Air and dove headfirst here. Yes, a minute later he surfaced , indeed, his face became like that of a newborn, because the fish plucked out all his eyelashes and eyebrows, i read such short ones, the granddaughter comes up to her grandfather and says tomorrow i have an exam, im very worried, grandfather told her, dont worry, i will scold you, there is such a sign that will help, but is grandfather sailor in the past . His swearing is calibrated, his granddaughter used it to lift his spirits, he recorded the childs swearing on a dictaphone, passed it with five points, grandpa turned on the dictaphone somewhere , the teacher heard it, turned pale, asked in a whisper how much do you want . The ant was sleeping soundly when the elephant accidentally stepped on its hind paw. As soon as the ant started screaming, look at your feet, you idiot, out of surprise the ant backed away and crushed the entire anthill. Then the ant tore his eyes out, the elephant saw above him, there was no anthill, and then he littered, he didnt know that he covered his eyes with his ears, got out of here, the elephant had never seen such desperate ants in his life, otherwise he was doing karate, gangster face, the elephant turned and run. The ant went crazy with joy, but i cant i got scared, the fat ass is chickening out, ill catch up with a couple of times in my ear when such an opportunity arises again, and the ants rushed off in pursuit, the tiger was having breakfast on a log, i heard a noise, the antelope s throat stood up, the elephant was running as fast as he could, and from whom, if the elephants lets run, then an ant jumps out into the clearing, covered in soap, ugh, listen, old man. Didnt that fat elephant run by . Ran through, and you play tag with him . Tsits mattress, striped, wait, ill finish with the elephant, ill take care of you, dont awaken the beast in me, ill bite, so, thought the tiger, i have to get away before it bites you, a rumor spread through the forest, a brutal ant is chasing elephants and tigers, the bear was kicked out of the den, he lives there with. With a young lioness, who was taken away from the old lion, on any sporting issues, ask him to come to him , to the wisest, and imagine, he demands that they kneel in front of him, no, everyone can kneel, it would be visible in front of anyone, in the grass you can spot the devil in two, the redhaired bloodsucker. Opposite lives the family of a sailor, when he went sailing, this is a feast, a farewell, crying, the sailor returned to the feast again, tears of joy, a stormy night, of course, the neighbors were jealous of them, he worked as a ferryman, a day on the voyage, a day at home, a day on the voyage, a day at home, he practically wont get a job, asks to write an application, you. Like a fool you take a pen and write, they read with a smile and say excuse me, we already have a bastard like you, they can tell everything about you from your handwriting, you write a denunciation on yourself, i already changed the tilt, i wrote with my left hand, i wrote with my foot, there is only one answer, you bastard, i bought the copybook, ive been sweating for a year a firstgrader, came to the same company, wrote an application, with such handwriting we take it without looking, excellent. I tore the paper and spat in everyones face personally, because in reality, of course, im a bastard. Doctor, im reading a short story, doctor, theres a constant constriction in my eyes, its dry retina, theres no moisture, you cry a little, thats why youre crying, what should you do , you cry more often, why, youre not married, you live alone, well, yes, get married, have children, get rich and no longer look like a bitch, grow old without breaking yourself in step with the time allotted. Categorically avoid diet, rest, abstinence, the clock does not show the time of taking medications, how much is left for the joy of life, doctors say this is impossible, forget about it, why the hell are you prolonging the agony, hear, the cucumbers crunch appetizingly, the women giggle, the beer is foaming, naturally flowing drooling, from valedolu, oatmeal puree, saliva will not flow, sorry for straightforwardness, but constipation after a hearty dinner in good company is worthy of diarrhea from pureed soup, then what you dont use, it dies off, especially in men, on the contrary , the more often, the more reliable it is, who in the next world i wasnt, i hope theres an afterlife ahead, theres no one to confirm, window makers from that color dont return. Therefore, do not risk putting something off until later, take risks while you can before. Humanitarian aid arrived from moscow to sakhalin. Instead of the school buses that were waiting, they sent two brand new hearses. I had to take the children to school 7 km away in the clothes they sent me. You will not believe. Academic performance, seniors in the hearse let them go ahead with the words have a good day, no, there are no fools in moscow, a journalist once took me interview and says, tell me, here are all the great writers, they wrote masterpieces, some drank, some took drugs, thats how you write, i say, im old as usual, just tea, she says, well, thats how it feels, thank you. Lets take a photo, the premiere is on rtr, the connection is very bad, anh, hello, we need to talk urgently, maria kulikova, i am to blame for your death, come on, put it aside, you are not to blame for anything. Dmitry miller, sometimes people do unpredictable things, ivan zhitkov, what a death, im sorry, alexander ratnikov, this bastard, lives somewhere nearby, sleeps, eats, drinks, you need to catch these criminals with a cool head and calculation, olga pavlovets, be careful, dont go where you dont ask, a mirror of lies, i think i know , who had a motive to take revenge on our anki, sponete. For a second i thought the voice of sofia ratarov sounds, what will remain, i absorb the whole program, so much beauty, so much from the heart , that i am incredibly grateful to be just great, hello guys, my mother said, i wont watch this program, your voice is weak, well pleasant, but weak, songs from the bottom of my heart, andrey malakhovs evening show on sunday on рrt. Today will be full of 19 years old, well enough, lets look at the weekend, your girl, she didnt die when, we her. You want me to believe that we have an adult daughter, a mistake of youth that you wont forget, i i can talk to anya, hello, which one of you is galina nikolaevna, you confessed to her, said that she is not an orphan, you came to see your daughter, a mistake of youth that you want to repeat again, that youve gone crazy, in the hallway unconscious and there is blood, im your mother, dont leave me, please, us, you now have a dad, pansies, today on rtr , tea, manenka, manenka, yes, how you have to love a person to take and come to him, on what a Strong Family is built, of course an interesting question, on love, what beautiful girls, i thought, he. For this a person lives, he should have a continuation, on what a good conversation is built, on trust, i am so contradictory, wisdom my cunning has also come into play, my eye is burning, that is, well if you noticed when everyone is home on sundays on rtr. Natasha, how do you feel about men with a good sense of humor . Positively, but with caution, it seems to me that men with a good sense of humor are quite dangerous, they joke, you laugh , and then bam, and you are already hugging, this is in a good case, and women with a sense of humor are even more dangerous, you laugh, laugh , then bam, and you are married with a mortgage, three children, and. That s not true, women with a sense of humor are not dangerous, they are beautiful, my favorite peoples artist of russia will prove this to you again, klara novikova, hello. Im very glad to meet you in this hot, hot, impossible time, but sochi, well, what do we want, really, ive been playing different women for many, many years, when i was a very young artist, i played different grandmothers, and i they said why do you play grandmothers, youre young, i answered that i play them, but. When im already there, i wont play anymore, ill already be a grandmother, look at the woman who is for, look, in any at age you can be pretty, really, pretty, what are we we all envy the girls, but what about us . Im here now, i have so much, im here for you now. Ill play, walk around, sit down, sit down, wait, im tormented by insomnia, youre the investigator, huh . Youre the one whos going to interrogate me, but what should i interrogate . Ill tell you everything myself, just write it down, so it was like this, i went out this morning to work for my pension, im walking, rubbing salt in my joints, suddenly, i feel my heart pounding, my back i got sick, oh, i think i need to sit down, take a pill, i sat down, in my pockets, i forgot my pills at home, trouble, trouble, pills, oh then a guy sat down next to me on a bench, all wearing rings, we have rings in our ears, even though hes hanging his pride, he immediately looked at me. So i was excited, oh, hello, beautiful girl, i say thank you for getting away. And what a beauty i am to you, when he i cant leave the house without pills to buy bread, hes stuck here with you , and i should run home for pills, and he says, how can you hang around if you have pills at home, take them mine, i say, yours . He is from reality, the pills are expensive, i am a medical student, i can say, the future of our medicine, i think, what a blessing that our medicine has a future , thank god, i wont live to see it, but i took the pills, im sitting there , nothing, nothing, just goosebumps running all over my skin, my blouse is already moving, suddenly the wind rose, at home it started to shake, the roof was torn off, i didnt see it, no, the guy said, thats it, he said, the roof was torn off, stood up, walked away, i looked, there was a coin lying on the asphalt, and there was a hole next to it, i took the coin, went, theres a guy with holes in the helmet are sticking out, you put the hatch cover back, i say, yeah, its not like that i have a pension to throw away coins of such denomination, i went further, i saw another coin lying there, i reached the end of the street, i collected about five of them. Im going, i see, sitting there, a slob, without legs, begging, i think i have at least some pension, but this guy should be, i threw some coins to him, apparently he got a big hook, he has no legs, the slob ran across the road, but what do i do . I had to go, i started crossing the road, you write , yeah, i started crossing the road, you couldnt take the motorcycle separately, it snatched my purse from my hands on the gas, at the strength of kilometers after i caught up with five, i say that the girl is running after you, i say, my head hurts, my back will feel bad, i mean, i took my purse from him. I got on the motorcycle and went, well, of course, i went, i trudged along like an old man, i dont know what the speed was, i dont know what the speed was, then when i passed by a policewoman, the wind blew his uniform off, i saw, how could i not i saw, when i was returning about five minutes ago, he grabbed his underpants and swore, i heard him, how could he, what speed, im not a motorcycle started it up, i pushed off with my feet, yeah, but i stopped in the park, from a birch tree, got off the bike here. Dont let the sexual maniac start screaming, they howled with force, they wore clothes, i ran after him into the bushes, five women joined me, and he got scared and ran to the club, to the club, to the club, oh, smoking . The music is playing, well, i was spinning around the pole there, yes, i cant understand, im holding on to six with my hands, and im standing on the ceiling with my feet, they shouted, light it up, light it up again, oh im tired, my head hurts, dont worry, dont worry, while i was sitting in your monkey house. One guy gave me two pills for headaches, two for sleepiness, he said, i wont feel anything for a month, oh, look, the squirrel is sitting on you, oh, how small, oh, sang, sang, sang, how much squirrel, well, where are you all . At me, you brats, well. Sit, sit, i wont drive you away, hell say, grandma bought a fur coat in her old age, like this. What a blessing that you exist, what a blessing that you understand everything, not words, but halfwords, not shades, but halfshades, halftones, thank you for your wisdom, thank you very much. I dont know another person who plays the accordion so beautifully, and you are friends too, meet peter drango. I got the tender, i need to have time to put one city park in order, you now have a serious competitor, you need to remove it, set it up. Everyone will immediately think of us, no, but not with their own hands, im ready to start work right today, i understand the logistics of supplies in organizing work, some kind of wise guy, be careful with him, i want us to be together, a real man should show up in his actions, i dont i understand, this cannot be, no one has ever disgraced me like this, you want to prosper , get rid of the weeds, its that you arranged everything, only all the facts are against you, i cant see you, roses and thorns premiere. Today at rtr, the hall is valued, the walls are shaking, large ones have arrived, in the new season with new renovations, with a Slight Movement of the hand, we are absolutely without glee making three different functional zones from this room. Ideas are overflowing. We want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be a lot of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i i love plants, im generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling, a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, look, let them into your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr. From the first day, you are the head of the company. I can handle. This is my dream job. And yanochka, you thought about her. Where are you going to take it . Lets hire her a nanny. Hello yanochka, my name is maria alexandrovna. Can i call you aunt masha . My good one, call it what you like more likely. And you are not at all afraid that masha will replace you in yanas life, they cannot live without each other, like mother and daughter, when there is no one closer to the nanny. You named yana daughter. Are you afraid to leave yana with masha, or what . Afraid. Do you like riding the bus . I havent ridden yet. Jaana. Yanochka aunt masha, on friday on rtr. Where is your homeland, my brother, and whose homeland are you, a soldier, who do you serve, former friend . Tear off everything we had together, what will you have left . They went against god. What impression does it make . Russia comes and the city lives, boris korchevnikovs program life and destiny, from monday to friday on rtr. What do you want, girl . Im following an advertisement, there is a cat for sale here, red girls, sometimes very stubborn. I thought you were my mother. Beautiful brunette. To look for why you got into the water, to find, hello, mom, and what will happen then, well, then i went, a cat is for sale on sunday, on ptp. Kolya, do you know that sochi is called the Summer Capital of russia . I know, because all of moscow moves to sochi in the summer. And they also say that sochi is the tropical granary of our country. Persimmons, feihua and tangerines grow here. I ll tell you more, sochi is the main breadbasket of our stage. This land gave our country grigory leps and stas mikhailov. Yes, fruit is in high demand. Now an artist will appear on stage, he is also very prolific and every year he pleases us with new numbers, on our humor, svetoslav yeshchenko, you know what i thought, to all our areas. Scammers are trying to get a job in life, people are very talented in their business, they have one feature, they we are all taken for. Fools, therefore, my friends, you and i have only one way out, to play the fool ourselves, you wont miss our life, im sitting at home, im bored, i open the doorbell, there are two women on the doorstep, hello, we are a census. Let me in, dive into the apartment, look around, looploop, i ask, are you definitely from the census , they say, yes, exactly, we have a pen, i say, they just said on tv that you usually come with tablets, i hear one whispering to the other, usually we leave with them, i dont show it, i say, i just asked, im just a very trusting person, everyone constantly. Deceives me, the census takers perked up, i say, you actually have a lot of questions, they say, well, judging by your apartment, not very well, youve already answered half the questions, now the second part, how much do you get, i say, i try not to quarrel with anyone, we mean you have money, i say, i have a wife, so i dont think the question about money is correct. So where does your wife keep her money . I say, she doesnt keep them, she invests them, in some kind of investment, i i say, yeah, in investments, in nails, hair, eyelashes, total investments, tell me, do you have any valuables in your apartment, i say , yes, there are valuables, a month ago you bought three bags of sugar and 20 packs buckwheat, we have. No one eats buckwheat here, but why do you buy it, why, for confidence in the future, they say, what are you talking about grub, we are asking about eternal values, i say, well, what kind of eternal ones, what kind, well, i dont know, maybe you have, for example, a pig piggy bank, i say, but how was he recognized . That our motherinlaw is visiting us as a correspondent, and why are you doing this to your motherinlaw . I say, what about her, tell me, how has she been saving for so many years with a pension, she hasnt given a ruble to her grandchildren, who is she after that . She even has a maiden name, greedy, although her motherinlaw proves to everyone that she is greedy, and to me personally, then the gold tooth disappeared, so the motherinlaw still hasnt admitted that it was she who kissed him, she says in copy, by the way, but you have the gold in the apartment . I say there is gold, we have it in the next room. An old family icon in a gilded frame, helps with any evil spirits, if a person comes to you with bad thoughts and you show him this icon, the person immediately begins to shake, i ll show it to you now, he says no, no, no, no, no, well probably go, you actually have and theres nothing to rewrite, i say, where are you going, without a treat , so sarcastically, he says you treat us, dont be afraid, you want buckwheat with sugar, i say, why a glass of water . Well, i ran to the kitchen, tinkered around there, gave them some water, i said, if there are no more questions left, they they say there is one question, but you are unlikely to use it, i say, what . With a bank card, i say, i dont like these cards, why . Yes, there is one scam with them, you go up to withdraw, for example, 500 rubles , its as if in this atm, the entire budget of the country, it still gives you one piece of paper, but they are completely sad, i say, but you dont worry, i dont have a plastic card, but i have a virtual one in my phone, i just dont remember where i threw the phone, i dont remember, one says yes, youre mine, take it to yours call, he will be found right away, gives me his iphone, dials the numbers, i hear a signal somewhere nearby, text me, he says, hes in your pocket, turyulyuk . Then there was a strange beep, as if they had sent me to prison, and then i broke down, i said, well, yes, im from your phone, i just added an account for 2,000, they are like a bastard and a fraudster, i say, i heard from the same people , and that they have arranged a census of my property here, maybe they can also give you a pin code for speed .