Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Kevin Hart Josh charles musical guest chika, and the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you very much. Thank you very much for watching the tonight show everybody. I appreciate it. Im jimmy fallon lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys bob woodward has a new book coming out about the president and one story is making major headlines today. Turns out trump knew way back in early february how bad the coronavirus was, but he continued to downplay it to the american people. And woodwards got it on tape because trump let him record their conversations. Check this out heres trump in mid march. I wanted to always play it down i still like playing it down yes because i dont want to create a panic jimmy yeah, i remember americans not panicking when they spent thousands for a roll of toilet paper on ebay. [ laughter ] seriously, you dont want to create a panic for the last six months, ive been opening doorknobs with my knees. [ laughter ] how could he downplay this hes treated the pandemic like those flash flood alerts on your phone like, eh, sure its nothing. [ laughter ] never heard this phone make that sound before, though. Yeah, its a catastrophic story for trump that threatens to end his presidency, or as he calls it, wednesday. [ laughter ] these tapes are insane heres trump talking about the virus in early february. Listen to this its also more deadly than your, you know, even your strenuous flus you know, people dont realize, we lose 25,000 people, 30,000 a year here. Who would ever think that, right . This is more deadly. This is 5 versus 1 and less than 1 . You know, so this is deadly stuff. Jimmy up until then, trump thought deadly stuff was a a brand of oreos [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump heard the recording and was like, i never met that guy i dont know who he is. Seriously, these tapes are really bad trumps reelection prospects are sinking faster than a boat at a maga rally. [ laughter ] i dont know maybe im being too critical i mean, before i pass judgment, i should read the other 40 trump books that came out this week. [ laughter ] and, despite trump saying recently as last month that kids are almost immune from the virus, turns out he knew that wasnt the truth all the way back in march. Check out this clip. Now its turning out its not just old people, bob, but just today and yesterday, some startling facts came out its not just old yeah, exactly its plenty of young people jimmy id say at this point, the dude needs to give himself some hush money. [ laughter ] is he serious . He knew all that and still fought for schools to reopen even Vladimir Putin was like, not cool, dude. Not cool. Now despite what the numerous tellall books say about him, trump received a pretty surprising nomination today. President trump has been nominated for the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize heres how [ laughter ] a far right norwegian lawmaker is telling news outlets he submitted the president s name to the committee for the president s work on that agreement between israel and the u. A. E. [ laughter ] jimmy in response, trump was like, how do you say vote twice in norwegian [ laughter ] votecatooga . Yeah, trump thinks hes getting the peace prize for uniting americans and the coronavirus. [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump is focused on the upcoming election. And, last night, he delivered a Campaign Speech in North Carolina at one point, he mentioned Kamala Harris and heres what he had to say about her. You know what people dont like her. Nobody likes her she could never be the first woman president. She could never be [ cheers ] that would be an insult to our country. Jimmy mike pence was like, hey, cool it man, some of us have to debate her next month. [ laughter ] i wonder what trump thinks is so insulting about Kamala Harris . I feel like the answer is white in front of me [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] [ clapping ] [ drum beat yeah, yeah [ laughter ] trump was like, shes so unpopular. Her Approval Rating is barely 20 points higher than mine. [ laughter ] later on in his speech, trump mentioned something he used to talk about all the time. Check it out and you know, mexico is paying for the wall, just so you understand but were going to charge them a small fee at the border. You know, the toll booths. We have toll booths. And were gonna get all the money that we spent on the wall will be coming back. So, remember i was going to say, whos going to pay for it . Theyd say, mexico. Well, thats right [ laughter ] jimmy and then trump announced a new branch of the military the toll booth force [ laughter ] they always would say they always would say that. Id say, whos going to pay . they all would say. That sounds like an interesting idea our borders will be protected by a giant wall and that little toll booth arm that goes up and down no problem all right, heres some big Entertainment News that caught a lot of people by surprise. Listen to this season 20 of keeping up with the kardashians will be its last the show has run on e for the past 14 years following kim, khloe, kourtney, kris and the whole crew as they went about their daily lives. Jimmy wow. Tough blow for fans who will now only be able to keep up with the family through instagram, tiktok, twitter, tabloids and the internet. [ laughter ] right now, all the executives at the e network are like, so, how are we going to fill 20 hours a day . [ laughter ] well guys, as if these arent scary enough times, listen to what happened earlier today in new jersey a magnitude 3. 1 earthquake reported in new jersey according to the u. S. Geological survey, it was centered near east freehold. Jimmy thats right, there was an earthquake in new jersey it was crazy there were track suits thrown everywhere [ laughter ] the entire state looked like every tj maxx. [ laughter ] it was a pretty decent earthquake scientists in jersey gave it three out of ten os. [ laughter ] well, heres some interesting news the u. S. Air force is testing out a new kind of Technology Robot dogs check this out jimmy i hope the robot dogs work, otherwise, were going to be seeing a lot of Sarah Mclachlan robot dog commercials. [ laughter ] and finally, a man in illinois celebrated his 100th birthday in an exciting way watch this an illinois man celebrating his 100th birthday by breaking a wet n wild world record bill lambert became the worlds oldest scuba diver by taking the plunge in pearl lake he says his goal is to stay in shape and break it again when he turns 101 jimmy actually, it wasnt that hard for him. He had been carrying around an oxygen tank for years. [ laughter ] it was an unforgettable day for him, and also the deck hand who had to help him into his wet suit [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight. He is one of the biggest comedians in the world he hosts a new show called celebrity game face on e . Kevin hart is here [ applause ] hes not here, but hes here zooming, yeah. Plus, he stars in the new Netflix Series away. Josh charles is here [ applause ] we love josh charles and shell be performing a a medley from debut ep industry games, we got music from chika, everybody. [ applause ] guys, like i mentioned before, President Trump was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize today, and so confident hes going to win, he already has his acceptance speech written out. In fact, earlier today, he was practicing in front of the mirror and we got the footage. Check it out ladies and gentlemen of the nobel committee, what an honor i love barnes and nobel. Great toy section. Not sure about barnes, but i love nobel i dont know barnes. Met him once but were not here to talk about barnes, are we were here to talk about me, the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. Its great to be here in beautiful, fantastic norway. We love norway dont we love the fajords. But you know who never visited norway, by the way hillary. Throwback to that. Im playing all the hits tonight, folks all the hits buckle up. I got to be honest, this award came at the perfect time for a second there, i almost thought i was doing a bad job as president can you believe that but youre right, im amazing and i deserve this award for many reasons for one, i finally brought peace between the arabs and jews we love the jewish people, or as i call them, the yosemites. And now theyre getting along great with the united arab ermits emerits. United arab er until this morning, i thought it was a european soccer team. Were currently looking in to that are we looking into that but what about education, folks . Under my administration, there have been so many books written about me, committing treason Michael Cohen wrote one. John bolton. One of my hotter nieces. So many jobs created so many showtime movies adopted. And then, of course, my biggest triumph, of course, im talking about vitamin c. The nanah the big rone, as many people refer to it, coronavirus and now, folks are mad because Bob Woodward Bob Woodward has me on tape saying, i knew it would be deadly back in february. But, to those folks i say, called it. Remember that. Big victory, big victory, folks. But this celebration is bittersweet, folks let me just be clear, and let me just clear my nose for a second [ bullet ricocheting ] its a sad day for america, im sure youve heard. Keeping up with the kardashians is ending its run, as one of the greatest shows in the history of broadcasting. No more kim, no more kris, no more khloe with her sassy remarks. I wish them all well and invite each and every one of them to join my cabinet. Finally, to all the little boys and girls out there who want to be president , but lets be honest, some people say it should only be boys. I dont know, some people say. Some people say that to all the little boys, let this be a reminder that you can cyber bully your way to a Nobel Peace Prize. Just remember, be best and if thats not working, be a little less best so, in conclusion, peace in the mideast, keeping up is deceased, and as always, no ramps for my feets invisible mic drop jimmy stick around well be back with more tonight show, everybody. I cant believe it. What . That our new house is haunted by casper the friendly ghost . Hey jill hey kurt movies . Ill get snacks no, i cant believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on our Car Insurance with geico. I got snacks ohhh, i got popcorn, i got caramel corn, i got kettle corn. Am i chewing too loud . Believe it geico could save you fifteen percent or more on Car Insurance. 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Check this out [ Running Water questlove ooh [ laughter ] [ splash ] yeah [ laughter ] jimmy i got to say, not bad though i give her points because she stuck the landing. [ laughter ] what was the trick if she wasnt going to fall in the water . Just land . Yeah. Jimmy yeah can i see that again could we just see it again i just want to see what the move was [Running Water ] [ drumroll ] jimmy boing, boing [ splash ] [ laughter ] standing o thats good man. I love that. Classic. Next up, this video here, this man taste tested a homemade limoncello a good limoncello. Do you like a good limoncello tariq . Tariq i do i do jimmy you do i knew you would like it tariq danny devito jimmy yeah, he does have a a great tariq yeah, he makes a good limoncello jimmy is he involved with clooney in that one . Or is this a solo mission . Tariq yeah, i think it was a solo solo deal. Jimmy we had like a neighbor growing up who used to make it in his bathtub. Tariq ah, now, thats the stuff. Jimmy you know what im saying tariq yeah jimmy yeah its so anyways, this guy made his own batch of limoncello. I feel you know what . I almost dont like limoncello tariq i didnt know you grew up during the prohibition [ laughter ] jimmy im everywhere man im forrest gump, dude [ laughter ] tariq youre aging well. Jimmy thank you, i appreciate it. No, heres the reason why. I feel like its offered too much tariq yeah jimmy if you go to right . They almost shove it they go like, hey, why dont you have a little limoncello. Tariq everywhere you go. Its like, yeah. Limoncello jimmy yeah, everywhere starbucks. Tariq at the stoplights. You know jimmy stoplight, toll booths tariq yeah, come on. Jimmy people are just giving me limoncello i go, its too available. Tariq yeah jimmy let me ask for it, you know tariq yeah jimmy yeah i start and finish my meal with limoncello tariq dude, change the game limecello. [ laughter ] oh. Jimmy yeah tariq you dont see it as much jimmy i see what youre saying tariq think outside the box. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] but this is the guy who made his own limoncello and well, the results are in heres the taste test. Uh, im about to sample, for the first time, my homemade limoncello [ spitting ] [ laughter ] tariq oh [ coughing ] [ laughter ] a bit strong. I think i might i think i might need a little bit more sugar syrup in that [ laughter ] questlove he turned purple [ laughter ] he turned purple jimmy you could tell thats the real deal, man hes like [ laughter ] questlove yeah, cause he turned purple. [ laughter ] jimmy hes choking and everything [ coughing ] [ laughter ] o,h my gosh. All right. Well, this guy do you have pets do you have a dog . Can i guess . Tariq yeah [ laughter ] jimmy youre a dog person. And questlove, you dont have any pets tariq mm, wrong. Questlove yeah, of course tariq i dont have any pets and questlove has a peacock. What . What . Jimmy peacock . Tariq yeah, he has an emotional support bird [ laughter ] jimmy that is totally that is absolutely ridiculous. That is not true tariq say what you say questlove hey man. Jimmy is it a company thing . Tariq its a coincidence [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt know, but yeah, this years bonuses, everyones getting peacocks. Tariq yeah [ laughter ] questlove ill have two of them great. Okay jimmy you really have a peacock . Questlove yeah jimmy wow, do you have a a name for it . Questlove yeah jerry. Jimmy jerry . Questlove jerry the peacock. Yeah jimmy wow. Jerry the peacock. Questlove yeah [ laughter ] jimmy you dont have any pets tariq no, i used to have a a pet. I had a dog, a little, you know, a little terrier named newman and i got it from my bud jimmy wait, im sorry, jerry and newman [ laughter ] this is the dumbest conversation ive ever had are you guys giant seinfeld fans tariq yeah, i would only speak to him like newman on seinfeld. I would go, hi newman. Jimmy speaking of pets, this person saw their dog enjoying a bone in a kind of a a weird way. [ laughter ] jimmy come on come on, man it looked like an anteater, man. [ laughter ] could i just see it one more time because its just funny. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go, everybody. That is what are you doing wednesday. Stick around, well be right back with more tonight show. Kevin hart knowing who we are is hard. Its hard. Eliminate who you are not first, and youre going to find yourself where you need to be. The race is never over. The journey has no port. The adventure never ends, because we are always on the way. Have your attention. [sound fx bing] pull up a seat begin the lesson ba da bum, lets go mmm, sorry i got that, you got that, we got that boom i felt gross. It was kind of a shock after i started cosentyx. Four years clear. Real people with psoriasis look and feel better with cosentyx. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. 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Jimmy my first guest is one of the most successful entertainers on the planet he does it all movies, standup, tv, radio, podcast, and hes a New York Times best selling author his latest show, celebrity game face airs thursday nights at 10 00 p. M on e here is kevin hart wow Jimmy Kevin Hart wow, there he is wow even through the virtual world, your intros are still amazing. [ laughter ] wow. I felt that. Jimmy thats what im known, im known for giving the best intros to all of my guests i can feel people standing up i can feel your audience standing up. [ imitating crowd roar ] even though theyre not here, i can feel it. Like, in my mind, im walking out. Im pointing to people good job, jimmy. Jimmy saying hi to the roots. I mean, we yeah. Jimmy i miss you, man. Hey guys. How you doing, man jimmy hey, im very excited about this this is a very exciting time in the hart household it is, man. Jimmy theres about to be a new addition to the family, a baby girl. A new baby. Yes, man baby number four aw, im having another baby girl im excited. [ laughter ] jimmy are you just exhausted already . I got another baby girl coming im so pumped up [ laughter ] jimmy youve got four. Thats youre going to have your hands full. Thats a family, family. Its dude, do you understand like, i dont know what suv is big enough i dont know, what like, what do you do what do you do when you reach four were officially in van were in mini van status right now. Jimmy i think it might be in maxi van. Yeah, it might maybe i dont know jimmy yeah i just know that the volume continues to gets louder in this household and, you know, were so excited about the bundle of joy. Thats a girl coming [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god that is insane do any of your kids want to follow in your footsteps and be comedians . My daughter my daughter does my daughter is all about it. She wants to be a comedian, a comedic actress. She wants to write she wants to produce everything that she has seen me do, my daughter wants to do. Jimmy thats great she is a daddys girl to the fullest. And the good news is jimmy and are you supportive of it of course, i am, and when shes of age, you know jimmy yeah i told her, i said my agreement is, you know, youve got to finish being a kid. So when shes 18, i back everything she wants to do you know, give me some school, give me some college, be the first one with the last name hart to do that, and graduate. Make that mean something because nobody here with the last name hart has done well in academics outside of you and your brother so at least carry that out, and then im here for you. Ill back whatever dream you have so thats the agreement. Shes signed that contract with me verbally, so that makes me excited. Jimmy you didnt always dream of being a comedian. I read somewhere that at one point, you thought that you might play pro basketball. Like, yeah. I dont understand what the jimmy and that dream ended in one specific moment do you remember what happened . Yeah, i stopped growing, jimmy. I mean, if you want to be honest, thats one of the reasons. But also, i went to basketball camp with kobe bryant. Jimmy you did . I swear to god, i went to camp with kobe bryant, man and thats when you gotta thats when i saw that i wasnt you cant cuss on this, can you . Because thats when i knew i wasnt [ bleep ] when i went to the camp with kobe bryant, i have never seen jimmy wait, were you really that good . No, no, no. This was when i realized that my talent was not good when i saw how good kobe was. He played lefthanded. He did the whole basketball camp lefthanded, and this was an invitation only camp. It was lasalle basketball camp and i just wasnt good man i just wasnt good and i was mad at myself because i sold myself this dream and this dream just wasnt a a reality. Because this man played lefthanded, didnt even take it serious he didnt even take it serious, jimmy. Kobe bryant, r. I. P. To being himself. Rest in peace, legend. Thank god because kobe showed me that i did not have talent in a game that i thought that i did. Jimmy wow. I was horrible. Jimmy im glad i love that he played the whole camp lefthanded and still he played the whole camp lefthanded. True story jimmy still dominated. He was the best player at the camp and he was just practicing on his left hand apparently jimmy did he think you were funny . No. We were roommates, actually. We slept in the same room. We was in the same dorm. Jimmy no way we had a blast. It was an overnight camp and, you know, its a your kids, all the silliness that normally ensues, ensued late night pranks and, you know, sneaking to other peoples dorms and fighting with the other campers we did all that stuff. It was just funny because as time progressed, i saw kobe transform into the machine that he was and that he will forever be remembered as, and i just i just think back to that basketball camp when i thought that i had the same opportunity and realized i didnt man, you know i wasnt [ bleep ], jimmy. Jimmy no, no, no i was horrible. Nah, its fine you know, they should have thrown me in the trash at that camp thats what they should have did because i didnt have what it takes, okay, jimmy . I was bad. Jimmy this is youre taking it to extremes. You dont need to do that. Im not taking it to an extreme, jimmy my mom wasted money on that camp she should have never sent me to that camp we could have used that money for Something Else jimmy youre blaming your mom on that . Im blaming her for letting me keep this hoop dream that i had. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh a ridiculous dream, im sorry. Im sorry, man jimmy you have a new show called celebrity game face on e yes yes. Yes. Jimmy you and your wife thought of this while in quarantine yes jimmy how did explain how this came together well, it was pretty much an idea that stemmed from people being at home, and the need for content was high, you know everybody, you know, wanted to see something. I mean, we were in our houses and jimmy yeah you know, pretty much nothing to do. And we ran through the tv that was on pretty quick. So what was going to be the new . So the concept of creating this virtual game show with other celebrities was a thought that became a reality and it started out with just one episode and we had so much success with that on e that e said no, weve got to do more we want to do more. And we did another six and now were doing another six. So, you know, its its caught on, and its become something relly special that people responded to. Im happy and excited about it jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Here of kevin hart in this weeks episode of celebrity game face. Take a look at this. Three, two, one, go [ ding ] fly like a eagle. [ laughter ] fly like a ballerina fly fly free. Youre free. I would say yes yes. Yes, james go up and down like you climbing some stairs [ laughter ] and youre moving your hands with your because youve got to catch your breath because you old. [ laughter ] and youve got to and let your hands lay flat. Let them lay flat. [ laughter ] and just and then move your elbows up, like you like you sneaky be sneaky about it be sneaky about it [ laughter ] jimmy hey, kevin can you stick around and well play a game . Of course jimmy thank you. Of course ill stick around Jimmy Kevin Hart and i are doing something fun after the break. Stick around kevin hart, everybody. Yes yes. When i was in high school, this was the theater i came to quite often. The support weve had over the last few months has been amazing. Its not just a work environment. Everyone here is family. If you are ready to open your heart and your home, check us out. 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It closes corporate loopholes and invests in schools, small business, and firefighters. And when the big corporations pay more, your tax bill goes down. Thats right. A savings of a hundred twentyone dollars a year for the average home. Give homeowners a break. Vote yes on 15. Jimmy welcome back were hanging out with kevin hart thank you so much for coming on the show, buddy. I appreciate it. No problem. Jimmy kevin, i hear you have a game that you want to play yes, man. I do have a game that i want to play its actually one of the games from my show, celebrity game face that we were talking about and its a game called fill in the blank. Okay all right, so look, this is a game that tests how well two people know each other, jimmy. And i feel like you and i, you know, we know each other very well jimmy a long time. So ill ask a personal question and then you should have a white board in front of you. Jimmy yes, i do. Youll write down how you think the other person will answer, right . And then at the end of it, well say our own actual answer and if its what we wrote, like, if it matches, then we get a point. It makes sense jimmy love it. Very simple jimmy were going to be besties after this all right, i think so okay, you ready . The first question is, if i could change one thing about me, it would be my jimmy okay and this is think about it. Jimmy im answering, for you . Yeah, and im answering for you. Okay all right . I got it i got you. Okay there we go. Jimmy so if i could change one thing about kevin hart yeah, yeah about yourself yeah. Jimmy kevin hart so im answering for you so what would be your answer okay, you ready three, two my nose, yeah. Jimmy oh what did you say . Size of my no, no, jimmy. [ buzzer ] my nose. That didnt my nose jimmy sorry. You think you would change your nose . Well, just, you know, not change it, but im just saying, like, theres times when it flares a little bit. [ laughter ] it gets a little it gets a little excessive i thought that you thought that i was probably going to say my height, and its not i wouldnt change my height. Im fine with that thats no points jimmy we never did that, so no points. I just took a guess. I thought you knew me and ive complained about my nose to you before there was times when i was like, god, im smelling everything i just wish i had a little less nostril. Remember when i told you that . I thought youd remember that. Jimmy what do you think what do you think i would change about myself . If i could write it down, you want me to write down what you would change about yourself jimmy yeah easy. Easy jimmy really easy. Jimmy about myself got it. Jimmy one, two, three. Im too nice your forehead your forehead. No [ buzzer ] wait a second, jimmy no, jimmy. Jimmy why do you think id want to change my forehead because its so big i thought that you didnt its a lot of space. Jimmy same size as your forehead yeah, but we got two different shaped heads youve got a lot of travel space jimmy im irish. Between your eyes. Yeah, thats what im saying i thought you wanted to condense it a little bit jimmy ive never heard of someone condensing their forehead all right, well then, maybe i guessed that wrong i thought i assumed, because of the space in there, thatd you would have wanted to take it out jimmy kevin, lets its like closing up a highway. Jimmy this this is this is the last question. This one is for all the marbles. This is to say, are we best friends or are we not best friends, okay . Okay, were going to get this one jimmy go for it. All right are you ready . Jimmy yeah final question. The person i would want to play me in a movie about my life is oh, this is good this is good all right, and this is me. Come on. Youve got to think about this youve got to really think about this, okay jimmy uhhuh all right you ready . Jimmy first, to play you in a movie. 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[ laughter ] were you going to play like you werent in a good mood it was very interesting. Had a really serious face did you see the little, small tear that just formed in the corner of my eye jimmy yeah because you can do that to me, man. You know that. You know, you can turn on the acting bug dude, thank you again for doing this show. Of course, always, man. Great to be here jimmy i want to talk to you about a bunch of things. First of all eventually, i want to get to how cute your family is, but i know that you got to be excited, because this is a big weekend nfls coming back. Yes jimmy we always talk ravens i know youre the biggest Baltimore Ravens fan we discuss it. Youve gotten mad on the show. Not at me, but at you know, i forget what it was we made a bet, youre very we made a bet that you lost and then you put the ed reed bobble head on your desk for a a show and you honored it, and i really appreciated that. You actually are a man of character and dignity and you honored a lost bet, and you put that bobblehead on your and i made sure, i followed up i said, i want to sure jimmy does this and doesnt just bs me, and you did, and i appreciate that. Jimmy yeah i mean, i could do another bet this year if you want to whats that jimmy well, im going to pick the giants this year. To do what . Jimmy win the super bowl [ light laughter ] okay, ill take that action jimmy what did you think i was going to say to release a music video yes jimmy super bowl shuffletype of jam. But no, heres why i wanted to talk to you about this cause i follow you on all the socials. And it was instagram, and you showed this photo of because theres no crowds. Or are there crowds . Yeah, theres nothing this year jimmy no but you got in there, man. Look at this picture of you. Look at that [ light laughter ] are you kidding me dude, only you could pull this off. I love this. What is it how did you do this . And how did you pull this off . Who did you talk to . Jimmy, its actually a really cool thing the ravens, and i think other teams are doing it as well, but the ravens are doing it in baltimore where, you know, if youve seen the nba bubble, they have these sort of, you know, cutouts. And so theyre putting cutouts of fans, and people can purchase it, and the money from that is going to covid relief in baltimore and theyre going to be doing it all season long so if any ravens fans are watching and you want to take part, and you want to be on there, be in there, be in the stadium and cheer theyre going to put my son next to me i got a picture of him, so theyre going to do that too, but its a great thing theyre doing. I love this organization i love this team its just, you know, theyre topnotch all the way its really cool that theyre doing this jimmy how is the family, by the way . What a cute family oh, my gosh. I saw a picture on instagram i dont know if its a public one or private one, but you dancing with the baby, and oh, my gosh. It was so cute oh, yeah, we were dancing to Little Richard tutti frutti. Jimmy yeah tutti frutti is exactly what it was is that her jam . Yeah. Exactly. She likes wheels on the bus. Jimmy okay thats a good one. Which, she calls round round. Thats what she calls it round round. Jimmy yep. And then single ladies, which she calls uh uh. And then you are my sunshine, which she calls sunshine. Dad, round round, round round, you know, at night so ive got to sing round round. And then shes like, uh uh, uh uh. so i do this sort of like medley [ light laughter ] jimmy of beyonce and of wheels on the bus with single ladies. Its kind of a fun you know, and i just sit there and sing it for her until she falls asleep jimmy uh, lets talk about away on netflix. Yeah, man jimmy this is about the first astronauts to step foot on mars. People online are liking it, because theyre comparing it to their own quarantining of isolating themselves and being away from you play the husband of a commander off to mars. Yeah. Jimmy and youre back on earth, and you dont get yeah, so its like people are actually going, yeah, im having this feeling, because i dont get to see my dad or i dont get to see yeah, i know i know, its true i think the show, you know, when they were editing the show and we all went into quarantine, it sort of took on this deeper residence than even we could have ever imagined. I play, you know, hilary swank plays emma green as commander of this International Mission of astronauts going to mars, set slightly in the future and i play her husband matt, whos a chief engineer and staying home with our daughter and so yeah, this show has taken on, you know, an added sort of residence, because weve all been sort of living this the idea of everybody the shows exploring this, particularly this nucleus of this family but all the families of the other astronauts as well, away, and just what its like to be literally away from each other physically away, and my characters case, my daughter being away from herself, as shes kind of evolving and growing into a young woman so, it has a lot of Different Things going on in it, and sort of, should check it out. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Here is josh charles and hilary swank in away, on netflix. Take a look. Every time youve launched has been the worst day of my life standing there, watching everyone cheering, waving their flags. And me knowing in about five minutes, the person i love, who is my life, could be blown to pieces so no, i dont want our daughter to think about that i just want her to stand there, cheering, talking about her mom whos a freakin hero, and who will be home soon. Jimmy josh charles please hug that family stay safe, bud josh charles, everybody. Season one of away is streaming now on netflix well be right back with a a performance from chika stick around bye, jim. The unfair money bail system. He, accused of rape. While he, accused of stealing 5. The stanford rapist could afford bail; got out the same day. Voting yes on prop 25 ends this failed system, replacing it with one based on public safety. Because the size of your wallet shouldnt determine whether or not youre in jail. Vote yes on prop 25 to end money bail. Jimmy performing a medley of the songs high rises and crown, from her debut e. P. Industry games, out now, here is chika little black girl from the south little black gir run her mouth little black girl dont know where to go cause she like to clown and the teachers stay kickin her out insecure, but she wont say it out lou all she wanna do is make her mama proud she wanna be like them other girls they in another world she just can figure them out round fac thick thighs full waist bright eyes she wonders i theyll judge he for her size, sh doesnt compromise shes see this world befor this child is wise never busy but her mind is occupie she used t dream of high rises but life is full of surprises talent comes in second place t perfect timin used to swear that i was ready but back the i wasnt rhymin funny hunger came from stayin in my dor and eatin ramen so fathe grant me blessings path im on is lonely so right now just help me feel yo presence gimme royal bar with the humilit of mortal peasants pray that every l just stand for lesso call me lauryn as i stand on this hill i begin t survey the field i wondere just how far id get withou a deal, cause anything i say is rea and any line i spit is facts and any dream i have is vali so im Never Goin Back listen to tha voice inside that is wher the choice resides you write the futur you know where it lies i preceed judgment as angers disguise taking a risk will alway yield a prize people will tell us to follow our heart an then look at us craz when we live our lives my mom, this ones for da all of the supporter that i ever had this for the principa at my high schoo who said i would be nothin well look where im at wont stop till i aint got to look at the tag till we go out to ea and i pick up the tab took a leap on my dream now its all i can see im enjoyin the scene and im not lookin back im on an elevato im onto something greater aint nobody gonna take my crown aint nobody gonn take my crow okay this is for the kids with depression the ones whose parental expectation got them stressi whoa the ones who would rather persevere bust they as tryna make it cause the aint really livin in the present they out here grindin seekin perfect timin tunin out the useless voices that discourage rhymin get a real jo i dont argu with my destiny and if my choices dont affect you why you testin me and as of lat i been askin god why he blessin me i could cry enough tear to fill the chesapeake hold it together, girl you deserve the world and if no one else will say it then ill spit i to the mic in the studio when i lay it now play i when you discouraged i know chasin the impossible take some courage and i can promise at the end of your journey when its all said and done wont nothin feel much better then heari my you won ayy ima make i in the rain or shine listen to that voice inside all about my mone dont waste my tim ohoh, ohoh aint nobod gonna bring me dow bring me down, no im on an elevato im onto something greater aint nobod gonna take my crow aint nobody gonna take my crown o ohoh, oh jimmy thank you all for watching stay safe out there. Wash your hands, dont touch your face. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Good night, everybody