Its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trickortreat plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer Hudson featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now live on tape from. Sullivan theater in new york city, it is Stephen Colbert stephen i love you thank you hello, my friends, hello, hello, hello hello welcome, one and all think you welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. First of all, happy halloween, everybody. I love halloween, its the scariest night america just above every other night in america. And to all the kids out there still writing a sugar high, welcome to late night. Okay . Dont fall asleep no matter what your parents say because the minute you go to bed, they are stealing all your best candy. Im talking kit kat. Now, you know what im saying . You know what im saying . [cheers and applause] give me a break you like my costume this year . Im dressed up as my dog, benny. [laughter] is a very good boy. Its a very special halloween because the Powerball Jackpot has reached 1 billion, yeah. Its only the second time its been this high end powers balls history before powerball, of course, the most popular lotto game was just bald. The winner the winner would get a ball. The loser would get typhus. Also, the winner. The powerball drawing occurred at 11 00 p. M. Tonight, which is after we tape the show, but i can already announce the winning numbers. They are, 4, 9, 20, 22, 69, with a powerball of 20. Those are the winning numbers, you can take it to the bank how do i know . Because those are the ones on my ticket, okay . So thats what won, regardless of the lies you here in the mainstream media. Okay . If i win, if i am correct, i will split this with everyone in this room right here. Okay . [cheers and applause] thats right. Okay . Like, 955, not down the middle. Of course, i hope everyone wins, because we all need something to cheer us up after that maniac broke into Nancy Pelosis house and had her husband in the head with a hammer. Now, paul pelosi is still in hospital. Thankfully, he is expected to make a full recovery. The attacker, who is for sure, go ahead, please. The attacker who is facing federal charges for assault and attempted kidnapping is named david wayne depappy. Weve got to stop giving people the middle name wayne. It never ends well. David wayne to pappy, john wayne gassy, osama wayne lawton. It appears that hes extremely mentally ill and also made racist posts online including some that question the results of the 2020 election defending the former president and echoed the q and nonconspiracy theories. Either hes going to be institutionalized or the g. O. P. Nominee. But what is the difference . Political violence is all too common in america now, but heres something i did not see coming. Depape is from british columbia. Hes canadian. Thats how toxic our politics have become. In canada got contact crazy. They went from Dudley Doright to dudley did what . The discourse in america is about to get way worse, thanks to new twitter ceo elon musk. Seen here watching street urchin scramble for his discarded chicken bone. Musk took over twitter on friday and immediately there was an explosion of hate speech including use of the and word on the platform which jumped 500 leadingg t twitter to change the landing papage from whats happening to. Whats happening speak of the company, of course, they blamed it on trolls, but all the trolls on twitter, none are troll ten the troll who just bought it. Because yesterday, musk reply to a tweet from Hillary Clinton about the attack on paul pelosi that condemned the violence conspiracy theories with a link to a homophobic Conspiracy Theory blaming the victim of the violence. Thats not just awful, that is beyond the pale. And so is elon musk. [laughter] look how white he is not so much mobi as just a dick. Yeah. [cheers and applause] there he blows. Boy, that makes me mad. What do i want to do, Speaker Pelosi . Im going to punch him out, im going to jail, im going to be happy. Stephen and twitter dont cross nancy. Is this true . Im being told there is news of musk breaking twitter because we found out today that elon musk has dissolved the companys board and crowned himself sole director. Okay, that sounds powermad, but dont worry, before he got the title, he rented by the cfo, elon musk come, the head of hr, elon musk, and the personal assistant to elon musk, elon musk. So thats it. Thats it. Its done. [applause] hes the only director appeared and let that be a lesson to you, kids. If you work hard and become wealthy and powerful enough, one day, you can pay 44 billion to sit in a room by yourself. What else is going on in the midterms, coming up, the midterms are a week from tomorrow and the race is tightening. And so the democrats unleash their secret weapon, barack obama. He spent [cheers and applause] i know. I know. I know. Constitution. He spent the weekend doing rallies for his party, and some ladies in michigan where into it. Now, i have to admit that sometimes going out on the campaign trail feels a little harder than it used to. Not because im older and grayer. Y you are finer than a mug. Okay. She said i was still fine. Okay. [cheers and applause] im not going to tell michelle you said that. [laughter] although michelle does agree. Stephen id like to point out, thats two things the 45th president will never have feared a crowd shouting how hot he is and a wife who agrees. [cheers and applause] obama also spoke down in georgia where he went after Republican Senate candidate herschel walker, seen here in a stadium filled with his secret children. [laughter] obama made the case against walker. In college, he was amazing. One of the best running backs of all time. But heres the question does that make him the best person to represent you in the u. S. Senate . And by the way, the opposite is true, too. You may have liked me as president , but you would not want me starting as tailback for the dogs. Stephen respectfully, sir, youd be terrible at any position, especially quart quarterback. Look, look blue, blue oh. 42. Omaha. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hut. [laughter] [cheers and applause] oh, there is big news out of brazil. Big news from your home country right there. Negah santos right there. Okay, its in the president ial race between far right incumbent and guy who wont stop complementing your open toed sandals. Jair bolsonaro and left his former president and cowboy describing his missing head, louise. Hes known for embracing fascism, intentionally let the coronavirus kill hundreds of thousands and overseeing a surge in deforestation the amazon. And as any brazilian nose, deforestation should only happen along your bikini line. The results are finally in. The results are finally in and buy a razorthin margin, brazil has elected lula. Is this a good thing . Thats a great thing . There we go. [cheers and applause] when the results were announced, thousands of b brazilians across the country were ecstatic and came out to celebrate. Things got so wild, even the redeemer got into it. [cheers and applause] this is a huge comeback ive got a little something. This is a huge comeback for lula. In the years since his last term ended, he was imprisoned after a sentence for corruption, before Brazils Supreme Court annulled his convictions. Holy roller coaster. This guys getting one heck of a sequel. You can watch it all in the movie lula part two, electric google lula. Despite the results, brazilians are on edge. Lulas win came at the end of ms. C messy election wheremisinforma. At times, lula supporters accused bolsonaro of being accountable and a. 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Jennifer i was trying to have some fun with it. Stephen looks like you made them out of grover. Stephen nice to see you. Since i saw you last, you became the 17 zasia mamet egot winner. What is egot . Jennifer the me, grammy, oscar, tony, thats as far as i can explain it so new to me. Stephen here you are. Oscars and tony. Jennifer thats amazing. Thats me introducing one to each other. I said tony, heres oscar, oscar, here is grammy. Stephen do they get along . Jennifer yeah, so far, so good. Stephen oscar doesnt lord it over the other ones . Jennifer it does, its in the middle. Stephen jennifer, you have another big thing on your resume, you k are the host of the Jennifer Hudson show wh which, in its inaugural season and the inaugural season was nominated for peoples choice. Thank you. Jennifer oh, my goodness. Its a daily broadcast. Which i do. Jennifer all the terms. And so like all the producers like super major advanced and im like guys, what does area mean . Like teaser . Im learning those terms because its a whole new world. At least for actors and singers. In the studio, it says reports. If im acting, itll say action. Im getting used to that. Jen stephen people seem te liking it, do you know what im about to show them . For singing with a woman, requested by an audience member. Do you remember the story behind this moment . Jennifer she had turned like 93 or so. Like wha would you like to singa gospel song . I did and its than those spur of the moment and i love to live in the moment and everybody is a part of it. I wanted her to walk away. I love moments like that. I love moments like that. Stephen not to put you on a spot but you have a little gospel in your pocket right now . Jennifer another . The same song . Stephen sure. Speak to you always put me on [cheers and applause] thank you stephen i dont i dont, i dont know if anybody else or how people would be lucky enough to be this close to you when you sent, but ive had