Yesterday and tweeted the quote, many people say that its patriotic to wear a face mask when you cant socially distance. Oh, thats why you finally put one on or is it because many people are saying theyre gonna vote for joe biden . Also, love the artsy black and white, man are we supposed to look at that and think, well, clearly hes been wearing a mask since the 1960s how many people do you think you can fool with this kind of stunt . Well, okay, well its actually quite a lot of People Democratic congressional leaders sent a letter to the fbi recently, warning that congress is being targeted by a foreign interference campaign to disrupt novembers election. No, were not said the coffeemaker. President trump tweeted today about his fox news interview with anchor Chris Wallace and said they may have, quote, set a record for doing such an interview in the heat. It was 100 degrees, making things very interesting. A 100 degree temperature, or as trump calls it, healthy enough to go to school. President trump resumed Coronavirus Press briefings today after almost three months without daily updates. Oh, man, i hate it when a show comes back after a long break and i cant remember any of the plot lines i mean, i know this guy thats the villain, and this guy is like the butler or something . Like the robot butler . And this is the guy who shouldve had a spinoff by now, hi. Whats on your mind . In. But hes stuck here and he only can you help keep these guys protected online . Has, like, three lines an episode. And this is easy. Connect to the xfi gateway. Jane jetson . What about wireless data options for the family . You know what, im going to just watch you can customize and save. Im just going to watch the recap. What about internet speeds the Washington Nationals have announced that infectious that can keep up with my gaming . Disease expert dr. Anthony fauci lets hook you up with the Fastest Internet from xfinity. Will throw out the ceremonial first pitch of their opening day and now with our stores reopening, game this week were putting Healthy Practices in place. And im kind of surprised to hear that fauci is forcing come visit a store today. Somebody to catch something. Stop in or book an appointment online [ laughter ] at a time that works for you. Thats a nice dumb joke. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Former Vice President joe biden ask. Shop. Discover at your local xfinity store today. Today unveiled a 775 billion plan to help provide child and elder care and as for millennials, well, hes got half a mind to take those goodfornothings outback and clean their plow education officials in california have announced that High School Sports will not begin until december due to the coronavirus pandemic seth our next guest is a chef, musician, and actor. While in florida, practice has you can catch the entire fourth already started for varsity kissing. Season of his show [ bleep ] thats delicious on vicetv. Com and on demand. The president of mexico said yesterday he does not agree with heres my conversation with President Trump that the Border Action bronson wall would help prevent the spread of the coronavirus, but seth action, how are you, my friend added that he was not going to im amazing confront trump about it. Couldnt feel better i could, but let me not sort of like how you dont yell complain at your dog for peeing on the seth you are coming to us rug two weeks ago. Live from a gym. Oh, come on, he doesnt he youve dropped some weight doesnt remember youve shaved your head. Dont yell at him. You feeling good a couple in st. Louis that were yeah. Recently caught on video well, let me excuse you a second brandishing guns at black lives this is a fitness institute. [ laughter ] matterprotesters outside their home have been charged with and, yeah, i dropped a little bit of weight. Felony unlawful use of a weapon. Man, i was a disgusting, bail has been set at 10,000 despicable animal. And now im feeling a lot better worth of kohls cash about myself according to a new study, people excuse me, can i get a picture for my kid who prefer strawberry ice cream yeah, of course, hold that. Are more likely to find love at lets take a picture pardon me, hold on a younger age, while people who seth oh, my gosh will you stay six feet away from prefer rum raisin are more likely to die alone. Whomever youre taking a picture with in a im going to. And finally, the smithsonian go ahead seth all right announced yesterday that the [ laughter ] national zoo will reopen later oh, my god this week. We better clean this place up, action, you cannot be safe when said the pandas. Youre in a gymnasium or a [ laughter ] fitness institution. Weve all been tested this has been, pandas eating pizza. Seth all right, good come on guys, what more do you everything is all good. Want trust me this has been a monologue. We got a great show for you that was the first time ive tonight. Chris evans is here. Actually talked to anybody in six months plus, ill talk to chef, musician, and actor Action Bronson and well have music from seth and that guy did not elle king. Is that the normal demographic but first, new White House Press of your stealthy fan base . Secretary Kayleigh Mcenany has been holding a lot of press briefings lately he looked a little bit older but she seems to avoid answering listen, i touch many hearts the questions we need answered [ laughter ] most so we decided to hold another one right here, right now. Thats right Kayleigh Mcenany is here and seth you know, usually when you come on the show, we eat ready to go. So without further ado, its some food together time for the late night white weve had octopus and baked house press briefing. Ziti you were kind enough to send me some of your new ice cream oh, yeah. Seth this is ice cream you made with the good people at morgensterns. Seth yes yeah yes, thank you thats right. Seth meyers, late night with my guy nick morgenstern. Seth meyers. Secretary mcenany, do you have that right there is a well, any update on the number of new im putting out a new album called only for dolphins. Covid cases today . And im sure trying to hit every they went like this, and single sense of the human thats thanks to President Trump. Accessibility. Seth and, yes, where is the safest place for americans to be flavor, sight. Right now to avoid catching the hear, touch, humanity. Coronavirus . The rest of the world seth what would you say has [ laughter ] been trumps biggest nemesis so far when it comes to his response to the pandemic reality seth was the third one, seth what were the results of President Trumps last hear physical yeah, hear. We have beef operating at 98 capacity, pork at 95 and [ light laughter ] poultry at 98 so im just trying to touch seth june was pride month. Everybodys heart with different aspects. Does President Trump even know and that right there is a charred guava marshmallow tres which people it celebrates leches fqhcs which is inspired by my indigenous colombian queen whom seth oh. Almost lgbtqs im in love with very much, who we were looking for lgbtqs we brought a beautiful baby boy into this world with seth thats fantastic. When you interviewed for the job, what kind of questions did how old is your baby boy they ask you not one question. He just turned eight months i didnt received one question seth eight months. Hows he doing hes great. Seth if President Trump you know, last month it was too hadnt cheated on his s. A. T. S, early, but now i could literally what school could he have gotten into play him turkish prog rock lets Say University of phoenix. Seth how many french fries because he could fully does the president eat understand the progressions at about 500,000 per day this point in the juncture of seth now that a trump appointee is running the u. S post office, what will their new life slogan be . Last month no i cant promise you its seth seven months is too tomorrow, but in the coming days early for turkish prog rock. We look to deliver that. Way too early seth kayleigh, how does Mitch Mcconnell keep his neck seth but then eight months, skin under control fine well, he showed me signs. Incredibly strong ties. He showed me signs of, you know, seth where will president that he wanted he needed this trump have his eventual complete in his life. Nervous breakdown . [ laughter ] on twitter for all to see seth it should be noted that seth why are there so many for dolphin only is also going people with confederate flags at to be the name of your new album, yeah . Trump rallies . Yeah. We hand them out. Well, you can say it for seth what does trump say dolphin only, only for when he goes to a dennys and dolphins, dolphins only for. Theres a maze on the back of a placemat its really however you feel where do you draw the line here seth thank you seth Melania Trump was raised catholic. Yeah, because youre a why did trump decide not to join dolphin and i know you the Catholic Church when they understand it, and this is for people who understand it as well got married . As amphibians and reptiles and hes not a fan of the kneeling different types of species seth is there a mnemonic device you use to remember trumps lunch order of a its for all species really. Cheeseburger, hohos, oreos and seth when is your album a pepsi . Its chop, chop. Going to be out . Seth i heard President Trump im hoping the beginning of is writing a parenting book. September. Whats it called i dont even know when that is the negative impacts of because i dont even know what children. Seth what does it mean when the hell today is. The manager walks out to the its been a blur this has been a mess mound, looks to the bullpen, and taps his left arm like this . So, i just know its a day seth hey, this new season of [ bleep ] thats delicious. Bring in cy vance, a democrat oh, yeah. Seth what is Jared Kushners role in this administration . Seth one of the nice things about watching it is remembering a time where you could travel an important tool seth what was rosebud from and eat food and be social the movie citizen kane and one of the places that i think maybe has a Bad Reputation its a comment that he made for food that is maybe not in passing [ laughter ] seth oh. I see what you did there, deserved, according to you, is kayleigh dublin what does trump call using the Mcdonalds Drivethru . You had a great time in dublin man, what a hidden gem dublin People Attending Church in their cars is seth what happens when that is a phenomenal place donald trump comes up to a door and very eclectic, surprisingly. Labeled pull . The president , hes going to we found the best of probably push everything that there is to find seth tell me a scary story in dublin. About trump being president. He wants to do it again man, jamaican, irish, scottish seth ah mixtures when was Major League Baseball crazy, just mexican food. The most fun to watch . Classic, you know, irish cuisine when steroids were used and just a mixture of everything seth is it true that President Trump thinks hes a better saxophoneplaying president than bill clinton . In one place with some he believes itd go a long way if bubba came out and progressive wine bars and acknowledged that. Seth what did president tremendous gastronomy situations trump say when Kentucky Fried Chicken changed its name to kfc . In these little old, like, weve got to honor what has happened there, not rename it. Hollowed out train stations. Seth all right, kayleigh its just very cool looking. Be honest. What would you guess my role was ask then right across the way you could get the best pint in on the High School Football town, have a nice Conversation Team with some older men who use absolute nonstarter instagram. [ laughter ] seth eh, youre not wrong. Well, youre a little wrong. That refuse to follow you. I wasnt even on the team. Id be, yo, come on, follow us. If trump gets reelected, do you think well see all four horsemen of the apocalypse man, why are you not following appear us . There will be, i think, five. No, i dont want to. Seth five, oh. Seth last time you were on thatll be something the show we talked about the what should i make in order to fact that you had a very nice make sure i get a table at a cameo in the irishman. Restaurant that allows indoor oh, yeah, thats right. Dining, doesnt require social seth got to do some work with deniro. Distancing and doesnt require yeah. Masks . A little bit of walk and talk theyre grave reservations. With him seth grave seth you did a really nice grave reservations job. You were selling caskets do you guys hear that . Yeah. Yeah, you know, as they say in the business, it was a walk and oh, im the only talk im the only one here . Solo looks like we have time for one more question, so ill make it me, one on one with bobby. An important one you know, marty was over there if you could watch any two talking to us, letting us know, people from history bone, who just be yourself thats what he told me would you choose susan b. Anthony and seth are you doing hey, billy graham action, are you doing curls with seth wow, all right. Thank you for your honesty, your phone right now kayleigh it looks like were out of time, because its just going up and so on behalf of the rest of the down late night press corps, have a [ laughter ] its going up nah, im good night, well be right back excited. With chris evans and then my fingers, they just do what they want. Im sorry, i have jazz hands pardon me. Seth you have jazz hands right now . I do. [ laughter ] im trying to hold it as steady as possible. vo parents have a way of imagining the worst. So, yeah i mean, to be honest, being on a movie set is just unbelievable,. Especially when your easily distracted teenager has the car. Especially with those types of legends. I just i cant even believe that it happened at subaru, were taking on distracted driving. Seth it was amazing. And i think you mustve picked up some stuff from those guys,. With sensors that alert you when your eyes are off the road. Mustve refined your chops because the next time i saw you in a movie, king of staten island. Oh, thats right. The subaru forester. Seth Scene Stealer a scene stealing performance the safest forester ever. Ooh oh, that makes me feel really good thank you very much, sir i mean, you know, listen, they gave me a big opportunity, you know pete, i went in there with him and judd and a bunch of people and we kind of like just went back and forth, just talking [ bleep ]. And they loved me, and that was that i came in there and i knew marisa tomei was in the scene so i had to step up thats like getting two desserts seth yeah, absolutely. Thats a high bar. Wait. Do we have to thank our moms twice . Marisa tomei is the high bar well, just put it this way. I dont know. Ive been in a movie now with breyers combines 100 grade a joe pesci and marisa tomei milk and cream with real oreo cookies. Seth youre doing you better starts with breyers. Almost got the full vinny. [ laughter ] my cousin vinny. How is tidy cats breeze now i need Ralph Macchio changing the litter game . By providing outstanding odor control seth you got a macchio and with simple cleanup. Then its the full vinny thats every [ laughter ] number one goes to the bottom, oh, man and number two stays on top for easy scooping. I was like, i was a fireman. But i wasnt switch the breeze pads weekly, [ laughter ] the pellets monthly, and youre good to go. Discover the ease of breeze today. You know i already got through the training red, blue, 16 percent undecided. Here we are a nation divided. The pellets monthly, and youre good to go. Seth you are getting in fireman shape. And, you know, we know you from but 2020 had us shook. As someone who likes the good so we gave the world another look. Life, you like to indulge in and saw a future of differences celebrated. Good foods and maybe not often the healthiest foods every voice heard and advocated. But you are indeed eating where everyone can show their pride. Healthier. cause love should never have to hide. You are imbibing of the green juice. Theres a world of possibility how has the green juice treated that cant exist with you versus me. You . The green juice is a beautiful thing. It will take work, thats indisputable. Seth it is kale, celery, green apple, ginger, a little lemon but oh man it could be beautiful. Its like its one of the this world where we are we. Greatest things on earth its lowered my cholesterol. Its taken away any chance of diabetic situations. Use yogurt or milk to soothe your skin ive lost like 80 [ bleep ] or you could use schick hydro silk pounds, man. 80 pounds in latter way. And im still fat. With hypoallergenic serum so, like i said, it shows you for the smooth shave we all deserve. That i was a fat ass[ bleep ]. Schick hydro silk [ laughter ] right now im just an ass[ bleep ] charmin ultra soft is so soft much are you hon . For the smooth shave we all deserve. Seth did you take to green juice right away or did you have youll have to remind your family they can use less. To develop a taste for it . Nah, i still dont like it. I dont like it. Charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. I just pound it. I put as much as i can into a huge, like, milk jug and then enjoy the go with charmin. Just down it with a metal straw. I dont know theres just certain techniques. Seth now, i have to ask, maybe youll be out on the road soon, hopefully touring. Maybe youll be doing another season of the show, god willing. But if when this ends, when restaurants are open and everything is robust again, where is the first place that Amazing School district. Action bronsons going to go the hoa has been very involved. Oh, my lord its sad to say, but weve these shrubs arent board approved. Learned just all these places, you need to break down your cardboard. Thank you. Violation. Violation. You know, like, this