Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests emma stone ben falcone, musical guest josh groban, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and some jokes here well, guys, the trump campaigns efforts to flip the election in court are not going well out of more than 30 lawsuits, at least 24 have already been dismissed. And this weekend even Chris Christie jumped ship listen to what he said if youve got the evidence of fraud, present it and whats happened here is, quite frankly, the the president s legal team has been a National Embarrassment jimmy yup, Chris Christie called trumps legal team a National Embarrassment. Meanwhile, people in Foreign Countries are like, actually its embarrassing here too. [ laughter ] when trump heard what christie said he was like, you know what ever since i gave you covid youve been a real pain in the butt. [ laughter ] of course trumps not happy with his legal team. He just removed one lawyer who was spreading some pretty crazy conspiracy theories. Watch this the trump campaigns trying to distance itself from controversial attorney Sidney Powell. Powell is among those pushing a convoluted Conspiracy Theory claiming an International Plot involving in part a dead dictator, led to stolen votes. Jimmy yeah she got kicked off trumps legal team for being too crazy [ light laughter ] thats like getting kicked off of real housewives for being too crazy. [ light laughter ] seriously, you know how nuts you have to be when Rudy Guilianis head starts leaking and youre the one who gets fired [ laughter ] for anyone asking whats more embarrassing than being on the Trump Legal Team, the answer is getting fired from the Trump Legal Team [ light laughter ] its not easy to fire a conspiracy theorist either you say we have to let you go, theyre like, right i get it [ laughter ] ill just ill just go, then [ laughter ] ill clean out my office. [ light laughter ] thats right Sidney Powell is out after she said the election was stolen by venezuelan dictator hugo chavez who died seven years ago [ light laughter ] yup, her conspiracy theories were too much even for trump well, today she wrote a farewell email. It said, my fellow trump lawyers, well, it finally happened the illuminati got me fired. Luckily, youll still find the culprits who hacked the election hugo chavez, Charles Barkley and flo the progressive insurance lady theyre in a bunker nine miles below before the times square bubba gumps shrimp. The password to enter is elvis is alive and he lives at area 51. hail zoltar, sidney. P. S. Jets are going all the way this year. [ applause ] meanwhile, i saw that today First Lady Melania Trump received the White House Christmas tree heres a photo the big, warm smile. Melania accepted the tree and said who gives a [ bleep ] about the christmas stuff . Jimmy there you go [ light laughter ] meanwhile, Sidney Powell was like, dont let that tree inside its a venezuelan transmitter. Speaking of the holidays, thanksgiving is almost here and a lot of people are traveling believe it or not despite the risks. Watch this on thursday, the cdc recommended against traveling and gathering for thanksgiving according to tsa over the past three days more than three Million People packed the nations airports, ignoring the cdcs advice jimmy what are people doing . 3 million americans are going to show up for thanksgiving like, i brought some yams or maybe the plague. [ light laughter ] if youre going to travel this week at least do the decent thing by sealing yourself in a a box and letting fedex ship you home [ light laughter ] cant be comforting when youre at a crowded airport watching cnn talk about how dumb it is to be at an airport. [ light laughter ] you know its bad when even airport sushi thinks youre disgusting [ laughter ] and thats not all, the cdc is also warning against traveling on cruise ships. They just raised the risk level to level four which is as high as it goes to put that into perspective, after it hit the iceberg, the titanic was at level three [ light laughter ] even people who flew this weekend are like, those cruise guys are idiots. [ laughter ] and interesting a recent poll found that nearly 60 of americans would get a coronavirus vaccine. Thats pretty interesting poll take a look at this. 60 said, i would get the vaccine. 30 said, i would not get the vaccine. 10 said, wait, why not it prevents you from getting the coronavirus. 40 said, i dont know. Just makes me nervous i guess. 15 said, more nervous than getting the rona . Id get a thousand shots if i could. 82 said, it looks like you already did a thousand shots the vodka on the fridge is half empty. 40 said oh, dont even start, jodie. I am allowed to have a little titos after a long day at work. 73 said work you call that work carl, you sell your old beanie babies on ebay you made 40 bucks since march. Get over yourself. 24 said, why am i the villain here youre the one who went to an apple butter festival without a mask and still wont get a a vaccine. 80 said, you know what fine ill get a vaccine but only if it makes me immune to your bs. 40 said, youre the reason i need the titos jodie. Not my job you. Finally, 40 said, i am undecided about the vaccine. [ laughter and applause that of course the latest installment of our segment, interesting polls. Hey, this is nice here 30 rock, the skating rink is now open, but youve got to wear a mask and your time on the ice is limited to 50 minutes there arent a lot of tourists in new york city right now this morning it was just a hot dog guy and cabbie doing a a three minute Paris Program to endless love. [ laughter ] yup, this raises an interesting question if the rink is open but no one is there to really watch tourists fall down is it really open . [ light laughter ] here some business news. I saw that Guitar Center just filed for bankruptcy today Guitar Center thanked their employees and all the liars who said they spent quarantine learning a new instrument [ light laughter ] this is actually a pretty big deal cause now if brookstone closes were going to be out of places where you can kill 45 minutes without buying anything [ light laughter ] heres a local story over the weekend the police busted a big gathering in queens check out what it was. In queens, police broke up a private Swingers Party officers responded to the Club Caligula on 20th avenue in astoria shortly after midnight yesterday. At least 80 people were inside the club [ laughter ] jimmy now we know what king of queens would have been like if it aired on cinemax. [ laughter ] it was a crazy scene one officer walked in, and yell, freeze while another yelled, cheryl . [ laughter ] and finally, in canada officials had to put up road signs warning drivers not to let the moose lick their cars. This is real look at this it was weird for drivers who only saw the second part of that message, like, lick my car . Okay. [ laughter ] apparently its been a tough time for the moose since officials broke up their underground swingers club. [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots everybody jimmy hey everyone it is monday were so excited to be back. We have an amazing week of shows ahead. Melissa mccarthy will be here [ applause ] the original cast of saved by the bell will be on the show [ applause ] were going to have a performance from sheryl crow [ applause ] and be sure to stay right here thursday night after the game. We have a big thanksgiving show Jerry Seinfeld will be our guest [cheers and applause] well talk about his new book and we got something fun planned with him plus bad bunny will be here to talk, perform, and more so tune in thanksgiving night. Set your dvrs. Set your beta max machine. Set your tivos, your divos, everything you got, man. Set it all up because youre not going to want to miss this week especially. But first, we have a great show for you tonight. She stars in the new animated movie the croods a new age. Emma stone is here [ cheers and applause stoney plus he directed the hbo max film superintelligence the very funny ben falcone is on the show [ applause ] and we have a performance from josh groban [ applause ] also want to mention this weeks tonight show hashtag with thanksgiving coming up and people getting set up to make their big dinner we sent out the cookingfail so if you want to play along, just go on twitter and tweet out some weird, funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you or someone you know in the kitchen. Then use the cookingfail and well show our favorites on the show wednesday night itll be fun [ applause ] youll have something to talk about on your thanksgiving zoom guys, have you ever seen the photo in the news and think the headline could be so much better ill show you what i mean. Its time for news and improved. News and improved jimmy for example, check out this first photo the original headline was trump greets reporters. The headline could definitely be improved because if you only look to the photo, the headline could have been drunk friend signals all good from back of cop car. [ laughter and applause check out this next photo here the original headline was guiliani gives press conference but if you only look at the photo the headline could have been just for men urges customers to follow the one box a day rule. [ laughter and applause honestly, looks like soy sauce tariq yeah jimmy up next this headline says biden names first cabinet pick. The headline could have been man tells gripping story about recent prostate exam. See how it is . [ laughter ] the headline the next headline was, mcconnell proposes shifting funds. Come on. The headline could have been, turkey gives Closing Argument on why he should be spared this year. [ laughter and applause this next headline was, medvedev wins paris masters. Headline could have been man vows never again to go on amazon while drunk. [ laughter and applause the heck is it . Tie rack . Next headline was, iowa celebrates after winning touchdown. Headline could have been iowas had the time of their lives and theyve never felt this way before. [ applause ] the next headline was harris briefed on economy. The headline could have been woman starting to worry about friend who went to bathroom 20 minutes ago. [ laughter and applause next headline was nasa teams up with spacex. Headline could have been old Navy Announces new pandemic chic line. [ laughter and applause the next headline was, chinese demand for crops increases. Headline could have been man again miscalculates how much pasta to put in the pot. [ laughter and applause did you ever buy this i bet you bought one tariq what jimmy one of those they almost like a ruler or Something Like that, that have holes in it and you put the pasta in the holes to measure out how much questlove yeah i know. Tariq no, no jimmy have you bought one . Tariq no jimmy i think questlove have questlove yeah, i just take a handful of pasta, snap it in half, and go for it. Jimmy why do you snap it in half questlove i dont like super long noodles you know jimmy youre in the wrong game, dude [ laughter ] you dont do like lady and the tramp stuff questlove i mean, no, no, especially not during covid. [ laughter ] jimmy im talking about with your family, your wife, michelle questlove i mean, yeah hey, man, anybody can get [ laughter ] no, man. Jimmy thats the only way i eat my pasta now questlove oh, yeah jimmy mmhmm one giant noodle in a bowl and it takes me and my wife about three hours. Yeah [ laughter ] questlove do you use a a spoon to swirl your pasta around the fork or . Jimmy that is a good question clearly, you dont cause you have too short of pasta. But but i yeah i started doing it and kind of used to make my dad mad for some reason. [ laughter ] its like, why are you getting mad . Hes like, you know, no one does that. You dont have to do that. I go, i dont have to do it but im doing it. And then my mom was like, jimmys been to italy so i think thats what they do. [ laughter ] so yeah. It think it was the feeling oh, mr. Big shot tariq showoff. Jimmy you going to teach me how to eat pasta now mr. Big shot go get me a beer [ laughter ] yeah, im just kidding this next headline was, pompeo visits middle east. Headline could have been, dad banned sleepovers after getting pranked and gluing hand to head. [ laughter and applause reginald questlove thats your kids name jimmy yeah, reginald [ laughter ] reginald no more sleepovers. Finally, this headline was, Rockefeller CenterChristmas Tree arrives. Headline could have been year summed up in tree. There you go [ applause ] thats all the time we have for news and improved. Well be right back with emma stone at tmobile, we believe you should get more. Thats why weve merged with sprint. Now its about to get even better. And as we work to integrate sprints network, our nationwide 5g keeps getting stronger. With the capacity and coverage to reach more people and places across the country. Who says you cant have it all. Now is the time for 5g. Now is the time to join tmobile. [phone rings] sore throat pain . Try new Vicks Vapocool drops in honey lemon chill for a fastacting rush of relief like youve never tasted in. 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This is so weird im used to kind of, like, dancing on with you. Jimmy i know right, having an entrance theme. Well, next time. Next time, well be in person. Next time, yes. Jimmy i know this is the right decision for now. Jimmy thank you. Yeah good, good, good i want to get into theres a ton of stuff i want to talk to you about, but i wanted to ask you what youve been up to during quarantine, and i was told by our producers to ask you this, because a lot of people are revisiting old hobbies, and then they said that you made me something because you got into making bracelets . I got into making bracelets, yes. I mean, ive been doing the kind of, like, typical, you know, zoom meetings, sleeping more than usual, eating more than usual kind of thing, but then i got into making, you know, like, stretchy string and beaded bracelets jimmy now i have it here and so i had to send one over to you. Jimmy now did you sign this yeah. Jimmy i love that. Okay. Im glad you like it jimmy can we see i dont even know if i can zoom in can you see it just says bracelet for jimmy. Jimmy bracelet for jimmy so good. Im wearing it just jimmy felt boring, so that is the bracelet thats for you. Jimmy look at this guy you can always wear your bracelet for jimmy jimmy look at that bracelet for jimmy its so stupid. Jimmy its so good cutting off my circulation, so i have, like, a dead hand now. Okay good that was the intention if you need to get your blood drawn or anything, you can use it as a tourniquet [ laughter ] jimmy i might actually you never know in quarantine, have you got hooked on any new shows . What have you been doing what have you been watching . Tell me. I watched a lot of shows. I hear that the Queens Gambit is very good, and i have not watched that yet, but jimmy me neither i tried a little bit you did what happened . Jimmy well i thought it was going to be about royals or something. That type of queen its about chess. Jimmy yeah right jimmy yeah oh, somebody doesnt like chess. Jimmy its not that i dont like chess i just dont know if its my goto thing to watch its not your youre not like searching for hobbies jimmy i can do i can watch anything chess isnt on the list. Its not an any i hear you. I understand jimmy i pay, you know, 20 a month for netflix. I want to, you know, theres things i want to see but chess you want some bang for your buck i hear what youre saying. Jimmy i am clearly wrong, because everyone loves it. And so ill get into it eventually i know. Everybody does love it im actually very excited to watch it but, ive been watching a bunch of different stuff i watched all of my favorite show, search party, which is not Everybody Knows this show its amazing i watched all of it in one day, accidentally, when it came out in june, and then i was like, i wish i had stretched it out more. But now, i just discovered the real housewives of Salt Lake City. Thats new have you seen it yet jimmy no i have not seen that oh, boy do you need to watch it jimmy really oh, yeah. Jimmy Salt Lake CitySalt Lake City. Jimmy see, this is why i ask. Its only only two episodes are out so far i dont really watch a lot of reality tv actually. I havent really watched too many real housewives franchises jimmy oh but Salt Lake City is incredible, because you add the mormon element to it, and its just like theres