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Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests emma stone ben falcone, musical guest josh groban, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and some jokes here well, guys, the trump campaigns efforts to flip the election in court are not going well out of more than 30 lawsuits, at least 24 have already been dismissed. And this weekend even Chris Christie jumped ship listen to what he said if youve got the evidence of fraud, present it and whats happened here is, quite frankly, the the president s legal team has been a National Embarrassment jimmy yup, Chris Christie called trumps legal team a National Embarrassment. Meanwhile, people in Foreign Countries are like, actually its embarrassing here too. [ laughter ] when trump heard what christie said he was like, you know what ever since i gave you covid youve been a real pain in the butt. [ laughter ] of course trumps not happy with his legal team. He just removed one lawyer who was spreading some pretty crazy conspiracy theories. Watch this the trump campaigns trying to distance itself from controversial attorney Sidney Powell. Powell is among those pushing a convoluted Conspiracy Theory claiming an International Plot involving in part a dead dictator, led to stolen votes. Jimmy yeah she got kicked off trumps legal team for being too crazy [ light laughter ] thats like getting kicked off of real housewives for being too crazy. [ light laughter ] seriously, you know how nuts you have to be when Rudy Guilianis head starts leaking and youre the one who gets fired [ laughter ] for anyone asking whats more embarrassing than being on the Trump Legal Team, the answer is getting fired from the Trump Legal Team [ light laughter ] its not easy to fire a conspiracy theorist either you say we have to let you go, theyre like, right i get it [ laughter ] ill just ill just go, then [ laughter ] ill clean out my office. [ light laughter ] thats right Sidney Powell is out after she said the election was stolen by venezuelan dictator hugo chavez who died seven years ago [ light laughter ] yup, her conspiracy theories were too much even for trump well, today she wrote a farewell email. It said, my fellow trump lawyers, well, it finally happened the illuminati got me fired. Luckily, youll still find the culprits who hacked the election hugo chavez, Charles Barkley and flo the progressive insurance lady theyre in a bunker nine miles below before the times square bubba gumps shrimp. The password to enter is elvis is alive and he lives at area 51. hail zoltar, sidney. P. S. Jets are going all the way this year. [ applause ] meanwhile, i saw that today First Lady Melania Trump received the White House Christmas tree heres a photo the big, warm smile. Melania accepted the tree and said who gives a [ bleep ] about the christmas stuff . Jimmy there you go [ light laughter ] meanwhile, Sidney Powell was like, dont let that tree inside its a venezuelan transmitter. Speaking of the holidays, thanksgiving is almost here and a lot of people are traveling believe it or not despite the risks. Watch this on thursday, the cdc recommended against traveling and gathering for thanksgiving according to tsa over the past three days more than three Million People packed the nations airports, ignoring the cdcs advice jimmy what are people doing . 3 million americans are going to show up for thanksgiving like, i brought some yams or maybe the plague. [ light laughter ] if youre going to travel this week at least do the decent thing by sealing yourself in a a box and letting fedex ship you home [ light laughter ] cant be comforting when youre at a crowded airport watching cnn talk about how dumb it is to be at an airport. [ light laughter ] you know its bad when even airport sushi thinks youre disgusting [ laughter ] and thats not all, the cdc is also warning against traveling on cruise ships. They just raised the risk level to level four which is as high as it goes to put that into perspective, after it hit the iceberg, the titanic was at level three [ light laughter ] even people who flew this weekend are like, those cruise guys are idiots. [ laughter ] and interesting a recent poll found that nearly 60 of americans would get a coronavirus vaccine. Thats pretty interesting poll take a look at this. 60 said, i would get the vaccine. 30 said, i would not get the vaccine. 10 said, wait, why not it prevents you from getting the coronavirus. 40 said, i dont know. Just makes me nervous i guess. 15 said, more nervous than getting the rona . Id get a thousand shots if i could. 82 said, it looks like you already did a thousand shots the vodka on the fridge is half empty. 40 said oh, dont even start, jodie. I am allowed to have a little titos after a long day at work. 73 said work you call that work carl, you sell your old beanie babies on ebay you made 40 bucks since march. Get over yourself. 24 said, why am i the villain here youre the one who went to an apple butter festival without a mask and still wont get a a vaccine. 80 said, you know what fine ill get a vaccine but only if it makes me immune to your bs. 40 said, youre the reason i need the titos jodie. Not my job you. Finally, 40 said, i am undecided about the vaccine. [ laughter and applause that of course the latest installment of our segment, interesting polls. Hey, this is nice here 30 rock, the skating rink is now open, but youve got to wear a mask and your time on the ice is limited to 50 minutes there arent a lot of tourists in new york city right now this morning it was just a hot dog guy and cabbie doing a a three minute Paris Program to endless love. [ laughter ] yup, this raises an interesting question if the rink is open but no one is there to really watch tourists fall down is it really open . [ light laughter ] here some business news. I saw that Guitar Center just filed for bankruptcy today Guitar Center thanked their employees and all the liars who said they spent quarantine learning a new instrument [ light laughter ] this is actually a pretty big deal cause now if brookstone closes were going to be out of places where you can kill 45 minutes without buying anything [ light laughter ] heres a local story over the weekend the police busted a big gathering in queens check out what it was. In queens, police broke up a private Swingers Party officers responded to the Club Caligula on 20th avenue in astoria shortly after midnight yesterday. At least 80 people were inside the club [ laughter ] jimmy now we know what king of queens would have been like if it aired on cinemax. [ laughter ] it was a crazy scene one officer walked in, and yell, freeze while another yelled, cheryl . [ laughter ] and finally, in canada officials had to put up road signs warning drivers not to let the moose lick their cars. This is real look at this it was weird for drivers who only saw the second part of that message, like, lick my car . Okay. [ laughter ] apparently its been a tough time for the moose since officials broke up their underground swingers club. [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots everybody jimmy hey everyone it is monday were so excited to be back. We have an amazing week of shows ahead. Melissa mccarthy will be here [ applause ] the original cast of saved by the bell will be on the show [ applause ] were going to have a performance from sheryl crow [ applause ] and be sure to stay right here thursday night after the game. We have a big thanksgiving show Jerry Seinfeld will be our guest [cheers and applause] well talk about his new book and we got something fun planned with him plus bad bunny will be here to talk, perform, and more so tune in thanksgiving night. Set your dvrs. Set your beta max machine. Set your tivos, your divos, everything you got, man. Set it all up because youre not going to want to miss this week especially. But first, we have a great show for you tonight. She stars in the new animated movie the croods a new age. Emma stone is here [ cheers and applause stoney plus he directed the hbo max film superintelligence the very funny ben falcone is on the show [ applause ] and we have a performance from josh groban [ applause ] also want to mention this weeks tonight show hashtag with thanksgiving coming up and people getting set up to make their big dinner we sent out the cookingfail so if you want to play along, just go on twitter and tweet out some weird, funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you or someone you know in the kitchen. Then use the cookingfail and well show our favorites on the show wednesday night itll be fun [ applause ] youll have something to talk about on your thanksgiving zoom guys, have you ever seen the photo in the news and think the headline could be so much better ill show you what i mean. Its time for news and improved. News and improved jimmy for example, check out this first photo the original headline was trump greets reporters. The headline could definitely be improved because if you only look to the photo, the headline could have been drunk friend signals all good from back of cop car. [ laughter and applause check out this next photo here the original headline was guiliani gives press conference but if you only look at the photo the headline could have been just for men urges customers to follow the one box a day rule. [ laughter and applause honestly, looks like soy sauce tariq yeah jimmy up next this headline says biden names first cabinet pick. The headline could have been man tells gripping story about recent prostate exam. See how it is . [ laughter ] the headline the next headline was, mcconnell proposes shifting funds. Come on. The headline could have been, turkey gives Closing Argument on why he should be spared this year. [ laughter and applause this next headline was, medvedev wins paris masters. Headline could have been man vows never again to go on amazon while drunk. [ laughter and applause the heck is it . Tie rack . Next headline was, iowa celebrates after winning touchdown. Headline could have been iowas had the time of their lives and theyve never felt this way before. [ applause ] the next headline was harris briefed on economy. The headline could have been woman starting to worry about friend who went to bathroom 20 minutes ago. [ laughter and applause next headline was nasa teams up with spacex. Headline could have been old Navy Announces new pandemic chic line. [ laughter and applause the next headline was, chinese demand for crops increases. Headline could have been man again miscalculates how much pasta to put in the pot. [ laughter and applause did you ever buy this i bet you bought one tariq what jimmy one of those they almost like a ruler or Something Like that, that have holes in it and you put the pasta in the holes to measure out how much questlove yeah i know. Tariq no, no jimmy have you bought one . Tariq no jimmy i think questlove have questlove yeah, i just take a handful of pasta, snap it in half, and go for it. Jimmy why do you snap it in half questlove i dont like super long noodles you know jimmy youre in the wrong game, dude [ laughter ] you dont do like lady and the tramp stuff questlove i mean, no, no, especially not during covid. [ laughter ] jimmy im talking about with your family, your wife, michelle questlove i mean, yeah hey, man, anybody can get [ laughter ] no, man. Jimmy thats the only way i eat my pasta now questlove oh, yeah jimmy mmhmm one giant noodle in a bowl and it takes me and my wife about three hours. Yeah [ laughter ] questlove do you use a a spoon to swirl your pasta around the fork or . Jimmy that is a good question clearly, you dont cause you have too short of pasta. But but i yeah i started doing it and kind of used to make my dad mad for some reason. [ laughter ] its like, why are you getting mad . Hes like, you know, no one does that. You dont have to do that. I go, i dont have to do it but im doing it. And then my mom was like, jimmys been to italy so i think thats what they do. [ laughter ] so yeah. It think it was the feeling oh, mr. Big shot tariq showoff. Jimmy you going to teach me how to eat pasta now mr. Big shot go get me a beer [ laughter ] yeah, im just kidding this next headline was, pompeo visits middle east. Headline could have been, dad banned sleepovers after getting pranked and gluing hand to head. [ laughter and applause reginald questlove thats your kids name jimmy yeah, reginald [ laughter ] reginald no more sleepovers. Finally, this headline was, Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree arrives. Headline could have been year summed up in tree. There you go [ applause ] thats all the time we have for news and improved. Well be right back with emma stone at tmobile, we believe you should get more. Thats why weve merged with sprint. Now its about to get even better. And as we work to integrate sprints network, our nationwide 5g keeps getting stronger. With the capacity and coverage to reach more people and places across the country. Who says you cant have it all. Now is the time for 5g. Now is the time to join tmobile. [phone rings] sore throat pain . Try new Vicks Vapocool drops in honey lemon chill for a fastacting rush of relief like youve never tasted in. Honey lemon ahh woo Vicks Vapocool drops now in honey lemon chill did you get a streuseltopped blueberry muffin because its a special day . Or is it a special day because you got a streuseltopped blueberry muffin . Meet the new bakery sweets at mcdonalds ba da ba ba ba turns into magic hour. Flan brings abuela closer. And a good deal means a great deal. Hey yeah . I switched to geico and got more more savings on Car Insurance . They helped with homeowners, too ok plus motorcycle, boat and rv insurance geicos got you covered like a blanket houston . You seeing this . Geico. Expect great savings and a whole lot more. Jimmy my first guest is an oscarwinning actress, who stars in the new animated movie the croods a new age, which is in theaters this wednesday. Here is our pal, emma stone. Oh, emma, it is so hello jimmy oh, you look fantastic. Its so good to see your face. Thank you for being on the show great to see your face. Thank you for having me. This is so weird im used to kind of, like, dancing on with you. Jimmy i know right, having an entrance theme. Well, next time. Next time, well be in person. Next time, yes. Jimmy i know this is the right decision for now. Jimmy thank you. Yeah good, good, good i want to get into theres a ton of stuff i want to talk to you about, but i wanted to ask you what youve been up to during quarantine, and i was told by our producers to ask you this, because a lot of people are revisiting old hobbies, and then they said that you made me something because you got into making bracelets . I got into making bracelets, yes. I mean, ive been doing the kind of, like, typical, you know, zoom meetings, sleeping more than usual, eating more than usual kind of thing, but then i got into making, you know, like, stretchy string and beaded bracelets jimmy now i have it here and so i had to send one over to you. Jimmy now did you sign this yeah. Jimmy i love that. Okay. Im glad you like it jimmy can we see i dont even know if i can zoom in can you see it just says bracelet for jimmy. Jimmy bracelet for jimmy so good. Im wearing it just jimmy felt boring, so that is the bracelet thats for you. Jimmy look at this guy you can always wear your bracelet for jimmy jimmy look at that bracelet for jimmy its so stupid. Jimmy its so good cutting off my circulation, so i have, like, a dead hand now. Okay good that was the intention if you need to get your blood drawn or anything, you can use it as a tourniquet [ laughter ] jimmy i might actually you never know in quarantine, have you got hooked on any new shows . What have you been doing what have you been watching . Tell me. I watched a lot of shows. I hear that the Queens Gambit is very good, and i have not watched that yet, but jimmy me neither i tried a little bit you did what happened . Jimmy well i thought it was going to be about royals or something. That type of queen its about chess. Jimmy yeah right jimmy yeah oh, somebody doesnt like chess. Jimmy its not that i dont like chess i just dont know if its my goto thing to watch its not your youre not like searching for hobbies jimmy i can do i can watch anything chess isnt on the list. Its not an any i hear you. I understand jimmy i pay, you know, 20 a month for netflix. I want to, you know, theres things i want to see but chess you want some bang for your buck i hear what youre saying. Jimmy i am clearly wrong, because everyone loves it. And so ill get into it eventually i know. Everybody does love it im actually very excited to watch it but, ive been watching a bunch of different stuff i watched all of my favorite show, search party, which is not Everybody Knows this show its amazing i watched all of it in one day, accidentally, when it came out in june, and then i was like, i wish i had stretched it out more. But now, i just discovered the real housewives of Salt Lake City. Thats new have you seen it yet jimmy no i have not seen that oh, boy do you need to watch it jimmy really oh, yeah. Jimmy Salt Lake City Salt Lake City. Jimmy see, this is why i ask. Its only only two episodes are out so far i dont really watch a lot of reality tv actually. I havent really watched too many real housewives franchises jimmy oh but Salt Lake City is incredible, because you add the mormon element to it, and its just like theres the typical kind of like judgment of each other and fights, but when you throw god in the mix and youre like, thats not what he would want. Jimmy wow. It really takes it to another level. Also, some of them drink and some of them dont jimmy of course. Because of the mormonism. And then theyre skiing all the time and theres a lot of jimmy so ski bunnies theyre ski bunnies i really think youre going to be into it jimmy i will love it the drama is extreme theres a woman that theyre in a huge fight, because she told her that she smelled like a hospital and that is the root of their fight. [ light laughter ] can you imagine . Jimmy thats a good dis, though woo. Yeah. Really, really good dis. Jimmy wow got under her skin that really bothered her she had been at the hospital jimmy that really got to her. I mean, come on jimmy that got to her. It really got to her. Yes. Its bad jimmy i watched a little bit of unforgiving. The first two is it unforgiving . On hbo, with Nicole Kidman the Clint Eastwood movie . No the unforgiven. Its now a sitcom. Oh, so a little bit of unforgiven. Of what which one is it jimmy is it unforgiven theres no one here to ask the Nicole Kidman, hugh grant show unfollowing. Oh, the undoing. Jimmy yes. Is that what its called . Jimmy its the undoing. The undoing. Because maybe he did something he shouldnt have been doing yeah, and thats not very cool but lets watch and see what happens. Jimmy or did he not do something . Who is doing that needs to be undid . What needs to be undone jimmy oh, this one undone, i would like that. Thats a good title. Is it called the undone . Jimmy it should be, but its great oh, is it okay alright. I need to watch that i love Nicole Kidman jimmy dude, shes hitting homers shes fantastic. Oh, she is just like a jimmy its almost that was like when we used to watch downton abby, and you would just watch it was maggie smith, right . Going, like, hitting it right out of the park every line just soaring over the jimmy every this one. Unbelievable. Wait till you see this you wont even believe youll be like, oh, yeah. Nicole kidman just stole the show. Shes already ridiculous. Jimmy yeah its totally ridiculous. Im like, oh, shes coming on soon. I want to talk to her about that cause its almost like, when you see it youll be like, oh, my god thats a movie star. What are any of us doing this for jimmy why are we doing this when shes out there doing that jimmy oh, stop it. You are you. I mean, i can go through my list of my favorite. Jimmy do you think im good jimmy am i pretty am i a pretty girl . [ laughter ] smoking. Dude, you know what was on the other day . Easy a was on the other day, and i was like, thats probably been almost, probably, ten years i think since i first probably met you, and that movie was fantastic. Ten years well i met you before easy a, didnt i was that the first time i ever met you . Jimmy no maybe right before yeah. Yes. Its been ten years, which is so surreal and it also is oh, this was another thing i was talking to your producers about i was like, oh, when easy a came out, right around the same time is when i got my tattoo, and then i got into my whole family has this tattoo, and i told them whats been happening with it, which is that its supposed to be the size of a a pencil, like pencil thin drawing, and this is whats been happening to it jimmy its growing this is my marker of time jimmy what are they . Are they chicken hands chicken feet theyre black bird feet and everyone in my family has them, and theirs look like theyre fading away, theyre so thin and mine has just bled out, and by the time im 80, im going to have a black bar against my wrist. It is so ridiculous how bad this is getting. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you going to do like the ring on a tree i now know that its been ten years. Jimmy you got your golden globe nomination for easy a. What do you remember from that experience going to the globes who did you go with . I went with my mom. That was my first time going to the golden globes. It was very, very, very exciting, and so i took my mom with me. And i feel like ive already told the story before, but we sat next to Angelina Jolie and brad pitt. Did i ever tell you this story jimmy never. Oh my god we were like, of all people to be sitting next to at that kind of a show, whoa. Jimmy yeah and my mom never drinks, and she had champagne that night, which was, you know, not, probably not the best idea, but she was having a wonderful time. Jimmy i love mom and she started asking Angelina Jolie, like, do you have kids . Do you have kids are you, like, what do you guys so you and i was like, youve got to be out of your she completely knew, but she was like making small talk about the kids. How old are they . What are their names . She knew everything. But they were so nice. They were so nice. Jimmy yeah she is cool. We had a blast. We had a really good time. That was a very fun night. Jimmy thats so fun. I want to talk to you about the croods new age, when we come back. Is that cool stick around no. No jimmy real fast. We wont even know were gone. No, i dont want to jimmy lets just talk. Okay. All right. All right. Fine fine fine jimmy more with emma stone when we come back, everybody come on back ok. Lets see what youve got, oculus. Dont look down, dont look down ooh. Shouldnt have looked downnn whoo its ok. Im ok. Lets go. Hey. How do i. . Relax. Get into it yeah ive got it whoa. Rated e for everyone. When panhe doesnt justs mmake a pizza. He uses fresh, clean ingredients to make a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. Panera. Honey honey . New nyquil severe honey is maximum strength cold and flu medicine with soothing honeylicious taste. Nyquil honey. The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever best sleep with a cold medicine. Pringles wavy. 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Its the decade theme episode. And people have been waiting for this episode jimmy for this tonight show episode. Yeah to talk about yeah. We encourage all of you at home to think about what were you doing ten years ago . Jimmy what were you doing ten years ago . Yeah i mean in 2010 jimmy you gave us eep. [ laughter ] eep. Eep was born jimmy yeah eep began jimmy for eep though, is there a specific mindset that you get into before you record like, do you channel anyone . Going in there they film you on a little, like, pin camera so you kind of do youre still acting like, youre doing, as over the top as you want to be. The more over the top, the better which is great because then theyre animating, and theyre, like, you know jimmy yeah its actually, i fit in there well because my face is very rubbery, and my expressions are sometimes a little too big but its perfect for eep, so its, like its productive there. I dont have to rein it in jimmy yeah just fantastic. Jimmy yeah i did notice, and this is sort of giving myself away, but i didnt notice until really, really recently that i think im a little bit inspired by monica from friends. Who could not be more opposite from eep as a character. Jimmy how monica because i realize sometimes my cadence goes a into a little bit like, i know like that kind of that sort of sound jimmy that is monica i was watching it, and i was like, am i doing monica a a lot . And i didnt realize it for ten years. So jimmy its very courtney cox. I love it. A little easter egg. Ill take it, man. Yeah, a little easter egg that i didnt even know i was planting jimmy do you want to set this one up . What is this movie about this is okay, so, in the original croods, its a cave family named the croods, and theyre sort of learning to trust life outside of the cave and now theyre meeting a family called the bettermans, who are their name is sort of in their title theyre the better jimmy yeah family. Jimmy yeah in terms of, you know, theyre very hygenic they grow their own food and the croods are kind of bumping up against this family that live in this gorgeous tree house. Whereas the croods are a little more, you know jimmy yeah theyre cave dwellers so theyre learning how to get along with the new way of living jimmy i want to show a a clip heres emma stone in the croods a new age. Take a look. These are the croods. Hello hi. Whats up and this . No, no. Yeah. This is eep youre a girl yeah. A girl friend. Ive never had a girlfriend before me either me either. Girlfriend okay, careful extra vertebrate. This is amazing what do we do what do we say to each other . Whats happening to our voices why are our voices getting so high . Jimmy emma stone, the croods a new age is in theaters wednesday well be right back with ben falcone everyone stick around thank you, emma. Thank you family time. Turns into magic hour. Flan brings abuela closer. And a good deal means a great deal. 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Jimmy see thats why i wanted to zoom with you. Just tell me whats going to happen to me tonight thank you. Youre one day ahead of me thank you. This is your first time on the show, but we met each other years ago at the groundlings that is right do you remember the workout workshop which is they would have a a bunch of people from all Different Levels so it was sort of scary because i was at a pretty lower, you know, level of the school. I think you were a little bit further along than me. And we actually did a scene together and i was just sweaty and nervous, you know. You played a you seemed very comfortable, and you played an incredibly weird bass player and the scene actually went really well, and i just kind of let you be this weird guy. Jimmy wow. Then it was kind of a light bulb for me, because i was like if jimmy can be that weird maybe so can i jimmy i remember those classes. I was so trying to get i was in the comedy zone then. I was trying to get better i did the growlings, and i did workout wednesdays, and i would go to the improv and do stand up over there. So it was just in that scene but i was also playing a lot of basketball thats right. We played basketball together. Do you remember . Jimmy this is i remember this now there is a court in brentwood. That one yes i was just off a ship. I was working at the cbk in brentwoodm, and i randomly went to go play basketball between two shifts just to shoot around and you were there and you were always really friendly to me, you know, all the time even though we were sort of just acquaintances, whenever i would see you at growlings and you were playing basketball and youre like, hey, lets play we played a little bit just horse or something but then i said hey man hows everything you just got really weird and mysterious and you go, i got some good news and im like, well, what is it . Youre like, i cant really talk about it. And i find out later somebodys like, hey, did you hear he got snl . And i was like, thats why he was being so mysterious. That was his thing and i went and sold more thai chicken pizzas at cbk. [ laughter ] jimmy cpk is great though i think it was the first time i had Barbecue Sauce on a pizza. There you go. Jimmy look at us now look at us now zooming. Look at us zooming from across the universe. Jimmy yeah, were all over the world now. Really, really into using our lives to its fullest capacity. Before we talk about superintelligence, i heard that youve been going through different music phases during quarantine i just figured maybe can you walk me through your different phases, to know where we are yeah, sure. Uh, i started in a very, very heavy bill withers phase jimmy ooh. You know the withers jimmy yeah. Use me as i was folding laundry. Because, you know, you start the pandemic and youre like you know what . You know what we got a lot of, is laundry because my youngest child changes clothes at least four times, five times a day. Absolutely so i was listening to a lot of bill withers then i got into a really deep, deep harry styles zone jimmy oh, yeah so much so, that melissa said, yeah, yeah. She thinks that i have i have a crush on harry styles. And im like, maybe but i definitely have a crush on his music jimmy which one, Watermelon Sugar . Sure. The new album. Jimmy the new album is fantastic. I totally agree. I jumped into the same thing, too. Head first you got to go, and you go head first into that styles pool you know what i mean jimmy you cant go feet first or cannon ball in there. No. Give me the smooth with your eyes wide open so you can see all the beauty jimmy you can yell, jack knife if you want to, but no one is going to get the reference. They just want you to get in there and start swimming in the harry styles world i understand yeah. Yeah and now i somebody sent me, you know, i dont do a ton of social media, but this was a a really good example of it. Somebody sent me this group called infinity song on instagram. Theyre like a sibling band. And they do these covers and they have their own music, and theyre really good so lately ive been in the infinity song zone jimmy uh, i want to talk about superintelligence. You act in it. You directed it. And it stars your wife Melissa Mccarthy, uber funny where did the idea come from well, my friend Steve Mallory and a screenwriter pitched it to me, and i thought it was so interesting because its such a it is a high concept love story about what would happen if an Artificial Intelligence came to life and, you know, wanted to study somebody and then from, like, if they were studying you what you do for the next three days determines the fate of the world. If it is going to destroy the world, or save the world or, help us or whatever. And i thought it was a super interesting idea and so i, once he finished it, i showed it to melissa, and we went and pitched it together at a place in toluca lake, california, a little reakfast spot and what was interesting about that was that melissa started crying as she talked about the ending where, you know, humanity, what we do. And so a lot of people were i think were like, hey, Melissa Mccarthy is crying over there with all those people. Jimmy so everyone is turning around like, whats going on youre not supposed to cry youre the comedy. And i was like, it wasnt me it wasnt me and all studio executives were like jimmy she made herself cry i want to talk about this because i think this is a really cool idea you and melissa started this 20 days of Kindness Campaign to go along with the movie. Uh, tell me more about this, and what inspired you to do it and im thankful that you did it oh, well thanks its, you know, this movie is all about, you know, people are worth saving, and its been, obviously 2020 has been a really tough year for so many people on so many levels, and melissa sort of came up with the idea of like, well, why dont we tie our Movie Campaign instead of just going saying hey watch our movie why dont we do something positive in the spirit of the movie. So for 20 days were the super intelligence family as we call it theyre donating 20,000 a day to a different charity. And actually, they came through, at t came through at the very beginning and gave a Million Dollars to girls to coats so this Movie Campaign is actually, you know, generating a lot of money for charity its great jimmy thats amazing what organization are you highlighting today National Coalition for the homeless which is a great group of people who are basically trying to prevent and end homelessness at the same time as helping the people who are currently homeless so obviously a Great Organization we couldnt be more happy to help them out. Jimmy thank you so much for doing that, buddy. I think its so cool for more information on the campaign go to 20 days of kindness. Com and see wherever you can help out every little bit works i want to show a clip of the movie. Here is ben falcone in superintelligence. Take a look. Target alpha has returned acquisition time 22 44 surveillance handoff established. Team one has eyes and will maintain hi. 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[ cheers and applause over and over i keep going over the worl we knew onc when you walked beside m that inconceivable that unbelievable world we kne when we two were in love and every bright neon sig turned into star and the sun and the moon seemed to be ours each road that we took turned into gold but the dream was too much for you to hold now over and over i keep going over the world we kne days when you used to love me and every bright neon sig turned into star and the sun and the moon seemed to be ours each road that we took turned into gold but the dream was too muc for you to hol now over and over i keep going over the world we kne days when you used to love me over and ove i keep going over the world we knew [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you to josh groban. More tonight show when we come back everybody. [ cheers and applause welcome to a better way to live. Welcome to my house do you wanna see something really cool . My man cave. Another sharma . Its a place to relax. Its hot in here. Uh, you might be more comfortable if you removed your fur pelt. I already did. Oh. Jimmy thank you all for watching stay safe out there. Wash your hands. Dont touch your face. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight, everybody