Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, joins jimmy and his guests Charlize TheronGovernor Andrew Cuomo musical guest Little Big Town and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hi, everyone and welcome to the tonight show. As you can see, we are back in the studio at 30 Rockefeller Plaza here in new york city. And as a new yorker, i want to say thank you to everyone who helped get us back to where we are now. Wearing masks, social distancing, washing hands, quarantining, it all helps and to all the states going through the tough parts right now, our friends in florida, arizona, texas, california, all over the south, i know how hard it is. And im not going to lie to you, its rough. But i guess im here to show you that there is a light at the end of the tunnel if we all do our part to keep each other safe i dont know if anyone else feels this way but normalcy, any type of normalcy feels great. So hopefully we can put a smile on your face for a hour every night and let you sit back and relax while we try to bring you just a little bit of normal. These are the hardest times to do comedy, but theyre also the times when we need it the most maybe thats why comedy was invented hmm. Chew on that [ laughter ] as youre going drifting off to sleep let that marinate for a bit before you flip it on the grill. [ laughter ] either way, were we here at the tonight show always want to bring you the best show possible and that means having the safest show possible everyone here in the studio has tested negative for covid. And all of our crew are Wearing Masks and face shields and were all six feet apart take a look. We are taking this very seriously. And i want to thank nbc for really doing a great job of making sure everyone here feels safe just to walk through my day, when i got in this morning, i had a temperature check. I did the nose swab test, the one that goes all the way up into your brain. Yeah, i didnt know that at the same time you can get a covid test and a colonoscopy, but, hey, were learning. Right . Anyway, once i was cleared, i could go to my office and get ready for the show and every part of the office has a little slip of paper thank you. Saying that its been disinfected. Yeah this was truly done the safest way possible thank you. And we would only do it that way if that was the case, the safest way were thankful to have the roots with us tonight. Im very, very happy to see you guys i missed you sent a bunch of texts. [ laughter ] didnt hear back [ laughter ] the shows going to be a little bit different than what youre used to. There is no audience the guests will be streaming from home. But i think in some ways were all kind of getting used to different. But what we want you to know is that were here for you. And were slowly and safely getting back to work and back to whatever normal is. So welcome again to the tonight show and thanks for watching we have a great one for you tonight. We Charlize Theron will be here tonight [ cheers and applause plus, the governor of our great state of new york, andrew cuomo, is on the show [ cheers and applause plus, music from Little Big Town. Theyve always been there for us [ cheers and applause itll be good to see those guys all right. Lets get to some jokes, everybody. Weorguinally happened this weekend for the first time, President Trump wore a a mask in public if you didnt see it, here it is yeah, that was a really smart move if today were march 13th. People think trump was wearing a mask but surprise, it was a cake [ laughter ] years from now, that mask will be in the smithsonian and none of us will be able to see it because we will still be in lockdown you know, were just a few days away from trump claiming that he was the first person to wear a mask you know that, right theres actually a photo of trump wearing the mask later in the day. Take a look at this. Can we zoom in nailed it [ light laughter ] in trumps defense, youd lower your mask, too, if all you could smell were your own diet coke burps [ crew ohs ] a few hours later, he was wearing it as a banana h but trump did eventually take his mask completely off. Can we see what the inside of the mask looked like yeah, just dont put it in the wash, honey. Dont put it in the wash with everything else. Trump wore a mask publically for the first time it seems like a lot of guys are having a hard time Wearing Masks because they feel like it makes them look weak well, i saw a commercial that will help those guys out check it out jimmy are you a big strong man worried wearing a facemask will make you look like a little girl in pigtails . Well, worry no more. Hi, im lee durango, the owner of masculine mad mask, the number one mask store for tough guys and badass men as well. My masks have all sorts of mainly designs like predator fangs, a barbwire fence around an atv dealership and a rottweiler shredding on an electric guitar. My mask will make you feel like a beef eating man, not a pretty Little Princess in her castle singing to her cartoon birds but what if you want to look like youre not wearing a mask at all i got you, brother i also sell masks that look like the bottom part of your mouth. And lets just say theres some pretty tough guy stuff going on with that mouth of yours like toothpick, those chin piercings the lead singer of 90s new metal bands have and lip stained with awardwinning Barbecue Sauce from scorching hot ribs that you ate over the sink my prices at masculine man masks blows the competitors out of the water and just look at the kind of junk those wimps are selling over at macho mouth mufflers egg on your chest, not your face this is so confusing thats why we sell masks with a jacked mouth so come on at masculine mad masks, because covering the bottom half of or face doesnt have to make you look like a a big sissy with a shellfish allergy. Masculine man masks is located next to the charlies chain wallet emporium and burley biffs bacon barn and bait box in the citys disturbing dude district jimmy oh, my goodness. [ laughter ] i want one of those jacked those jacked mouths. Well, just when it seemed like trump started taking the pandemic more seriously, the white house has decided to try to take down one of their top experts. The white house is attempting to discredit Infectious Disease expert dr. Anthony fauci amid his dire warnings about the trump administrations Coronavirus Response jimmy thats right and even though cases are surging across the country, trump is actively trying to discredit dr. Fauci, his top coronavirus expert which brings us a segment called couldnt you just . And now, couldnt you just . Jimmy hey, President Trump, i hear youre trying to undermine dr. Fauci, your own expert about coronavirus but heres a question. Couldnt you just stop doing that dr. Fauci is the one guy who has been preparing his whole life for this situation. Hes like the ghostbusters of coronavirus. Hes not great at everything but if theres a ghost, who you going to call . And even now, President Trump, with the virus surging, you continue to be all youre not my real dad and listen to everybody but fauci. Couldnt you just not . Its like the house is on fire, the firemans right there and instead, you call your friend dirk over. Like what do i do . Dirk doesnt know anything he thinks pandemic is a cool band name. And while youre at it, President Trump, couldnt you just give america some faith in our scientists instead of calling your own expert a liar its like the worst job recommendation at ever terry is a great plumber. Hes been doing it his whole life also, he knows nothing about toilets or sinks or water. Keep away from pipes. I mean, couldnt you just not throw your own guy under the bus especially when its this guy . I mean, how can you hate that face he looks like Stuart Little grew up and got his medical degree [ light laughter ] but look, even if President Trump is playing kerplunk with the nations health. Then america, couldnt you just do whats right anyway fauci might not be here for much longer but couldnt you just embrace the fauch inside of you wear a mask. Wash your hands. Pronounce soda soder. And most of all, dont go to dirks house to listen to his bands new demo. I mean, couldnt you just . This has been couldnt you just . Jimmy well, if trump is looking to discredit one of his top medical experts, he must be getting his coronavirus information from a source thats even more esteemed. Instead of dr. Fauci, the president today turning to Game Show Host and conspiracy theorist Chuck Woolery [ laughter ] jimmy thats interesting but before i make any decisions i want to hear what Wink Martindale has to say [ light laughter ] Chuck Woolery. For those that dont know him, hes a crazy extv host with a a bunch of exwives who loves conspiracy theories. And now hes retweeting Chuck Woolery. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] its not good. Its not good. Were getting medical advice from the former host of the apprentice whose getting it from the former host of love connection. Well, just when we thought trumps response to the virus couldnt get any worse, this weekend, he took his education secretary betsy devos out of packing peanuts to defend the administrations push to reopen schools in the fall. Heres what she had to say there is no nothing in the data that would suggest that kids being back in school is is dangerous to them jimmy yeah she was like, kids need to go back to school in fact, people even tell me that i should go back to school. Unfortunately the data betsy is talking about was provided by Chuck Woolery. [ laughter ] and finally, as the pandemic rages on, trump spent friday dealing with a more worthy cause. President trump on friday night commuted the sentence of his longtime friend and political adviser roger stone. Stone had been convicted of crimes including lying to congress in part to protect the president. Jimmy hey, can we see roger stone . Its a shame cause now he cant use his escape plan of throwing a purple smoke bomb while a henchman airlifts him out of the prison yard [ laughter ] thats the monologue, everybody. You guys, as i mentioned, im so glad to be back here in the studio its 30 rock its a city that we love and i got to say, its almost like its beginning to loo a bit like norma in the studio the roots are looking gran weve got the greatest band the audience is ready for the show no, guys, i already said that there is no audience so its beginning to loo a bi sort of almost like normal im in my suit and tie no, im wearing a sweater. Its so goo to be hugging friends nope in person once agai where is tod my favorite camera guy todd, hey bud. Not todd where is todd . Oh, hey, todd. Youre the man, dude with the mask and everything, i couldnt its beginning to loo a bit sort of like almost basically normal all our guests are here tracy morgan, everybody see, this is normal. Jimmy, jimmy, jimbo, whats [ tracy cutting out jimmy tracys cutting out. Tracys cutting out. Thats why im running for mayor of new york city jimmy well, that that sounded interesting. Well, at least we still have our dance break. One, two, three. Its beginning to loo a lot like no, where are the dancers . Then the town no, come on, now no, no, no no, that cant be this cant be the just, no just no. Just absolutely just forget it forget it. Cut the music. [ light laughter ] [ light laughter ] so mayb its not totally norma its not quite like before but ill be with yo every nigh trying to shed some light until thing are actually norma once more merry christmas, everybody jimmy [ tracy cutting out ] jimmy whatever time of year it is. I have lost track of time here well be right back with more of tonight show, everybody here we are a nation divided. Red, blue, 16 percent undecided. But 2020 had us shook. So we gave the world another look. And saw a future of differences celebrated. 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