Transcripts For KNTV The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 20240711

But it was fun playing against you. You didnt win. I won. Jimmy what no, you didnt look at the score. Stop the count. Jimmy we did stop the count. And i won. Keep counting jimmy i dont need to. Look at the scoreboard were demanding a recount, folks. Can you can believe this i am being totally cheated everyone agrees. Im in the process of suing playstation right now. Jimmy President Trump . Fake news jimmy oh, come on. Just admit you lost so we can all move on. Besides, dont you have more important things to do video games . I ask you the same thing. Jimmy oh, its time for the show i go to go hey, dad, can i play . Get out of here, eric im don jr. Steve from in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests chance the rapper, erin andrews musical guest g herbo and chance the rapper. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, thank you hello, and welcome thank you very much. Please that is so nice. Oh, my goodness oh, thats what im talking about. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Wow. What a crowd youre not gonna believe this, but the white house just told me weve got a Million People in here tonight. Amazing, amazing [ cheers and applause amazing. Well, lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, as the pandemic gets worse, President Trump is making it even tougher for president elect biden to deal with the crisis. Apparently, hes still not letting his Coronavirus Task force talk to bidens. Im really shocked by this, i mean, cause up until now, trumps handling of the pandemic has been flawless [ laughter ] seriously, why is it so hard for trump . Hes been passing off covid responsibilities for eight months why stop now [ laughter ] im not surprised the transition of power is taking so long. Every time mike pence hears the word transition, he runs and hides under the bed. [ laughter and applause mother, put on david and goliath. not sure any of this matters trumps task force probably wrote, like, one memo that says, we think you get it from licking stuff. [ laughter ] honestly, do we even want trumps Task Force Training bidens . Thats like getting legal advice from rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] id like to represent myself. [ light laughter ] but heres some good news. After last weeks announcement from pfizer that their vaccine is more 90 effective, another company, moderna, has made an announcement of their own. Watch this this morning, breaking news on the Coronavirus Vaccine moderna announcing its vaccine could be 94. 5 effective jimmy that is an amazing achievement. Scientists are like, weve harnessed the power of mrna, while americans are like, does it come in grape flavor . [ laughter ] can i get it in gummy shape like Fred Flintstone . I had to read that joke as brian regan. Because it felt like [ laughter ] it sounded l ike brian would have nailed that so that was for you, brian a gummy like Fred Flintstone type of gummy. [ laughter ] cept i could do that. [ laughter ] meanwhile, this weekend in washington, Trump Supporters gathered to protest the election and trump even drove by on his way to the golf course take a look. Mr. Trump saluted a rally from his motorcade as thousand of Trump Supporters claimed Election Fraud jimmy yeah nothing says thanks for your support like barreling through the crowd on your way to a golf course [ laughter ] if you read his lips, i think hes saying they wasted a a saturday for this . Could have gone golfing. [ laughter ] can we show it again just him going by his followers . Mr. Trump saluted a rally for his motorcade as [ laughter ] jimmy hows it going, man . And this was cute. Trumps car, i dont know if you saw it, even had a bunch of tin cans hanging off the back and a sign that said, just lost the election [ laughter ] [ applause ] but trump was overwhelmed by the support. He was like, i love you guys. Youre doing the white thing i mean, the right thing. [ laughter ] wel, if its not clear by now, trump still isnt ready to move on fro mthe election but yesterday for the first time, it seemed like he was admitting that biden won trump tweeted, he won because the election was rigged. [ laughter ] yeah, that might be as close to a concession speech as were gonna get, folks [ laughter ] but it was short lived, cause he went on to say, i concede nothing, and i won the election. [ laughter ] trump wont give up while the rest of us are like, dude, weve moved on to netflix shows about chess. [ laughter ] we dont care. [ applause ] we dont care, dude. Even though trumps lawsuits keep getting tossed out, its clear the president s not planning to concede any time soon so you know what we thought wed do it for him and give us the concession speech that we all deserve take a look. My fellow americans, a short time ago, joe biden beat me in the election and not only did he win, he won by a lot actually. Therefore, it is time for me to step aside because lets face it. I wasnt probably on my game and i wasnt going so well and, you know, im the only president in history to lose the popular vote twice and to get impeached. Its time for a change greatest dream in the world is that joe biden wins. Because the winner of this vote was decided by a fair and open election therefore, i humbly concede to joe biden. The American People have responded. And they said to me, youre fired. Bing, get out. [ cheers and applause jimmy speaking of the election, the gap says sales of their khaki have pants have nearly doubled since election week and they think it has something to do with Steve Kornacki [ laughter ] watch this after news outlets reported that kornackis signiture khakis come from the gap, the Company Reported it saw a dramatic increase in online traffic and a more than 90 sales increase of khaki pants. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Right now, anna wintour is like, why did i choose harry styles for the cover of vogue . L [ laughter ] kornacki [ laughter ] i told you kornacki. [ laughter ] today, middleaged white guys were like, is this the line for the ps5 or the kornacki khakis . [ laughter ] republicans dont know how to feel right now they lost the white house, but khakis are back. [ laughter ] its actually really impressive because if theres one thing americans havent been buying during the pandemic, its pants. [ laughter ] some more business news. Costco is now offering its members a new service. Listen to this theres a new membership option at costco private jet Company Wheels up has partnered with the retailer to offer 12month memberships for its Service Starting at the low, low price of 17,500. Jimmy as if someone is going to be shopping like, okay, i got the whole chicken, i got a box of gogurt. [ laughter ] toilet paper, and, oh, i almost forgot, i need that jet membership [ laughter ] can i try reading it as brian regan again . [ laughter ] lets see, i got the whole chicken, i got a box of gogurt i got the toilet paper [ laughter ] i almost forgot, i need that jet membership [ laughter and applause that that wasnt as good. Oh, this is cool, though, since its costco, they come around midflight and offer everyone a 10 gallondrum of peanuts. [ light laughter ] hey, guys, thanksgiving is next week, and i saw that baskinrobbins has brought back its turkey ice cream cake. Take a look. There it is. Because all kids were like, if only our favorite treat looked more like a dead bird carcass. [ laughter ] what is that it looks like they spraypainted thors helmet. [ laughter ] not to be outdone, cinnabon just started selling its frosting by the pint look at this wow thats right, its all the fun of eating cinnabon with double the depression [ laughter ] its perfect for anyone looking to flex seal their arteries. [ laughter ] actually, this is great. Now i have something to baste the baskinrobbins turkey with [ laughter ] heres a crazy story from overseas a school in france had to ask parents to stop throwing their kids over the sixfoot gate when they showed up late for school check out this sign that they actually had to hang up. [ laughter ] yeah, its dangerous apparently while landing on the other side, some kids broke their wine bottle. [ laughter ] now what will i pair with my lunchables . [ laughter ] meanwhile, the parents are already a step ahead now theyre taking stale baguettes and making their kids pole vault over the fence. [ laughter ] and finally, a scuba diver off the coast of egypt just set an amazing new record take a look at this. An egyptian scuba diver has broken a new world record. He spent 145 hours, or almost six whole days under water jimmy yeah, yeah he came up, learned it was still 2020, and went back down [ laughter and applause we have a great show, tonight. [ cheers and applause give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause well, guys, heres some fun news last night we won a peoples choice award [ cheers and applause yes we won for nighttime talk show of 2020. Its so cool i just wanna thank the peoples choice awards, and thank you to everyone who voted for us. This award is always special because it comes from you, the people we try to put on the best show we can for you guys every night, and its a real honor to be awarded, so thank you so much again for that. [ cheers and applause its cool. Ill pass it around. Everyone gets it thanks. Jimmy gets it for a weekend, yeah. Okay, cool. [ light laughter ] jimmy guys, it is monday, were excited to be back, and weve got a great week of shows coming up. Sarah paulson will be here [ cheers and applause dan levy will be here. [ cheers and applause michael j. Fox will be on the show [ cheers and applause and weve got music performances from Julia Michaels and Dierks Bentley [ cheers and applause big week and be sure to tune in wednesday night. Oh, yeah [ drumroll ] something cool is going down something never before attempted. Tariq ah jimmy were having a pajama party here in the studio thats right [ cheers and applause people like it a tonight show pjimmy jammy jam. [ laughter ] more on that as the week progresses [ laughter ] tariq a jimmy jammie jam jimmy its a pjimmy jammie jam. Tariq so, wait, a pajama party has never been attempted jimmy never been attempted [ light laughter ] tariq wow. Awesome. Jimmy not on the tonight show. Questlove we could wear jimmy not on television tariq oh jimmy this is unprecedented. Tariq okay jimmy what youre about to do wednesday i mean, i would tariq wait what im about to do . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, were in this together, man. Were a team tariq we got to wear pjimmies . Jimmy you got to or you get to [ laughter ] jimmy you get to wear pjimmies. Questlove okay jimmy on wednesday night and you get to just jam down, dude party party down. This is going to be a party. Know what im saying tariq no, no questlove nah. Jimmy yeah, yeah questlove okay [ laughter ] jimmy you wont even believe when you see you should just get a hotel in the city because theres no way youre going to want to go back home. Youre going to just want to stay up all night, rent movies and hang out with friends. We have Julian Michaels wednesday. Thats all we know so far. Thats it jimmy so we can dance she has a song we can dance to in pajamas. Jimmy yeah. She will not be carrying its our party will the audience in attendance be wearing jimmy thats a great question they will. People need it now people are living their whole days in pajamas. I cant give anymore information. I have already said too much but first, we have a great show tonight. Here to talk about his organization socialworks chance the rapper is here hes going to perform too. Plus, shes the lead sideline reporter for the nfl on fox. Erin andrews is here and weve got music from g herbo and chance the rapper hi, guys, were in the middle of a historic nfl season and we wanted to do something fun with the players. So we gave a bunch of them weird phrases and asked them to sneak those phrases into their interviews as casually as possible no one knew we were doing this here, check it out its time for drop it in nfl edition. Drop it in drop it in dalvin, youre offensive player of the week today how do you feel about that great give all the credit to the o line up front, the receivers, tight end. And just working hard. And i switched hard. Thats what it is. What is your favorite part about being the receivers touching touchdown passes, the dance celebration . I believe catching the touchdown passes theyre like pokemon got to have them all what makes it so difficult for anyone to defend its like a saying my mom used to say. It must be maple syrup because butter dont drizzle like that do you stick with the finger roll situation or change it up i have to stick with it through the whole process, that is why you call them touchdowns and not touchups myself, im looking forward to it. Call me old fashioned, literally, i mean, call my old fashioned. That is my nickname. There is not a week where reach reid will not get on you that is his job. Sometimes you have to be like, take it easy, roller coaster tie. What your mom said is syrup drizzles you have to put it in the microwave. Melt it. It takes too long. You have to make the play and thats why im like the maple syrup. I am quick with it i just drizzle all over the place. Thank you so much no problem. Thank you. Jimmy dude, gronk, i love that dude. They made him explain it explain that, i never heard that quote your mom used to say. Oh, my gosh, hes the best thanks to everybody that participated in that thank you, nfl stick around well be right back with chance the rapper at tmobile, we believe you should get more. Thats why weve merged with sprint. Now its about to get even better. And as we work to integrate sprints network, our nationwide 5g keeps getting stronger. 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I made coloring book here. Most of my projects. My christmas projects. Surf, yeah this is the spot yeah. Jimmy when you first started out, how did you afford studio time . I actually was in high school when i found this after School Program or it found me kind of i was walking down the street, and this guy came out and told me about a free studio inside the library. And i came in and checked it out, and it was like this really cool after School Learning center called umedia, and the guy who brought me in was named brother mike he became my mentor. And a lot of kids out of chicago, a lot of people oh, theyre adults now, a lot of the people that i work with all came out of that same program. But yeah, they had a free studio jimmy thats wild. So i just yeah, right. Jimmy have you always gone by chance the rapper no. So, well, it was it actually when i was in high school, i used to go by chana. And it was a terrible name so when twitter first game out, this girl that was a friend of mine, made a twitter for me, and she made my name chance the rapper, and i was like, alright, im gonna just go with that from here out jimmy no way, i love hearing that yeah. Do you remember when you wrote your first rap well, when i first started out, i was actually making poetry first really i first started out as a dancer, alright. And then fourth grade, we did this thing called the Young Authors project. Well, we did it every year, but this year i decided to do a book of poems, and i liked it, and i never written poetry before, but i just, like, i dont know, out of nowhere, i just decided to start doing it, and then soon after that, i fell in love with hiphop and then i started recording, and when i was probably 14, my cousin had his own studio that i got to go to once or twice and i recorded two songs there and i just, like, always loved it and always was like, this is going to be my thing. But the first rap i wrote was probably i know what it was it was a song called the black definition. And i do not want to rap it right now. [ laughter ] but, yeah, ive been writing songs for a long time, since i was a kid. Jimmy yeah, and was everyone supportive of you growing up, wanting to be a rapper i dont know if they were supportive of it but it was understood. It was a thing that people knew that i rapped, like, since i was a kid. It was just a thing i was into i moved my hands and stuff. I dont know jimmy really . I was weird. Yeah, my dad actually really right when i got out of high school, we kind of, like, you know, as parents do when their kids graduate from high school and they dont go to college or get a job, its kind of like a, you know, friction thing jimmy sure yeah, but after we separated for a while, he came we got back together, and he really helped, you know, just guide me in terms of the amount of work and focus that i needed to work on it from a business side and hes still doing that to this day but yeah, in the beginning, my dad did not want me to be a rapper [ laughter ] jimmy no its like telling your parents you want to be a comedian. Theyll go, no. Anything but that. No, you cant do that. Yeah. Jimmy but, look at you now, man youve been crushing it. I got to say, youve never stopped working since i first was introduced to you. You have a top ten song with justin bieber. You have done three virtual concerts the virtual concert, this is amazing. Yeah. Jimmy its cool that youre doing these things and thank you for doing these things thank you, man. Jimmy you did one for you said the mix was just for car speakers yeah, yeah, yeah. Its like i dont know. Ive been taking this virtual concert thing like really seriously. Like, i put a lot of time into like not just, like, you know, like, writing the story around it or like or shooting it, but also, like, in the mix like, just in the audio, like, were spending days and days trying to make it sound, you know, robust and like a studio album, versus, like, you know, like, a big room or something. Jimmy wow and so we mixed the last one for the ride there, the one thats in the car. Jimmy yes. Yeah, its a mix, to be you know, listened to in the car and it sounds good jimmy love that. Try it jimmy i love that, man i was like, oh, thats taking it to the next level. No i want it to sound great if youre in a car. This is perfect for this. I want to talk about some of the other cool things youre doing, in addition to being a talented artist. Youre also a very good activist you were named to billboards 2020 r and b hiphop power players, in the year of activism congratulations on that. Thank you, man. Jimmy your organization, socialworks, recently launched its warmest winter initiative. What is that yeah. So, warmest winter is actually something we have been doing for, this is, i think, our fifth year, and its basically a series of events that start around november, around right now, and go through the beginning of march and their just like a series of events and initiatives that we do that, you know, target the homeless and sometimes specifically the Homeless Youth in chicago and its you know, we do warming centers. There is always this big thing, which were kind of pivoting this year, called the night at the museum where we have like a huge we take over the museum of science and industry, and this year specifically, we added a couple events and kind of pivoted away from some of the, you know, big person events. And were doing actually a a turkey give away i think its next weekend. And yeah, we got a bunch of different spots around the city that were starting to do weve actually never taken part in the turkey give a ways. We do a lot of other kind of events. But were trying to, like, uh, start it early and just give back, because of, you know, just the climate with the pandemic and everything. Jimmy dude, never stop, man. I think its so cool you always since day once, you always gave back thanks, man. Jimmy the turkey give away, if you want information on that, go to socialworkschi. Org yeah. Jimmy it is very, very cool what youre doing. I love that. Give away those turkeys. Thanks, man jimmy you are obviously a very talented rapper, and i just want to maybe put your rapping skills to the test when we come back [ laughter ] what do you say . Lets do it jimmy all right. Chance and i are doing something fun, after the break come on back, everybody. Hey baby, hey, hey you got me feelin punchdrunk crazy, so crazy its everything i want, now maybe, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh can we do it again . Your blessings all i ever wanted im stressed, you got me feelin nauseous wowwowwowwowwow wowwowwowwowwow wow wait, no. Big mac sosorry. No. Mcnuggets. Hmmm. Sir . Im still here. Uhhhh. Get it at mcdonalds when you buy one of your faves and get another for just a dollar. awith your next new vehicle . What kind of value are youfaves looking for with subaru, you get Kelley Blue Books 2020 best resale value brand, 2020 lowest 5year cost to own brand, and most trusted brand for six consecutive years. No wonder Kelley Blue Book also picked subaru as their 2020 best overall brand. 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But its not my daughter she wrote a rap based off the title of your song juice. Okay this is the new version, the kid version of juice chance, you will see the words on your screen whenever youre ready. Here we go juice juice in the park juice juice in the house juice juice in the yar juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice we drink it all day long jimmy oh, yeah, juice. Thats fantastic juice. Alright. Thats amazing. Jimmy thats a good jam. This is awesome all right, its my turn. This was written by kayden, whos 11yearsold and his rap was inspired by your song brain cells. Alright, here we go, give me a a beat i have a big brain and bi toes but you know what doesn shows i do homework with my cat she says meow and i say hi and she will never cry because we are cat friends ha ha ha i had it with the ha, ha, ha yeah, yeah, you put life into it. Jimmy i tried. I tried my best, man see, this is why you do what you do and i do what i do. Chance, youre up again. This next one was written by keegan hes six this is work out. Whenever youre ready, the words will come up my mommy works out in the hous my daddy works out at work my sister works out at school my brother works out at the bus stop i work out at my hockey do you work ou question mark jimmy dude, you got to put question mark in one of your next songs thats good. These are fire, and theyre so close jimmy yeah, totally so close to the real song im up again this is hey ma, from connor, whos 9. Hey ma i want a skittle i dont have a skittle because i dont flos you are not my boss im a good bo and i deserve some joy if you dont ill move somewhere else until i get my skittle red flavor toda red flavor please okay, tricky with that on not my best one skittle red flavo okay, chance last one is yours. This was written by a kid named oak. Hes three years old a 3yearold human wrote this. His rap is do my dance. When youre ready. Rubby rubby my bell and dance turkey da da da wiggle tiggle biggle biggle siggle sick i bick oog poopa moopa i love you i love you [ laughter ] jimmy i love you, man. That is how you do it. Thanks to our kid rappers. Thanks to chance the rapper. We love you, buddy well be right back with erin andrews come on back, everybody. We love the new apartment. The Natural Light is amazing. Hardwood floors. There is a bit of a clogging problem. clog dancing at least geico makes it easy to bundle our renters and Car Insurance. Yeah, helping us save us even more. For bundling made easy, go to geico. Com. Whoa . Someone please help of course. Youre tenacious, ill give you that [heavy breathing] product not yet rated. [sniffing] is the salmon wildcaught . She only eats wild caught. [cash register beeps] uh, i need a price check on honey. Dont get mad. Get e trade and get more than just trading. Investing. Banking. Guidance. 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We have him this thursday night. They came to l. A. And met up with the hard core rams defense that usually gives him a hard time. But side note, once all of this covid is over, l. A. Has a new stadium and its unbelievable. Wait until you see the thing it is a good time there. Very fun jimmy has it been weird . What is it like covering with the pandemic, or very few fans in the stadium is it a whole new world . Im sure its like sitting in your studio a couple bizarre things. I mean first of all, we are thankful to even have football i think we all kind of need the distraction right now. But a couple things, my first game of the season was tom brady taking on drew brees in new orleans that place is normally so freaking loud. You have to put the mike to your mic so close to your face, and all of the sudden its like, here come the tampa bay buccaneers. And its like my mom back amount the day at a a dance competition at the fair its like, whoo, yeah. Jimmy at least my moms here. My mom appreciates me. I know. Its such a bummer they do try to play music to pump up the guys its like myself, troy aikman, joe buck, and then the two teams, which is awkward. You know, i was telling somebody that during the saints game, you start getting into it and theyre playing the music to pump everybody up and you forget, there is a part where its, yeah, and its like bend over to the front and touch your toes and i just like yelled it and its like, holy crap, the offensive line can hear it. You know . You forget youre the only one in there. And you are singing yeah. And they all turn around and are like, what . Jimmy yeah, is it odd doing the interviewing as well when youre interviewing the players . Well, they are like literally 12 feet, 20 feet away, and what i quickly learned is that when you think you are hilarious or sarcastic, it doesnt register from that far away and i was doing an interview with gronk a couple weeks ago, and gronks the best, i mean he turns anything funny hes an animal, and we love him for it. But he had a really bad spike, and i was like, dude, you told me when you scored your spike was going to be ten out of ten off the charts monster. Kind of weak. And he is just like, yeah, uh huh. Yeah, it just doesnt register i knew i wasnt funny before, but now i really suck. Jimmy no, come on, you are awesome. It doesnt carry. I need tips. Jimmy nothing worse. It didnt land, oops one story i really want to ask you about. That larry david was a guest at your wedding yeah. Jimmy is that true its so true, and its the highlight of my wedding. Forget the bride forget the groom forget the alcohol bill we had with all the nhl players there he was there and i had always been a fan of seinfeld before. Like my husband even talked about seinfeld in my vows but i hadnt watched curb, and i didnt know, i guess, how narotic he is in particular. And im so glad i didnt know this because i think i would have been so worried about it. Is the water filtered, is it a nonfiltered, why did you choose this as a center piece. I would have been so freaking nervous that he would have had a comment about everything um, but i guess he was the side show behind the scenes with the guys a couple stories, we had a a buffet line one night, and the guys were all in line, and the hockey players went to go and stand to larry david, and i guess one of the players was in the front of the line and he walked in the back to be with everybody, and larry caught him and said, what are you doing . What are you doing . And he said, i want to come back to you guys. And he is like, yeah, but you youre where we all where we want to be so why would you come back here youre where we want to go. And then made a whole thing about and i guess just starting writing it down. We did have something, we were watching curb during quarantine and it was the latest season and he went to a Destination Wedding and we started sweating we were like, oh god. What is he going to make fun of what did we do thank god it wasnt us. It was one of our friends they hopped on his charter and didnt offer to pay. That was a big thing for him jimmy yeah, he does that. Youre on well, you gotta pay. Why wouldnt you pay why wouldnt you even offer to pay . Thats god that was it jimmy he must have a tricky life everything he does, you are like, you have to write that down for the show. I know, its the curse for my life hes the best jimmy he is the absolute funniest dude. The smartest, by the way, the smartest everything and dont you, like since youre a huge fan, go through your life and say, this is a curb episode jimmy i have to bite my tongue one i talk to him cause i i have three ideas. Like, here is my story and hes like, stop. He can feel my vibe before we even get into it, and he can sense my desperation for show pitches so i just dont do it anymore. And i actually go the opposite way, and act uninterested in him. Right, which probably annoys him even more. Why is he not interested . Jimmy why, is he not a a fan . Am i not interesting i thought he liked it. I thought we were friends. Jimmy uh erin andrews, the first of many times on the show please, im a big, big fans of yours. Have a great rest of your football season and stay safe. You too those girls were adorable when you were doing those shows at your house my god jimmy they stole the i couldnt handle it my ovaries were like hurting jimmy that is so funny yeah yeah, i dont know if they miss it i dont know if they knew what was going on i might have to do another show from home just to give everyone a little check up, and see how they are growing up. Theyre awesome. Yeah, they were so sweet. Your little play house i want to live there jimmy thank you, buddy you guys can move in whenever you want perfect jimmy erin andrews, everybody catch her covering football for the nfl on fox more tonight show after the break. Stick around cell phone repair. Did you know Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need . Just get a quote at libertymutual. Com. Really . Ill check that out. Oh yeah. I think i might get a quote. Not again aah, come on rice. Do your thing. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. 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