Talent can be stolen the entire collection has disappeared albert what about the hall . There will be a fashion show of my collection. You still have nothing to show. It turns out that he was deceiving me and not only me. Lace. Today on rtr. Rt. Planet, more than just television. This a piece of russia on every screen of the planet. Lets fly the loudest premieres. How did i get here . Pos corporate, or what . Who are you . Oh, you dont know bender well. You dont need a motive for murder on a tricky plot. What was that on the strip . I dont know, dog, in my opinion, exciting series, were putting together an orchestra , well perform shastakovichs seventh symphony , whoever doesnt take risks, luck doesnt smile on him, well succeed, ill be the one doing the surgery, im scared, as if im not me, to unfortunately, no motive for the murder, no connection between murders, but she exists, and we will find her, i remind you once again that she is mine. Bring evgeniy pedrcyan into the studio, be careful thank you, thank you, there is a motor, that means. Hello , hello, hello, humor, humor, humor invites you to the tv, make the sound comfortable for yourself, try not to be distracted, because humor does not like any distractions, if a word is missed, then the whole joke is lost, so whoever laughs, the world responds with laughter; when a person laughs, he tunes himself to a joyful look at. Life, not to mention all kinds of therapy. For example, Scientists Say that diabetics should laugh more often, because this reduces blood sugar levels. Having a sense of humor is a great gift, not everyone is given it, like the ability to sing and dance, a sense of humor is what helps our person make comedy out of any life routine, and not make a tragedy out of every next one. Problems. First, lets go with you to a wedding agency, which can not only help you find a companion or life partner, but fix the wedding itself. They might even come up with some original wedding. Now there is such a trend i want a wedding that is not like everyone elses. History knows many original weddings and wedding traditions. In scotland, for example , on the eve of the wedding, the bride is literally doused with mud, like this, in one of the provinces of china, girls begin to prepare for family life a month before the ceremony with the help of sobs, the girl should cry for an hour a day, and gradually all members of her family, female, join her. In another chinese province, the groom is trying. Shoot his future wife, dont be surprised, he shoots three arrows without tips at her from a bow, true, but nevertheless, then the husband breaks these arrows as a sign that a happy life awaits them without betrayal and betrayal. In india , before going to the coltar, the groom must take off his shoes, this is where the fun begins, relative. And the bride must contrive to steal the shoes, and the grooms relatives must protect them with all their might; if they fail to protect the shoes, the new husband must pay for her ransom, what in germany the newlyweds pick up a saw and cut the log together, in front of all the guests, a hint that they will have to work hard to convey. In bulgaria, to propose, a young man must throw an apple at his beloved. Thank you for not being a watermelon. Among some caucasian peoples, the bride must stand during the entire wedding in a specially designated place for her, covered with a dense photo. Only the grooms relatives have the right to look under the photo, and after that they must, dont be alarmed. Spit on the bride, of course, not for real, so the bride is protected from the evil eye, there are many traditions , there is also a humorous way, if you want your wedding to be remembered for the rest of your life, a burry toastmaster with a stutter is at your service , your bride, i am your bride, to be honest. You are lucky to have me, sit down my little bunny, you know, dear, i really want our wedding to be extreme, what do you mean, its not enough that you marry me, well, we can get married, you know, where in the desert, no, there. There are a lot of poisonous snakes, they will all crawl towards your mother to exchange experiences, leave me alone from my mother, well we can get married then, you know, under water , well, no, dear, well, armenians dont reproduce in water, well, look carefully at my nose, where can i find a mask so that it fits completely in it, well, my nose needs a separate scuba tank, here like this. And again, hello, we want an original, unusual wedding, like not everyone has, right, i think that it will still be impossible to forget. Possible, offer number 85, look, exclusive option, wedding in the air, 300 guests jumping with parachutes, what do you think . I agree, marriage is concluded on in heaven, dear, marriages are made in heaven, but why go there in person , you jump with parachutes, Exchange Rings in flight, after you, all the guests pour out there singing and dancing, the headwind is 250 km h, so, unfortunately , the first kiss will have to be postponed until landing, and of course, no flowers, excuse me, uh, how are these no flowers, this is a wedding, in which case proposal number 86, a wedding in the greenhouse of the botanical garden, imagine, rhododentrons, cornflowers, so to speak , the air is filled with the smell of blooming lily, especially for you on this day , opens its flower, the kernel cactus reigns at night, and be healthy, bride, like a light dandelion carried by the breeze, be healthy, her photos develop in the wind, be healthy small butterflies are circling over her delicate head im already screwed excuse me, please, whats wrong with you . Im allergic to smells and once i even ended up in the hospital, i realized it was a great proposal, a wedding in space so, lets dive into the rocket attention everything is ready to start the wedding ceremony, the countdown has begun, four, three, the sounds of mendelssohns march burst out of the nozzle, close the nozzle, thats enough, so 2, 1, the vibration starts, okay, its shaking you with anticipation of family life, attention, start the first stage has moved away, this is your single life, the second stage is moving away, this is the personal savings of the groom, you are flattened, we overcome the force of attraction of our parents, here it is, you are weightless in outer space i like it, but i dont, come here, and how do you imagine your first wedding night in zero gravity, well, some kind of intimacy, this is a real report about the docking, 200 people are in command earth, to the left, to the right, up, down, everyone is watching so that i dont miss. im sorry, but my docking station wont stand this, this is not a wedding, but some kind of circus, lets get out of here, circus, wait, ill make you another amazing proposal that you will like, i want a proposal, a wedding in a military unit, on the Parade Ground , you approach the place of the wedding with a triple step, the bride has a veil, dashingly twisted to the side, upon arrival you salute each other. Straight to the point, dear, you didnt understand it in the right sense, then you exchange it as a sign of love with bricks and with words for family happiness , you hit them on your head, i can damage, of course, she can damage the brain, but no, wedding hair, yeah, okay, sit down, this is. No big deal, look, for you on the Parade Ground at this time the marshal of our stage Alexander Marshal will sing, its expensive, well then the lead singer of the group has a white Ticket Limited to those fit for wartime along with his flat feet, its cheap, good, then the group is a singing standby. There was not enough space on the wedding Parade Ground, those who are not wearing a helmet, get away from sin, regiment commander, witness. The bride and two cool guys from the groom, our wedding, wedding, wedding, just marched left to right and in circles. Freight, for some reason i thought so, oh, i understood everything, the wedding should be where we met, i mean in the elevator, in the freight, okay, then well improvise, imagine, a typical ninestory building of a typical ninestory building, so say, a typical elevator. Guest types, that is, typical guests, come from everywhere. The bride and groom climbed into the elevator of a ninestory panel building, dear, not will it be too crowded for us, the receptionist was there. I wrote something on a piece of paper, dear koren alexandra, i declare you husband and wife, the photographer quickly came running, although the cabin was narrow, stand more crowded, smiled, much more crowded, the guard stood at the door and controlled the loading, citizens, the elevator is designed for four , be careful, then the guests arrived, the people had to make room, forward, comrades, the middle is free, those who were thinner were able to get into the end of the cabin, i wonder if there will be fireworks, but god forbid, there is cabbage soup in the corner. Tamodag even tried to shout bitterly, throw the brides bouquet, throw, throw, he drew on the floor with a knife, glory to love, and here was kolka, bitter, bitter, bitter, one of the women was jealous, the beginning of mindelsons march, oh, frost, frost, face pressed the stop button, the photographers sister, alena. And i adore weddings in the face , the flattened ishenih shouted to his friends and it seems that everything is ready, its interesting, they will serve it hot, the guests forgot that they didnt count uncle borya, im coming, im coming, im coming, im coming, im coming, the bride and groom, arranged in a sheet , your holiday is not for nothing, not for nothing, because ki for rent got it for free, practically for nothing, the bride was kidnapped, it would be better if they stole the sea, it would be easier to breathe, its over, well done, yes, when will this all end, friends, lets finally drink what is not yet breathing, water , water, champagne, the gypsies have arrived, no need, of course. But they had to sacrifice a place for dancing, a smoking room and steam, but in retirement they will have something to remember themselves, to dedicate to memoirs, anna ostrovskaya, its very nice, and you mean that same psychic and fortuneteller, yes, the premiere on rtr, this is our new opera, ah. Borisovna, very nice, help him , lets switch to you, come on, yura, she can work with anyone, you can somehow see things, feel something, even with ghosts, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, come out and look for me, i have to find someone, but not everyone can work with her, you dreamed about this kidnapping. You started some kind of amateur activity here, a kindergarten, by god, please , just take my word for it, trust me everything, no contact with ostrovskaya, shes fired, anna meteo, continuation, were watching on monday on rtr, an eternally young, wonderful festival. Together with him we met the thaw and perestroika, with him we spent the velvet season on the shores of the black sea. Russia is once again opening its arms to those who own the future. Their motto is, the world is changing because i am changing. Together with russia, they are moving towards their dream. The Opening Ceremony of the world youth festival, live broadcast today on rtr, drop everything and go quickly to the restaurant in the garden, why is your semyon with some woman here in the restaurant . Semyon, tell me that all this seemed to me, olga kabo, he called me ideal, or even ideal, you can hang noodles on your ears , cuckold you, dmitry frid, partings can be for the better, i dont know, its as if they ran over me now, oleg almazov, irena met a gorgeous man, they theres a romance planned, just think, ill try her too. Can you imagine, our quiet girls irka immediately has a cloud of gentlemen, the most important thing is that they fight for her to the death, everyone has the right to later happiness, listen, or maybe well start all over again, march 8 on rtr. Why 17 years old the guy doesnt get enough at night, today in this studio the world hits of the seventies will be played. A couple of days ago dima and i signed, how you pulled it all off, i dont understand, sergei gorobchenko, it seems to me that its good that this happened to us, yes, everything is for the better, glofira torkhanova, kirill grebenshchikov, im to blame for you, you i need it, isnt it because my business has gone well, im tracking down my sister in your car, guess . What will happen next, do you want to bang her, or what . Ill start all over again, march 8, nartr is ugly or beauty, in this case there is no difference, every woman wants to be liked, at 17 she will buy it at 70 years old. And a fashionable dress , you cant forget about the funny, every woman wants to like it, whats wrong with that, friends, there are problems, she will cope with them, clenching her teeth and clenching her fists, every woman wants to like it, despite all her misfortunes, win. So, the theater begins with a hanger, excuse me, remove your feet, please, yeah, thank you, the hanger begins, well, clean it up, you are standing on the garbage, you cant see, no, the hanger begins, mikhail, you are right on the garbage, right on the garbage, move away, move away, i beg you, i am a theater, its not my fault that it s dirty here, its absolutely not my fault, we work without conflicts. Thats it, ive been paid , im working, i dont know anything, what im working without , no conflict, what is it, dont conflict, thats it , until the stage shines, i wont leave here at all, man, please move away, youre in the trash, you youre standing on the garbage, are you deaf, theres a concert here, see you . Congratulations, you ran into a conflict, and davta 3 4 quickly backstage, what does he say he has for me some kind of surprise, i dont like surprises, but what else, you can come up and take mine from my pocket, thats just how i am. Ill take it, thats it, im off, oh, a flower, plastic , oh, how is it, im quite a man, take it, im generally not very light, well, i ll take it for grandma, a man, a man, people are looking, a man somehow not at the address, you no, men, dont know, take your sika, im in general, wipe your hands, remove your hands, the new one is a scoundrel and to make others well seem right, only you can make the darkness bride, only you and you are and really. You are my destiny, when you hold my hand, i understand the lagging that you do, youre my dream come true, my one and only you. Can you make all this change in me, for its true, you are my destiny, when you off all my head. I understand the magic that you do, youre my dream and true, my one and only you, one and only you. Out of the list your voice is calling to Twilight Time when purple color curtains mark the end of day ill hear you my dear at twilight deepening shadows the most important thing, faithful, selfless, but the question arises, with such merits , why does she need you, i wonder if i will ever get married or not, and this is me already in character, but how to get married, how to meet, at work i dont have such an opportunity, on the street. I cant make acquaintances , i dont know how, a friend advised me here, you say, read marriage advertisements, maybe youll find someone, there are a lot of marriage advertisements in the newspapers now, and in general there are plenty of advertisements, a nonmarriage woman too, a good Successful Company is looking for a third with your bottle. It feels like good company. Dentistry, the latest drugs, expensive, dont even call. Is this some kind of humor, or what . Steel doors, bars, fences, free, bottle. A slowworking stenographertypist looking for a stuttering director. A team of qualified finishers will finish your apartment. I will provide. The move of an elderly person, that s what they mean, a remedy for baldness, if a bald man drinks it, then there will be one less bald person, ill give the motherinlaw into evil hands, but where is this marriage advertisement, the motherinlaw has disappeared, i wont tell you the signs. Here is finally the marriage announcement, a young beautiful woman agrees to marry a respectable man from 11 pm to two in the morning every day, they probably work during the day a single woman will rent a room or rent it out, i wonder if i need to call, hello, galya, tell me, are you giving or are you renting, it doesnt matter, as long as there is a man good, im good, i dont drink , i dont smoke, i dont swear, i dont work, recently i was 30, in a month ill be 50, old, yes, a man, he s a man in africa, no, a black man, an ordinary pink one. Yes , im not a piglet, why a pig, height 80 meters in a jump, from the table, small, yes, small the tree grows to the root, brunette, no, not burning, bald, what . Why brunette . But because my bald head is tanned, its very convenient, i m a brunette in summer, blond in winter, my eyes are like the red sea, im an albino, no, my nose is normal, a jacket potato, why in a jacket, because its peeling, whos a freak, where should i go, no i understand, i always have a path with women , they send me and. And i go, im always on the way, as the great teacher said, youre going the right way, comrades, here i go, okay, lets look again, its not difficult, thats how it is in general some kind of preoccupied, ill break you, kiss you while youre drunk. The one who meets on my way , abnormal coffee, here we had a massage, thai, heavenly, relaxing, devastating, i was the only one who massaged my lower back that year, completely devastated the entire apartment, left only a black eye clofilin in vryunkie, massage since then i only did the door, and i rubbed the door jamb. It seems to be easier, the same is cheaper thats exactly what s next, languid melancholy, 29 years old, with a good figure, i like to travel by kayaks, horseback riding, sing by the fire, i dream meet a knight, oh, i need to call, hello, lida, its me, your knight, what do i need, lets talk about you, how tall are you, 150 . Yes, yeah, and the weight is also 150, yes, some kind of bun , no, im not for you, what are you, your legs are too big for your ears, yes, cheburashka, or something, no, its not me, again, not for you, that the eyes are big, green, toad, paths. Class, no, im not for you at all, instead of a heart theres a fiery engine, i understand, carlson, no, i went, i flew like carlson to the tarmac, youre going the right way, comrades, no, no, no, you have to be careful here that youre all sorts of beautiful, sociable, friendly, decent, sexy, waiting for her betrothed, zhanna, yeah, hello, zhanna, please call me, im late for the announcement, yes, you re already married, oh, congratulations, well, like everyone else, its written, shes a beauty , worse than war , oh, it says sociable, doesnt close her mouth, oh , it says friendly, with greetings, and the sexy one nags even during sex, how familiar this is to me, and what about her full name, zhanna petrovna, oh, thats mine the ex wife, of course, passed away. Young girl without vp, looking for a man, you can, but mate about s bmw, and im 50 dv, sk, usa, pomzh, whats that, a stranger, some young girl without. Disabled, or what . And the pityless areas . In, probably, the hair is missing, without vp, missing, or what . Without vodka, missing, looking for men, without ears, or what . Mate, oops, mate is guaranteed , thats clear, with a bmw, with a bottle of mineral water, and im 50 dv, clear, arsenal, 50 cheap vodka, as if i wrote