Rid of those 60s. It will be really nice. All right. Looking forward [ cheers and applause ] steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests chris pratt, erin andrews and Charissa Thompson, musical guest, the red clay strays, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 1980 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] yes thank you for being here. [ military chant ] oh, welcome. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] well, everyone, im very excited about this. It is fleet week here in new york city, and tonight, our entire audience is filled with Service Members of the u. S. Military [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god. Looks great. U. S. Military. Growing up, i thought i was destined to be in the military, cause my teachers called me major disappointment. [ laughter ] and yeah. How about a special round of applause for the navy and coast guard . [ cheers and applause ] when it comes when it comes to being on ships, the only braver people i know are the ones who keep boarding carnival cruises. [ laughter ] i mean, whats wrong with those people . Also special shout out to the army, marines, and air force. [ cheers and applause ] when it comes to being on planes, the only braver people i know are the ones who keep flying spirit airlines. [ laughter ] like, whats wrong with you . Thats right, we have Service Members from the army, navy, marines, air force, coast guard, and for the first time ever, the space force. [ cheers and applause ] and i just want to say, i just want to thank you for your months of service. Thank you so much. [ laughter ] of course, fleet week kicked off yesterday here in new york city with the parade of ships, and it ends tuesday when all the bartenders wave a a white flag. [ laughter ] theyre like, weve had enough thats right, we just had the parade of ships, and two of the navy ships sailed here all the way here from new jersey. [ laughter ] thats true. Yeah, you can tell which ships are from new jersey, their anchor is just a guy tied to a a cinder block. [ laughter ] its like, you shouldnt have ratted. Guys, listen to this, i read that on saturday President Biden will deliver the graduation commencement speech at west point. Yeah, and good news, he should be finished by the fourth of july. [ light laughter ] right now, west point cadets are like, [ deep breath ] this is what we trained for. This is what [ light laughter ] speaking of biden, today during a press conference at the white house, some reporters stood up to ask him questions, and biden looked pretty surprised. Watch this. So people can grow. Thats what its about. [ talking over each other ] whoa [ laughter ] jimmy first of all, great reflexes. [ laughter ] second of all, lets not maybe jump scare an 81yearold president , okay . [ laughter ] well, some big financial news, this week the stock market hit another alltime high. Yeah, a lot of companies are doing well right now, and we thought wed take a look at why. For instance, elmers stock is up because boeing is using their glue to repair their planes. [ laughter and applause ] that should be good, lets take off. Next up, kfc stock is up because people think buying food from Colonel Sanders counts as supporting the troops. [ laughter ] kind of real. [ scattered applause ] heres another one, sharpie stock is up because after lighting the grill this weekend, your dads gonna need new eyebrows. [ light laughter ] next up, dennys stock is up because you cant unsee what youve seen at waffle house. [ laughter ] and finally cinnabon stock is up, because ozempic may have won the battle, but they havent won the war. [ cheers and applause ] you still eat cinnabons are good. Cinnabons are good. Well, switching gears, today, a a new airline for dogs called bark air took its first flight from new york to l. A. Yeah, the flights take a little longer cause the plane has to do three circles before it lands. [ laughter ] some entertainment news, hulu is launching a new reality dating show called virgin island, which will follow a group of virgins who are looking for love. Yeah, its crazy, i cant believe a whole show about i cant do this, the space force is actually here tonight, so we cant [ laughter and ohs ] im sorry, i apologize. [ laughter and applause ] im sorry, i apologize. I didnt write that. I cant do that. Theyre actually here tonight. Thats terrible. Thats a terrible joke steve thats incredibly rude jimmy you guys are from space force . Whos space force . Yeah. Come here, would you like to read that joke . Yeah, come on. [ cheers and applause ] here you go. Youre in space force, come on over. Hit this monologue mark, and just yeah, just read that. Whats your name, first off . Daniel. Jimmy daniel, whats your job . Satellite controller. Jimmy hey, welcome to the show. Im so thank you for your service. There you go, right there. [ light laughter ] just read that cue card there and see how you do. Some entertaining news, hulu is launching a new reality dating show called virgin island, which will follow a group of virgins who are looking for love. Wow, thats crazy, a whole show about the space force. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you for [ applause ] nailed it, nailed it yeah. That was almost too real. [ laughter ] well, guys, im very excited. The nhl playoffs are really starting to heat up, and there are just four teams left playing to see who can win the stanley cup. We have our new york rangers taking on the Florida Panthers, and the dallas stars going up against the Edmonton Oilers. Now, as you know, at the end of every season they give out awards like most valuable player, but they also give out awards during the playoffs. Steve really . Jimmy ill show you what i mean. Its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives jimmy our first player is from the dallas stars. Its chris tanev. Yep, he was voted most likely to floss with a pool noodle. [ laughter ] next up from the Edmonton Oilers is troy stecher. He was voted most likely voted to say, youre wearing that . to your Anniversary Dinner at chilis. [ laughter ] next up from the Florida Panthers is evan rodrigues. He was voted most likely to be watching a thirdrate magician hit on his mom. [ audience ohs ] what . Steve thats an award . Jimmy they give that award out, yeah, i dont know. Next up from the stars is radek faksa. He was voted most likely to have a tiny elevator in his head that lowers ideas down to his mouth. [ laughter ] a tall head. Next up from the new york rangers is filip chytil. He was voted most likely to be an additional property brother they dont talk about. [ laughter ] and finally, from the rangers is kaapo kakko. He was voted most likely to be named after a discontinued ikea toilet. [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. Those are your superlatives. Good luck to everyone out there. And finally, guys, were so excited to have you all here for fleet week. Its a busy week for a lot of you. In fact, i thought itd be helpful if i ran through your schedule right now. Wednesday sail in thursday fun friday bar crawl saturday wake up at 1 00 see the yankees yell at ump norovirus bubba gump take the subway big regret you just sat in something wet [ light laughter ] challenge coins anchor tats buy some pizza feed a rat tour intrepid navy band karaoke one night stand free drink free drink every night spilling jager on your whites free drink free drink let em flow get in fistfight with elmo [ laughter ] do a keg stand getting cray spot your c. O. Run away [ laughter ] meet a stranger try to flirt volleyball without a shirt yeah army navy and marines air force coast guard on the scene every fleet week what a sight even space force got invited [ light laughter ] trip is over grab a cab crazy week you might have crabs one more free drink you deserve it we all thank you for your service [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Thats a great crowd we have tonight. Welcome to the show, everybody. As i mentioned before, it is fleet week here in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, our entire audience is made up of Service Members from the u. S. Coast guard, army, marines, air force, navy, and space force [ cheers and applause ] [ military chanting ] thank you for being here. Thank you for your service to our country. It is always an honor to have you all here. We do this weve done this probably almost 15 years . Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. We always love it. Its a great crowd, so thank you guys so much for being here. We have a great show for you tonight. Hes the star of blockbuster movie franchises like guardians of the galaxy and jurassic world. Hes now voicing garfield in the Garfield Movie, which hits theaters tomorrow. Chris pratt is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] thank you. No, hes not here no. Dont get up, dont get up. Hes not here now. [ light laughter ] hes eventually gonna be here, yeah. Theyre very [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] he got a standing ovation just now. No, theyre very polite, no. Hes on his way, hes on his way, yeah. Im just telling you whos on the show tonight. [ laughter ] actually, you can stand up for them if you want. They are fox nfl analysts, and their podcast calm down with erin and charissa is available everywhere now. Erin andrews and Charissa Thompson are joining us today [ cheers and applause ] love these guys. And weve got great music tonight, great band. We have red clay strays tonight. [ cheers and applause ] theyre great. Fantastic band. Everyone, its the end of the week, and thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. I check my inbox, return some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. And i was running a bit behind, so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you . [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . Wow. [ light laughter ] thank you, propane tanks, for always making me wonder, should i really be allowed to carry this when im six budweisers deep . [ applause ] i dont know if thats smart. Thank you, the few, the proud, for being the motto of the marines and also how paramount describes their subscribers. [ laughter and applause ] i got it. I have it, somewhere. Thank you, memorial day barbecues, for basically being half naked thanksgiving. [ laughter and applause ] put some shorts on. Jimmy thank you, Chris Hemsworth in furiosa, for looking like me after wifi goes out for five minutes. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, fire ants, for sounding like regular ants that are crushing it right now. [ laughter ] that is fire. That is fire, dude. Thank you, bridgerton, for being about a group of goodlooking people in fancy outfits hooking up as much as possible, or as we call that in new york, fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] there you have it, everybody. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with chris pratt come on back. [ cheers and applause ] [ air horn ] jimmy oh, speed here we go, speed round, go im gonna go hands. Jimmy youre gonna go hand . Gonna go hand. [ lasagna splatting ] jimmy youre just youre going hand . The hand. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, nice [ audience oohs ] [droids beeping] [loud indistinct chatter] [message received tone] i wanna see all my friends at once [find my chime] i wanna see all my friends at once [find my chime] [in unison] hey [thud] i wanna see all my friends at once [ upbeat music ] [singing] im returning for the candle drop. [singing] i just get a latte, pretend to shop. Feeling claritin clear is like. [cat meow] is she . Letting her imagination run wild even though she has allergies. Yeah. These days everyone is staring at screens, and watching their spending. Good vision is more important than ever, but so is saving. Thats why americas best includes a free eye exam when you buy two pairs of glasses for just 79. 95. Book an exam online today. I love your dress. Oh thanks i splurged a little because Liberty Mutual customized my Car Insurance and i saved hundreds. Thats great. I know, right . Ive been telling everyone. Baby liberty. Did you hear that . Ty just said her first word. Can you say mama . Baby liberty. Can you say auntie . Baby liberty. How many people did you tell . Only pay for what you need. Jingle liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Baby liberty. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our first guest from franchises like guardians of the galaxy and jurassic world. Now, he voices garfield in the Garfield Movie, which hits theaters tomorrow. Please welcome chris pratt [ cheers and applause ] jimmy chris pratt, welcome back to the show. Our audience is full of servicemen and women here. Fleet week here in new york city. Lets go jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] what a week to be here. This is great, man. Jimmy you played you played a few Different Military characters in the past. You were a navy seal in zero dark thirty. You have that, there. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you were a green beret in the tomorrow war, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you starred and produced the hit amazon series the terminal list where you play, again, a a navy seal, again. [ cheers and applause ] when you do projects like these, what kind of feedback do you get from the military community . And are you ready for some feedback tonight . [ laughter ] well, its funny. You know, first of all, i hope it comes through that the whole Creative Team behind the terminal list, and through these movies, we have the utmost respect for our men and women in our uniform. So, please, just like, im so plumped its fleet week. Give yourself a round of applause for having a great [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thatll make you feel good to see everybody out there. So good. I my hat is off to you. Everything i know about combat i learned from watching tv, and watching movies. And so, it was funny, cause my roommate, whos now my producing partner on the terminal list, a former navy seal, he used to pick things apart. And he would see things that i just didnt know that i didnt know. You know, like, i always assumed when something explodes behind you, you just walk away. [ laughter ] you dont even flinch. You know, like, everything i know is from watching it on screen. Jimmy rambo. So a big yeah, thats right, rambo. Jimmy yeah, you just walk away, yeah and so a big part of the terminal list was to really take the time. And it was hiring this trifecta of former spec op you know special operators to oversee all of the military action, to make sure that authenticity was the northstar. So, a lot of the times the feedback that ill get from, you know, people in uniform is theyll say, thank you for, like, caring enough to try to get it right. The Little Things that you and i might not notice, they notice when they watch these types of movies. And so its always like a feels like a pat on the back when i hear that from them. Jimmy besides just being a a busy actor, youre also a a very busy dad. Yeah. Jimmy whats happening with the fam . How old is everybody now . Two, three . Ive got an 11yearold son, and then i have a 3 1 2yearold daughter, and 2yearold daughter. We just celebrated two. Jimmy come on, oh, happy birthday. Thank you. Yeah, eloise just turned two. And you know you know, you have girls, its hard, man. And having children is hard. Amd my daughter likes to play this game with me called no [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. And its im not very good at the game. [ light laughter ] and she always wins, cause she says, no. Jimmy yeah. And i did not know you were allowed to say that to your parents. Like, i grew up never being able to say no to my parent. Jimmy no, yeah. I didnt if id have known back then what i know now, i wouldve said no a lot more. Jimmy yeah, no, you dont do that, yeah. But you the 3yearold or the 2 1 2yearold wrote yes, this is i sent you this picture. This is my 3 1 2yearold who wrote her sisters name, whos two. Eloise lyla wrote this. And katherine sent this to me just yesterday. And i was like, you gotta jimmy eloise is a tricky and its a beautiful name. Eloise is i did not know how to spell it until i saw this photo. [ light laughter ] yeah, lyla jimmy your own daughters name . Yeah, i did not. Jimmy good for you. I was like, theres no y . It made no sense. No, but yeah, but look at this. Eloise, she spelled that, and shes only 3 1 2yearsold. Jimmy thats not too shabby. Come on, give it up for give it up for lyla. Youre so smart, honey, i love you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you the are you the type of parents that keep all your kids artwork and everything . We yeah. I mean, we yes. Yeah, im a sentimental guy, and i like to keep everything. Ive always wanted to be the kind of guy who would keep everything, but im so disorganized. But thankfully katherine is so incredibly organized. And she she has and she gets it from her mom, cause her mom actually kept all of her things from when she was young. For example, the dress that my daughters were baptized in, is the same katherine wore when she was baptized. Jimmy wow. So, her mom keeps all of this stuff and now its filtering into our house. And its really kind of an amazing thing to be able to hold onto things. I think theres a certain limit to the amount of stuff that you should hold onto. Jimmy well, theres one photo that was posted on the internet that i thought was interesting. This is katherines old trophies. Yes. Let me yes. This one is for, uh [ light laughter ] like, most improved swimmer in and i think she was the only one in the class or something. [ laughter ] so, theres a lot of trophies where im like, do you need to keep all of this stuff . Jimmy you keep that trophy . Is that the one you need . Her mom did a great job of storing and organizing all this stuff, but then this stuff showed up at my house. And i was like, gosh, it is so amazing that your mom had this moment for you to see these things. Oh, man. All right, so, can we get rid of this [ bleep ] . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about the Garfield Movie. Congrats, this is a big weekend for you. Yes. Jimmy its gotta feel good to make a movie that your kids can see, and laugh at, and watch. Yeah, for sure, for sure. And its definitely a mo