Advertisement “I just want to know why she asked me to leave the property,” he continued. “Because I’m white? Because I’m white.” I never thought I’d be the one to say this, but: OH MY GOD, NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RACE! Advertisement Maybe it’s about how he’s dressed—or that haircut. How do we know he isn’t buying supplies on his way to storm the U.S. Capitol building? When are white people going to stop playing the race card and take responsibility for themselves? And when are we going to talk about white-on-white crime? Everyone knows that the Proud Boys and antifa are basically the Bloods and Crips of white people. Why don’t you all get your people off welfare instead of worrying about some albino monkey getting tossed out of Walmart? I bet he has a criminal record as long as my arm. (I’m not even sure how white people’s arms became units of measurement but I bet it’s something racist.)