle of sriracha equals success. Why do i think ive never heard it, but i think its bobby flay. Seth god dammit. [ laughter ] ina. You know when jeffrey was in college, they used to have a burial at sea where they wrapped you in a flag, and slid you out the second floor youre the next one for burial at sea seth can we not talk about jeffrey . Oh, my god [ laughter ] jeffrey, jeffrey, jeffrey, jeffrey. [ laughter ] first of all, cheers cheers. Seth i have so enjoyed our afternoon so far so great seth and i want to say, i know that tomorrow is your birthday oh, it is seth and so i actually prepared Something Special for you. Uhoh seth and im going to be right back to surprise you does it involve cocktails seth no. Good. Seth yeah. Youre actually okay this time okay. Uhoh. What is this going to be seth so i used your recipe, and made you [ laughter ] a hot pink butter cake [ laughter ] and now im going to put the icing on this is literally the icing on the cake . Seth yeah. Im going to write im going to write ina. Okay. I want see this. [ laughter ] seth oh, my god [ laughter ] can i help you . Seth yeah. Okay. Seth why, what would you do . Ive got my own here. Seth what would you do im going write seth on it. I want to see ina on the top of that. Seth all right, hold on. Wait, hold on. Here, im going to do it on the here. Im going to prove i can do it on the bar . Seth frame up for this all right, ready i what how do you do this it takes practice seth well, you know, ive got to be honest i mean, if youre really drunk [ laughter ] seth if you cant look at that, and feel like youre loved, i dont know what your problem is you know what. If youve had look, if you had as much as weve had to drink, its very clear what this says [ laughter ] and youre at home judging go have whatever what we were drinking drink it and then tell me that doesnt say happy birthday, ina. [ laughter ] please i love my cake. Seth you do. Thank you seth you know what thank you so much seth nothing is nothing is more the best birthday ever. Seth can i have some your name on it yes. You have to eat your part. [ laughter ] this has been day drinking with seth hold on. I think you seth this has been day drink day drinking seth shh im trying to do an outro. This has been shh. This has been day drinking with seth and ina [ laughter ] cheers. [ cheers and applause seth well be right back with icet, everybody. Thank you, ina [ cheers and applause parmesan, asiago, and fresh mozzarella. All this cheesing is rather pleasing. [laughing] yep. Tastes like a million bucks. 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[ cheers and applause seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause also, sitting in with us again tonight, he is the drummer from the band thursday, who are currently in the middle of their soldout 20th Anniversary Tour his brooklynbased band, ageist, has a brandnew record, baby face out on february 8th. And be sure to follow him on instagram. Tucker rule is here, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you tucker our first guest tonight is a talented actor and grammy winning hiphop legend he hosts and executive produces in ice cold blood, which returns to oxygen february 25th. He also stars in law and order svu, which airs thursday nights at 10 00 here on nbc lets take a look. You know, its not all on us though carisi. We do our part, but the rest is up to a judge and jury right, so, what happens upstairs, that doesnt concern you . If its short and sweet, its fine with me oh, please. Give me a break. This from the guy who flew to cuba on his own nickel to catch a fugitive rapist. And you, that labat girl that was just enough. Carisi, have a doughnut [ laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show, our good friend, icet, everybody [ cheers and applause seth how are you whats good, seth whats happening seth i mean, this is incredible you know, we talked about this last time you were here, but you are now in the middle of shooting the 20th season of svu. Believe it or not seth 20 years thats incredible [ cheers and applause and i might have said it before, but i only came on the show to do four episodes seth yeah. And now here we are in the 20th season. If we can get to the next season, which im sure we will, well have the record for the longestrunning drama on television in television history. Seth its incredible [ cheers and applause you mentioned yeah you mentioned you were only supposed to be on for four episodes yes sir seth youve now been on so long, your wife coco has been on three episodes absolutely. Seth just from being married to you, shes almost caught up to what you originally were going to be. Just from hanging out in the dressing room. Like theyll be coming up with a script, and theyll go, okay, we need a blonde you know, she needs big boobs. Not too big, kind of like cocos. And they go, why dont we just ask coco . You know [ laughter ] and next thing you know, shes in it and so, shes got a s. A. G card, benefits its worked out. Seth do you support it are you excited when she is going to do an episode i mean, definitely, definitely but its not something she ever expected they just come knock on the dressing room door and say, coco would you take this role . So, she definitely rolls with it, yes. Seth for people who are watching at home, acting is not usually that easy. [ laughter ] so its not that easy. Seth yeah, they dont usually just show up, and knock on the door, and offer you a part so thats really good. No, its not that easy. No seth and one thing that certainly not been easy this year, is you have had to be shooting outside in this weather, this new york weather, which has been very intense recently well, a couple weeks ago, last week, it was six degrees. And i was shooting outside with Jennifer Esposito. She was gueststarring on the show, and we almost died [ laughter ] you know, and its funny, cause you talk to people, they go, thats fake snow, and thats fake cold. Im like, what do you mean . What is fake cold . [ laughter ] like you know . Yeah, its difficult, because your brain goes into, like, survival mode. So, your brain is saying, get the hell out of the cold, and youre trying to remember lines. So, theres lots of levels of acting going on there. Yeah but youre really trying to kill yourself seth yeah. [ laughter ] well, your brain both kicked into survival mode, and thought it was a good idea to film a video of you guys outside. Oh, you saw it. Seth yeah, lets take a look real quick his face froze. Okay. Me and Jennifer Esposito are standing out here freezing freezing my ass off its six degrees. People think that were in fake cold not fake cold im stuck to your freaking jacket [ laughter ] seth you also yeah. Thats real cold right there [ cheers and applause you have a new member of the family you guys got a new dog yeah, we got a new puppy named princess alexis. And you know, we had spartacus, famous spartacus from our reality show he passed a couple years ago so, we had a place missing in our family so, king maximus now has a little girlfriend named princess alexis seth uhhuh. And yeah, i mean its crazy now. You know, shes got little puppy teeth so shes biting chanel a little bit seth he