Can i get you a drink . Name your poison. Dairy, it gives me terrible gas. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, weight botchers and real news tonight talks to South Carolina voters. Plus, stephen welcomes tyra banks and wildlife expert coyote peterson featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hi how are you . Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah hey happy friday. Audience Stephen StephenStephen Stephen. Stephen happy friday. Lets go into the weekend strong, everybody yes thank you cheers and applause hello, my friends. Amazing. What an amazing crowd. What an amazing city. What an amazing world. How great to be alive. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. With all the news about the coronavirus, i hope everyones doing everything they can to stay safe. If you need information about how to stay healthy, dont ask donald trump, because were learning more about the president s approach to wellness from former white house physician and man describing the size of trumps hoagie laughter ronny jackson. Dr. Ronny is evidently running for congress down in texas, and in a recent interview, he said one of his biggest regrets was not being able to establish the diet and exercise regimen he had planned for trump. Really . Thats the thing he regrets . laughter not being abusive to his colleagues or loosely handling prescription pain medications, or that one time he wrecked a government vehicle while drunk. Look, i dont know if hes qualified for congress, but hes definitely qualified for the supreme court. laughter applause now, jackson says now, jackson did have one strategy to keep trump healthy. Apparently he hid veggies in trumps mashed potatoes because nothing makes a paranoid tyrant feel secure like hiding stuff in his food. as trump jared, i need you to be my taster. I think someones trying to poison me with nutrients. Check your calendars its february 28, which means just one more shopping day in black history month. To celebrate, the Trump Campaign will be opening 15 Community Centers to reach black voters. Its run by a group called black voices for trump, which sounds surprising, because trump has a lot of African American support. For instance, theres this guy, the same guy at another rally, and the same guy again, all in different cities its like a wheres waldo, except much easier to pick out of a crowd. laughter applause now, this week cheers this week, the Campaign Launched a prototype of one of the Community Centers, and here it is. Its just stuff on a table, like a tshirt that says woke. Woke . At this point, thats getting a little dated. Not as bad as their other black outreach tshirt dynomite. laughter but trump clearly needs to do something, since more than eight in ten black americans say they believe trump is a racist. The other two are ben carson and kanye west. laughter applause democrats piano riff democrats are dealing with their own controversy specifically, Senate Minority leader, Chuck Schumer, seen here on the cover of his jazz album, the sultry senate. Apparently, the New York Post looked into schumers f. E. C. Filings and found the shocking news that he has spent 8,600 on cheesecakes in the past decade. Now, as scandals go, this one is pretty mild. And very creamy. laughter but senator schumer still addressed it at a press conference this week. I i give them as gifts. Stephen you heard him, Chuck Schumer bets with cheesecakes. Us i had rollers know this is extremely common. Who could forget this classic scene from Casino Royale . Raise. Raise. applause laughter laughter 14,500,000. laughter whoa thats a lot of cheesecake. Stephen fears fears of coronavirus cheers and applause i dont remember that last. Guy. I remember everything but that last guy. Fears of coronavirus are running high, and trump has been encouraging Government Employees to stay home by firing them for disloyalty. In fact, in the wake of trumps impeachment acquittal, the white house has created lists of disloyal officials. as trump im makin a list checkin it twice gonna fire you then eat a cake slice laughter applause so to handle the list applause so to handle the list schumer sent me cheese promotepe de mceee, andinructed n loyal to trump. A purge that sounds like the soviet union. Instead of red square, its orange blob. laughter to help him purge the disloyal, mcentee promptly hired james bacon, a 23yearold College Senior. as trump you had me at bacon. laughter applause now jon wow stephen a College Senior clearly, as long as youre blindly loyal, trump doesnt care about age or experience. Here to tell us more about the administrations new hiring and firing policy is white House Management director, kayla mckenzie. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having me, stephen. Stephen so, kayla director mckenzie. Stephen my apologies. Director mckenzie, what do you actually do there at the white house . My job is to cull the weak, stephen. Stephen really . How old are you . How dare you ask a woman her age. What else to expect from fake news cbs. Youre as bad as the never trumpers at nick jr. Stephen weve got a great show for you tonight. Tyra banks is here. But when we come back, our real news anchor goes to South Carolina to see what voters really think. 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Beautiful friday night. Happy friday. cheers and applause happy friday. Jon jon we in it. Stephen happy friday, my friend. Jon happy friday. Stephen do you have any plans for the weekend . Jon yeah, im judging a music contest. Stephen really . Jon yeah. Stephen who and what . Jon i cant say. Stephen well, then, why are you teasing me with that information, jon . Jon its what im doing this weekend. But i cant say what the contest is. Stephen okay, okay. Jon im contractually bound not to say. Stephen oh, wow jon yes. Stephen now i really want to know. Jon i can tell. Stephen im contractually bound to find out. Wow, yeah. Ask me what im doing . Jon what are you doing this weekend . Stephen none of your damn business, jon. Hows that feel . Hows that feel, jon . Im doing other things with other people who are paying me not to tell you. laughter i dont have any plans. laughter folks, tomorrow is the South Carolina democratic primary. To win, candidates have to get the support of black voters. And heres why they make up 60 of the democratic voters in the palmetto state. But trumps giving those democrats some competition, because hes already made this Campaign Promise were going to travel to every location across the country, to every community urban, rural and suburban and were going to campaign for every last African American vote in 2020. Stephen hes going for every African American vote in 2020. But hes got his work cut out for him, because back in 2016, he received only 8 of the black vote. Must be tough news for the president to hear. Fortunately, we have our own in house news team, real news tonight, who are dedicated to givingd trump only positive nhe wan thearanadnchor, is such a devoted supporter of the president , that he went down to South Carolina to see how great trump is doing in the democratic primary. Jim . The South Carolina democratic primary yuck. But i go where the news is, so im here in charleston to talk to voters, see what theyre thinking, maybe even bring some over to the winning team, team trump. In South Carolina, theres only one demographic that apparently matters black voters. So i found the perfect guy, the chairman of the South CarolinaRepublican Party minority outreach program. Leon winn. Donald trump, great president or greatest president . To me greatest. When it comes to the black greast president . Hes the what about lincoln . President lincoln freed the slaves in the south, but he kept slaves in the north. You gotta walk before you can run. Thats right. What is black voices for trump . Its just any organization that comes together in the voices of black people thats saying, i support the president of the united states. If you had to raise your voice and be a member of black voices of trump, what would that voice sound like, you know . If i was in black voices for trump, itd probably be like hip hop a hibby to the hibby. I love trump. Man, im in my 60s. Im past hip hop past hip hop . Im past it. Give me some gospel. I believe that trump is the best president you fin i believe and you that trump is the best and you actually the greatest the greatest presiden better than lincoln what do you think . Pretty good. I wouldnt pay for it. laughter now in your bio, it says that you used to be a police you used to be a Police Officer. Yes. With the columbia, South Carolina, police force. First of all, blue lives matter. Highfive. All right. How long were you a Police Officer . In columbia, about two and a half years, if i remember correctly. So youve been a police. Officer. A used car salesman you do. Right now, youre a pastor. Yeah, im a retired cosmetologist. Yeah . In your professional cosmetology opinion, um, what color is trumps face . laughter applause hunh. Inspired, i set out to connect with more African Americans who love trump, my people. President trump has made a vow that hes going to win every single African American vote in 2020. What can we do to make that happen . Is he going to get your vote l,otoingo geguote lyorimo get the black vote are you calling the president a liar . Oh, yeah, most definitely, most definitely. I mean, im not a big fan of the president right now. Oh yeah . Why dont you like trump . I dont know. He just rubbed me the wrong way from the jump, you know, the things he says. How do you like to be rubbed . How we doing . Who are you guys supporting in the primary . Trump. You supporting trump . Hell yeah, highfive you support trump . Me, too yes, i do what about you . Trump. All right in your opinion, what is the greatest thing that trump has done for you . Well, in my opinion, i just think hes done a very solid job on the economy. I think hes done a very solid job in showing our dominance as americans. And i think hes rejuvenated the dominance as well. Rejuvenated the dominance. Yes. Sort of like one of those pills you take to rejuvenate your male dominance . Yes, exactly like that. Yeah. So trump is like a boner pill for america. If you thats actually a very good analogy. Evnd sacsnt easy, but i jpped to. White. All right. Pound it out on the boner pill. All right. cheers and applause stephen thank you Jim Anchorton and congrats to real news family on their newest reporter, oscar anchorton. Well be right back with tyra banks. Stick around. Tv sports announcer five seconds left. Oh ho yeah, thats my man there. Tv sports announcer time out. Lets go to a commercial. Nooooooo not another commercial when you bundle your home, auto and Life Insurance with allstate you could save 25 . In fact, the more you bundle the more you can save. Put the other game on if its important to you allstate can protect it. Home auto and Life Insurance you could save 25 . If its impot you ta what . 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Were here to help. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back to the show lovely, lovely. How lucky are we to have these people . Folks, my first guest tonight is a supermodel who created americas next top model, the tyra banks show, and, of course, the smize. Please welcome to the late show, tyra banks. cheers and applause this is really big whoa stephen welcome. Hello stephen nice to have you on. Nice to finally meet you . Im so excited to meet you. I had no idea this studio was so huge. Stephen full of the most beautiful people. cheers and applause stephen well, you had an amazingly varied career, some things i was not aware of. I new model, tv producer, talk show host. Stanford Business School professor. Lecturer. I teach at stanford, yes. Stephen whose career are you modeling . Who do you admire . Who is the person . You know who i really love, richard branson. I like that he goes into these different worlds, whether its records, whether its airlines, whether its cruises stephen ballooning. Ballooning. I like how you said that ballooning. And then he makes it different and unique and interesting. Stephen is that why ive got this photo of you which makes sense to me now. Is this whats going on here . That is me one halloween as richard branson. Yeah. I wanted to be my idol for halloween. Stephen wow, thats something you and i have in common. What do you mean . Stephen because i actually did a cover shoot for one of his magazines years ago. And i did. Oh, my gosh that actually looks like the same person stephen i know. That looks like a closeup of him and a wide shot himself. You are my brother from another mother. Stephen yes, and have you talked to him . Have you met him . I have. Yes, so i was him for halloween, and then he saw it, and he reached out. His team reached out, and theyre like he was like, ive never looked so beautiful in my life with all that hair on my face. And then i ended up going to london and judging an entrepreneurial contest that he was doing with sara blakely. And then after, we went to dinner with him, and i was like, i want you to mentor me. And he said, i can get my people to help you out. I said, i didnt say your people. I said you. Called him twice, and i never called back. And i ran into him somewhere. And he said you are the best mentee you called twice and you disappeared. Stephen have you been down to his he that island in the caribbean. Have you been down there . I went with friends once. He wasnt there. Lim mazes wheryou are going toee i will have to moisture if its 50 years from now. Youre in the history books now, because youve coined a word in the english language, smize. The entomology, if im not wrong, is smiling with your eyes. Yes, to smile with onesize, correct. Stephen how is my smile . A little too much energy. Novocain mouth. Like dentist, blabla. And i need to you put eye lid from the bottom to the top yes, yes a little bit more. Chin down oh ye that was so good oh, that was stephen thank you. You have been practicing . Because that was good. Stephen a little bit. An instant facelift, amazing. You have other terms you introduced into the english language. Many. I love making up words. Stephen i have a list of them and i havent the slightest damn idea wh