Work. Thats because he did. Huangs ties to dennys goes deeper. One of his earliest jobs was actually as a bus boy at a denny and is a dishwasher. Good for him. Congratulations. What did you [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests chance the rapper, the cast of reservation dogs musical guest chance the rapper, featuring joey bada . And the legendary roots crew questlove 1691 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thats what im talking about. Welcome. Looking good its time, get ready to enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home guys, it seems like theres so much going on right now. This weekend President Biden tested positive again for covid. Yeah someone in illinois won the 1. 3 billion Mega Millions jackpot. Tonight was a new episode of the bachelorette. [ cheers ] and applebees is selling chicken wing flavored lip gloss. [ cheers and laughter theres a lot to go over lets just jump in, cover it all at once. Its time for newssmash. Here we go [ cheers and applause jimmy first up after testing negative for covid last week, President Biden has tested positive again in a a rebound case wow, the odds of that happening are like one in a billion. [ laughter ] thats how much cash the Mega Millions winner is taking home with a Bank Account Like that, theyll never have a job again, kind of like every contestant on the bachelorette. [ laughter ] gabby and rachel have narrowed it down to about a dozen guys. Theyve come on they went on dates to paris they flew on helicopters unlike the real world, where your first date is usually at applebees [ laughter ] theyre making an all new chicken wing flavored lip gloss. The only way youre going to want to slather that on your lips is if you cant taste or smell. Covid [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause its hard for biden. Its no fun being isolated and alone when youre someone whos so gabby. [ light laughter ] will she get her man, or will rachel swoop in and steal him . Pretty soon theyll be off to the fantasy suite, trying to get lucky. [ laughter ] imagine your friend winning the lottery. If you were ever mean to them, then its definitely time for you to pucker up. [ light laughter ] seriously, chicken wing lip gloss from a chain restaurant . I mean, rubbing that on your face feels like a real gamble [ laughter ] the winner is sure glad they did, but you know they were at home double, triple, and quadruple checking just to be positive [ laughter ] when he found out that hes still contagious, biden got sent home alone in a limo, just like the loser on the bachelorette. [ laughter ] the winners get the girls while the losers might as well be boneless [ laughter ] so, in conclusion, get a rose, that blows, so close, so gross [ laughter ] this has been a newssmash. [ cheers and applause thats right thats right over the weekend, President Biden returned to isolation after once again testing positive for covid in what his doctor called a a rebound case right now, bidens looking on the bright side. Hes like, well, at least my covid got a second term. [ laughter ] thats right a rebound case of covid, usually when a 79yearold is on the rebound, youre meeting your new aunt named barbara. [ laughter ] thats right the virus came back so fast, staffers didnt even have time to take down the get well soon balloons theyre like, wait, you just luckily, bidens doing okay. Hes back to Binge Watching matlock right off where he left off [ laughter ] biden has covid again. He was positive, then negative, now hes back to positive. Theyre saying its cause of the medicine he took, but i think it might be Something Else watch this commercial i saw the other day. Do you love practical joke . Then pick up Vladimir Putins trick covid test, the only test that trick you its a positive, then negative, then positive, then negative, then monkeypox, then pregnant. Vladimir putins trick covid test used by white house and they dont even know. [ cheers and applause jimmy isnt that amazing hes selling trick covid tests steve wow jimmy speaking of covid the white house is planning to offer updated booster shots to americans this fall. Yep, its still the same booster except these are gonna be Pumpkin Spice [ light laughter ] meanwhile, this weekend, former President Trump was busy hosting the saudi arabiabacked liv Golf Tournament at his club in new jersey. And i saw a photo of him singing the National Anthem i thought was funny. Look at this there he is. Steve oh [ laughter ] oh jimmy yeah, hes either singing the National Anthem or burping up a hot dog i dont know what. [ laughter ] but this is fun. If you hit a golf ball in his mouth, you win a free round. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy isnt that fun i think its cool. Well, it was a life changing weekend for the person in illinois who purchased the Winning Ticket for the 1. 3 billion Mega Millions jackpot. The winner hasnt come forward yet, so either theyre contacting Financial Experts or theyre at home like, crap, where is it . All right, i had it in my [ laughter ] i went swimming i went swimming. Oh, wait, no one turn on the washing machine no one do anything. [ laughter ] no one do anything. Where was it i had it [ cheers and applause ] why do shirts have pockets . Too many pockets but this is a great story. I mean, one person hit the mega thats thats a lot of money right there 1. 3 billion i mean, i played, i only got one number tariq, how about you tariq i didnt play. The odds are a trillion to one and, what, am i supposed to believe that i have a chance like if i pick, i dunno, 13 for my wifes birthday and then, like, 36 and 45 because those are the two streets i lived on as a kid. And then 57 and 67 because theyre the uniform numbers of my favorite athletes and then 14 because its my lucky number please [ laughter ] jimmy tariq, 13, 36, 45, 57, 67, and 14 were the winning numbers. Tariq um, im sorry. Whats this now . [ laughter ] jimmy you just randomly selected the numbers that would have won you over a billion dollars. Tariq uh, will you excuse me [ light laughter ] [ bleep [ applause ] im, um, happy for the winner. Jimmy yeah, yeah, good yeah, nice of you. [ cheers and applause yeah, the chase for the big Mega Millions prize is over now, but that hasnt stopped reporters from telling us just how unlikely it was that we would have ever won this listen to this the odds of winning were astronomical, 1 in 303 million according to some experts you are nearly three times more likely to be killed by a a vending machinerelated accident [ light laughter ] youre more likely to be hit by a meteorite you have better odds to be struck by lightning. You are more likely to be killed by a swarm of bees or hornets. You had a better chance of having a toiletrelated injury, whatever that means [ laughter ] jimmy toilet related injury . Steve toilet related injury . Jimmy was it vending machine . The odds of getting struck by lightning on a toilet must be insane [ laughter ] switching gears, on saturday, pope francis acknowledged that he will need to slow down or retire so, i guess we know who won the Mega Millions. [ laughter ] congratulations, your holiness you can tell the pope is ready to retire. Today someone asked him for a miracle, and he was like, what do i look like a freaking genie over here . [ laughter ] some Business News i read that today the ceo of Carnival Cruise line has stepped down steve oh jimmy yeah, apparently he was tired of being in charge of toiletrelated injuries. [ laughter ] some entertainment news, disney plus is working on a live action eragon tv series steve ooh. [ audience oohs jimmy yeah, its pretty exciting yeah, so heres the, uh, heres the trailer for it eragon, the most popular books of 2002. Now just 20 short years later, its finally time for this beloved series about [ record scratch ] horses or like, frogs [ frog croak ] or was it unicorns i forget eragon, prepare to be reminded jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause what was that about . Guys, did you see this video of passengers on a Frontier Airlines flight being sprayed with some refreshing mist apparently its a thing they do but this this looks a little thick. Check this out steve wow. Jimmy ew steve wow. Jimmy yeah, wow, thats they call this the vegetable aisle at kroger experience. [ laughter ] first time a flights been delayed because of bad weather inside the plane [ laughter ] and yet somehow the chicken was still dry. Isnt that unbelievable . Guys, finally, you ever see a photo in the news and think that headline should be different . Well, well take care of that right now. Its time for news and improved. Here we go [ cheers and applause news and improved jimmy for example, check out this first photo the original headline was Boris Johnson visits research institute. That headline can definitely be improved, cause if you only looked at the photo the headline could have been, plinko contestant gets way too high before a game. [ laughter and applause up next, this headline says new york city mayor launches loan forgiveness program. Headline couldve been man attends comiccon dressed as chef morpheus. [ laughter and applause next headline was Prince Charles arrives to commonwealth games. Headline could have been guy who didnt shoplift from best buy still panicked by the alarm. [ laughter and applause next headline was Kamala Harris meets with virginia legislators. Headline could have been woman already on fifth, oh, wow, and friends story seemed nowhere near over. [ applause ] next headline was, pope francis begins pastoral visit to canada. Headline could have been, so me and a rabbi walk into a a bar. [ laughter and applause what else is going what else is going on . [ laughter and applause this next headline was Prince William attends royal ascot races. Headline could have been young mr. Monopoly picked up for a second season. [ laughter and applause id check that out and finally, this headline was, u. S. A. Wins gold in world athletics championships. Headline could have been last guy still playing wordle just got it in two. [ laughter and applause thats all that we have for news and improved. We have a great show chance the rapper is here tonight. [ cheers and applause the cast of the fx series reservation dogs is here [ cheers and applause and to close off the show tonight, chance the rapper is performing with joey bada . [ cheers and applause oh, yeah stick around when we come back, were gonna meet some very talented pets come on back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause jimmy carrot versus string cheese thats right. Ellie, just taste. Jimmy just taste just taste girl. Jimmy just taste oh my gosh, wont even taste it good girl jimmy shes staring at the string cheese. You know what you want to do ellie. Take it. Yeah its the most wonderful time of the year nondrowsy claritin knocks out symptoms from over 200 allergens. Without knocking you out. Feel the clarity and make today the most wonderful time of the year. Live claritin clear. Im adding downy unstopables to my wash now. Ill be smelling fresh all day long. [sniffs] still fresh. Still fresh get 6 times longerlasting freshness, plus odor protection with downy unstopables. New emergenc crystals pop and fizz when you throw them back. And who doesnt love a good throwback . [sfx video game] emergenc crystals. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. Now, we all love our pets, and every pet owner thinks that their pet is the best. Well, i wanted to see if that was true, so its time for, why is your pet better than me . Why is your pet better than me better than me [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. Lets meet our first pet come on over welcome. What are your names . Hi, nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you hello. Whats your names and where are you from haamyn. Im perry we are from miami. Jimmy miami . Yeah, miami jimmy thank you for being here and who do we have here . This is my dog, princess praga. She wants to say hi. Jimmy hi, princess oh, thank you. Oh, thats very nice thank you. Shes so excited. She wants to give just some kisses jimmy okay some kisses. Youre allowed to do that. That is amazing. What is princess praga you said what is princess praga why is she better than me . Besides just being cuter, yeah so she gets emotional when i play violin. Would you like to see it jimmy so, when you play the violin, she gets emotional she gets emotional. Jimmy i think i do as well yeah, okay [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Its definitely emotional. Yeah oh, no oh, no [ audience aws ] oh, no, good okay good. Very nice. [ applause ] its going to be all right its all right its going to be all right its going to be okay. Thats great playing, by the way. Oh, wow. Thats Something Else. [ light laughter ] she has many other talents. Jimmy come back. Bring her back next time i appreciate you being here. Thank you [ applause ] bonus trick. Shes laid out lets meet our next pet. Come over. Oh, hi hello. What is your name, and where are you from this is leo, and im melanie. And were from hamilton, ontario. Jimmy hey, welcome thank you so much for being here hi, leo. How ya doing i dont even know what you do with cats. They dont lick you or say hi. They kind of a thing of their own. Hes not motivated like a a dog. So, he selftaught himself to play the guitar and fetch. Jimmy he plays and fetch . He teaches people how to do it jimmy really is very talented did you say play guitar and fetch . Yes jimmy fetch is like nothing. Play guitar . [ laughter ] he can do that too. Jimmy thats very impressive can we see if leo can play the guitar thats amazing all right. Here we go blankie there then theres a guitar its a process. Jimmy yeah, i understand leo. Hey, leo. Do your thing. [ laughter ] jimmy hes acting as if hes never even seen a guitar. [ laughter ] thats an amazing talent in its own right if you think about it you know, you go, wow, hes actually hes seeing a guitar for the first time thats something there well, i thank you so much for coming on the show i think that was pretty good you did a good job [ applause ] thank you, leo wow. Thank you very, very much. Yeah, yeah the other dog is crying again. [ laughter ] i thought he did a good job. Oh, its time to meet our last pet. This is very good. Im very excited about this. Come on over hi hi how you doing . Hey jimmy jimmy. Im katie and that is ellie. Jimmy hi oh, yeah hi how you doing . Nice to see you. Okay, perfect. What is the talent here . Why is your pet better than me well, ellie loves food. We usually give her two different foods to taste and then shell pick her favorite. Jimmy shell pick a favorite yes, she will we thought we would do a little taste tournament here for the tonight show. Jimmy yes. We are very excited about this what do we have to do . [ applause ] all right so, for the first round. Lets see ellie. Can you sit . Good girl. Im going to let her taste watermelon and string cheese jimmy which one will she pick which one will she choose . Watermelon or string cheese . I think string cheese. All right so, ellie. First you have to taste it good taste can you taste the watermelon good taste all right, which one take it. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause i love this. I love this. This is great. I could do this all night. What is this one so now we have a carrot and a strawberry jimmy oh, im going to say carrot on this one all right going carrot all right. Taste it jimmy taste it first just taste it good girl. All right. Which one . Take it. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause two for two. Two for two jimmy take this dog on the road make some money over here all right. Now, this is this is the finale right here. This will be the championship yep. Jimmy so, its carrot versus string cheese thats right. All right ellie. Jimmy ellie, you can do this ellie, just taste jimmy just taste girl. Jimmy just taste ellie, just taste. Oh, my gosh. She wont even taste it. Good girl jimmy shes staring at the cheese like its a cat playing a guitar you know what you want to do, ellie. Ellie, ready . You want to say it say, take it jimmy take it. Yeah [ cheers and applause everyone come back over here im so happy to have you here. And please come back when leo is ready to play guitar. Thank you so much to all the talented pets over here. If you have a pet thats very talented, why dont you go to tonightshow. Com whyisyourpetbete submit your pet. Stick around, well be back with chance the rapper, everybody. [ cheers and applause hey alexa, whats that show that has Steve Buscemi on it i know about 81 Steve Buscemi tv shows including rick and morty the simpsons the sopranos boardwalk empire [ ding ] [ cheers and applause is a lr. 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