Through monday. The other thing here on saturday morning, can hover between one to 2000 feet at time [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests kate winslet robin wright musical guest, maya hawke. And featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1929 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. Thats a hot crowd thats a great crowd out there welcome. Thank you for being here enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you for watching [ cheers and applause well, guys, today in washington, President Biden had his annual physical exam [ laughter ] or as my writers call it, christmas. [ cheers and applause jimmy thats right thats right this morning, biden went to Walter Reed Medical Center for his yearly physical. The good news is biden is doing great. However, the doctor who examined him hasnt blinked in seven hours. [ laughter ] yeah, the exam was important although, bringing biden in for a physical is kind of like bringing your iphone 3 to the genius bar [ laughter ] i guess we can look at it theres not much we can do with this thing. [ laughter ] but things got off to a bit of a rough start when biden took off his pants and the nurse said, sir, this is the waiting room [ laughter ] i mean, wait till you get inside. Once biden made it in, the doctor was like, who gave him anesthesia . The nurses said, no, thats just how he is. [ laughter ] but the president is actually in fantastic shape apparently he wanders 10,000 steps a day which is nice to hear. [ laughter ] 10,000 a day [ applause ] isnt that amazing [ cheers and applause it wasnt all great news for biden. Unfortunately, they gave him a a colonoscopy and found several more classified documents. [ laughter ] thats unfortunate thats right biden had his physical, and while im sure his doctors were very thorough, i wanted to ask some followup questions myself so if you dont mind, were going to talk to him right now mr. President , thank you for doing this to begin, can you please turn and cough. [ cough [ laughter ] all right. Thank you very much. Lets do a quick vision test okay can you read these letters top to bottom . I cant quite see what i cant jimmy you know what, forget it forget it. Its fine. Dont worry about that real quick, what is your typical resting heart rate two [ laughter ] jimmy okay, thats pretty low. Thats pretty low. Moving on, what did the doctor say when he finished your colonoscopy . That tunnel is 150 years old. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, well, thats interesting i dont know if thats steve wow. Jimmy well, now, how many hours of sleep are you getting a night . Eight hours jimmy okay, thats good. And how many hours of sleep are you getting during the day eight hours [ laughter ] jimmy okay, now, what have you been wearing to bed to avoid those frequent trips to the bathroom depends [ laughter ] jimmy now, sometimes a a doctor will say someones as strong as an ox. What did yours compares to you a 52, little irish lady jimmy okay, thats [ laughter ] finally mr. President were going to do a stress test. Okay can you start running some stairs [ laughter ] all right. You know what, hey, never mind, never mind thank you very much. Sorry to bother you, sir thank you. [ applause ] well, some more big news from washington today Mitch Mcconnell announced hes stepping down as the Senate Republican leader this november [ cheers and applause jimmy when the news broke, my writers were like, oh my god, its double christmas. [ laughter ] yep, after nearly two decades as the republican leader of the senate, mcconnell is stepping down mcconnell just turned 82, so that can only mean one thing hes running for president [ laughter ] thats right mcconnell actually joined the senate in 1985 can we see him back then oh, he looked cool [ laughter ] mcconnell said that its time for the next generation of leadership then he looked around the senate and realized the next generation is 75 [ laughter ] well, guys were a few days away from a potential government shutdown. Its unclear if congress can pass a spending bill on time, and now several members of congress are speaking up about it for example, senator rand paul said, we need to get this done already. The constant fighting is getting old, man. Then congressman jack bergman said, did someone say old man sorry, i thought you were talking about me anyway, we need people on both sides of the aisle to lend an ear. Then senator ted budd said, did someone say lend an ear sorry, i thought you were talking about me anyway, our Approval Rating is low and we need to get it up. Then congresswoman Frederica Wilson said, did someone say giddy up anyway, this whole thing makes me feel like im about to cry. And congressman max miller said, did someone say about to cry . Anyway, i think all of us are feeling stretched thin. Then congressman David Kustoff said, did someone say stretched thin anyway, were already dealing with so much, lets not throw more chaos on top. Then congressman Shri Thanedar said, did someone say chaos on top . Anyway, the threats from republicans are totally toothless. Then congressman bob latta said, did someone say totally toothless . Anyway, when it comes to our position, we need to be bold, frank and stern. Then senator John Fetterman said, did someone say bald frankenstein [ laughter ] anyway, we need to get this done, or well regret it and bicker. Then congressman Patrick Mchenry said, did someone say Orville Redenbacher anyway, look, we really need to be in sync here. And finally senator rand paul said, did someone say nsync hair . [ laughter ] its just interesting. They just need to talk to each other. [ cheers and applause the whole thing. The whole thing. Wow. Wow. Some Business News elon musk said that the new tesla roadster will be able to go 0 to 60 in less than a second [ audience oohs i guess this is good im not sure i need to break the sound barrier just going to walgreens. [ laughter ] but its fun, when you step out of the car, you just look like bidens doctor you go [ light laughter ] well, guys, everyone loves tiktok but sometimes you just want to skip the boring parts of the video and get right to the good part. Am i right for instance, if youre watching the video you can skip this part. Yeah, and you go right to this part hello, sir. [ screams and laughter ] jimmy see what i mean . See what im saying . Hello there. Heres another example you can skip this part yeah, and go right to this part steve oh, yeah [ laughter ] jimmy next, you can skip this part. No, you have no idea [ laughter ] you think you have an idea, but you dont. You can skip that part and go right to this. [ laughter ] what come on. What steve come on. Come on. Theyre rented pants jimmy oh my god. Oh you can also skip this part. And go right to this part. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] jimmy sorry, mom. And finally, you can skip this part oh, my god. Look at this [ bleep ], baby jimmy and go right to this easy. Easy [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] jimmy that stings. Well, switching gears. Today, netflix released new episodes of love is blind. [ cheers ] i love it. One of the most dramatic scenes was a big confrontation between chelsea and jimmy. Now, if you missed it, dont worry, because here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show are the roots own, tariq and questlove [ cheers and applause tariq thanks, jimmy. Tonight ill be playing the role of chelsea, a 30yearold Flight Attendant from north carolina, who is confronting jimmy for going out too much questlove and ill be playing jimmy, a 27yearold Software Salesman from north carolina, who is getting confronted by chelsea for going out too much jimmy all right. Whenever youre ready. Tariq girls from the pods said, hey, your mans is out where were you . They saw you out mackenzie saw you. Questlove why are you hammering me on that tariq because, like, i dont want to be with someone who wants to go out and party. Questlove baby, i drove there, i had one drink, i came home tariq but is that something i want to deal with . [ laughter ] questlove i like to go out and have drinks, socially. Tariq who were you with last night who were you with last night [ laughter ] questlove oh, my god, im not going to sit here and talk to you about this. Tariq who were you with last night [ laughter ] questlove i was with eight Fraternity Brothers and two of their girlfriends. Tariq well, i heard from other people that you were not with just Fraternity Brothers. I heard you were with jess questlove i was not with jess i swear to god i was not with jess i think youre insecure about the whole jess thing tariq really questlove youre bringing up jess and mackenzie. And i didnt see mackenzie and i damn sure didnt see jess i dont have a physical relationship with either of them tariq you do, though you effing do. You told me you effed her. I dont give an eff. But, i know you effed her, and you told me that [ laughter ] questlove because i want you to trust me. Tariq and i do but youre not single jimmy anymore. Youre not [ cheers and applause jimmy questlove and tariq, everyone, right there. Questlove and tariq. [ cheers and applause that was acting at its finest. Thats it. Thank you, questlove, tariq. Thank you very much. Thank you. [ applause ] thank you very much. Thank you very much. And finally and finally, a woman in california allegedly stole an idling amazon delivery van because she was in a rush to get home. And now shes expected to arrive in prison in one to two business days. We have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you, guys. Hey, guys, we had some sad news today. We just found out that Richard Lewis passed away. [ audience aws ] and he was a good friend of the show, a great guest. I think that he was one of the greatest comedians to ever do it if you get a chance, go on youtube and watch some of his stuff. He was unbelievable. I used to impersonate him all the time he was a good friend would send me things his hbo specials, his whole character and walking and im doomed. Did you ever see the hbo special, im doomed . Steve yeah jimmy he would be a hypochondriac. Hed be just so upset about everything the special he did was great that he went to the hospital because he had a thought he had a heart attack or something. He didnt, you know. And he was like, this is terrible, doctor, hes complaining. And the nurse goes, im sorry mr. Lewis, someone is here to visit you, your biggest fan. And he goes, i dont really she goes, its your biggest fan. And a contortionist walks in [ laughter ] its so funny. Yeah, and you might know him also from curb your enthusiasm. He was fantastic i just think hes [ applause ] one of the greatest to ever do it our thoughts are with his family and friends were going to miss you, Richard Lewis. [ applause ] guys, we have a great show tonight. Shes an oscar, emmy, grammy and golden globe winner who stars in the new hbo series, the regime, which premieres this sunday at 9 00 p. M. Kate winslet is here tonight [ cheers and applause she is a talented actor and director who stars in the new movie damsel, which starts streaming next friday on netflix. Robin wright is here [ cheers and applause and we got great music tonight from maya hawke. [ cheers and applause stick around well be right back with more tonight show everybody come on back [ cheers and applause jimmy for instance, there was that one guy who was having a pretty crazy 24 hours. He moved out of his childhood bedroom at his parents house, and directly into his parents basement i love your dress. Oh thanks i splurged a little because Liberty Mutual customized my Car Insurance and i saved hundreds. Thats great. I know, right . Ive been telling everyone. Baby liberty. Did you hear that . Ty just said her first word. Can you say mama . Baby liberty. Can you say auntie . Baby liberty. How many people did you tell . Only pay for what you need. Jingle liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Baby liberty. 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Next Generation Veteran Fund is responsible for the content of this ad. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody thanks for being here tonight. Guys, im obsessed with documentaries. Do you love documentaries . Arent they great . [ cheers and applause i love true crime, i love history, sports, i love them all. And thats why im excited to share some big news. A documentary has been made about this show. [ applause ] no, im not talking about the tonight show. Im talking about tonights show [ light laughter ] specifically, all of you, the audience theres so many [ cheers and applause theres so many notable people here tonight they made a a documentary about it here, check out the tonight show audience a look behind the laughs. [ applause ] jimmy from the moment the show started, i knew something felt different i mean, you got to remember, to get so many memorable people in one audience is unheard of but this was hands down the greatest crowd to ever be assembled. [ cheers and applause tariq i mean, you got the 2003 new england patriots. You got the original lineup from menudo. And then youve got that audience [ cheers and applause steve it was a real whos who, you know . Ill never forget em. Jimmy for instance, there was that one guy who was having a pretty crazy 24 hours. Yesterday he took a huge [ light laughter ] took a huge life step he moved out of his childhood bedroom at his parents house, and directly into his parents basement [ cheers and applause tariq and there was that one guy in the corner, so inspiring. He figured out one of the greatest life hacks of all time he couldnt grow an actual mustache, so he just taped some dust and barbie hair to his upper lip and no one can tell. [ applause ] steve and then there was that one couple, they met on love is blind. [ light laughter ] and they could not have been happier. They were super, super happy jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause then there was that there was that one group not only were they college besties, but they could choreograph a dance routine to any beat on the fly. Like, any beat [ cheers and applause they even stood up and did it again. [ cheers and applause yeah steve there was that one guy, he was a medical mystery. Doctors cant figure out why, but he smoked a joint three years ago that made him permanently high [ laughter and applause jimmy and then there was that one guy, he was just classic. Hes a National Hero [ cheers and applause he he started the movement for free guac at chipotle. [ cheers and applause when the audience found out they gave him a standing ovation. [ cheers and applause he even gave himself a standing ovation. And eventually everyone sat back down. [ light laughter ] but they were so impressed he gave himself a standing ovation that they stood up, and gave another standing ovation [ cheers and applause ill never forget that audience the greatest that there ever was. [ cheers and applause wow, really powerful stuff well be right back with kate winslet, everybody. [ cheers and applause jimmy i was talking about you a couple months ago. I was where i was talking to howard stern with Robert Downey jr. , and we were talking about how we auditioned for your beloved film, the holiday. Correct this is a really real story, which i remember extremely well jimmy do you remember it i really do so [cars honking] im a guy who lost a bet. And my dignity. Get out of the way as if watching my team lose wasnt punishment enough. What are you looking at huh. Its a one speed. Hahaha. Hahaha. And if you have cut rate Car Insurance, odds are youll be paying for that yourself. So, get allstate and be better protected from mayhem. Like me. 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