Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Kevin Hart Josh charles musical guest chika, and the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you very much. Thank you very much for watching the tonight show everybody. I appreciate it. Im jimmy fallon lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys bob woodward has a new book coming out about the president and one story is making major headlines today. Turns out trump knew way back in early february how bad the coronavirus was, but he continued to downplay it to the american people. And woodwards got it on tape because trump let him record their conversations. Check this out heres trump in mid march. I wanted to always play it down i still like playing it down yes because i dont want to create a panic jimmy yeah, i remember americans not panicking when they spent thousands for a roll of toilet paper on ebay. [ laughter ] seriously, you dont want to create a panic for the last six months, ive been opening doorknobs with my knees. [ laughter ] how could he downplay this hes treated the pandemic like those flash flood alerts on your phone like, eh, sure its nothing. [ laughter ] never heard this phone make that sound before, though. Yeah, its a catastrophic story for trump that threatens to end his presidency, or as he calls it, wednesday. [ laughter ] these tapes are insane heres trump talking about the virus in early february. Listen to this its also more deadly than your, you know, even your strenuous flus you know, people dont realize, we lose 25,000 people, 30,000 a year here. Who would ever think that, right . This is more deadly. This is 5 versus 1 and less than 1 . You know, so this is deadly stuff. Jimmy up until then, trump thought deadly stuff was a a brand of oreos [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump heard the recording and was like, i never met that guy i dont know who he is. Seriously, these tapes are really bad trumps reelection prospects are sinking faster than a boat at a maga rally. [ laughter ] i dont know maybe im being too critical i mean, before i pass judgment, i should read the other 40 trump books that came out this week. [ laughter ] and, despite trump saying recently as last month that kids are almost immune from the virus, turns out he knew that wasnt the truth all the way back in march. Check out this clip. Now its turning out its not just old people, bob, but just today and yesterday, some startling facts came out its not just old yeah, exactly its plenty of young people jimmy id say at this point, the dude needs to give himself some hush money. [ laughter ] is he serious . He knew all that and still fought for schools to reopen even Vladimir Putin was like, not cool, dude. Not cool. Now despite what the numerous tellall books say about him, trump received a pretty surprising nomination today. President trump has been nominated for the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize heres how [ laughter ] a far right norwegian lawmaker is telling news outlets he submitted the president s name to the committee for the president s work on that agreement between israel and the u. A. E. [ laughter ] jimmy in response, trump was like, how do you say vote twice in norwegian [ laughter ] votecatooga . Yeah, trump thinks hes getting the peace prize for uniting americans and the coronavirus. [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump is focused on the upcoming election. And, last night, he delivered a Campaign Speech in North Carolina at one point, he mentioned Kamala Harris and heres what he had to say about her. You know what people dont like her. Nobody likes her she could never be the first woman president. She could never be [ cheers ] that would be an insult to our country. Jimmy mike pence was like, hey, cool it man, some of us have to debate her next month. [ laughter ] i wonder what trump thinks is so insulting about Kamala Harris . I feel like the answer is white in front of me [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] [ clapping ] [ drum beat yeah, yeah [ laughter ] trump was like, shes so unpopular. Her Approval Rating is barely 20 points higher than mine. [ laughter ] later on in his speech, trump mentioned something he used to talk about all the time. Check it out and you know, mexico is paying for the wall, just so you understand but were going to charge them a small fee at the border. You know, the toll booths. We have toll booths. And were gonna get all the money that we spent on the wall will be coming back. So, remember i was going to say, whos going to pay for it . Theyd say, mexico. Well, thats right [ laughter ] jimmy and then trump announced a new branch of the military the toll booth force [ laughter ] they always would say they always would say that. Id say, whos going to pay . they all would say. That sounds like an interesting idea our borders will be protected by a giant wall and that little toll booth arm that goes up and down no problem all right, heres some big Entertainment News that caught a lot of people by surprise. Listen to this season 20 of keeping up with the kardashians will be its last the show has run on e for the past 14 years following kim, khloe, kourtney, kris and the whole crew as they went about their daily lives. Jimmy wow. Tough blow for fans who will now only be able to keep up with the family through instagram, tiktok, twitter, tabloids and the internet. [ laughter ] right now, all the executives at the e network are like, so, how are we going to fill 20 hours a day . [ laughter ] well guys, as if these arent scary enough times, listen to what happened earlier today in new jersey a magnitude 3. 1 earthquake reported in new jersey according to the u. S. Geological survey, it was centered near east freehold. Jimmy thats right, there was an earthquake in new jersey it was crazy there were track suits thrown everywhere [ laughter ] the entire state looked like every tj maxx. [ laughter ] it was a pretty decent earthquake scientists in jersey gave it three out of ten os. [ laughter ] well, heres some interesting news the u. S. Air force is testing out a new kind of Technology Robot dogs check this out jimmy i hope the robot dogs work, otherwise, were going to be seeing a lot of Sarah Mclachlan robot dog commercials. [ laughter ] and finally, a man in illinois celebrated his 100th birthday in an exciting way watch this an illinois man celebrating his 100th birthday by breaking a wet n wild world record bill lambert became the worlds oldest scuba diver by taking the plunge in pearl lake he says his goal is to stay in shape and break it again when he turns 101 jimmy actually, it wasnt that hard for him. He had been carrying around an oxygen tank for years. [ laughter ] it was an unforgettable day for him, and also the deck hand who had to help him into his wet suit [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight. He is one of the biggest comedians in the world he hosts a new show called celebrity game face on e . Kevin hart is here [ applause ] hes not here, but hes here zooming, yeah. Plus, he stars in the new Netflix Series away. Josh charles is here [ applause ] we love josh charles and shell be performing a a medley from debut ep industry games, we got music from chika, everybody. [ applause ] guys, like i mentioned before, President Trump was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize today, and so confident hes going to win, he already has his acceptance speech written out. In fact, earlier today, he was practicing in front of the mirror and we got the footage. Check it out ladies and gentlemen of the nobel committee, what an honor i love barnes and nobel. Great toy section. Not sure about barnes, but i love nobel i dont know barnes. Met him once but were not here to talk about barnes, are we were here to talk about me, the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. Its great to be here in beautiful, fantastic norway. We love norway dont we love the fajords. But you know who never visited norway, by the way hillary. Throwback to that. Im playing all the hits tonight, folks all the hits buckle up. I got to be honest, this award came at the perfect time for a second there, i almost thought i was doing a bad job as president can you believe that but youre right, im amazing and i deserve this award for many reasons for one, i finally brought peace between the arabs and jews we love the jewish people, or as i call them, the yosemites. And now theyre getting along great with the united arab ermits emerits. United arab er until this morning, i thought it was a european soccer team. Were currently looking in to that are we looking into that but what about education, folks . Under my administration, there have been so many books written about me, committing treason Michael Cohen wrote one. John bolton. One of my hotter nieces. So many jobs created so many showtime movies adopted. And then, of course, my biggest triumph, of course, im talking about vitamin c. The nanah the big rone, as many people refer to it, coronavirus and now, folks are mad because Bob Woodward Bob Woodward has me on tape saying, i knew it would be deadly back in february. But, to those folks i say, called it. Remember that. Big victory, big victory, folks. But this celebration is bittersweet, folks let me just be clear, and let me just clear my nose for a second [ bullet ricocheting ] its a sad day for america, im sure youve heard. Keeping up with the kardashians is ending its run, as one of the greatest shows in the history of broadcasting. No more kim, no more kris, no more khloe with her sassy remarks. I wish them all well and invite each and every one of them to join my cabinet. Finally, to all the little boys and girls out there who want to be president , but lets be honest, some people say it should only be boys. I dont know, some people say. Some people say that to all the little boys, let this be a reminder that you can cyber bully your way to a Nobel Peace Prize. Just remember, be best and if thats not working, be a little less best so, in conclusion, peace in the mideast, keeping up is deceased, and as always, no ramps for my feets invisible mic drop jimmy stick around well be back with more tonight show, everybody. I cant believe it. What . That our new house is haunted by casper the friendly ghost . Hey jill hey kurt movies . Ill get snacks no, i cant believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on our Car Insurance with geico. I got snacks ohhh, i got popcorn, i got caramel corn, i got kettle corn. Am i chewing too loud . Believe it geico could save you fifteen percent or more on Car Insurance. 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Check this out [ Running Water questlove ooh [ laughter ] [ splash ] yeah [ laughter ] jimmy i got to say, not bad though i give her points because she stuck the landing. [ laughter ] what was the trick if she wasnt going to fall in the water . Just land . Yeah. Jimmy yeah can i see that again could we just see it again i just want to see what the move was [Running Water ] [ drumroll ] jimmy boing, boing [ splash ] [ laughter ] standing o thats good man. I love that. Classic. Next up, this video here, this man taste tested a homemade limoncello a good limoncello. Do you like a good limoncello tariq . Tariq i do i do jimmy you do i knew you would like it tariq danny devito jimmy yeah, he does have a a great tariq yeah, he makes a good limoncello jimmy is he involved with clooney in that one . Or is this a solo mission . Tariq yeah, i think it was a solo solo deal. Jimmy we had like a neighbor growing up who used to make it in his bathtub. Tariq ah, now, thats the stuff. Jimmy you know what im saying tariq yeah jimmy yeah its so anyways, this guy made his own batch of limoncello. I feel you know what . I almost dont like limoncello tariq i didnt know you grew up during the prohibition [ laughter ] jimmy im everywhere man im forrest gump, dude [ laughter ] tariq youre aging well. Jimmy thank you, i appreciate it. No, heres the reason why. I feel like its offered too much tariq yeah jimmy if you go to right . They almost shove it they go like, hey, why dont you have a little limoncello. Tariq everywhere you go. Its like, yeah. Limoncello jimmy yeah, everywhere starbucks. Tariq at the stoplights. You know jimmy stoplight, toll booths tariq yeah, come on. Jimmy people are just giving me limoncello i go, its too available. Tariq yeah jimmy let me ask for it, you know tariq yeah jimmy yeah i start and finish my meal with limoncello tariq dude, change the game limecello. [ laughter ] oh. Jimmy yeah tariq you dont see it as much jimmy i see what youre saying tariq think outside the box. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] but this is the guy who made his own limoncello and well, the results are in heres the taste test. Uh, im about to sample, for the first time, my homemade limoncello [ spitting ] [ laughter ] tariq oh [ coughing ] [ laughter ] a bit strong. I think i might i think i might need a little bit more sugar syrup in that [ laughter ] questlove he turned purple [ laughter ] he turned purple jimmy you could tell thats the real deal, man hes like [ laughter ] questlove yeah, cause he turned purple. [ laughter ] jimmy hes choking and everything [ coughing ] [ laughter ] o,h my gosh. All right. Well, this guy do you have pets do you have a dog . Can i guess . Tariq yeah [ laughter ] jimmy youre a dog person. And questlove, you dont have any pets tariq mm, wrong. Questlove yeah, of course tariq i dont have any pets and questlove has a peacock. What . What . Jimmy peacock . Tariq yeah, he has an emotional support bird [ laughter ] jimmy that is totally that is absolutely ridiculous. That is not true tariq say what you say questlove hey man. Jimmy is it a company thing . Tariq its a coincidence [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt know, but yeah, this years bonuses, everyones getting peacocks. Tariq yeah [ laughter ] questlove ill have two of them great. Okay jimmy you really have a peacock . Questlove yeah jimmy wow, do you have a a name for it . Questlove yeah jerry. Jimmy jerry . Questlove jerry the peacock. Yeah jimmy wow. Jerry the peacock. Questlove yeah [ laughter ] jimmy you dont have any pets tariq no, i used to have a a pet. I had a dog, a little, you know, a little terrier named newman and i got it from my bud jimmy wait, im sorry, jerry and newman [ laughter ] this is the dumbest conversation ive ever had are you guys giant seinfeld fans tariq yeah, i would only speak to him like newman on seinfeld. I would go, hi newman. Jimmy speaking of pets, this person saw their dog enjoying a bone in a kind of a a weird way. [ laughter ] jimmy come on come on, man it looked like an anteater, man. [ laughter ] could i just see it one more time because its just funny. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go, everybody. That is what are you doing wednesday. Stick around, well be right back with more tonight show. Kevin hart knowing who we are is hard. Its hard. Eliminate who you are not first, and youre going to find yourself where you need to be. The race is never over. The journey has no port. The adventure never ends, because we are always on the way. Have your attention. [sound fx bing] pull up a seat begin the lesson ba da bum, lets go mmm, sorry i got that, you got that, we got that boom i felt gross. It was kind of a shock after i started cosentyx. Four years clear. Real people with psoriasis look and feel better with cosentyx. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. 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