Glenn Krause (Double Mutant Variant, coming soon to theatres– wait, no, strike that. Movie theatres here aren’t open yet.) BLUE HOO! Who’d have thunk it! That Doug Ford, the guy who ran on the platform of “a buck a beer” in Ontario, and Jason Kenney, the guy who claimed he lived in his mother’s basement in a retirement residence “that did not allow subletting,” would not be capable of leading their provinces through the most complicated crisis of our lifetimes! KEN TARABULA (And everyone else is doing such a bang-up job, right? It’s easy to pick on Conservatives but maybe aim a little higher in the blame game.)