Theyre so funny and timely. Next monday . Monday. I cant wait. Thanks for joining us tonight. Hope you have a great day tomorrow. Byebye. [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests post malone, howie mandel musical guest, arcade fire and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1652 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Come on. [ cheers and applause thats a crowd that is a crowd right there, a a great new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everyone youre here, you made it [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home lets get to some news well guys, last night in chicago, President Biden spoke at a fundraiser, and he decided to kick it off with a shoutout to his home state of delaware. Lets see that one is delaware in the house . Anybody from delaware . Hollar loudly, man [ laughter ] jimmy thats the equivalent of a drummer tossing his drumsticks into the crowd and then hearing them hit the ground, like, click, click, click. [ light laughter ] yeah, exactly. Is delaware in the is delaware in the house steve oh [ light laughter ] jimmy who is he, d. J. Jazzy scooter . [ light laughter ] but today biden is back in washington where he hosted a cohosted a virtual covid summit and the fact that the summit was held virtually pretty much tells you how were doing in the fight against covid. [ laughter ] the u. S. Cohosted a summit with germany, indonesia, senegal, and belize. Good, all the heavy hitters are in on this [ laughter ] but biden is serious about tackling the pandemic, thats why today he announced the new head of his covid taskforce, patti lupone [ laughter ] thats why youre in the theater. That is the rule if you dont want to follow the rule, get the [ bleep ] out steve oh [ cheers and applause yeah hey, listen to this guys, moderna has fired their new cfo after just one day on the job. Yep, they thought he was moderna quality, but it turns out he was more Johnson Johnson material [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] fired on day one he basically walked in with a box of his things, and just turned around and walked out [ laughter ] at his farewell party, he was like, i really enjoyed the 27 minutes i spent with all of you. Apparently the boss walked in on him lying back in his chair, tossing syringes up, trying to get them stuck in the ceiling. [ light laughter ] his Linkedin Profile now says, start date, may 9th, 2022 end date, lunchtime. [ laughter ] hey, guys, this is big astronomers just revealed the first image of a black hole the black hole in the center of our galaxy look at this, check this out yeah thats either a black hole, or someone ate a cheeto and touched the telescope lens [ laughter ] well guys, its been a rough week for the stock market. And i saw that apple stock is down almost 10 . Yeah, theyre getting hit hard, so i thought maybe id check in with siri to see how its going. Hey siri, are you there . Why dont you go ask that bitch alexa. [ laughter ] steve whoa jimmy caught you at a bad time steve wow. Jimmy meanwhile, i read that party citys stock has crashed, because they had to pay so much more for the helium in their balloons. Yeah we actually have footage of the meeting they had earlier today look at this dale, have you seen the latest revenue projections i have, doug, and even though this is party city, these numbers do not make me want to party. Yeah. This is what happens to your business with inflation. We knew this could happen with the supply chain now, i was hoping we could squeak by. [ light laughter ] well, it was a good run while it lasted. Im gonna miss you, bro no, dont [ explosion [ cheers and applause jimmy thats the [ laughter ] steve its not hydrogen jimmy what what dont you understand [ laughter ] steve two guys are talking jimmy thats understandable steve right. Both in blond wigs jimmy no, no, no, thats real hair. Steve oh, thats real hair, okay and then they have helium, so theyre talking high jimmy its party city, dude steve then we cut to them, apparently their voices are low. And helium, a nonflammable gas, bursts into flame [ laughter ] thats all thats all i love it. I love it. 110, man ill be honest, 110. Jimmy who knows what else is in that office . Who knows . Steve right. No one else is gonna its party city, man. Jimmy yeah, its not going well over there. Steve no, not well at all. Jimmy not well at all. Some more business news, guys, nike has accused the retail website stockx of selling counterfeit versions of their shoes. Steve what ooh. Jimmy yep, apparently people were angry that they dropped 300 on air gordons. [ laughter ] yeah, counterfeit nikes. Stockx was like, if you have a problem, talk to our Brand Ambassador lejron brames. [ laughter ] look lejron steve yes. Jimmy meanwhile, skechers is like, how come no one ever counterfeits us . [ laughter ] you know who else sells counterfeit nikes . Adidas steve ooh. Jimmy yeah, i said it. [ audience ohs ] steve ooh. Jimmy yeah, i said it. Steve wow. [ light laughter ] jimmy im going to miss you, dude. [ light laughter ] hey, i read that several wineries are now struggling due to rising cost in cork shortages. Well, we asked a few wine vintners about the issues, and heres what they had to say. First up, the vintner of this wine said, yes, it has definitely been a rough time for our vineyard. Next vintner of this next wine said, were concerned, but our unique blends are worth the extra cost. And finall t vintner of the Barefoot Wine said, listen, yall we aint gonna lie, were friggin killin it. And its not just sloppy brida showers, everyone loves our three unique flavors white, pink, and purple [ laughter ] people buy wine cause of the label, and ours has a foot on it. [ laughter ] and thats how you know our drank is tight. [ applause ] im happy. Good for them. Theyre killing it some more entertainment news, a lot of fans are theorizing that this friday taylor swift is going to drop 1989 taylors version , and could also release [ cheers ] could also release speak now taylors version , on the same day [ cheers ] tariq yeah but, how do you know that . Isnt that just a rumor . Jimmy the clues are everywhere, tariq. [ light laughter ] tariq what clues jimmy okay, so in taylors last music video, for the red taylors version bonus track, i bet you think its about me, theres a wedding cake and on the cake there are numbers 13 and 26. Follow tariq yeah, no [ light laughter ] jimmy red taylors version was taylor most recent rerelease. 13 is taylors favorite number, and this friday, may 13th is 26 weeks from the release date of red taylors version . Tariq okay, well, i guess jimmy also, if you look at taylors official store, signed cd copies of fearless taylors version are currently on sale for 19. 89 get it 1989, 1989 tariq all right, well youre probably jimmy but also, red taylors version was listed on sale on her store for 20. 10, in purple text tariq and that means what . Jimmy are you even listening . [ light laughter ] the original speak now was released in 2010, and the cover of that album shes wearing a purple dress purple, 2010, 20. 10 [ light laughter ] and six days ago, after dropping her newest single, this love taylors version , which is a song originally from 1989, she wrote on instagram that she, quote, reliving the 1989 tour. But she also put out a bunch of merch called the old taylor collection that features clothes referencing both 1989 and speak now. I mean, it cant be any more obvious. [ cheers and applause tariq you you know youre 47yearsold, right [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, but im 47, jimmys version. [ cheers and applause tariq you said it. Jimmy yeah, i said it. [ laughter ] jimmy hey guys, i saw that the megamillions lottery had to suspend payments for a a 86 million jackpot, because of a pretty costly mistake during tuesdays drawing listen to this if you bought a megamillions ticket for tuesdays drawing, you may want to check your numbers again. Megamillions says the host called out the wrong number for the megaball during the live drawing. He said it was a six, when it was actually a nine. [ audience oohs jimmy i feel like the only thing that job requires is knowing the difference between sixes and nines. [ laughter ] can you hold a pingpong ball . [ light laughter ] steve no. Jimmy all right, well make it easy well just put it in a plastic tube its all good. Steve nine jimmy yeah the guy who thought he won went to his boss, like, first, id like to apologize what i suggested you do to yourself. [ laughter ] well, this is wild, a woman in indiana was having a tree removed from her backyard when something went wrong look at this [ audience ohs ] oh oh jimmy whoa that supposed to happen [ laughter ] jimmy did they really just ask if thats supposed to happen . [ light laughter ] the truck driver was like, uh, yeah, all good, yeah, everything as planned, thats perfect. [ laughter ] yeah, thats normal. Thats supposed to happen, removing a tree should look like the opening scene of a fast and furious movie [ laughter ] and finally, its time for tonight show hashtags, guys, here we go [ cheers and applause Hashtag Hashtags [ cheers and applause jimmy now, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic so, since were headed into prom season, i sent out the hashtag promfail, and i asked you guys to share some funny or weird things that happened at your prom. Within minutes it was a trending topic, so thank you for playing along. [ cheers and applause and now, i thought id share some of my favorite promfail tweets from you guys this first one is from jend7512, she says the background for the prom photos was solid black, so me in my black dress, and my date in his black tux, were basically floating heads and hands. [ laughter and applause sounds cool. Steve that sounds cool jimmy next ones from alliallialli33. She says, the dj had his iphone connected to his laptop and wouldnt turn off notification settings. Every time he got a text, we heard a ding on the dance floor. [ laughter and applause boop next one is from bohobeau she says i told my date i was wearing a red dress and told him to plan his outfit accordingly. He decided to wear a yellow suit. [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy we looked like ketchup and mustard. [ laughter ] everyone kept calling us the condiment couple. steve oh [ applause ] steve use a condiment, everybody, use a condiment [ laughter ] jimmy next one is from claydoughrocks. He says, my girlfriend and i broke up right before my senior prom she ended up not going at all, so when we won queen and king, my friend just yelled out, thats one lonely castle [ laughter and applause its a good joke steve oh, why . Why . [ laughter ] why would he do that jimmy this next one is from saiyanabrief. She says, a bunch of girls in my class all got super puffy, super expensive dresses from the same place by the end of the night they were stuck sitting together cause their dresses were all falling apart. Meanwhile, 18 years later, i still have my maybe 200 dress. Oh. Jimmy hm wow that one just steve like bragging. [ laughter ] jimmy people did not enjoy steve i dont think they i dont think they liked that. Jimmy i think the audience loved that one steve you think so do you really . Oh, because you think they were wrapped with attention they didnt make any noise [ laughter ] so they like jimmy yeah, they took it, they go like steve they took it in. Jimmy yeah steve then they went, wow. [ laughter ] she still has her 200 dress. Jimmy yeah yeah steve thats really a prom win. Jimmy yeah, not a prom fail steve and all these other losers [ talking over each other jimmy relate to it steve right. Jimmy i can relate to it, because i had to buy that expensive dress steve right. Jimmy and i kept that dress, but you can never wear it again steve right. But she still has her 200 dress [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other in the faces. Jimmy shes just saying, like, as a joke. Like, its a joke. Steve you think it was a a joke jimmy it doesnt really steve but dont jokes elicit laughter from people . [ laughter ] like, when i was i was listening jimmy not necessarily. Steve i was listening to you jimmy not necessarily. You heard me, when steve i heard you say it, and then i heard the audience all right, my friends in the audience, not respond at all, cause theyre going like [ laughter ] hmm. I wish, can we replay that can we replay that jimmy no, no, i dont want to replay it steve lets just see it. Lets just see it real quick can we see it real quick jimmy she says a bunch of girls in my class all got super puffy, super expensive dresses from the same place. By the end of the night they were stuck sitting together cause their dresses were all falling apart. Meanwhile, 18 years later, i still have my maybe 200 dress. Oh. Jimmy hm wow, that one just steve ragged [ laughter ] i heard a couple, oh. [ laughter ] jimmy it wasnt complete silence. Steve no, it was not complete silence it was like, oh. [ laughter ] steve or jimmy anyone here from delaware . Steve yeah [ laughter and applause jimmy there you go i heard that well this last one here is from lmhksu. She says, my daughter and her friends thought it would be fun to take pictures in the rainforest at our zoo. This is the moment a bird decided to fly right at them. [ audience ohs ] look at this look at zoom in hey [ laughter ] those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of my favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags [ cheers and applause we have a great show tonight post malone is here [ cheers and applause howie mandel is here [ cheers and applause and we got great music from arcade fire [ cheers and applause stick around, were playing a new game with post malone when we come back. Come on, everybody [ cheers and applause [ indiscernible youre good at this game, jimmy insurance and i saved hundreds. With the money i saved, i started a dog walking business. I was a bit nervous at first but then i figured its just walking, right . [dog barks] oh. No its just a bunny calm down taco. Sit duchess. Stop sesame no no. Archie walter dont, no, ahhhh. Ahhhhh youre lucky youre so cute. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. If youre making a todo list today. Make it easy on yourself. Just write down, reeses. Then write down, eat them. And then, youre kinda done for the day. 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Please welcome, post malone [ cheers and applause i missed you, dude i missed you too, jimmy jimmy i missed you, bud. Come on. Thats my dude, right there, post malone. [ cheers and applause thats my man. Come on, bud how you doing, bud jimmy thanks for being here post, were going to play a game called point turn sip. You got it. Jimmy here we go point turn sip point turn and sip jimmy all right. Basically its a game people play on tiktok its a drinking game where i either swipe left, right, up, or down. And you move your head left, right, up, or down if we match, you drink if we dont, i drink okay, were going to sip beers and since youre a Brand Ambassador, whoever takes more sips each round gets to do a a shot of jaeger what . Jimmy yeah, a little jaeger, right there. Okay, here we go lets start this im going to go first. Okay okay. Jimmy lets get into the position right here. Okay. Jimmy all right, roots whenever youre ready. And im trying to match where youre going jimmy youre trying to not match. Not match jimmy not match. Okay. Jimmy ready . [ laughter ] ive already won [ laughter ] no youre good at this game, jimmy. [ buzzer ] jimmy fantastic. All right, 22 all right, thats pretty good jimmy thats not bad [ cheers and applause time out. Thats not you see whats up jimmy well, i should do a shot i forgot i have to do this wait oh, wait. We both get to do it jimmy oh, we tied. Hey, all right. Jimmy good to see you, bud yeah, we did [ cheers and applause jimmy woohoo. Woof woof. All right, here we go bud. You got it jimmy. Jimmy next round, its up to you, bud. All right, here we go. You do it. [ laughter ] there it is [ laughter ] jimmy dude you drink. Oh, sorry. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] jimmy im going to have to do a drink i was dancing i was jimmy yeah, i was into the groove right there did i get the lead there yeah, i think i won that one. So, you take the shot, bud oh, i forgot to sip, too. Jimmy yeah, you forgot the sip and the shot there you go thats for you, bud. Youre good at this game. Jimmy thank you. Im pretty much a pro, yeah. [ laughter ] [ air horn ] do you know what the air horn means . Of course jimmy party, first of all. Party somewhere. Jimmy it also means its time for the bonus round [ laughter ] of course jimmy yeah all right, for this last round, were going to up the stakes and were going to do alternate pointing and head turning as fast as we can all right jimmy i feel like im going to do a lot of drinking here all right. First of all, i want to say i love you [ laughter ] youre my favorite dude. You my favorite i love you too man. [ drunken babbling ] jimmy all right, here we go ill point first roots, whenever youre ready [ cheers ] jimmy wait, what am i doing . Ah, okay. [ buzzer ] jimmy i won, yes what the hell [ cheers and applause jimmy thats exactly the way to do it how did i do it like that . Whats going on here . Jimmy that was for you, bud. Jimmy was so quick to push this right up in front of me he goes, dont forget about this, man. Jimmy ill do one, ill do one. I know ill do one with you just cause its good to see you. [ cheers and applause post malone right there. I love a good jaegermeister. Stick around with more post, after the break. Stick around, come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause i got this 1,000 camera for only 41 on dealdash. Dealdash. Com, online auctions since 2009. This playstation 5 sold for only 50 cents. This ipad pro sold for less than 34. And this nintendo switch, sold for less than 20. I got this kitchenaid stand mixer for only 56. I got this bbq smoker for 26 bucks. And shipping is always free. Go to dealdash. Com right now and see how muc