Transcripts For KYW The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 20170922

To walk, but here we are. This is the captain. I understand you forgot your grocery list. Were gonna circle back. Uh, tom price, we are currently next in line for the arbys drive through, the bourbon barbecue brisket and order of curly fries. Correct . Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes jim parsons, pamela adlon and musical guest the killers, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thank you, sir hey hows it going . Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the late show, im Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff now, folks, right off the bean here, id like to wish my jewish viewers a happy Rosh Hashanah. I hope im pronouncing that correctly. I dont know, none of my jewish writers are here today. laughter piano riff of course, Rosh Hashanah is the jewish new year. So happy 5778, everybody cheers and applause im so glad. Im so glad its 5778. 5777 sucked. laughter piano riff but things are looking up, especially with the russia investigation. As you know, special Counsel Robert Mueller has been unearthing all sorts of dirt on the Trump Campaigns ties to russia. cheers and applause huge. Huge russia fans here tonight. And it just came out that mueller requested documents from the white house related to 13 different areas in which investigators are seeking information. Including some of the biggest stories since trump took office. Classics like the trump tower meeting with the russian lawyer, sally yates warning the white house about michael flynn, the Oval Office Meeting with the russian ambassador, my house by flo rida, the firing of james comey, flynns fbi interview, literally anything having to do with paul manafort, and so much more. Its all collected on now thats what i call collusion volume 45. cheers and applause laughter piano riff jon thats what i call it stephen available wherever c. D. S are still sold. So im gonna say starbucks. laughter what nun of you at home could see is my stage manager has this a shot of mark over here my stage manager had this in his pocket and he could not get it out of his pocket the entire time and i wasnt sure whether he didnt have the prop or whether the man was having a stroke. Youre okay . Youre fine. laughter all right, now, thats funnier than any joke i will tell tonight. laughter muller seems to be closing in on former Trump Campaign manager and draculas fun uncle, paul manafort. And well he should because, yesterday, we found out that, even though he repeatedly said, no contact with russians, his emails now reveal that, while he was Trumps Campaign manager, manafort offered to give a russian billionaire private briefings on the 2016 campaign. The billionaire . Oleg deripaska, whos among the two to three oligarchs putin turns to on a regular basis. Its two to three, depending on whos been poisoned this week. Now, while manafort made the i like private briefings, thats what you get in the champagne room at man forts house. Now, while manafort made the offer, we dont know if these briefings ever happened, and manaforts Spokesman Says these emails just reflected an innocuous effort to collect past debts. You know, an innocuous effort to trade president ial campaign secrets for cash. He was just going back and forth between the man who he worked for and the man he secretly worked for like a messenger on a bike. He was just pedaling back and forth. He was whats the word he was influence peddling. He did try to hide it. One of the emails contains cryptic mentions of black caviar, which investigators believe is a veiled reference to payments manafort hoped to receive. Either that, or black caviar describes how steve bannon reproduces. laughter jon, wasnt that your stripper name . Black caviar . Jon yeah, back in the day, going through juilliard. Stephen you were younger. Jon yeah. Needed the money. Stephen pianos arent cheap. Jon lessons either. Stephen no photos or anything . Stephen . Jon no. Stephen okay, good. And manaforts emails are not exactly subtle about these payments. One refers to the person who gave you the biggest black caviar jar several years ago. Come on, you cant use a term for something very expensive as a standin for money. laughter yeah, ill take care of that thing we talked about, its going to cost you 10,000 diamonds, if you catch my meaning. laughter a whole lot of gold. laughter piano riff but im sure manafort will explain this away. When it comes to the Trump Campaigns ties to russia, he always has a smooth answer. So to be clear, mr. Trump has no Financial Relationships with any russian oligarchs . Thats what he said. Thats what i said. Thats obviously. Our position is. Stephen you silvertongued devil. laughter yeah. Thats why he gets paid the long caviar. Jon hey, hey stephen theres good news in healthcare, you still have it but not for long. Republicans say theyre going to vote on the latest attempt to replace obamacare next week. The new bill is called grahamcassidy stills and nash want nothing to do with it and its gotten a lot of criticism. Like from these people. The President Trump is standing by the bills authors, tweeting senator, doctor, bill cassidy is a class act who really cares about people and their health care, he doesnt lie, just wants to help people of course, hes referencing the classic cbs sitcom, senator doctor. In season 2, he solves crime on senator doctor, private eye. And you can trust trumps opinion when it comes to doctors. Remember, his primary care physician is this guy. laughter hello okay piano riff all right, try to relax. laughter practically every medical organization opposes this bill, so why are republicans pushing so hard to get it through . The answer comes from iowa senator and bargaining you down on that butter churn chuck grassley, who explained, you know, i could maybe give you ten reasons why this bill shouldnt be considered, but republicans campaigned on this so often that you have a responsibility to carry out what you said in the campaign. Honey, i can give you ten reasons why i shouldnt give you this pony, but i promised you one, so enjoy your alligator. Saddle up laughter applause we have a great show. Are you okay . Old sheldon himself, jim parsons is here. But when we come back, ill be digging into your privacy. Stick around cheers and applause band playing remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. 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Thats why hell fight to cut our taxes, and stand up to career politicians like steve sweeney. If we want to change trenton, theres only one way. Fran grenier. cheers and applause band playing stephen welcome back. Jon batiste and stay human right there cheers and applause jon, im really excited. Weve got, coming up here, from Young Sheldon, we have old Sheldon Jim Parsons coming up here in a bit. Jon Young Sheldon, old sheldon. Stephen he plays the young version of himself. I totally believe hes nine years old. Raw talent. If you dont know, already, we have a new book here at the late show with Stephen Colbert. Its Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. cheers and applause it is a steal. Its cheap. So fantastic. If youve never been to confession you will learn what confession is like. Its more fun than actual confession. You know what . This makes a great Rosh Hashannah present. If none of your jewish friends know what to atone for, its made to order, a time saver, youre losing money if you dont buy this thing. Jon right. laughter i spend so much time upset about politics that sometimes its nice to just take a break, relax for a second, and be hysterically depressed about something else. Today that something is equifax. You guys know about equifax . cheers and applause yeah, good. Because they know about you. The massive Credit Reporting Agency was hacked, which has exposed 143 Million People to identity theft. That means half the u. S. Population could have their identity stolen which means, if you turn to the person next to you. That might be you again. laughter folks, this is big. As one fraud analyst said, on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of risk to consumers, this is a 10. A 10 which is also your credit score after this hack. laughter so what exactly was compromised . Only everyones credit card information and Social Security numbers as well as names, birthdates, and addresses. So changing your passwords wont help and its not like i can change my birth date it is and always will be may 13th. 1985. laughter cheers and applause piano riff laughter at least once they realized theyd been hacked, equifax rushed to get the word out on september 7th. After they discovered it on july 29th. They waited five weeks hello, 911, id like to report a car accident theres blood everywhere. Yeah, it was about five weeks ago. Someone should really do something. By the way, how do i get dried blood out of your upholstery . So thats horrendous, almost as horrendous as never saying anything about how they suffered another hack five months earlier, which involved the same intruders. audience reacts no, come on, you know what they say fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, i am you because i just stole your identity. laughter applause and it gets worse. cheers and applause identity theft. And it gets worse, believe it or not. The senate is now calling on the securities and Exchange Commission to investigate the fact that three equifax managers sold Company Stock right before the cyberhack was revealed. audience reacts oh, there is leadership. Thank god these people arent pilots. Ah, ladies and gentleman, pay no attention to those mountains were approaching. The copilot and i are going to keep everybody safe by stepping outside and making sure these parachutes are working. laughter piano riff applause now there are things you can do to protect yourself. Like set a freeze on your credit so thieves cant mess with it. But last week, people who tried to set up those freezes through equifax discovered they had to pay equifax for the privilege of protecting themselves. audience reacts so they made you pay them to protect you. From them . Thats not a Credit Rating agency, thats the mafia cheers and applause piano riff it explains their new slogan, equifax nice Credit Rating you got here. Itd be a real shame if something happened to it. laughter equifax tried to fix things by setting up a website for customers to get information about the hack called equifaxsecurity2017dotcom because wesuckatourjobsdotbiz was taken. Unfortunately, by setting it up on a separate domain instead of hosting it on equifax. Com, equifax made it super easy for bad guys to set up fake sites that seem like equifaxsecurity2017dotcom, which someone did, calling it securityequifax2017dotcom, and equifax directed their own customers to the fake site audience reacts so then equifax issued an apology, saying, we apologize for the confusion, please be cautious of visiting other websites claiming to be operated by equifax. Also, please be really cautious of visiting websites that are operated by equifax. laughter cheers and applause heres the deal well, at least you still have litigation as the last line of protection. Maybe. Because equifax is waging a Concerted Campaign to repeal federal regulations upholding consumers rights to sue. Uh uh no our right to sue is what makes us american. laughter applause its up there with freedom of speech and the right to substitute onion rings for salad. applause for what are onion rings but fried salad . laughter the problem is Credit Rating companies have a monopoly on harvesting your personal information so they can sell it to companies who want to sell you stuff. You arent equifaxs customer. You are equifaxs product. Were all like factory farm chickens going, i love the free bird seed. This place has Great Customer service gotta say those whirling blades coming up seem awfully low. Manager manager applause is that a hook . Jon better watch that hook applause stephen with so many corporations selling, leaking, or allowing your private date to be stolen, it seems theres no way to preserve your privacy. Until now. Welcome to identivault. Im thomas murphy. Or am i . Maybe i stole that. Were the only company guaranteed to keep your information safe. No phones, no internet, no contact. Before identity fault i was having to change my password and change my i. D. With the plan, it was easy to move us to the middle of nowhere where, frankly, data privacy is the least of our concerns. I go toilet in a hole. Git git off my land ill tell you what my name is my name is buckshot in your as gunfire brrkt identity fault, no one can steal everything you have if everything you have is nothing identity fault has just been hacked. Back with jim parsons cheerpz during our made to move 2017 clearance event, you can do endless online research. Or, you can take advantage of our best offer ever on an xt5. Dont wait. 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He is an absolutely doorbell. He is so cute. He really is. Stephen hes so selfpossessed, so engaging, he could be a tv star or the mayor of someplace. I. I was talking to somebody backstage, is he not nice . First of all, hes nine. Stephen somebody asked you if this child was nice . Fire them immediately no, its a fair question. Funny you ask because he and his mother have an agreement. She said, whats our agreement . He said, as long as im a nice person, i can keep doing this. Stephen wow do we really need to know any more than that . Stephen i should make the same agreement with my mom. Thats really nice. Listen, since the last time i saw you was at the beginning of the summer. Congratulations, you got married. Yes. Stephen mazel tov. Thank you. Stephen fantastic. How long have you been in a relationship . We have been together 15 years in november. Stephen wow yeah. Stephen other than legal reasons, what took you so long . Well, honest, i really didnt think we cared about the act of it that much, to be honest with you. And that sounds cold in a way, but i finally thought, well, lets have a party, then, for the celebration of and well go ahead and legalize this thing. Stephen right. I really thought it ended that kind of a party feel, but it was so much more meaningful in the moment to me than i predicted and its been resonantly more meaningful afterward than i ever saw coming. I have been an adult gay person for so long in a time where that wasnt possible that life was fine. You know what i mean . I got along fine, and our relationship did. Reporter you were in a relationship for many years without getting married. What changed for you, now that you and todd are married . Whats different about the relationship . I dont know on a specific daytoday sense what it is. I dont know that there is anything. There is an underlying thing, a little buzz of something that i know. I keep reminding myself of it and i kind of forget, and then, were a legal thing, just like mom and dad were whatever. cheers and applause did you feel different before you got married . Stephen we were only together two and a half years, Something Like that. Yeah, it feels different. I have been married 24 years now. Pretty damn good. Stephen cheering stephen and i have to tell you, that better or worse thing is fantastic. Yeah. Stephen because there are worsts. Nobodys their best all the time. You want to be the bert but when youre your worst and youre in a relationship with somebody who said i knew this could be bad but im here with you forever, the sense of eternity is very comforting. Yeah, i think thats absolutely true. There is something and i felt this even before getting married this is getting really deep for a second is that these people can take it. You can handle the truth. There is this sense of divinity, to be i felt like this, i still feel like this to be in love, to find love in that way is as close as anything else i can imagine in doing in life that gives me the feeling of being close to god or whatever that is for you, the sensation. I remember when we first i cant believe im going to go into this. When we first got together i can remember lying in bed, closing my eyes but not being asleep and that sensation of light, light, light and i was, like, oh, i dont know whats going on exactly, but it feels like close to something important, eternal, you know. My dad had passed before a couple of years before i met todd, and i remember very early on the sensation i would have when i closed my eyes and i felt that light and i thought, thats him hes going i see you, all good, this is a great thing it both was and wasnt, obviously, but if i think it, but i still feel that now, maybe not as often because life gets in the way, but sometimes that sensation in closing the eyes and going this is so close to god. I dont know what other word to use for it. Stephen love. There. applause was any of this on the card . Stephen thats it. Thats all my questions. Uhhuh. What has happened . Stephen now, monday eason premiere. Stephen of Young Sheldon. Yes. Stephen this was your idea, you said we should have a Young Sheldon. Todd and i were talking, we run a production company, eric was, like, personal ideas from your life are so much easier to sell because theyre meaningful and you can pitch them and get a good writer team because none of us write and we were, like, lets go through the family. We went through my mother and sister, it would be good comedy but i dont know if they would like it. Then whos the biggest character in my family . 10yearold michael is he 11 now . Sorry, michael. Stephen you make it seem like hes not all right. No, that was the wrong gesture and noise, then. Hes brighter than the rest of the family. Stephen okay. But also, in texas, and we started toying with it and it was, like, you know, this is verging very close to what could be considered a Young Sheldon. So i wrote chuck, laurie, and i was, like, i just want to put this out here, if you think this is a good idea we should run with, lets go. But if you dont, and i sense you may not, because somebody may have thought of this already, then well go our own way and steer clear with if sheldon theory and go with the nephew. And he wrote back and said i love this. Stephen cbs said this is the quickest anything had ever been green lit. Whats funny is i had the sensation that the reason theyre going to say no when i bring it up is of course theyve thought of this. Its really the most simplistic of ideas that end up being, oh, great well, any dodo bird could have thought about it. A young version of him. I talked ceaselessly about what being a young boy in texas was like as sheldon and it was sitting there, a treasure trove. Stephen how are the family dealing with harvey . Theyre good. They suffered no personal home damage or anything. It was the strangest and most tense 72 hours or. So ive never gone through anything like it, it was very singular in focus. Its so funny in this day of the internet and you can stream everything. I had local houston news streaming everything on my computer because they were giving the most pertaining to streets. My sisters house was always fine. My mother is alone and in a onestory house, so she was fine, fine, and then the streets filled up and then it got to her sidewalk, and there was this debate going on, shall we take her with us . And were, like, what are we thinking . Take her with you because hopefully nothing will happen. Stephen you dont want to be choppered off your roof. No, and my sisters friends, people we know had to climb up on their roof. I was, like, i dont like the idea of my 69yearold mother crawling up on the roof. Stephen mmhmm. For any reason. For any reason. Stephen to clear the gutters. No more cleaning gutters, hanging christmas lights, down, woman, down stephen thank you so much cheers and applause Young Sheldon appears monday 8 30 on cbs right after the season premiere of the big bang theory. 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I dont care about anything. There is nothing worth anything to me except the art, dont mess with my painting. Stephen please welcome pamela adlon cheers and applause band playing stephen hi, nice to see you again. Hi, false start. Stephen we met briefly at the emmys the other night. I was out doing a bit with jimmy kimmel and you were sitting with louie the cocreator of the show. Thats right. Stephen the strange thing, i know you were nominated and i was the host. Yes. Stephen but i was backstage dealing with business. I didnt actually see every category. I know this is a crazy question but i didnt win. Stephen okay, i didnt know whether you won or not. Still lovely to be nominated. Stephen yes. Thats lovely. It was kind of weird and then i was just reading off this stuff, who will unseat Julia Louie Dreyfus . I said, cant everyone be nominated normally . She had won five times. Stephen the highlander can only be thats right. Stephen you got a peabody this year. Yes. Stephen much cooler than an emmy. Yes. applause its, like, smart people think my show is important. Stephen right, right. Much more exclusive club. Yeah. Stephen now, you have been working, i found out, since uh you were 1 years old in show business. Yes. Stephen are you one of the people lucky enough where they started working and just did show business or did you have to do no, i didnt just do show business. Stephen okay. My dad and mom were always workers and instilled a work ethic in us. My father was a writer and producer. My mother did every other kind of job, you know, to support us. Stephen bricklayer . He was a travel agent, she worked for a composer and a publishing company, and my father would get odd jobs writing, like, soft core porn and dime store novels and things like that. Stephen really . Anything i would know . Like super doll and turn the other chic, things like that. laughter true story. Stephen turn the other chic, is that soft core porn with an arab sheik . Yes did you read it . Stephen no applause how do you know . piano riff do you have a copy . applause stephen very good. I have a first edition. Okay. laughter stephen so what did you do to get by . Well, you know, very young, i started working and then i, you know, the jobs stopped happening, so i just took any job. I worked in retail. I worked at clothing stores, i handed out flyers for the new york pops, i worked in a flower store, anything. I liked to make money. It was important. Stephen youre a single mom raising three kids. I have three daughters. Stephen this is the second season. Yes. Stephen youre a single mom. Right. Stephen do your kids behaviors show up in the show . I have three children and i work hard not to put them in the show for fear they will hate me. Yes laughter i dont cannibalize every aspect. Season one is certainly more expositional and im telling the story, like the bones of my life, but its flushed out beyond, but, i mean, they look at it, theyre, like, mom, thats me. Im, like, dude, its not you. Thats a story that happened to me when i was in middle school. No, mom remember when i told you i went into the boys room . Im, like, no, dude that is my life. So anyway. Stephen you say, my work is universal. Thats right. Stephen is the show all consuming . You create it, direct it, write it. Do you have time for anything else. Is it like everything out of my life, only this . I kind of put it off for a while because im raising my daughters and i was working on californication and louie at the time i was trying to come up with the concept for the show and i had to stop watching breaking bad because i was Binge Watching it and it was killing me and the finale was coming and i was, like, i cant open my computer because the internet is going to ruin it for me so, i mean, i was going crosseyed, i wasnt writing or taking care of my children, i was trying to finish watching breaking bad. applause stephen did you make it before no. Stephen somebody spoiled it . Im not even going to say what happened because i hate it when people spoil things, even if things are known. Stephen eventually walter white throws the ring into the cracks of doom. laughter did somebody spoil it for you . No, i opened the computer, there was a picture of what happened on the internet and i went, ooh stephen thats terrible. But now i started working on my show, so now i have a show. Stephen you know how the bible ends, right . I dont want you to tell me i swear to god stephen its got a very happy ending. But when people tell me stories of things that, you know, a lot of people know about, like the bible, and they say, oh, he got killed by her, and im, like, dont tell me youre ruining it. Stephen at the end of it when the romans come jesus has a machine gun in the trunk and wipes them all out. And throws the rings stephen exactly. Congratulations on the second series. Thank you so much. Stephen Better Things premieres tuesday, second season. Back with the killers. Season. Back with the killers. Stick around cheers and applause you loved brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. Two boyfriends, three jobs. Youre like nothing can replace brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls. And you break into your happy dance. 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No time to spare stephen here performing, the man from their new album, and gentlemen, the killers cheers and applause i know the score like the back of my hand them other boys, i dont give a damn they kiss on the ring, i carry the crown nothing can break, nothing can break me down dont need no advice, i got a plan i know the direction, the lay of the land i know the score like the back of my hand them other boys, i dont give a damn im the man, come round nononothing can break, no nothing can break me down im the man, come round and nononothing can break, you cant break me down i got gas in the tank i got money in the bank i got news for you baby, youre looking at the man i got skin in the game i got a household name i got news for you baby, youre looking at the man when it comes to friday, i always earn dont try to teach me, i got nothing to learn cause baby im gifted you see what i mean . Usda certified lean im the man, come round nononothing can break, no nothing can break me down i got gas in the tank i got money in the bank i got news for you baby, youre looking at the man i got skin in the game i got a household name i got news for you baby, youre looking at the man im the man, come round i got gas in the tank i got money in the bank i got news for you baby, youre looking at the man i got skin in the game i got news for you baby, youre looking at the man im the man, come round im the man i got money in the bank im the man cheers and applause stephen their new album wonderful wonderful out tonight the killers, everybody well be right back cheers and applause stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be Bobby Moynihan and tatiana maslany. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, judi dench and kyle maclachlan. Goodnight captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. 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