Cheei must be dreaming. Read. No, no. Its actually a real thing. You should try it. Its delicious. Mmmm. New stuffed crazy bread with crazy sauce, just 3. 49 its not a dream pizza pizza announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers, honey, did you hear about these new geico savings . Sean penn, from united we mom . Fall, actress and comedian youll get an extra 15 jane curtin, an all new closer on top of what geico could already save you. Can i call you back . Look, featuring the 8g band your fathers been researching our geneology. With Thaddeus Dixon. Were vikings and now, seth meyers theres never been a better time to save with geico. Switch by october seventh for an extra 15 seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . On car and motorcycle insurance. My inlaws place is finally hey, we lost the wifi password. Feeling like a real studio do you remember what that is . In fact, theyre filming maddow in the other room give em hell, rachel. Lets get to the news. While tweeting about the crowd size during his recent trip to the state, President Trump today misspelled florida though it isnt the first time, trump has ignored his auto correct. President trump announced on friday he will ban the popular social media app tiktok. Really i feel like if i were you id be more focused on instagram, but all right. Treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin said yesterday that extending the 600 weekly unemployment benefit leads to, quote, certain cases where were paying people more to stay home than work. Well, if you think thats bad, buddy, wait til you find out what were paying this guy to shank golf balls into the woods. White House Coronavirus Task force coordinator dr. Deborah birx said today that seth guest drummer Thaddeus Dixon is sitting in weve entered a new phase in the with 8g band this week fight against coronavirus. Hes a platinumselling producer thats right, the task force has and drummer, who has worked with everyone from 21 savage to ariana grande. Now moved on to the could care less phase Health Officials said yesterday his new single baby, featuring kyla fajardo, is out now and they fear President Trump will available on all platforms push the food and Drug Administration to approve a Coronavirus Vaccine before its welcome back to the show, thaddeus deemed safe in order to have it ready before the election. Our first guest tonight is a cool, cool twotime Academy Award winning actor and the cofounder of the a once in a lifetime pandemic and theyre going to serve up a vaccine that they made on an nonprofit core, a Disaster Relief organization, which is episode of nailed it. Currently expanding efforts for covid19 testing i know it doesnt look right, but it tastes like vaccine heres my conversation with sean penn. Hey, sean. Welcome to the show. After republican representative how are you . Louie gohmert tested positive very well, how are you . For the coronavirus, democratic seth im doing very good congresswoman Jackie Speier there are reports that you recently got married criticized him for putting other is this true representatives in danger by congratulations. Sleeping in his congressional [ light laughter ] office and using the house gym how recent is it even worse, his kissing booth was a huge success its thursday. I know, i wouldnt i wouldnt seth oh, my goodness have predicted it either South Carolina congressman so this is, uh youre really James Clyburn yesterday compared fresh into it. President trump to world war ii yeah, we did a covid wedding. Era italian dictator Benito Mussolini and said by that, i mean it was a county commissioner on zoom and we were russian president Vladimir Putin is like hitler at the house that concerns me, said my two children and her brother. Neville chamberlain, and that was todays smart joke. And and we did it that way. We did finally get a second seth that actually having had a very large wedding, that actually sounds pretty nice and camera for over there, but then low stress maddow needed it lets say there are socially former Vice President joe biden liberating factors under covid is expected to pick his running [ laughter ] mate this week and make a formal announcement later this month. Then and only then will the seth i want to compliment obamas turn their phones back on you on what i feel was the finest moment in television this honey, he he picked year you played yourself in an episode of curb your enthusiasm as the owner of a pet store. Turn our phones back on. Today was Martha Stewarts 79th and its the hardest i laughed all year did you enjoy that birthday, and if you want to get her something, she already one, i did enjoy it, yeah. She made it herself and its way im a big fan of that show, so better than the one that you bought it was it was nice to get the invitation to come down. Authorities in no, it wasnt it wasnt either of us they they have a pretty loose play plan, very encouraging authorities in new jersey cited and and we had a lot of fun, yeah a homeowner after they recently rented out their house for a does all the time youre pool party for an estimated 85 spending here take away from, you know, acting children raising the question, how do you i was never a very zen sort of personality punish someone whos willing to have 85 kids at their house . But i find myself very, very calm now the countrys Oldest Department store, lord taylor filed for i think, you know, its the birds. Bankruptcy yesterday shut up unlike lorde and taylor who are thriving seth yeah, i asked larry david about it and he said karen chee wrote that joke you improvised yelling at the thats what you get when you parrots. Have a young person like karen chee on your staff and i thought, well, that was that was the best the u. S. Marshals service is moment. Auctioning off merchandise from so, again, i tip my cap. The infamous Fyre Festival fraud. Thanks. I cant remember what was thats right, theyre getting rid of tshirts, hats and a kyle improvised and what was not, that no one picked up. Because we just did it a few times and they kind of loosened it up each time. And finally, a teenager in and and, yeah colorado recently broke the Guinness World record for the fastest time to solve a rubiks but i had a good time doing it short, you know . You know just, uh, shot that cube while riding on a pogo one morning and out. Stick, beating the previous record, which was not doing seth its very nice when that you when you create a world for someone to come in, work a you guys, that was the monologue. Very short amount of time and oh, was that too loud, rachel . Score. It was good . All right. Thats why you keep getting have a great show. People to say yes to you see you soon yeah. They figured out that that we got a great show for you chemistry. Tonight. Ill be talking to Actor Sean Penn about his disaster theyve got you know so Relief Organization c. O. R. E. And you go in there, you kind of how theyre helping in the fight against covid19 feel like there is some unseen safety net anyway, because plus, the great jane curtin will everybodys terrific on that be here. Show all the time. Cant wait to hear about her new show, united we fall, but first, a closer look. So, you figure, well i dont want to be the odd one out. Seth right hello everyone, and welcome back to the captains quarters. Its august, which means were exactly. I want to talk about core. So this is an organization you now in the back half of our started after the earthquake in summer shows, costarring our haiti. Beloved reviled sidekick, the haunted sea captain painting and now youre also using it to help increase covid testing. And as were always looking to make our show interactive, we want to ask you, the viewer, what brought you to this which b plot starring the decision to do that, and was it captain would you like us to easy to take an organization explore in our remaining nautical themed shows . That had been set up for other things and to sort of shift it into this testing world . His stoic, yet rewarding friendship with a maine fisherman. Yes and no. Youre my friend. I mean, what was easy is to say we had more than most in terms seth his obsessive yearslong battle with a giant of the infrastructure of a lobster. Disaster Response Organization return to the deep, foul beast. And we had done infectious seth or his relationship with his three estranged disease once with the cholera children outbreak in haiti. Look at me, kids. Thats, you know, a bit of a starter kit for what what seth just go to seacaptainpolls to make your this incredibly transmittable covid is choice now, if youre wondering why this poll isnt on our shows twitter account, its because so we initially went to the governor of california and said, nbc said, this is bad and we look, weve got people. Dont like it. Speaking of bad things not to like weve got some experience. Together segue seth the trump and weve got the will to play administration scrapped a nationwide testing plan because where would you guide us . They wanted to blame democrats he guided us to mayor garcetti for the coronavirus, and as the crisis deepens, the president and Los Angeles City and has decided to focus on Tiktok Los Angeles fire department, where they had already set up for more on this, its time for a closer look. Test sites, but they were those test sites were being operated by firefighters who, frankly, had other things to be doing for the city seth more than 155 thousand americans have now died from the coronavirus s are rising in mor0 and so we were able to take states training and to absorb those sites and then expand site after site until now the u. S. Now accounts for 1 4 of all coronavirus deaths in the world, and in some parts of the were doing all the city sites country, people are waiting as long as two weeks to get their test results, which is insane. Seth you know, one of the major issues has been a lack of the whole point of testing is to transparency from the government find cases, isolate them, then to the people insofar as what trace their contacts how long its going to take your if it takes two weeks, its pointless. Results. You might as well open a testing site at that Swimming Pool in the ozarks what it means you need to do in the time between when you get tests and you get your results all right, everybody, im going is it important when youre to need you to swab your nose testing people to let them know before you snort cocaine exactly how long its going to be until they find out i think its essential. I know, i know you want to and this is something that weve been working very hard with the we could have avoided all of this with a coordinated National Testing strategy from the city on and in the and thats beginning. In fact, vanity fair reported just in our operations in last week that we almost had one los angeles. Until Jared Kushner slithered because, you know, were throughout the country out of his westworld milk bath and weve been expanding this with a criteria for our and [ bleep ] it up. Organization to operate. An extraordinary new report in vanity fair says the our criteria is moving toward a president s soninlaw, total fiveday program Jared Kushner, was working on a secret project back in the so you are notified from the time you test, you come in with spring, putting together a team to come up with an aggressive the assumption that you will National Testing plan as the cooperate in Contact TracingCoronavirus Spread across the you will isolate from the time u. S. Youre tested certainly to the once they came up with this time youre notified plan, it was mysteriously shelved. If youre notified positive, you will continue to quarantine and now, this article, quoting one participant as saying it was youll be contact traced all within five days just, quote, poof, into thin air. Our reporting indicates that after five days, any of these reports that you hear, if it is the plan hit, changing sentiment more than five days, the cats out of the bag at the white house, which is that the virus was likely on its way out. It becomes relatively useless, that it was subsiding. This was in early april. Except for those who by being ae but also that it was primarily from additional spread with the affecting blue states. Community or family. And that the political folks looked at this and thought, but its under a where you have an open economy, very difficult to get people who are well, you know, if we need a out of a job a long time to, if political response, we can blame democratic governors they are oh asymptomatic, quarantine themselves out of a seth i guess its not job. Surprising to learn that so it has to be the language, Jared Kushner is a sociopath i mean, look at him. At least, has to be charged with he looks like Hannibal Lecter in a cw reboot of silence of the the seriousness of the of the pandemic lambs. It is not always enforceable, did you hear about the new kid . But it is always mandatory i heard he ate someones liver with fava beans and a capri sun. I dont know and thats what were moving toward, but we want people to i still think hes cute. Know that from the time theyre tested, they they will only kushners the guy who takes his gloves off before dousing you with kerosene. Have two days of full isolation if they then test negative gasoline is such a tricky smell to get out of leather. Seth and do you find when you explain it to people in sort were you aware of that, detective . Of terms that are easy to understand like that, that theyre pretty game to go along so they had a National Testing with the rules that you set out . Plan and then scrapped it so yes they could blame the whole thing i think that it is less an issue on democratic governors. Of rebellion against the machine now, this is the trump administration, so for all we know, their National Testing plan was this. Or against liberty than it is an issue of chaotic communications but this is an Infectious Disease. From the white house down. Did they not realize it could and also, through a lot of travel to red states, too . While a lot of the medias done a very good job, if half of the its a perfect plan, as long as no one from new york ever goes to florida [ bleep media is not doing a good job, if theyre going point to point even now we could be fixing these problems, but a chaotic every day, you lose track of the five, six essential things you and disorganized white house is got to know. Sending mixed signals while the president spends all day on the and its those essential things golf course and gets that exercise hes always talking you got to demand of your about. Friends and neighbors and of the Public Health system im sorry, but its not exercise if you spend most of your time driving around in a cart seth i this is very exciting as well you cant call it a sport if the equipment has cup holders. I know youre doing a reunion table read of fast times at if driving a little car was ridgemont high, coming up in a exercise, gyms would have bumper cars couple of weeks, right baseball wouldnt be considered a sport if batters got to take a right moped around the bases yeah, august 20th, i think just this morning the president , once again, woke up and belched seth that is such an iconic role, but is it true that you out a bunch of incoherent bull did not feel as though you [ bleep ] on twitter, calling nailed that audition for schools to reopen and blaming the media for making oh, for the original movie . Coronavirus look worse than it is seth yeah. Yeah. The day after his own no, thats i have to say that Coronavirus Task force coordinator dr. Deborah birx that movies audition gets more said the virus was attention and questions, but it extraordinarily widespread and is true that i never did a good recommended that schools in hot spots use Distance Learning audition for anything. Before reopening i was just not a good seth okay. The administrations testings czar flatout contradicted the president when he went on tv the big difference with that one was after i failed the yesterday and said this. The evidence just doesnt show me in the parking lot, i guess that hydroxychloroquine is effective right now. I think we need to move on from that and talk about what is effective. Seth we . Theres no we, its trump. I was resentful of of hes the one whos obsessed with hydroxychloroquine auditions and just felt if they didnt get it by osmosis, i he talks about it more than your shouldnt give it until they Yoga Instructor talks about cbd were paying me oil. [ laughter ] i use cbdinfused toothpaste and my gums have never been happier. Seth now, as youve also been on the other side youve been a director remember just last week when the president repeatedly defended the demon sperm doctor who do you feel as the director when people come and audition, you pushed hydroxychloroquine not have a great empathy for what theyre going through . Once but multiple times . Yeah. And many times i wont audition people i was very impressed with her ill often sort of just have somebody come in and meet and and other doctors that stood with her get a sense of them and talk to i think she made sense them a little bit. I was very impressed by her, know nothing about her their instincts about the i had never seen her before, but certainly you could put her up character and the story. And let her have a voice and, you know, theres been times where ive gone and cast seth she does have a voice, nonactors without auditioning but there is a time and a place them to warn