And its available to stream are as they say in india to ganges right now beer welcome to the show think were having the. I worry from an indie i just went for my 1st time wheres your home im from mumbai so it is the greatest city in india did you go to mumbai i went to poor and then i went to a uyghur camp in russia war and yes did you see it would you believe it i think they were kind of they were doing a botanical tourism around their driving and im thinking oh theyre kind of letting us down easy in the tigers must not be out all the time came around it was like a playboy shoot for a tiger it sat it lay it on it but it was there they were disguised being in dollars and when to show up 40 minutes i was unbelievable it was so funny to me beer because after 40 minutes with enough with. The. You go for a fling or hope for a secretary theres only 1000 of you in the world but ive had enough well the special for india brag on india for me brother. 3 good things 3 bad things we do that. Are going to be the 3rd largest economy in the world soon largest working population under 30 on the planet and prettiest girls in the world so thats 3 tops. Best government right now would be down 1300000000. 00 people this is way too many of us and out of 1300000000. 00 people you only see like 6 on american t. V. So theres 3 downsides to what i can tell you that i saw the good in the bad in one in one microcosm because i would see simultaneous heartbreak things which shatter me from my 1st visit and then just when i would like intellectual eyes that somebody would turn given almost be a to fix smile and i remember saying wow this is the human condition in one photograph its sensory overload isnt it its yeah the la times i thought i dont know if i could do this just in traffic and bam and people coming up and its this is a heartbreak and then a little bit with me and he he seems so i dont know it is the human condition up close and personal yeah friend yeah when you i love the just the nation project because you want to cross to india right to find out what made people just and what you have all found so we have out your findings dr di its so the shows really simple its 3 comics go to a place that has never seen stand up before you know 72 hours to set up a show find a venue mark at the show but also write jokes about what youre doing. And so its just a high octane injection of culture and then throwing that up into the jokes that on really very good you know so its really like an open mike night for new jokes but on a on a big streaming platform but other that isnt. Byard idea is that you were one of your other produced and it was fun. Writing a camel in the desert doing the day and then writing jokes about that at 4 pm so that they can go up at 8 pm its like a travelogue meets the improv. Now what did you find out about people by and large are people as easily offended as i sometimes assume they are in india it seems where they have some serious travails facing them are they more amenable to a joke here and i mean i think this is reasonably an unpopular point of view but i think getting offended is the privilege of the privileged. In india we just got privilege like last week so theres no new ones who are in it you know i know im corny but i do that out of inability of any thats such a perceptive take that you know thats a thoughtful manner you guys have a new onces to your privilege and youll sense because youve had privilege for white us right now we kind of have blanket a fence or blanket nondefense because we just kind of becoming the country you know and coming into our own is a privilege country so were either offended it everything just to be safe because we dont want to look on clintons old were just offended you know ive always thought here once when youre when youre in Subsaharan Africa and youre sharing a mud hole with a will to be stoic if. You dont have time to whine about you know youve got real life in your face again. Setting you up that no its like i gotta find water to get some food i got to figure this out so i love that take on it here and now i know more now i know more about you as a comedian because thats such a smart take and brother i love the fact that youre in on 3 specials with netflix because that is the sweet spot right now this is your 3rd its my food now that puts fannies in the seats right stuff to do because im young and i didnt want to go out with just 10 stories because not enough it happened in my late. Mother. Only autobiography its right its. Very frightening you get to live a little here without. You know its there are still shows called for india because its actually the feel of the show because i was like ok im going to put my culture out. Im going to do this this format where im like im going to tell you 4 things about my country 3 for you one just for me so here are 4 movies that you need to watch or for items you need to eat or for dark days in our history for great days for indian monuments so you can take Indian Culture out to the world right this universal idea of india and then a field hard 2 weeks into writing that you know because theres 1300000000 different versions of india and id never find one and so that kind of became the show where im like hey this is no one india but hopefully i can kind of mix this up enough where youll find something in this show nice plan b. If. You like to fight for and be with the world the basic ones now or like how you quantify things when you said 3 good 3 bad d. Of a mathematician back there something you know i like how you go to subsets its you know. I kind of took over club and decided talking to people you know those shows where you do like 40 minutes of material but youll hang around for like half an hour and just kind of hear what they want and so it was just kind of crowdsourcing material saying hey whats your movie or like you know if a guys coming over from another country or india whats the 1st thing youre feeding him you know and that kind of became the show and then the weirdest thing is you know it took 8 months to put the show together and the country changed drastically really you dont and in those interests you know we got a new government the past a couple of really stringent laws they shut down the internet in 6 cities the imposed like emergency rule in like 10 cities and so then youre kind of saying i need to put some of this into this show but i started out writing jokes about frivolous movies yes. All of this needs to happen so that kind of became the struggle of the show saying can i can i weaponize nostalgie a little bit so that we can also talk about this culture that when its not there youre so well spoken im wondering who did you go to college in india urge you go over here where i waited ready to go should i went to the mecca of civilization as we know it galesburg illinois you know what is the underground railroad from mumbai galesburg illinois its a tiny liberal arts college called knox college that is known for giving i do lots of financially so india knows about this place even if america doesnt because they give you like 95 percent. It just changed my life again you know ellis island with tassels. But came to study economics wound up a drama student. What were you near chicago going to say about me i was out like beyond peoria and its just a cornfield maytag factory college right like you know and good people welcome to america yeah really good people in the heartland plus did you ever get into the big city and go to stuff a Movie Theater troupe yeah i think i did steppenwolf try to get an internship there failed and i was a busboy at the grand lux cafe on michigan azure. And just getting up open mikes whenever i could best food in the world chicago linea grant achatz my favorite restaurant and i just was talking i did a gig over the weekend with gary sinise who found a nice steppenwolf who is a captain dave. Looked at him and i said to him who had showed up at the beginning garry when you guys are getting out figure out he said well you know malcolm bitch i was just a good at it what a groovy cd when youre starting a Theater Company and you can which your name john. Wow so bollywoods biggest stars of economic con and he just bought the rights to forrest gump and hes been trying to get this movie for 20 straight since it came out and so hes finally making the bollywood bosun of fathers and literally myself and ever. The actor called up and were like whos playing Lieutenant Dan character and i want to get in there and its a woman. Yeah yeah. What would you start doing comedy in mumbai is there close to me tell me about that or did you not even think about it till you got here i didnt think about it till i got here like final you of drama school. So it was yeah but i was there many aspirations when youre young when youre younger and i was just d a fan so i was like a. Movie i was watching that stuff i grew up in africa in nigeria so thats who you found on television and so i was just watching the specials another you like a better time. Playing in one. U. N. Security council you dont with a lot less money so finally the drama school that i wrote like 60 minutes to stand up was a show called brown men cant hump just because theres a movie like. That did me like that was it i would go. That route maybe thats the next special. I like tell you the trappings you think are so interesting i could tell your funny cap and i like that the tinsel you hang off the tree is that a good idea for foreman. So who are some other people who influence you said eddie who. He is from the u. K. Im a big fan because he kind of makes it look like he just made it all up and i like that in a comic. Dignity leaning. Right. I think suppose the best hes ever been just. Going to talk about owning it right now i love that there are some cats just stepping up bill burr you know dave and just say hey i can play the sonny or you guys do what you have to im going to speak my mind like it or dont like i think i come from this is the one area where being in india you get to come from a better place than you get to come from and i explain that in that if youre offended a joke in india i get to say so. So what you know offense is never given its take i didnt come here to give offense you took offense but im offended by potholes in the road and pollution and that so much of my country is under the poverty line and theres danger towards women and theres no internet intensities boohoo about you joke you know and you kind of get to do that where i come down and youve got the rhino skin you know the natural you know hard times over them i saw some cats chiseling marble statues and they didnt have the breath later on and all that and i just drove by that i thought you know that we have turned into such a whiny spineless culture in a way over here and it does come from the fact that weve got it made and watch that catches on and i think brother you breathe in that in all thats going to i got to see this on the flip side like i think it kind of dawned on me this morning and whenever i come here i kind of figured out why america is the most successful country on the planet and its not because you guys are skilled more than anybody else who equally skilled everybody else and you equally educated you go just wake up in the morning its a very unhappy and the only thing you have on the rest of the world is 3 more would be because everybody here weeks up really all his emotions that it brother its not your lawyer joe you know there is a lynch joke for the next special its over i mean 1st meeting today was at 7 30 in the morning and i mean i had to get up at 6 nobody in india get some void am we get to work by 930 and 10 and we go we wont leave so you guys are just waking up earlier than the rest of us thats america after the break very turn stance or some rapid fire questions get a little glimpse into. Through our rorschach test stay right there. Join me every thursday on the alec simon show and ill be speaking to guests of the world of politics sports business im showbusiness ill see that. The slowness of the mood of them so 1000000. Viewers who are local was before. Much of those who heard its a preview or fewer movies to see him we will. We will well. Move. Move. Move show you this new video of the i mean its going to look or a good. Movie muslim also his girls will give you films for good girls. They go to shows a look but do you distribute belonging to show the story or the you should go. To starbucks to. Get to meet until it was the littlest theyd say look it is its. Just testing understands to just leave it there mashed on the truck stop the president and please control this project until. Theres we have petitions to ghost whisperer to snoop to come up with new it because that is the cousin with you swear your supporters to your machine station shouldnt throw you should cook dorothy one whos devoted to the request to. Welcome back the Dennis Miller plus one my guest comedian raconteur. Producer in the making if your das here we play this little game here its a rorschach test if you put a few quick answers see what makes tick something or someone who inspires you. Obama yeah because great book and great ability to take so can stand she didnt sign up and make them amazing ive seen her speak about her father it always brings me to tears where her father worked 2 jobs and yet she talks about being a young girl who meets someone around 6 oclock for a lapse for an hour before he goes out the door again and i always find the most charming story that she gets you get so she gets simultaneously misty and that big beautiful smile and you know if you like that shes more qualified than the president of the united states. You know thats a tough gig but writing about it i judge people after they get in because before they get in i often think i dont know how they do yeah imagine that that you talk about getting up early rather i think that youre on the clock there all day you know any time they kick your door in and for inside pakistan. You know youve got a lot on your head something we should all be paying more attention to. A life without social media yeah detox from social media and finding ways to be kind outside of social media i think social media has become the new medium for kindness and unkindness and both of them dont call most more and kind yeah its the anonymity that you see people with tend to windshields pick their nose on the freeway yeah i always think they dont think the world can see that and you take that to the nth degree and you have social media people say things that i swear to god im out in the world like nettie but it is people arent that mean to your face occasionally youll meet another something about but men they get they get alone behind an alias you think. You know but words that mean side of us screw in movies more hogshead and shakes my os you know kind would there you go guilty pleasure. Mel brooks movies Young Frankenstein any time of day and any good deed that stranded on a Desert Island what 3 things do you want to bring with you mr of your boat. Evolving wilson. Notebook so i can write about this its going to be 10 minutes of stand up at some point a Satellite Phone and i do just like drinking cider so. Even even being lost at sea provides one with fodder for your homework. And i just love that you said a minute so you would even come back with id have a nice chunk this is my i almost died in the middle of the pacific on that i do it tuesday night. At the lottery 3. Something on your bucket list. Would you like to teach some. Econ shakespeare yeah you know because i kind of got into drama school to teach shakespearean in stand up happening cetera and i was promised id get back to that one so you know i feel so bereft to my last i dont i cant follow it. Now i feel bad about that because my son looks at me and say well you know lets watch hamlet or something and ill say you know so i cant follow it and also you kidding me because im not and i just have some baffled chamber in my head but i am so busy catching up all the time that it doesnt flow for me like i said i dont denigrate it obviously striding in the theater ever i mean this is the argument that he wrote every single movie before it happened every single movie is some form of big deal there. d is a bollywood just by the way and be shakespeare and its all there you go thats a luxury you cannot live without. Attics traffic ok im going to trip for 2 years now and i dont recommend this to anybody but me and my wife are doing this where we dont spend on possessions anymore but food music travel books and experiences so spend any amount on those but were not buying like a Louis Vuitton bag that we go so will fly well. You know thats what im doing you know i just came back from a trip and i got to the end and it was in sri lanka and then i connected in the whats the dubai and i got on treating myself as and im so exhausted it was a month through i got on emirates. Full of i dont even know ive had the same car for years but im telling you what im beat and you can get out of playing and feel like youre in your own little room if you ever try to have their own shower and leave until you can schedule a shower i have sat in that shower. Well ive run out of water with soap all over me time limit on right in minutes and then ive cleaned the entire shallow d which is a strange grounding experience for your 1st time ever that somebody bought you a ticket youre the height of all of us and yet youre cleaning up after yourself but my point is if youre going to see it like i saw the book of mormon. And good seats and sometimes when you take a vacation you wont buy good c. S. Because youre busy buying the jeans of the other sneakers or the you know but good see i like that approach mister someone from history that you would like to take to lunch oh good lord. Im going to world war 2 buff. So this is probably hung but a nazi just cant understand and people have sent us to understand how you can be misled that just you know and lastly my friend your idea of a perfect day my idea of a perfect day is. A personal interaction. Would someone that is meaningful in that you remember tenuously to. In some part of the day soundtrack by laughter is a good thing before we get into our social Media Questions i have to ask you since nigeria india the states can you play outside the country and sell tickets are where what are your some of the countries you can go to i do netflix and i did a world tour last year we did yeah we did 34 countries its got a nice year yeah but what can you sell from like a cup no i mean a lot of them i could you know it was nice to they could be in oslo on mon on friday and theyd be like ok do you want to do like still on monday nights and still bongos like you know its a fishing village where theres one round about in the very big with the feet or you know. Your back to the days the promoter calling up people going to sneeze really good and discomfort free and its 26 people have just heard even more time and shes what a trip but you remember those shows more you know what i mean sure theres no safety net no there used to be a comedian in new york being glen her she always did the best show career spanned it play in a small fishing town killing them in the middle of the set the. Barn door slides open and somebody says. Is running. The floor those sort of shows they were there you got some social Media Questions for you real chris scott on twitter. Whats the funniest joke you have heard that you didnt write for yourself and stop to put comics on the spot with a joke put it out of karl and. d scott foley told me on Whiskey Cavalier we were shooting this i dont i can see if. You had the moose cocked joke you know all right so the 2 canadians in a coffee and theyre going to play i spy right so the guy thinks of moose cock and hes like i have one you can ask your questions the other guys like well ok can you eat it and hes that i guess you could eat it means that is a moose. And im going to like it i love when jokes like that not only are you settling in for a longer joke you know when somebody sets up the sequence of questions they go ok ive got a couple minutes here yeah right away when they come back with the the its so funny james dean and or on twitter did you shoot more than one performance what did you. On your specials and you do more than one at a time together if you desire i directed this one. Because its you know its seated theres no stage its just a door with 3 steps and guys right here so its kind of like a more intimate special in that sense but the lighting was tough because i had i mean i had a a section of what we put in bombay and i give them their own special section which hasnt happened in a long time in history but every time i was explaining some part of Indian Culture to the wood the white people lit up in like red light so that you knew i was talking to the rest of the world and. Then when we went back it was regular lighting so i did shoot 2 performances just because we had to get the lighting right on the white because thats basically what this trotter casts this little. Special by the way is vir dos for india netflix special available to stream now jael barton on twitter of you ever read back to jack to take out a politically incorrect joke we talk. There are some that are just suicide oh no i must admit when i write jokes now there are certain things ill get up against and ill think im not going to fight that fight there might be a new wants to the job but im out there trying to please could never and i dont need to get into some sort of. Contention with the people who try to please so there are times ill sell fetid harsh harsh ah 2304 on twitter some of these names how many days did you finally take to write this special how do you finalize a joke well i guess theyre talking about your process i started writing it in april of this you wrote for 2 and a half months stored for 6 months and then shot it so can you sit down and force yourself to write or do you have to find i had to get a little scared i had to buttress up i need to do this with ok im past the point i got to start and that resolve you like right book the venue and then you know that its on the clock and i think right now and then it was like saturday night live i get to friday and ron fournier afternoon i think enough whining and off being afraid to confront this you that show tomorrow night if you dont do this well 2 weeks in a row youve got some heat up in right so i needed that you need the proximity to the event i need to print the post before you know if theyve got a design in the post you know put it up somewhere that means were going to see. You looking back at judo if you its time to be you all right i want to thank your dogs for joining me today every time i talk to comedians im proud to be a comic because they always have insight they also have a schwab to be but i find it talks a k. Is news net flix special beer das for india currently streaming on netflix and i will see you next time on Dennis Miller plus one thank you my friend thank you so good to meet you brother. The world is driven by a dream shaped by the curse of those great. New dares thinks. We dare to ask. In this community there are people who believe that its ok to sell fractional food on my table its really hard there are no jobs and you see that ive got kids that ask and as a parent. I can come up with an argument theres a lot of conflict within the game and between the 2 most of the conflict i would say over balls around money and most of them money is made. 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