Nailed it. This ad brought to you by the steve from rockefeller Trump Campaign for nonself center in the heart of conflicting messages new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy seth meyers, thank you, women for trump bus, for looking like an Optional Accessory you can buy for jimmy its hard to altright blogger barbie understand david blaine well, even though trumps spending his time calling into musical guest, burna boy fox, im sure his administration is focused on the important issues facing our and featuring the legendary nation, right . Roots crew the Trump Administration wants to change the definition of a shower head to let more water flow and now here is your host, jimmy fallon thank you, shark week in 2020, President Trump talked about the need to keep his hair for somehow managing to make tv perfect and complained multiple times that he was not getting shows about deadly shark wet enough attacks feel like a relaxing escape [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Thank you, study that found aldg jimmy hi, everyone first of all, i just want to apologize for making everyone contains toxic chemicals picture trump in the shower. Thank you very much for tuning in or as their hamburgers put it, twinsies welcome to the tonight show. A even more upsetting, he took our top scientists off vaccine theres the roots right there. Research and put them on this. Always good to see the roots [ applause ] hes not getting wet enough in lets get to the news and jokes. The shower meanwhile, americans were like, shower heads, we havent bathed in five months. Well, guys, this morning President Trump called into fox thank you, beluga whale being rescued this week, for looking like your drunk friend at the party who needed help getting business and spent the majority his jacket on. Of the interview attacking [ light laughter ] different women. Listen to this lets get to some business news, as movie theaters across the country attempt to reopen, amc has come up with a way to [ laughter ] bring customers back what is your reaction to Kamala Harris . There you have it. Now you have a sort of a mad woman, i call her. Listen to this those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with more aoc was a poor student tonight show, everybody. Amc has announced that it is reopening its theaters next week and tickets will be just 15 cents on reopening day. Person i me, you cant claim that as a dependent. Nancy losi [ laughter ] looks like someone woke up on jimmy yep, for 15 cents you the wrong side of the my pillow can spend two hours in full [ light laughter ] panic wondering if it was worth it [ laughter ] because its inanimate mad woman, not smart and stone cold crazy [ sigh ] people ask. Yeah what sort of a person should become a celebrity accountant . Hes tough on the phone, but if he really had guts, hed say should i be doing this . And, i tell them, nobody should. All that on the view. [ light laughter ] questlove who has a dime and a nickel jimmy yeah, that too hey, buddy. Whats the damage . And just to drop a cherry on top of the misogyny sunday, [ on the phone ] i bought it old people are like, were the waterfall . Trump also sent a tweet calling going to go to the matinee nope my new volkswagen. Morning joes Mika Brzezinski because it only costs a dime a ditsy air head [ laughter ] a volkswagen . questlove the original, i think were having a breakthrough here. Seriously, if you had what the nickelodeon. A coworker who came in and jimmy yeah, exactly. Thats exactly what it is. Welcome to caesars palace. Said that kind of stuff about women, they wouldnt be your thank you. Coworker by the end of the they go, is this worth it . Day. Should i be all it takes is one person to its like, all right, ive go insulted everyone here [ cough im just going to get my coat. Im out. Tmobiles new offer on iphone 11 pro see myself out. Okay is even better on our most powerful signal. At this point our best shot at im good im good what am i doing . Trump attacking covid is someone telling him the virus in more serious news, i saw switch and get two new lines of unlimited for only 90 ovulates that pringles is now [ laughter ] [ laughter ] iphone 11 pros on us. Only at tmobile. If the election doesnt work out, trump can always get a job as the worst Hallmark Card writer ever. I saw that pringles is now selling a chip that tastes like a Wendys Baconator and they when better chickens are hatched, we will hatch them. Happy valentines day to my want people to dip them in frosties, in their milkshakes. Suburban housewife please dont become a cold its why all of the tyson chicken that bears his name stone, crazy, ditsy mad woman who goes out and yaps. Take a look at these things. Is raised with no antibiotics ever. Yeah, theyre actually trying out some new slogans every nugget, strip and drumstick. Check it out right now aoc is like, i double majored in economics and first theres, a personal pandemic for your insides. Keep it real. Keep it tyson. International relations. [ laughter ] you double majored in elephants my hygienist cleans with a round head, so does my oralb. And lunch. Next theres, honestly its probably safer to swallow the hingughter ] can. My hygienist personalizes my cleaning, so does my oralb. [ laughter ] fun fact, thats actually the old access hollywood bus with my hygienist uses just the right pressure, and so does my oralb. Then theres, they dont expire because they were never a new paint job. Okay to begin with. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] oralb combines a dentistinspired brush head next theres, just try not to think about how weird of a a couple mr. Pringle and wendy are. With the gentle energy of microvibrations meanwhile, the wienermobile saw that and was like, well, hello. For the wow of a professional clean feel every day. And finally, once you pop, your heart will stop. [ laughter ] also in his interview, trump my mouth says wow and so does my oralb. Discussed how democrats want just be careful when youre funding for the Postal Service and he said something kind of alarming and finally, this is going viral. Listen to this this skinny house in illinois was just sold for 260,000 they want 25 billion, scratch that, baby, im grateful. Ankf l. Billion, for the post office check this thing out look at this gotta say, its really been a while. Now, they need that money in look at that order to have the post office could you see it again but now i got back that smile. Work so it can take all of these millions and millions of put it up again. Smil ballots. Yeah check everything off the list with jeans from 8 if we dont make a deal, that means they dont get their its a skinny house. Money. Yeah and tees from 4. That means they cant have universal mailin voting when you put your mail through the front slot it just flies get ready for school at target. Out the back they just cant have it. [ light laughter ] im a verizon engineer and im part of the Team Building jimmy okay that house is the only thing in 5g ultra wideband. America that stayed skinny its already available in parts of select cities he just admitted that hes not agreeing to a deal to fund the during quarantine. [ light laughter ] and its rolling out in cities around the country. Postal service because he doesnt want mailin voting to be possible for the election right now every other house on the block is like, wait, am i fat . 25x faster than todays 4g networks. Yeah, the size of the house is its the fastest 5g in the world. Trump is like one of those just three feet wide, or as new yorkers call that, a movie villains who spends so much time explaining his plan a palace this is 5g built right. Out loud that the good guy manages to shimmy out of his handcuffs. Guys, we have a great show for [ laughter ] you tonight. From late night with first, im going to take your seth meyers, seth meyers is here tonight body, and then im going to put you in the piranha tank. [ applause ] then im going to get a buzz saw and the buzz saws slowly going to come right down the hes gone. Plus, he Just Announced his first live event in nearly a a decade, magician david blaine is here. [ laughter ] postal workers were like, how much less funding can you give [ applause ] us we dont even have pants. I cant just wait until you [ laughter ] see. I cant even i cant even talk about it. No one is happy about this in the special, hes going millions of americans wrote to trump angry letters about it he wants to fly away in a hot air holding balloons like up questlove yeah jimmy hes going to somehow see if he can pull that off, weather permitting but, what he does on the show tonight is its just i dont know remember last time you questlove threw up jimmy yes, you did throw up see, this will questlove top that jimmy yeah youll feel like youre right at home watching the same its honestly hes un an army family who is always at the ready. Hes unbelievable, that guy. So when they got a little surprise. Two . They didnt panic. They got a bigger car for their soontobebigger family. Real jimmy his magic is real. After shopping around for insurance, they called usaa who helped find the right coverage for them and even some muchneeded savings. That was the easy part. Usaa insurance is made the way liz and mike need it easy. Jimmy my first guest is the host of late night with seth meyers which airs weeknights at 12 35 a. M. Right here on nbc. Do i need to say that time here is our good friend, seth meyer yeah. I mean, just because i think there might be, like, five seconds between your show and my show. So, if people are trying to schedule something in between, just make sure youre back at 12 35 jimmy i guess when people setting their dvrs just to remind them when youre on, yeah its right exactly as our show ends, you begin. The 12, the 5 is the killer like, its bad enough. And again, i say this to a man who was also on at 12 35 its bad enough to be on at 12 30 at night but the fact that they pushed it to 12 35 makes it sound like its not real like, oh, im on jimmy youre this close. I have a tv show on at 12 35. Jimmy this close to infomercial time yeah, its like, you versus some the my pillow guy or something. Exactly jimmy the last time you were on our show was march 5th, is what im remembering, from research yeah. Jimmy and it was two weeks before 30 rock was shut down a week before jimmy a week before. It was a thursday it was a thursday and then we both canceled the following thursday jimmy but i mean, we talked we didnt shake hands. We joked about not shaking hands and then by mistake we were doing a bit we ended up touching each others faces. Well, i dont think it was and i believe i was saying that youre not supposed to touch your face, but nobody said anything about touching each others faces which is like haha. Jimmy no, thats right and the audience laughed and i laughed and then we did it we all had a grand old time with it. Jimmy boy, were we wrong wow. Yeah. Jimmy cut to five months later. Lets talk about this because youre doing a great job at home and, you know, we can actually talk because we do the same job yeah. Jimmy what was the most challenging parts of doing the show from home from you . I mean, you have to do everything you have to be your own everything yeah. In the beginning it was just figuring out, you know, the tech of it and we with things like a closer look which are really long scripts, we figured out a teleprompter app but you kind of have to set the speed in the beginning and youre kind of married to that speed. And obviously the source video can then be edited but nothing is worse than knowing that my staff is watching me when i screw up, like basically what it looks like, what they see is me going i screw up and im like and i have to lean forward and, like, do this. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah exactly right. But also, yeah, it changes the tempo of your joke reading too yeah. I think weve all figured out, like, you just got to move ahead a lot faster you know, its not that i think there was a sense that were all waiting for our laughs that arent there its more just that were programmed to work in front of an audience so you dont want to talk over laughs. You dont want to have people miss the setup for the next joke and it was just learning like, i dont think people at home jimmy thats a great way of putting it theyre laughing that hard that they no, its not the way it works for the television and when youre on at 12 35, youre probably being watched by someone who is next to a person who is sleeping so, i dont think theyre laughing that hard jimmy it is very it cools you right down when you tell a joke and theres no response, doesnt it it is well thats still the great thing about no audience, is everything plays the same, right . So, i think the hardest thing is when you have a joke play to silence in a room full of people but having operated, now, like 60plus shows with no audience, the good ones sound just like the bad ones you know, theyre all jimmy yeah, yeah that was a crusher joke. Nothing jimmy nothing. Still. Nothing. Of course theres no audience. And i think theres two ways of looking at it you could either go, man, i havent had a laugh for four months, or you can just say, like, im on a roll. Everything is exactly the same one after the other, nothing jimmy consistency. Well done, jimmy i love this is your second location i love the set now of your where is this set . Were in our my inlaws house. These are my wifes parents, tom and joan theyve been very kind to let me find a corner andvbeen espe kind because ive just used a lot of their terrible artwork and let it become characters in the show jimmy i know that the sea captain is a very prominent sidekick on your show and i love it. And hes now become a character on the show, as the duck, is as well, that wooden duck yeah. Really theyre really polarizing characters. A lot of people on twitter make it very clear, day in and day out, they really dont like it and i just like to stress to them its not going to happen for a lot longer no one is coming back to me with new york city they belong to the sea and they dont want to be they dont want to be on manhattan. But, yeah, its been fun basically the show has slowly turned into peewees playhouse and im happy about it jimmy he was ahead of his time does the captain want to say anything to me could i talk to the sea captain . I did tell the captain i was coming on your show tonight. And captain, do you have anything you want to say to jimmy . All right, jimmy, i love the roots jimmy thats so nice thank you, sea captain thank you for being on the show thats so that voice sounds familiar oh, my gosh. The voice sounds familiar and the most again, i cant even give a hint as to who the voice is because were playing it real close to the vest. Jimmy once that comes out, fo s texting a person that you and i both know, a bunch of lines with no context and getting a text back in a sea captain voice jimmy its well done are your inlaws are they happy that youre there or how is that they were pretty happy because i think they were bragging it up to their friends, you know, that their home had become a studio but they were a little unhappy because totally tongue in cheek and shame on me, but we did a bit in a closer look where i said, hey, we would love to hear what you think about the sea captain. So what wed like you to do is google sea captain, then print that page off your computer, and then either write yes or no and mail it to your best guess as to where my inlaws live. And, well, some people did some amateur sleuthing, jimmy, and we received like 30 letters. Now, in the middle of a pandemic what youre not super looking for is mail from strangers. Jimmy oh, my gosh. And so pretty much every day my inlaws are like, wait, why are we getting this mail . Because ive been in this house before no one has ever sent fan mail. And it is definitely a bummer to have to tell them, here is why the mail is coming i made a dumb joke and people decided to engage with it. Jimmy hopefully that stops soon the sea captain the best thing is, is that someone from australia sent us a letter and the best part about it was their vote was no they hated the sea captain so much, they sent a letter from australia. Jimmy and made it all the way from australia to say no more sea captain this is your next location will be 30 rock. Yeah, were coming back soon and i want to thank you and your whole crew and everybody you basically have like, i think, set the tone and basically taken all the risks on behalf of us. So, thank you so much. Jimmy its its really a bizarre time to be in this building i think youre going to be nbc is doing an amazing job with this thing, taking it very seriously. But theres no camera operators right now. Theyre robots and theres no its theres one stage manager, has a mask and a shield its definitely different. But it how is higgins taking finding out hes nonessential . Jimmy hes loving life are you kidding me he is so happy hes doing voiceovers from his house, hes like sending me pictures of jumping in the pool and stuff. I go he is today is his birthday, by the way happy birthday to Steve Higgins oh, it is happy birthday, higbuns there you go thats great to hear jimmy more with seth meyers when we come back, everybody vo businesses are always making choices. Heres a choice you dont have to make. The largest 5g network. Awardwinning customer satisfaction. Or insanely great value. Now, with tmobile for business, theres no compromise. Network. Support. Value. Choose. Any. Three. 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We buy a new home, and we turn into our parents. What i do is help new homeowners overcome this. What is that, an adjustable spanner . Good choice, steve. Okay, dont forget youre not assisting him. You hired him. If you have nowhere to sit, you have too many. Who else reads books about submarines . My dad. Yeah. Oh, those are progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. Look at that. When you bundle with us. If i could, baby id how can i, when you wont take it from me you can go your own go your own way only with xfinity mobile. Jimmy welcome back, everybody. Im talking with seth meyers seth, thanks, again, for coming on the show. I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you so much i know youre super busy and i want to say, congratulations for the emmy nominations. One for thank you jimmy one for late night and also the netflix special lobby baby. Yeah, that was a nice surprise and really really honored. Jimmy you guys are awesome, man. Congrats to the whole crew over there as well. Lobby baby was fantastic i loved it, obviously. If you havent seen it, it refers to your youngest son who was born in the lobby of your apartment. Yes, axel was born in the lobby, yes jimmy how old is axel now. Is he 1 . Axels 2 1 2 now. Yeah, hes just a hes a little dude. Jimmy no wow. So is he talking hes talking, but hes not enunciating. Its really were very lucky, though. His older brother, ashe, is Google Translate for axel. So axel will come in the room and say [ babbling ] and youre like, i got no idea. And youll just look at ashe and ashe will be like, doing Something Else and just be like, he wants his lego bridge. And youre like, whoa. [ applause ] thats incredible, ashe. Jimmy thats wild. So theyre very fun theyre very fun that way. Jimmy and do the parents spoil the kids oh, man my parents were here for the weekend and im realizing grandparents are just a terrible influence on your children i wish my kids i would rather my kids join a gang thany parents. They came back the other day and my 4yearold walked up and said, daddy, i have a secret. And i said, what is it . He said he was like, grandma says i cant tell you that secrets are things you cant tell. And im like, why are you teaching him that . Why are you cutting off information from the parent . And i want you you know how you want your parents to take your kids out and tire them out . Jimmy yeah my kids come back so amped up because my dad and by the way, god bless my dad. Hes getting older all he does is chase them for, like, three hours. And so they come back like characters in a horror movie, their hearts are pounding. Theyre like, sweat and theyre just like because its so and they feed them, they completely throw their diet off theyll say, you know, theyll come home and they dont want dinner youll say like, to my parents, like what did you feed them . And theyll be like, i dont know like a bag of skittles and half a cup of coffee. Jimmy totally. My mom and dad for my sisters kids, i remember they gave them pints of ice cream, pints, like ben and jerrys. I go, you give them a scoop theyre little kids. They go, ah, let them live. My alexeis dad said when ashe was 1, we came home and he had been watching him, and he said, has ashe ever had ice cream . And we said no and he said, he has now. And then he goes, but dont worry, he liked it. We wanted to say, we didnt think he wouldnt like it. [ laughter ] jimmy there was no it was never on the table that the kid wouldnt like ice cream. We should hold off on ice cream until he develops a taste for dairy and sugar. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Who do you have on the show tonight . We have paula pell. We have john lutz. And we have from cnn, john berman. So its a good show. But you had paula last night jimmy yeah i mean, that show, by the way, its so funny on quibi oh, my gosh. Yeah. Jimmy that must be a blast paula in her truest form of relentlessly dumb jokes, one after the another. Jimmy just hitting just lobbing homers over i go, oh, my gosh oh, another one. And the set must be so much fun because shes just like is exactly paula when shes at her hottest, like shooting from all like, all cylinders. Its like shes amazing i mean, i didnt even talk about that bit but do you remember that bit she does when she insults everybody and leaves the room and then has to come back because she forgot her keys . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy dude, i cant wait until youre back in 30 rock and well give you a big welcome when you come back and i cant wait thank you for doing the shows that youre doing because youre making people laugh and its a that little bit of normalcy that goes a long, long way. Youre doing a great job thanks for being back and being ready to show us how its done when we join you. Thanks, jimmy. Jimmy all right, bud seth meyers, everybody david blaine joins us after the break. Stick around thanks, seth whisper jake from state farm, i cant thank you enough for getting me those serena savings on my insurance. Can i get you 10 free minutes in the broth bath . whispering serena, with state farm, everyones offered surprisingly great rates. whispering yeah sure, how about a complimentary wet moss wrap . whispering heres the deal, these savings are for everyone. at full volume seriously . Shhhh whispering shes just jealous. whispering when you want the real deal. 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Jimmy my next guest is an unbelievable magician who Just Announced his first live stunt in nearly a decade on august 31st. You can watch david blaine, ascension, live on youtube here to tell us more about it is david blaine. David blaine, great to see you, bud. Great to see you. Jimmy im always happy to see you. Im always a little nervous when i see you and anx i mean, weve been through weve seen you ive sewed your lips shut with a needle and thread lets try simple. Lets try something simple jimmy okay so do you want to take out the numbers or the pictures . Number cards or picture cards . Jimmy pictures okay. Jimmy yeah so the pictures, you have the jacks, the queens or the kings. Which ones do you want you decide jimmy i like jacks okay. But jacks, you have a red jack or a black jack. Reds or blacks which one do you want . Jimmy im going to say black jack by the way, you can change your mind at any point i dont want you to think that im making you say this. Do you want to change . Jimmy no, ill stick with black jack are you good jimmy ill stick with blavk jack so the black jacks, you have clubs or spades. Which one do you want . Jimmy ill do clubs. By the way, nobody ever changes, but you can but its up to you [ laughter ]ust want this to ber so if you want to change to the other one, you can you can do whatever you want jimmy okay, great. Then i will change to which one . Jimmy ill say you want to go to the spade or the club or jimmy ill say ill say spade. Are you sure . Jimmy yeah do you want to change back . Jimmy no, jack of spades youre sure jimmy yes. Look, here, i just want to show you something funny in the deck here it is see, theres one card thats a a little different than all the others and you can see, look, the one card that is different is in the middle and its see that one card its a jack of spades. But jimmy, jimmy no, but jimmy, listen to me, its possible that i did some slight of hand. And when i was removing the cards in the box, maybe i flicked it really fast, correct . Jimmy sure no, its not possible because this, the jack of spades is the only red card in this deck. See. Not only is it the only red card in the deck, but youre thinking, like oh, wait, maybe he convinced me. Maybe. Theres no other card that would have worked. Only the jack of spades would have worked. Jimmy yeah from the very beginning look the whole deck blank. [ applause ] jimmy youre unbelievable, man. That is insanity let me so, hold on you can see all the cards. You can see all of the cards on the deck you can see theyre all different, yes jimmy yes. So you thought of a jack of spades, but you changed from the jack of clubs . Now i want you to think of a a new card that would be your favorite card, but one that i could never know jimmy okay [ coughing ] wait, but jimmy what was the card that you were thinking of . Jimmy it was different card it was 8 of hearts oh, yeah, good. That worked. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Gosh you know the jimmy, you know that when you think of cards, like, any card that you would think of, i would be able to produce jimmy yeah it doesnt make a a difference jimmy i dont know how any card that you would choose jimmy i dont i dont i dont know how i dont know how do you want me to tell you how . Jimmy sure you want me to tell you how jimmy no do i the reason i can spit your card out of my mouth is because i have a secret assistant. You might remember him hes grown a bit since the last time you saw him jimmy its not a frog, please please, dont do this. No, its not youre not doing this. [ laughter ] what is going on what is going on you have to stop doing that, man. That is un this is this is my magical assistant, see jimmy oh, my gosh. And he hands you different cards. Hes a very good oh, my gosh david, hes growing hes getting big oh, my god david blaine, we have to talk about your new special, the ascension. Its on youtube august 31st. From what ive heard about david blaine ascension is that [ laughter ] sorry there was another one. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. You have two assistants. Yeah. So the new one that im working on, its called ascension, and the goal is i want to take a bunch of balloons and just float up into the sky until i vanish my dream has always been looking up into the sky, it would be amazing to just like the movie le ballon rouge, just grab a bunch of balloons and go drifting away. So ive been diligently putting this together. And i have an amazing team and working with youtube has allowed me to kind of just put together this insane idea. Jimmy hopefully, youre doing this safely. I mean, what yeah, were doing it safely and ive been practicing and i had to get a hot air balloon pilot license. It got my gas restriction lifted so i could fly heliumfilled balloons, which is pretty rare, actually ive been jumping out of airplanes to get com will you have a parachute or anything um jimmy what if the balloons pop . Yeah, well i would have one up in the balloons because i i want it to be the image of just like, a boy holding a bunch of balloons and drifting away like the movie that i saw so i want it to be simplistic. Jimmy i understand what you want it to look like you can always draw it you dont have to do it. So behind me is some of the were in the warehouse, actually would this is enough to float my daughter right here so this is just whh were going using. And then, obviously, for me, its a much a much bigger rig. And id say with 20 more of those balloons i would go floating all the way up and disappear into the sky legitimately but of course, anything over, you know, 18,000 feet gets becomes more and more dangerous because the temperatures drop and you can become hypoxic and things like that so ive been practicing and learning all of that jimmy this is august 31st, this is happening, live on youtube. Depending on the winds. Jimmy okay so, weather permitting you dont want to end up weather permitting. Jimmy youre going to end up in california again youre going to go, wait, what happened to david blaine oh, hes still floating. Yeah i cannot wait to see this. Im psyched for you. Check out david blaine, ascension, streaming live on youtube in just a few weeks, august 31st, weather permitting david, youre always a great guest. Please be safe, buddy. I want to see you again, okay . Thank you and thanks for having me again. Good to see you. 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Anywhere i go [ singing in Foreign Language cause mama [ singing in Foreign Language i no want make person tell me say i too lazy [ singing in Foreign Language as i dey hustle like adebayor ogunlesi no go talk say me i too lazy anywhere i go [ singing in Foreign Language cause mama [ singing in Foreign Language wonderful i go show you wonder [ singing in Foreign Language you no go believe wetin won happen no disturbance when th catch you like you dey slee but this one pass yo as the dont start [ singing in Foreign Language from your fee all over [ singing in Foreign Language with somebody daughte [ singing in Foreign Language cause im feeling i in my soul something is changing right in your face dey there slow something dey scratch me kon be like jazz anywhere i go [ singing in Foreign Language cause mama [ singing in Foreign Language i no want make person tell me say i too lazy [ singing in Foreign Language as i dey hustle like adebayor ogunlesi no go talk say m i too lazy anywhere i go [ singing in Foreign Language cause mama calling me a monste calling us fak no way no way no way calling me a monster just cause we safe welcome where it rains where we create barricades ke o thats why we strap with the cas dont get up fro you place cause it could happ t not knowing ho to behave that is a sig that you mak just loose your life what a waste your body found in a lak you around in the fis man found you drownin for day you know we come from a place where people smile but its fake how could they smile if you look around m surrounded by paint i seen the sk turn to grey it took the ligh from the day its like their heads of the state aint comprehendin the hate that the oppresse generate when they been working like slaves to get some minimum wage you turn around and you blame them the heck of enrage put them in shackles and chain because of what they becam we are the monster you made calling me a monste calling us fak no way no way no way calling me a monster just cause we safe no way no way no way calling me a monster make no mistake so much that you can tak we are the monsters you mad we are the monster you made jimmy thank you to burna boy. More tonight show when we come back, everybody. Lily everyone in the house is online and i cant get enough bandwidth to video chat with my book club. Try 1 gig internet with a you get more bandwidth and hbo max included. So, everyone stays entertained. So i can just watch the show instead of reading the book . You know, if you turn on your subtitles. Thats almost reading. Get 1 gig internet with at t fiber for 49. 99a month for a year. No annualcontract. And now get hbo max included. Limited availability in select areas. Call 1. 877. Only. Att an army family who is always at the ready. So when they got a little surprise. Two . They didnt panic. They got a bigger car for their soontobebigger family. After shopping around for insurance, they called usaa who helped find the right coverage for them and even some muchneeded savings. That was the easy part. Usaa insurance is made the way liz and mike need it easy. Jimmy thank you so much for watching stay safe out there. Wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Well see you tomorrow goodnight, everybody
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