I was ive only left i think my wife and i were there, were on steve from rockefeller the Upper West Side and we center, in the heart of new didnt leave the whole time. York city, its the tonight show, starring Jimmy Fallon Jimmy wow. So jimmy and you came up with the album lonely trip, which is kind of feels like what it tonight, join jimmy and his guests happening. Orlando bloom,cily strong, yeah. Jimmy im assuming thats where the title came from. And you just started experimenting with things around your apartment . And featuring the legendary roots crew i had a little 8track recorder just a little round thing that and now, heres your host, i yeah, just building little jimmy fallon and playing on toilet paper and wine glasses dreaming of a time when i would have actual jimmy why didnt you call the album toilet paper and wine glasses . [ laughter ] jimmy thank you very much. Ah hey, everyone. Thats the next album, yeah. Im just so happy that youre here and that you thought of thank you so much for tuning us and it means a lot to us and in welcome to the tonight show, my name is jimmy fallon. Everyone out there for doing this hi thank you lets get to the news and jimmy so, baby steps and jokes. Thanks for being safe and doing this the right way well, guys, after months of speculation, joe biden finally i appreciate it. Made the announcement weve all my thanks to Orlando Bloom, been waiting forbreaking news. Cecily strong. Trey anastasio, everybody. [ applause ] democratic president ial candidate joe biden has made lonely trip is available now hiden has picked california stay safe out there. Wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Senator, Kamala Harris to be well see you tomorrow his running mate goodnight, everybody jimmy thats right joe biden has selected Kamala Harris as his running mate she is the daughter of two immigrants, a democratic senator from california, an inspiring story unless youre trump, then its a stephen king novel. In a statement, kamala said, im very much looking forward to serving as president Vice President. I mean Vice President. Biden called her a fearless fighter for the little guy and dr. Fauci was like, thank you. Kamalas already gearing up for debate with mike pence, which is why she spent an hour arguing with a mannequin at kohls. Biden was quick who hold a a Virtual Press conference to discuss his decision and people were very excited to talk about it hey, folks, thanks four for joining my cant wait for all the excitement and experience she brings to the team mr. Vice president , what are kamalas plans for when she gets into the white house. Kamala and i will Work Together, hand in hand to restore the soul of this nation how does it feel to be reaching this point . I thought we were running an Exciting Campaign prior to this okay. Has kamala asked about me asked about you no. How is that a Foreign Policy question i was just hoping to take a a trip with her. Vice president biden, when you are the president. Thank you i think Kamala Harris is amazing and inspiring. Is that a question . I think Kamala Harris is amazing and inspiring. Okay. Is kamala nice in person . Yes, shes very, very nice. Knew it you can just tell. Very kind eyes i have a question, mr. , mr. , oh, my god, what was your name again . Joe biden of course, jim. My question is, is kamala here no, shes not ah. But i can send a link to her virtual speech in the chat yay does anyone have a question that is not about Kamala Harris i do. Great, shoot. How is barack obama doing seriously and followup question, do you think you would ever want to be the Vice President again, maybe like next . Thats enough im excited to have kamala running beside me in this campaign and we will Work Together with mow as the president and Kamala Harris as the Vice President and thats how its going to go, okay okay madam president , madam president i think youre confused, jack no, im just practicing this is, i know people are excited about kamala yay biden kamala yay heck, im almost taking this personal here. At the end of the day, i suppose old joe should take as a compliment even if she handed me my rear at the debates and together we can accomplish anything thank you all for coming i do have to go. I am late for another engagement thank you all for coming how do you get off this thing . Ah, hell jimmy that was interesting well, guys, heres some big news it was announced theres a a vaccine to treat the coronavirus. Vladimir putin has announced a vaccine. Despite his own daughter being the first to receive a dose. Jimmy russia now claims to have a coronavirus vaccine, which is great if theres one thing i know about russia, they never lie about drug tests oh, no Vladimir Putin defended the new vaccine. He was like, dont worry, just like upcoming u. S. Election. Results are totally legitimate thats right, the new Covid Vaccine has been approved by four out of five russian scientists and one out of five russian scientists are now missing [ laughter ] jimmy what did you say . Over the course of just under two months, the vaccintested onn people, some even willingly, i dont know much about his family, but i know that kid is definitely his don jr. Maybe the vaccine will work. So far the only side effects are depression, hunger and chills in putins defense, thats how everyone walked in before the vaccine. In his announcement, putin said, quote, it works effectively enough thats like your doctor saying, i got most of the ringworm yeah, well, well be fine. When asked about the vaccine, the u. S. Secretary of health and Human Services said the point is not to be first and trump was like, yeah, yeah, great, thats the end of my desk by lunch or youre fired. He tried to talk about the 1 1918 pandemic and was a little off on history the closest thing is in 1917, they say, right . The great, the great pandemic certainly was a terrible thing probably ended the second world war, all the soldiers were sick ah, come on jimmy not too bad, only off by two decades whats the big deal . What, what, what congratulations, its a baby boy. And he can vote. Trumps basically like the baseball coach who subs in when the history teacher gets sick. All right, world war ii is, lets just put on a movie, you guys like sand lot the trouble is, those who cannot remember the past are condemned to retweet it. At this point, trumps teleprompter is just a shrug emoji, then trump said i believe the war ended when president truman uttered it is what it is. The Trump Administration is reportedly considering a new rule that could prevent american citizens of returning to the country if they are suspected of having coronavirus. Jimmy thats like if pinterest said no more wedding stuff. Like a motel 6 saying we dont want anybody in here with bedbugs, okay . Schools and College Football are okay, its bob and dorene coming home is the problem. Were still in summer, by halloween candy displays have arrived even earlier jimmy why do we need halloween . Every day were Walking Around in a mask completely terrified you can walk in any pharmacy and get candy, still no wipes. Meanwhile, theyre carrying Christmas Trees like, you still talking about halloween . A new study shows using mouthwash could reduce the of risk of contracting coronavirus. Were one step away from trump telling us to inject scope a professional stuntman decided to propose to his girl friend after lighting himself on fire take a look at this thing. Wow. And just to mess with him, she was like, let me think about it for a sec. Im kidding. She said yes, and then things took a turn when he jumped up and hugged her no, no, it was cute right until she ran off with the fireman who saved that mans life. We have a great show, Orlando Bloom is here. Plus, from saturday night live, Cecily Strong is here and weve got our first live studio performance in five months Trey Anastasio will be here. Hash tags jimmy ahha, we do this thing every week where i send out a hash tag and ask you guys to respond to that topic thank you for playing along with us. I asked you to tweet a funny song lyric parody and 2020 we got so many funny responses thank you for playing along. With the help of the roots, i thought id share some of my favorite of responses from you guys okay this first one is from meghausted. She says 2020, 2020, 2020 until were vaccinated nothing to do, nowhere to cant go to the airport cant go on a plane i worry, worry, worry im going to go insane oh, no, no, no, oh, oh, oh, jimmy thank you. Wait, who cares, right this one is from please, that was to punk, shattered the mic. Have you seen anyone shatter a a mic before i do it all the time. Jimmy ah set you up you owe me for the whole year, i set you up this one is, oh, no. This is panic at the disco i cant hit these notes. Here we go please clap for jason, he says ant to bake this banana bread muffin you want to have pie jimmy thank you. Thats just out of pity. Unbelievable everyones like, how sad look at grandpa. Yeah, he did it. Look at grandpa. Isnt he cute . Hes on a hover board, isnt that cute . Look at grandpa. Look at him go, look at him go jimmy hes in the next room, oh, wow. This ones from truman said, they say social distance had me a blast social distance wearing a a mask i met a g made a stand six feet from me look at grandpa jimmy he knows all the words his teeth stayed in. Isnt that cute . Uh, the next ones from llshmdfn 2 that means theres one other one. This ones, can you, you want to do a couple yes, please. Jimmy crush this mic, man. She says i cant see your face when im with you my glasses fogged up i got my mask on and i cant see your face even on zoom bad connection yeah now frozen [ laughter ] yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah oh, yeah i do this, man. Its sometimes why jimmy can you try this next one, from d whip defeat you can you do this one, too oh, yeah, please. Yes. Two, three. Is this corona is this just allergies caught in a zoom call wearing dress shirt over jammies [ laughter ] look at him go. Jimmy that was actually good this one is from brian ricci. He says woke up stayed in bed stayed in bed and stayed in bed stayed in bed then i stayed in bed stayed in bed then stayed in bed some more woke up stayed in bed stayed in bed and stayed in bed jimmy thanks, man. Beautiful thats our budget for 2020 this last one is from Katie Hastings 1 she says everythings canceled everything is canceled due to covid19 everything is canceled b quarantined everything is canceled jimmy check out more at tonight show. Com well be right back with Orlando Bloom everything is canceled everything is canceled due to covid19 everything is canceled people used to care. Heck, theyd come all the way out here just for a blurry photo of me. Oh, thats a good one. Wait, whats that . Thats just the lowbattery warning. Oh, alright. Now its all, check out my rv, and, lets go fourwheeling. Maybe theres a little part of me that wanted to be seen. Well, progressive helps people save when they bundle their home wait, whatd you just call me . Bigfoot . My name is daryl. 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Yo feels that we all needed, a chance to reflect on whats important and what weve been doing in the, and i just hope that, you know, we can keep that, that, that thinking, can kind of continue on past and through once there are vaccines in place and people want to go about their lives, i understand its just i feel incredibly blessed. Been feeling very grateful obviously, i have a little baby girl on the way. Jimmy got to talk about that i am so excited for you to have a baby girl. Very two girls thats, its amazing, youll have to tell me all about it im so excited to be, to have a little daddys girl. I hope, i hope shes going to love me, but that daddy girl thing and that love of your life feeling is right around there, you know. Jimmy its exactly what everyone tells you, so no spoilers from me but it really is love at first end. Its just like the best thing in the world to even watch them grow up in every little thing. Its so cute i mean, boys cute too, sons are great, obviously you know that but girls. I have a 9yearold boy, yeah hes got a couple of other brothers, but this is his first sister, so hes kind of excited, too exciting times jimmy oh, yeah is that your work behind you or is that your sons lego work yeah this is hours of quarantine, quarantine jimmy those are legos . Those are legos i actually found it quite reassuring, and actually, me and flynn started with this big silver porsche up here he got so into it. He would go, dad, im going to go to bed. Just another 15 minutes. Jimmy let me stay up to the next page. Jimmy youre my dad. You can stay up as long as you like whats green one up there . On the top corner there . Thats a defender 19. Jimmy i didnt know they made these legos oh, man, neither did i. Now im just like, theres another porsche. Theres like a, i mean, like this is a moss back 1967 its just fun. Jimmy wow. Its just hours of fun. Jimmy you were filming carnival row. I think that was the last time you were in studio with us congrats, you got three emmy nominations, bud thanks, man everyones worked so hard on that show. It was, the first season was not straightforward in so many ways, but i think we really kind of brought an interesting story to the screen, so im happy with the going back to finish jimmy congrats on the noms we always talk about giving back, and we were talking right before we started this interview. But you do a lot of work with unicef yeah. Jimmy whats your connection with unicef its been about ten years or more, maybe, actually 12 i was trying to do basically one trip, field trip, every year to witness really the work they do in the field to save the lives of women and children in the most desperate circumstances, so, and then what we will do is video document it and its a ngo, so were trying to put the messaging out for hopefully people to support, because obviously, the world is suffering from this global pandemic, and when you look at the way we feel at home you imagine that and times it by ten or even more so they need to inoculate the children under the age of 2. There are so many issues, and you add that covid element on top. Its so close to my heart, ive worked with these children so many times, and theyre looking for support, unicefs always looking for that support, because obviously, its so challenging at home. Its also having the foresight that we are a Global Community we are a Global Community, and when one part of that community is suffering, the whole, the whole suffers, and just kind of grappling with that idea is sometimes challenging, but its something thats so, you know, amazing when you see it. Jimmy well, thanks so much for talking about it and getting people talking about it thanks for asking, honestly ive been watching your show a a little bit, and its great to see that you guys are highlighting peoples causes its something that we all want to have something that we can do to give back in some way. Jimmy thats the least we can do, right . Yeah. Jimmy i want to talk about your new movie can you stick around for sure. Jimmy more with Orlando Bloom when we get back, everybody. Come on. vo businesses are always making choices. Heres a choice you dont have to make. The largest 5g network. Awardwinning customer satisfaction. Or insanely great value. 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